Part-Time Taoist Priest

Chapter 21: Remote exorcism

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Xie Lingya was originally studying Baoyang's Notes to see if there was any useful method to continue Taoism.

Zhang Daoting was also beside him. He wanted Xie Lingya to find out if there was any way to convince people to come to work in Taoist Temple. He was a model that was really hard work, so there was no privacy. Even when people came to take pictures of dinner, he was about to go to the toilet.

At this time, the screen of the mobile phone showed He Zhen's call. As soon as Xie Lingya got connected, he heard He Zhen's breathless talk. He immediately rolled up his sleeves and pushed the curious Zhang Daoting away.

There are already many ghosts in Sanyin, not to mention that a person with low fortune and weak temperament like He Zun is more likely to encounter ghosts when entering the mountain.

Furthermore, He Zun and the others went to Boshan, where the mountains are high and the forests are deep, and the scenery is beautiful.

Fortunately, He Zun has been worshipping Wang Lingguan these days, holding the Lingguan tactic in his hand, and he can still make a phone call, otherwise, even Xie Lingya can't be contacted, and it may be miserable.

"Xiao He, what I say now, you just follow it, understand?" Xie Lingya said, they were separated by 108,000 miles. To exorcise the ghosts remotely, some things must be done by the people present.

[Your friend Xie Lingya applies for remote assistance, please choose to accept or reject]

He Zun shouted wildly: "Okay!!"

Taoism has many talismans that go into the mountains, which can not only prevent ghosts but also tigers and wolves. If you don't wear a talisman, or if you lose the talisman like He Zun, then reciting the secret mantra is a very good choice.

Some people who say the Secret Mantra may not know it, but if you say it by another name, the Nine-Character Mantra, many people will understand it. Baopuzi Ge Hong said: When entering the mountain, it is advisable to know the secret mantra of Liujia. All nine characters are often used as secret mantras, and they can be used for everything.

This six-jia secret mantra was spread to Dongying, and the last four characters were misrepresented and displayed in the front.

But it can be said by Ge Hong to be omnipotent, which shows the power of the Six-jia Secret Mantra. It's just that when he recites the secret mantra of Rokka, he needs to save his thoughts. He Zun has that time, and he has learned the mantra.

Hearing from the phone, these students were all terrified, and they may have drifted and weak when they read it, and it has no effect.

"Does anyone have a mirror on you?" Xie Lingya asked.

There were girls present and immediately began to rummage. There are small mirrors that you carry with you, and mirrors that are attached to cosmetics. They are of different sizes. We found five pieces in total.

"One piece for each person, wear it on the back. Missing? Give priority to girls." Xie Lingya instructed them to fix the mirror on the back with a rubber band or the like, and the mirror to ward off evil spirits. Although not every mirror here is nine inches in size, it is better than nothing.

He Zun started the call early, and all the girls untied their hair and rummaged through the remaining rubber bands from their bags to try to fix the mirror.

"Then, all the boys took off their shirts." Xie Lingya continued. There is an innate gossip on the human chest, and the role of the gossip is naturally unnecessary. It is not convenient for girls, and boys can still take off their clothes.

Before the girls were finished, the boys immediately took off their clothes again. It was quite cold at night in the mountains, but at this time, they couldn't care so much.

"He Zun, your fortune is low and your anger is not strong enough. If you bring a knife, you will use it. If you don't bring it, you will bite your middle finger." Xie Lingya's words made He Zun want to cry a little.

The blood of the middle finger has the innate pure yang energy. Before Shi Changxuan used up the talisman, he just bit the middle finger to replace the cinnabar talisman.

He Zun still had the Lingguan tactic in one hand, so he had to reluctantly cut the middle finger of the other hand with the eyebrow trimmer of the female classmate. Don't waste it..."

Everyone: "… "

Zhang Daoting was also listening, and he whispered, "Boss, there are so many tricks."

Xie Lingya also replied in a low voice: "It's not over yet! How do I know what they encountered? If it's not a ghost or some kind of mountain charm, it's always right to cast a wide net."

Zhang Daoting: "..."

Xie Lingya said that he was very confident before, but he didn't mean to pretend (most of them didn't). Originally, it was important that this kind of thing can be stabilized. He was afraid that those students would not have a sense of trust, so he raised his tone and gave them some peace of mind.

"Next, put the fingers of your left hand under your nose, between your nostrils. Put your phone behind your back and walk to the hotel. What do I read, you can read it along. If there is any movement, just pretend that you don't hear it and don't stop. Don't look back." The place Xie Lingya asked them to press was called "Shanyuan". As the saying goes, if you press the mountain with your left hand, the ghost will close the door.

After Xie Lingya asked if they were all ready, he reminded, "Read louder."

"Okay." He Zun and his classmates continued to walk forward in an uneasy mood. The voice on the other end of the phone in the dark maintained their sense of security.

The surrounding leaves were rustled by the wind, and there were no stars and no moon in the sky. This sound made people feel irritable, as if some creature was just about to move.

A timid girl was holding back her choked sobbing. The eye shadow box on her back was opened and tied to the strap of her backpack with her head rope, revealing the mirror inside, which reflected the long mountain road behind her.

"Xuanzong of heaven and earth, ten thousand qi is root... The body has golden light, and it reflects my body..." Xie Lingya's voice came from the phone, with a strange sense of calming rhythm.

He recited every word clearly, and everyone followed him unconsciously, and gradually it became smoother and louder. Although it didn't seem like Xie Lingya had read it, he felt a sense of courage as he read it.

The timid girl wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and strode up the stairs while reading.

He Zun was walking beside him, chanting in his mouth, but out of the corner of his eyes he caught a glimpse of the grass beside him as if it had moved. He didn't dare to stop chanting, and he didn't dare to look back. Thinking of what Xie Lingya had said, he continued to walk in silence. go ahead.

Xixixuosuo's voice was continuous, as if a snake was crawling, but He Zun observed that he might be the only one who heard it. He knocked his teeth nervously up and down a few times, squeezed his middle finger, but there was no blood at all. The middle finger was oozing blood again.

Although he told himself that he couldn't control it, He Zun couldn't help but stare diagonally behind him.

Everyone was chanting the mantra while climbing the mountain. After a while, they gasped for breath. The timid girl stepped up to a higher level, and the eyeshadow tray behind her shook twice and closed with a "pop".

He Zun felt extremely nervous when he saw it, and the girl trembled for a while, and went back to grope.

At this time, almost everyone felt a gust of wind blowing from behind, and everyone's tone of voice could not help but become unstable. He Zun subconsciously raised his hand and put the phone behind the girl.

Although Xie Lingya on the other end of the phone couldn't see it, he seemed to be able to sense it from everyone's tone of voice. His voice was invisibly more condensed and accelerated, as if it was ringing in a human ear: "Golden light appears quickly, protect the real person. !"

In an instant, the girls all closed their eyes and said, "Jin, Jin Xing Xing Xia...!"

rustle…

The leaves swayed gently with the wind, and the moonlight pushed through the clouds and poured down the earth.

In an instant, the shadow that shrouded everyone seemed to dissipate invisibly, and the sign of the hotel in front appeared in front of them: There are still five hundred meters to arrive.

No need for Xie Lingya to say, they seem to feel: it's all right.

The girl backhandedly pulled the eyeshadow disc away, she was so nervous just now that she couldn't get it right. Her feeling is the clearest.

When the cold wind blew from behind, her heart almost collapsed, but as the "Teacher Xie" chanted the last mantra, she only felt a warm current in her body, and she couldn't help but blurt out the words together. Forget about being afraid.

Then, the cold feeling disappeared.

"We're at the hotel, thank you teacher!" He Zun said excitedly.

"Well," Teacher Xie was very calm, as if he knew very well that their side was safe and sound, "Come on."

Then hang up.

He Zun was very excited, "I... ouch!"

The students asked nervously, "What's wrong?"

"Hey, my hand seems to be cramping." He Zun burst into tears, raised his hand that was holding Lingguan Jue, and poked the finger that was wrapped around his middle finger, "I can't, I can't let go..."

Everyone: "… "

He Zun reluctantly said: "Wuwuwu, let's go to the hotel first..."

He just kept his handprints and ran to the hotel with his classmates.

The security guard and the front desk of the hotel were all taken aback. In the middle of the night, a few students with disheveled hair pushed in the door, sweating profusely. The boys were not wearing any shirts. Two of the boys had blood on their faces and their hands. Blood, I don't know what happened.

One of them reached out and waved, and took a closer look—he was even fucking his middle finger!

Xie Lingya hung up the phone and touched his chin thoughtfully: "You said, what exactly did they encounter..."

Zhang Daoting: "..."

Zhang Daoting said sweaty: "Boss, you have finished driving and still don't know what it is?"

Xie Lingya glanced at him, "I have a little sense, but I don't know if it's correct because of my lack of experience. I suspect it's Shan Mei, or something like a Fengzi ghost. Because if it's an ordinary wild ghost, the previous tricks should have been It can keep it away, so as not to wait for the golden light magic to take effect."

When Xie Lingya said that he had little experience, Zhang Daoting became even more sweaty.

The Golden Light God Mantra is one of the eight major divine mantras of Taoism. It protects the body and exorcises evil spirits. It can be said that everyone can recite it, but not everyone can recite it with power. After all, the person who recites the mantra is equivalent to a carrier of communication between heaven and earth. Different carriers have different effects. .

So those few students don't have to think about it. The boss asked them to recite it just to scare ghosts and increase their courage. If people's arrogance is high, even if there is no cultivation base, the ghost will naturally escape. The one to meet is the Specter, and it is impossible to run away with a single fright.

Zhang Daoting's ability to curse ghosts from a long distance has already impressed Zhang Daoting, not to mention that he has "less experience". This difficulty is much higher than reciting the mantra in person. He originally thought that Xie Lingya would teach those students the mantra to pray for the blessing of the local mountain god.

Of course, if Zhang Daoting asked this question, Xie Lingya would tell him: I haven't learned it before, it's too urgent to learn now.

He Zun came back the next day and led his classmates to Baoyang Temple.

His classmates blushed when they saw Xie Lingya, including boys. Mainly because they had never been willing to come here with He Zun before, nor had they ever had tea, so they were stunned last night. I was a little embarrassed after I came here today, and I was surprised to see Xie Lingya himself.

Hearing Xie Lingya's voice last night made me feel very comfortable and left a very deep impression. Now that I see Xie Lingya's real body again, he is so young, and it is inevitable that my heart is full of emotions.

Xie Lingya had already prepared Qingmuxiang and other things to boil water. When they came, they would use this water to wipe their bodies away. After all, they bumped into a genital object yesterday.

Several students had dark circles on their faces. They basically didn't dare to sleep in the hotel last night, and they didn't dare to take off the mirror.

"The security almost called the police yesterday, thinking we were robbed." He Zun said depressedly.

Another classmate said faintly: "I almost wanted to hit you. You beat him with the middle finger for ten minutes."

He Zun: "...I'm not having cramps!"

Xie Lingya heard him say that the knot of the Lingguan official was so cramped that he couldn't loosen it, and he almost didn't laugh so much that he didn't have the demeanor of an expert.

He Zun said dejectedly: "It's not thanks to my Lingguan formula, otherwise the phone will not be able to get through. Teacher Xie, after we went to the hotel, the front desk said that their phone number has not changed, and they didn't receive our call. We were on the spot. By the way, I found that the phone was connected again."

Xie Lingya thought of it long ago, and Yi Le said, "Just practice more. You still have to be careful, especially at night. Otherwise, what if the guy is more powerful this time, and he can't make calls?"

As soon as He Zun imagined, his hair stood on end, and he nodded repeatedly.

These students took turns wiping their bodies with Aoki perfume in the room.

He Zun was familiar with his family and took them to burn incense for the ancestors, and then drink tea in the front yard. Xie Lingya told him to wait and prepare a talisman for him.

After He Zun's classmates sat down, they were more open than before, and they discussed:

"I didn't expect this place to be quite beautiful, with a period atmosphere, and many people came to take pictures."

"I think the most unexpected thing is Teacher Xie...!"

"I'll go, that's right, He Zun, you said that Teacher Xie is so handsome, and we've come to see it!"

Female classmates also blame He Zun.

He Zun: "...Do you think I don't want to? Last time I told the girls in our class that Teacher Xie and Taoist priests here are very handsome, and they said I was gay!"

Everyone: "… "

At this time, Xie Lingya also came out, holding a few newly drawn talismans in his hand, folded them and put them in the plastic sleeve. This plastic sleeve is new, it is not so poor now, and the packaging of the talisman has also followed.

"Don't lose it this time, you can take two spares." Xie Lingya gave He Zun one more.

He Zun hurriedly said, "It's so touching, Teacher Xie."

He Zun's fortune this year is really low to a certain extent. He's been to hell again and again. He carefully put away the talisman and complained to himself: "If this is lost again, I won't go to the provincial capital in the future. The house is sold and bought here. It's nearby, so it's convenient for Teacher Xie to cover me."

Xie Lingya raised his eyes and looked at him, "Then why don't you donate a golden body to the patriarch, so that you won't be afraid to travel all over the world."

He Zun: "..."

His classmates also laughed, "That's right, donate a golden body!"

He Zun vowed: "When I work in the future, I will make a lot of money. Teacher Xie, please wait."

Xie Lingya murmured in his heart that it might not be as good as I make money by myself.

A week later, He Zun came to hold Yangguan again. It wasn't that he made a fortune, but that he ignored one thing.

"Both of our hands hurt!" He Zun cried and held up both hands, "One broke his middle finger, and the other turned his head and suffered from cramps and pains for a long time. I was so excited that day, I was patronizing and begging for a talisman, and I forgot to ask Teacher Xie to help me again. have a look."

The people in Baoyangguan stared at him, "Then what?"

He Zun sat on the stool with his legs crossed, and said unrequitedly, "I have a few elective courses that I have finished in the middle of the semester. This week's exam, I thought it would be fine to ask my classmates to help, but the invigilator suddenly became very strict for no reason. There were two I haven't even finished writing the papers..."

Everyone: "..."

He Zun hugged the table and howled: "I reviewed it, I reviewed it! Otherwise, how would I dare to go out and wave!"

As a result, the waves went too far and the car overturned.

"Actually, I originally wanted to ask the teacher to take a leave of absence and postpone the exam alone. In the end, the teacher didn't believe that my hand was sore from cramps. He suspected that I had a sore hand from playing games. He also said that it would be the same if I failed the make-up exam next semester." He Zhen's eyes were dead. Now, "Teacher Xie, what about the person who said that the good person will conquer the sky?"

Everyone looked at He Zun with pity, and Xie Lingya said gently: "Look at your normal life, you need to be more sincere, why does the teacher suspect that you are good at games? And the results haven't come out yet, don't you only have two papers that you haven't finished yet? , maybe he only failed two subjects, and one subject was rescued?"

He Zun: "..."

Hai Guanchao said thoughtfully, "This is fate."

At the beginning, He Zhen knew that he would fail the course, so he tried his best to study, and then he went out to relax when he felt that the review was finished. As a result, when he relaxed, his hands cramped, which led to the failure of the exam. This kind of thing is really impossible to say.

Taoist temples and clinics have no rest days, and rest days are even busier than usual.

On the weekends, Zhang Daoting was receiving believers, and Hai Guanchao was also in the clinic. Xie Lingya was going to go out to buy fragrant flowers and fruits to worship for each god statue, so he was very embarrassed to invite Shi Changxuan to go with him.

Shi Changxuan accompanied Xie Lingya out of the house without a word.

The two walked to the market a few blocks away to buy incense and flowers, and just bought the fruit at the market behind. When I came back, I passed a park where many elderly people exercised.

There were also several stalls on the roadside fortune-telling and fortune-telling, all of them dressed more like Shi Changxuan, a serious Taoist priest.

Xie Lingya also glanced at it curiously. One of the fortune-tellers might think that there is a business to do, and said loudly: "Little brother, don't you come and calculate what you are asking for?"

Xie Lingya looked to the side, "Me?"

The fortune teller nodded, "Of course it's you, you know that."

I know what, but you don't know that we are a Taoist priest and a preacher. However, Xie Lingya took two steps forward, squatted down and said, "You just said that I want something?"

Shi Changxuan stood beside him, watching indifferently.

The fortune teller looked at Xie Lingya and smiled, "If I'm not mistaken, what you're asking has something to do with someone."

Xie Lingya glanced at Shi Changxuan quietly, "Yes, that's right."

There are also many strange people in the folk. It doesn't mean that they have no ability to set up a street stall. Of course, Xie Lingya nodded and didn't believe it immediately, but became interested in listening.

The fortune teller pulled out two benches from behind him, "Hehe, you two sit down and listen."

Xie Lingya sat down generously and found that Shi Changxuan hadn't moved. He turned his head and said, "Shi Dao... Ah, Changxuan, sit down too."

Shi Changxuan: "..."

After a while, he sat down with difficulty.

Xie Lingya looked down at the Liuren plate on the fortune-teller's booth, and said with a smile, "Mr. Liuren? Can you teach me a lesson?"

Seeing his familiar appearance, the fortune-teller seemed to know a little about Liuren. He rolled his eyes and said, "Why do you need to use the Liuren plate to account for a Shennong hexagram for you?"

Shennong hexagram? Never heard of this, Xie Lingya looked at him curiously.

The fortune teller took out a bamboo tube and a small pocket of rice from the box on the side, and then used the bamboo tube to repeatedly measure the number of meters.

Xie Lingya looked at Shi Changxuan for a while without seeing the doorway.

Shi Changxuan was originally staring at the distance, but Xie Lingya looked back, "… Mr. is from the southwest?"

The fortune teller froze, looked up and said, "How do you know? I don't have an accent, right?" Not only did he not have a southwestern accent, but after staying in Jiyang for so long, he had a Jiyang accent.

Shi Changxuan stared at the rice in his hand and calmly said, "Playing the rice hexagram..."

The fortune-teller suddenly knew that he had met someone who knew how to do it. There were so many fortune-telling methods, Qimen Dunjia, Liuren, Ziwei Doushu, these were only familiar to ordinary people.

There are more folk divination methods, ranging from ancient oracle bone divination, to cups commonly used in Taoist temples, astrology, dream divination, character measurement, divination by gods, divination using human physiological phenomena, divination using natural climate... .

And a place also has its own characteristics. Shi Changxuan can see his origin from the fortune-teller's divination technique. Either he himself came from the southwest, or he also learned this skill from the people of the southwest.

"I'm sorry." The fortune teller said again and again, he didn't think that this person just knew and only knew the origin of Mi Gua.

Shi Changxuan shook his head, it didn't matter.

Xie Lingya asked, "Can you still occupy it, sir?"

The fortune teller blushed: "I don't dare."

He knew how much he weighed, and talking to Xie Lingya and asking questions were all clichés. Xie Lingya could answer whatever he wanted. In all likelihood, Xie Lingya felt that what he said made sense. But to cheat money in front of experts, it is a bit unruly.

Xie Lingya was slightly disappointed, it seems that people with real skills are not everywhere.

The two got up and the fortune-teller nodded and left. On the way, Xie Lingya asked Shi Changxuan, "Do you know Liuren, Daochang Shi?"

Shi Changxuan shook his head, "I take things as my share."

This is a mystery. Many Taoist priests can do divination. The five techniques of divination are not necessarily proficient. But there is a big category of divination, which is to use the situation of things to make divination, including thousands of things, birds chirping, tigers and wolves out of cages, and withered grasses, all of which can be used for divination.

When Shi Changxuan said this, he didn't mean to know one or the other, but it sounded more like he could easily handle everything.

Xie Lingya asked, "Then you look at this willow tree, can you take an image?"

Shi Changxuan glanced at the willow tree next to him. It was planted in the park. There were a whole row on the roadside. He looked at it for a while, and seemed to say casually: "Changliu goes west, I have a good thing going into the mountain tonight."

It's that simple? How can I hear this!

Xie Lingya immediately said: "Then to verify, I will accompany you into the mountains tonight, but I have to ask first, what is a good thing, and it is not a good thing for you to pick up five yuan on the side of the road!"

"..." Shi Changxuan was speechless.