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Theme: Envy fellow Daoists with high combat power.
Content: The five senses of the landlord are still sharp, but the limbs are too stupid, and it is very embarrassing to be able to squat on the altar by himself.
Recently, Master went to Tuyang for a wedding wine. He heard that the human flesh seal machine in Baoyangguan was with his senior brother. The landlord thought about it a lot...
Master taught me, it is said that the seal machine used to be mediocre, and then his brother taught the swordsmanship.
If I want to improve, do I have to find a senior first... That...
1L: Senior Brother: Meow Meow Meow? ? ?
2L: How did you come to this conclusion? ! !
3L: Senior shivering!
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On the day Xie Lingya graduated from graduate school, Shi Changxuan came to see him. They often see each other, and each other's classmates know them, but most people really think it's just a good relationship.
Considering that he had already attracted a lot of attention because of his identity as a Taoist priest in Baoyangguan, Xie Lingya did not want campus life to be as ups and downs as business, and did not announce it in front of his classmates.
Shi Changxuan also acquiesced to this.
Shi Changxuan heard Xie Lingya's classmates pulling him and enthusiastically promoting his cousin.
"You don't live in a Taoist temple and you're not close to women, right? I heard that some Taoist priests can also get married. Let me tell you, I didn't blow it, my cousin is really beautiful, and she didn't lose. Here it is!"
Xie Lingya: "…"
Xie Lingya: "You change the comparison..."
Classmate: "I didn't lose to a female star!"
Xie Lingya: "Oh, no, thank you."
Although the classmates knew that Xie Lingya had been single all the time, they really didn't think about it that much. Xie Lingya seemed to be in a hurry every day, and there were many people in the school who were so focused on work that they didn't have time to find a partner.
Professor Zhu called Xie Lingya over and said, "These people don't read books well. They think about how to introduce people to people every day. Don't pay attention."
Xie Lingya smiled shyly, "No way, I'm too popular."
Professor Zhu: "..."
Professor Zhu: "Hey, Xiao Shi is here."
Xie Lingya looked back, and sure enough, he walked over and shouted, "Senior brother."
As he went over, he stretched out his hand, trying to pull Shi Changxuan.
Shi Changxuan held him and pulled him into his arms.
Xie Lingya's heart was surging, Senior Brother, I didn't see you wrong! So boring, I even wanted to announce it to my teachers and classmates on graduation day!
Since the senior brothers behaved like this, Xie Lingya didn't want to let him down. He raised his head and kissed the corner of his mouth.
There was a gasping sound behind him, and Professor Zhu seemed to burp in fright.
Hey, it's crooked. Xie Lingya was about to adjust, when Shi Changxuan pinched his chin and moved it a little, with a three-pointed stunned expression: "There is a peel on the ground, I will let you step over..."
Xie Lingya: "..."
Xie Lingya turned back and said dryly, "Just kidding with my senior brother, hee hee."
Everyone: "… "
Shi Changxuan's eyes gradually changed, he squeezed his chin and pulled it back to kiss him.
The people at the scene were silent for two seconds, then screams and whistles erupted.
Later, the classmate who wanted to introduce his cousin to Xie Lingya came over and said: "This is embarrassing... Why didn't you say it earlier, we don't discriminate against homosexuality in any age, and, in fact, I have a pretty good-looking cousin. younger brother…
"
Xie Lingya: "…"
Although Shi Changxuan didn't know what happened before, he understood this sentence, and his face was frosty in an instant.
"I'm joking!" The classmate raised his hand, "Senior Shi is too playful and scared us. I'll tease you guys too."
…
So unknowingly, everyone around me knew about the relationship between Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan. At first, there were no brains. I really thought they were brothers and sisters. be human.
Now that Xie Lingya has graduated, Shi Changxuan has also expressed that although he can't make excuses, he can hold a banquet as a ceremony.
Xie Lingya thought about it, but he didn't have to be very grand, wearing a dress and setting off firecrackers, but it was not bad to invite colleagues to eat and witness.
Father Xie was still a little awkward. Although he had already accepted the two children together, when Xie Lingya told him that he was going to have a drink, he stayed for a while and said anxiously, "... Then who will be the bride? I'll hold your hand??"
Xie Lingya: "…"
Xie Lingya: "Dad, you think too much, not so exaggerated."
He doesn't want to be on social news.
Father Xie received repeated assurances that there would be no strange rituals, so he agreed.
On the day of the wine ceremony, countless Taoist priests gathered, and there were also some monks, shamans, immortals, etc., all kinds of people who had friendship with Xie Lingya.
Such a group of people entering and leaving the hotel, not to mention passers-by, even the hotel's own service staff, have privately discussed countless times, is this the place where the religious conference rented their hotel? Seeing monks, Taoist priests, shamans and others gathered together, I feel a little weird...
Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan stood outside the hall to welcome the guests, and waves of Taoist priests came over to greet him with fists.
There is also a hall next to the wedding, and the newlyweds come one step later.
The hall had to turn a corner from the lobby. Xie Lingya went over to take a look when he heard the noise, only to see a woman in white linen following the new couple. The couple stumbled to the lobby and asked the concierge to help them put the The woman in sackcloth drove out.
The concierge looked stunned, "This..."
People just followed and didn't do anything, although wearing sackcloth was a little depressing.
The bride cried and said: "This is not a person!"
- When the Taoist priest who was talking and laughing with his back to the other side, heard these words, he turned over to look at it, and saw the woman in sackcloth.
Confirmed the eyes, it is Pima Sha!
A group of Taoist priests rushed out and surrounded them, forcing Pimasha, who could not be driven away, to the corner of the wall.
From the back, only the overlapping backs of the Taoists could be seen, as well as a few pairs of hands holding the talisman.
other people:"… "
The bride showed an expression of salvation and raised her voice: "Thank you, masters!"
Xie Lingya also squeezed over, "How is it?"
After all, it is a demon, and he is worried about whether fellow Taoists can solve it.
"Brother Xie, don't come here!"
Xie Lingya wondered, "Why?"
He has been in the business for so long, and most of the time everyone tells him that you should come soon.
Someone said: "Daoist friend is holding a drink today, and newcomers are most likely to be attacked by Phi Ma Sha! You and Shi Dao friend should hurry and hide!"
Xie Lingya: "…"
After thinking about it for a long time, he actually felt that it made sense. Although it was not a wedding, the meaning was the same. Who knows if it has any influence.
Xie Lingya hurriedly turned around and pulled Shi Changxuan, who had just walked out to see what was going on, "Quick, let's avoid it.
Shi Changxuan immediately said: "Impossible, I counted the good day and the auspicious day, and it is absolutely impossible to commit Pima Sha."
Xie Lingya: "…"
Because it was just a treat, he really didn't think about it. He didn't expect senior brother to be so... comprehensive.
"It's the pair of criminals next door," Xie Lingya said. "The group of fellow Daoists who just arrived are fighting the gods."
Shi Changxuan: "..."
The newlyweds next door were really lucky. When they encountered a Taoist priest who was also serving wine here, they helped them solve the problem. Not to mention Xie Lingya, there are many Taoist priests out there who need to make an appointment in advance for a week to a month.
When the people in the Guanli came, Xie Lingya realized that they had also brought a handful of old pheasants. Brother Pheasant is already a middle-aged and elderly person in the age of chickens, and most chickens have been slaughtered at this age. It is full of time-honored vicissitudes, and every chicken feather is written with a legend.
"I heard that there is Phi Masha? Although there are many Taoist priests, but just in case!"
Xie Lingya, such a cruel person, couldn't help but say: "Do you still want Brother Pheasant to enjoy his old age in peace?"
…
Relatives and friends were present, witnesses, and this day will be the wedding anniversary of Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan.
Many old-fashioned Taoist priests appeared on the stage, coupled with their low-key ideas, so Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan thanked everyone for their support during the banquet. In fact, those who are willing to come are undoubtedly a great encouragement to them, and I would also like to thank Shi Changxuan's parents for their role in it. Given Huaxia's current level of conservatism, not every Taoist priest is so open-minded, and if it weren't for the Shi family and their partners in the Taoist world, it would not have been so smooth.
Of course, there are also the seniors of the Taoist Association who have always cared about Xie Lingya and hoped that he would become a monk soon.
During this process, Xie Lingsi ran around with Dabao and Xiaobao to sprinkle rose petals, and even a bow tie was tied around the neck of the good dragon, which was considered a fitting occasion.
After eating, Xie Lingya slumped on the hotel sofa and said, "Do you have anything to do tomorrow? Chen Daochang invited us to discuss the practice of pills. I really don't understand this, and I barely pass the chemistry."
Shi Changxuan was silent for a while, as if he had something to say.
Xie Lingya: "What, are you okay?"
Shi Changxuan said faintly, "I vacated the seven-day itinerary ahead of time..."
Xie Lingya: "That's all right... ah!"
Xie Lingya reacted immediately.
He is speechless. Senior brother always uses actions instead of words. Sometimes he thinks straight, or even goes too far, so he can't feel it.
I just realized it now, Shi Changxuan didn't say a word, but he actually attached great importance to this matter.
Xie Lingya patted Shi Changxuan on the shoulder and said solemnly: "Senior brother, I understand, don't worry, give your life to accompany the gentleman, I have spared seven days, and I will recognize it when I die in bed!"
Shi Changxuan: "?!!"
Xie Lingya: "Hey, what, did I get it wrong again?"
Shi Changxuan: "...No, no."