"I, I really don't know Tai Chi sword..." Zhang Daoting complained bitterly when he was pestered by a group of aunts and asked him to teach Tai Chi sword.
This is all because Xie Lingya casually lied to others, saying that he had gone to practice Tai Chi with the Three Treasures Sword, but people thought that all Taoist temples knew Tai Chi swords. The newcomers Hou Xuzhong and Liu Bohe had practiced boxing and swordsmanship, but the aunties were not willing to ask them to teach them.
Fortunately, Xie Lingya came back at this time, and he quickly said, "Senior Brother Xie is back, let him teach you."
Everyone saw that Xie Lingya was carrying a bag and carrying a sword, so he really went to find him.
"Okay, wait, I'm done putting things away." Xie Lingya is also familiar with the uncles and aunts who often come to Taoist temples. At the beginning, he really went to study for the nonsense he said, and occasionally confirmed it when he was in the front yard.
Xie Lingya went to the backyard, and then put down the toilet ghost that was carrying in his hand. This is in the Taoist temple. Under Wang Lingguan's covetous gaze, the toilet ghost was shivering.
Shi Changxuan was also in the courtyard. Although the toilet ghost didn't appear, he still felt something was wrong, "What did you bring back?"
"A toilet ghost, trying to scare me." Xie Lingya said. After he beat the toilet ghost before, he brought it back under the repeated begging of the toilet ghost to supervise it.
If you put this guy in the toilet, even if you don't dare to hurt people, it's not a good thing to keep peeping at other teachers and students going to the toilet.
"How do you plan to deal with it?" Shi Changxuan asked.
You can't put it in the toilet of Baoyangguan and think about it, what should you think, transform the toilet ghost and let it clean the toilet every day
Xie Lingya thought about it: "For it, I think it should be reformed through labor, consume energy, not only lose weight, but also change the bad habit of peeking at people's toilets."
Shi Changxuan: "..."
The reason why the toilet ghost is so fat is because it has a lot of filth in its body, but it is different from human fat.
When it comes to losing weight, that is to prevent it from staying in a place where there is a lot of filth, so that the spiritual energy of heaven and earth can wash away its filth, but Xie Lingya expressed it like this... It's quite fresh.
After being beaten by Xie Lingya, the toilet ghost was very honest, and squatted on the spot, it was afraid that Xie Lingya would destroy it, or bring it back and detain it in front of the altar, how uncomfortable it would be.
"Look back, let Ding Aima and Qin Limin supervise it, and don't go near the toilet." Xie Lingya said.
Now Ding Aima and Qin Limin are very positive ghosts. Ding Aima wanders around the mall every day, taking the shopping mall as his home - so he is also the least able to accept thieves, and occasionally bump into people who steal the goods and let things fall out matter.
And Qin Limin is even more so. If he were a human, he would be in the social news this morning, and he has made great contributions to the night security in the Jingui Pedestrian Street area. If there is no accident, Xie Lingya plans to overtake him on the Mid-Autumn Festival next year.
Xie Lingya put the things away and taught Taijiquan to the uncles and aunts. After all, only he has a sword, others don't.
However, there are always many tables and chairs in the Taoist Temple because of the reception of tea guests. Fortunately, there is a square next to it, so everyone crowded Xie Lingya to the square.
At night, the Dawn Square is divided into groups, full of old people dancing square dance, and some even wear uniform costumes professionally and hold props such as fans. There are also Taijiquan practitioners here, about a dozen uncles and aunts, who form a small world with an uncle.
But as soon as Baoyangguan came to the line, people immediately started to murmur, and some people came to ask: "Where did you find your coach and why..."
Why are they so much more handsome? still young!
Xie Lingya usually doesn't come out to practice in the square, but this time, there are more people who can't stand down. Uncles and aunts are still strange, is Xiao Xie not always practicing swordsmanship outside? Why don't you know each other
But the doubts turned to doubts, and he still replied: "It's not the coach you invited, this is the layman holding Yangguan over there."
The other party is very envious. Taoist Zhang Sanfeng is a Tai Chi master, and they don't understand it. As soon as they hear it, they subconsciously feel that this is in the humanistic Taoism.
In fact, Xie Lingya also watched videos online to learn. He didn't hear other people's discussions, because he felt something was wrong while he was teaching. Although his spiritual officer's divine eyes were closed, he could feel the wind whizzing.
No, the square is still so lively, so popular, can it be haunted
Ordinary people only felt that there was a strange wind blowing, but Xie Lingya felt that something was wrong, said hello to the uncles and aunts, and ran back.
He had already used the Lingguan Shenmu today, and his eyes were still uncomfortable, so he asked Shi Changxuan to use a talisman to open his eyes, and said, "I was just outside, and I felt a strong wind."
At this time, the clinic was also off work. Hai Guanchao and Fang Zhe came back and closed the back door. Seeing that Xie Lingya was about to go out again, they were about to ask him, but there was a knock on the back door.
Hai Guanchao turned around strangely and opened the door, but there was no one outside.
Of course, in Xie Lingya's eyes, there is something outside.
Qin Limin and Ding Aima supported a female ghost at the door, very embarrassed. The female ghost had a high belly, her face was pale, and her long hair was loose. She didn't look very friendly, but leaning against the other two ghosts, she seemed very weak, and even A little apprehensive.
- Of course, no matter who it is, if it is brought to knock on the door of Wang Lingguan Temple, it will probably be very frightening.
This female ghost has a big belly and looks pregnant.
There are people who are pregnant, and there are ghosts, but either the residual qi of the person after death meets the opportunity to give birth, or one corpse and two lives are stillborn, the congenital soul and resentment are entangled, similar to these two situations, both can be born A ghost, but the former ghost cannot be reborn.
These situations are relatively rare and require some chance, and more often seen are bloody ghosts, that is, women with dystocia become ghosts.
"What's wrong?" Xie Lingya asked.
He had never seen this female ghost, could it be Qin Limin and Ding Aima's friends.
Ding Aima said hurriedly, "Mr. Xie, just now we felt as if someone was recruiting us, and she was also a ghost nearby."
Recruitment, that is, some mages invite ghosts and gods to help, is very common in dharma affairs. Xie Lingya thought for a moment that the gloomy wind just now was caused by ghosts crossing the border. It must have called a lot. What kind of ritual can use so much.
Ordinary lonely ghosts have no resistance to the recruitment, but Qin Limin and Ding Aima, in order to facilitate their good deeds, went in and out of the backyard to report, Xie Lingya specially greeted them, and they were under the protection of their ancestors.
Qin Limin said indignantly: "It's too much to recruit even pregnant women. This is a tragedy in the world, even less human than Shihao officials! If we hadn't pulled her, she would have been recruited too!"
Xie Lingya: "??"
Xie Lingya pondered, this angle is quite novel, he has never recruited lonely ghosts, and he does not know that there is no gender and physical condition when recruiting.
In this way, it seems that it is really too much for a pregnant female ghost, and even when she is pregnant, she still recruits people to work...
Qin Limin pointed at the female ghost and said, "She just wanted to resist, and she had fetal qi, and now she will not be able to give birth. Teacher Xie, please help her! She has never done anything bad. If you don't believe me, you can check it out. She was born before her death. If you live in the community over there, you will at most watch people dancing in the square after you die!"
The female ghost also looked at Xie Lingya with a painful expression.
Xie Lingya: "..."
No, do you really think that Teacher Xie is omnipotent and can connect students? !
Hai Guanchao has no yin and yang eyes, so he just watched Xie Lingya in a one-man show, and asked curiously, "Who is it?"
Xie Lingya slowly looked towards the sea to watch the tide.
Haiguanchao: "… "
Xie Lingya: "…"
Hai Guanchao: "..." He had a bad premonition.
…
Taisu Clinic.
"What are you doing, don't open your eyes to me, I don't look, I don't look!" Hai Guanchao struggled to no avail, as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw the miserable state of the big-bellied female ghost, and he was suddenly helpless.
"It's true that I'm a doctor, but I won't give birth to ghosts either!" Hai Guanchao felt that he was particularly wronged.
"Doctor, please, save me and my child..." The female ghost held her stomach, crawled a few times on the ground, and held Hai Guanchao's ankle.
"..." Hai Guanchao got goosebumps, "If you have something to say, talk about it."
Qin Limin and Ding Aima helped the female ghost up, and also apologized to Hai Guanchao, "Doctor Hai, just do a good deed, she won't forget you even if she is reincarnated."
Haiguanchao: "… "
Xie Lingya said, "Just try it according to people's ways."
Hai Guanchao was pondering, when he turned his head and saw the toilet ghost, he was so frightened that he took five steps back, his glasses were crooked, "What the hell is this!"
The toilet ghost lowered his head with a look of grievance.
"This is a new ghost I brought back, but it's not important." Xie Lingya advised, "Brother Hai, otherwise you can try it. Ghosts also change from human beings, so there may be a way to use them."
At this time, Fang Zhe said, "Let me try it."
Everyone looked at FangZhe.
There are also ways to see ghosts in the "Book of Luban", Fang Zhe solved the problem of opening his eyes by himself: "Don't make trouble for Doctor Nan Hai, he has never dealt with ghosts, I can try to induce birth."
Hai Guanchao nodded again and again. Although he knew something about this because of his family education, he didn't eat this bowl of rice after all, and he had never seen a ghost seriously, let alone deliver a ghost to a ghost.
Ghosts are yin things, of course they can't be spawned with cinnabar talismans. Fang Zhe made the female ghost lie on the ground, fetched well water with heavy yin qi, and recited the spawning mantra, "One transforms nine dragons water, and two transforms the queen mother to give birth to water. …”
After the curse, sprinkle water on the female ghost.
A miracle happened. I saw the female ghost put her hand on her belly and let out a long cry, and her belly gradually became flat. This is different from a human pregnant woman, who flattened immediately after giving birth. bulge.
Xie Lingya felt that it was not suitable. It was the first time for them to experience this kind of thing. Now that I think about it, I just watched the lady give birth to a child together, so she quickly closed her eyes, "Don't even look at it."
The female ghost couldn't help laughing, her pale face became even more terrifying, she picked up her skirt and carried the ghost baby out, looking at the child lovingly.
Ghosts are already yin things, and the devil is even more yin, and there is no blood all over his body. His eyes are open when he is born, and he is swarthy, staring at everyone with horror.
"..." Everyone wanted to touch the feelings of mother and son again, but when they saw this scene, no one could press the cold hair that stood up, and their emotions dissipated.
The female ghost hugged the child, bowed to Fang Zhe, and bowed to everyone else, including Hai Guanchao and Xie Lingya who didn't help, "Thank you!"
"It's alright, I didn't help anything." Xie Lingya ducked and didn't accept the gift.
Hai Guanchao is also ashamed, but now he regrets it a little bit. This may be his only chance to test his medical skills on a ghost, but he missed it because he was not brave enough at the beginning.
The female ghost pursed her pale mouth and smiled, "My name is Du Minmin. If you need any help in the future, please feel free to tell Mr. Fang."
Fang Zhe also waved his hand, "It's just a matter of raising your hand."
After Ding Aima and Qin Limin sent Du Minmin away, Hai Guanchao still regretted it, "I should try it just now."
He muttered again that maybe this method could be tried, that method might work.
"It's okay, Brother Hai." Xie Lingya comforted him, "Maybe I will ask you questions about mothers and babies later, and you still have a chance to show your skills."
For example, what little ghosts cry at night, not enough breast milk (he doesn't know if the female ghost has breast milk) and so on.
Haiguanchao: "… "
A group of people watched the delivery of the female ghost, closed the door of the clinic again, and strolled back to the Taoist temple.
After comparing Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan, he said, "I'm a little curious about who is recruiting troops tonight. There is such a big movement."
Shi Changxuan also nodded thoughtfully, the wind was blowing, and the battle was indeed not small, but he was silent for a while, and only said, "There is still an exam tomorrow, don't think too much."
If Shi Changxuan's family were here, they would probably feel that something was wrong, because these words were very different from Shi Changxuan's usual style.
Shi Changxuan felt a little weird when he finished speaking, but Xie Lingya cared so much about him every day, and Shang Lushen was brainwashing him. He felt that he must have been affected by some...
Xie Lingya didn't think too much about it and nodded.
Shi Changxuan walked slightly forward, still thinking about what he had just said.
At this moment, Xie Lingya suddenly stepped forward, put one hand on his left shoulder and leaned his face on his right shoulder, and asked gently, "Little cute, are you hungry?"
Shi Changxuan: "???!"
Shi Changxuan actually felt a sense of helplessness that he had never seen a Specter for the first time, his heartbeat seemed to speed up unconsciously, most areas of his mind were blank, and a small area was filled with: How could this be!
cute.
cute?
Shang Lu Shen shyly said, "... Hungry."
Xie Lingya put her face on Shi Changxuan's shoulder and said with a smile, "Then I'll give you some fruit, you need to say a few more words next time."
Shi Changxuan: "..."
Shi Changxuan's mood became more complicated, he opened his lips slightly, but said nothing, and silently stepped up the steps a little blankly.
The next day, Xie Lingya went to take the exam again. After last night's thrilling experience - it shouldn't be only shock. Fortunately, his mood was not affected too much, and he finished the exam with a good attitude.
It will take two months for the results to be released. Xie Lingya has already done his personnel work, and hopes that he will pass the first test smoothly as predicted by Shang Lu Shen, which will not be a waste of his review this year.
Before Xie Lingya and Tang Qi agreed that they should keep in touch, no, Tang Qi really came to contact him, and it was to introduce him to business.
A friend of Tang Qi, or not a friend, a woman surnamed Zhu whom he knew in business, her father was seriously ill, and she suspected that she was entangled in something. Originally wanted to invite Chen Sansheng, but Chen Sansheng would not be able to take jobs for a long time, so he found another mage. I can't afford to be sick.
However, the mage did not succeed and was defeated. Ms. Zhu asked around about other masters with profound mana, and Tang Qi introduced her and revealed some stories about Mr. Gao.
After such an intermediary, Xie Lingya agreed. But probably when Tang Qi was talking, he said it together with Shi Changxuan, so Ms. Zhu felt that it would be safer to invite the two of them together.
In fact, Xie Lingya also felt that Shi Changxuan, who was born in a major, was more confident, and the two of them discussed it and thought it was a bit of a coincidence.
Two days ago, they also noticed that someone was recruiting lonely souls. It is said that Ms. Zhu's father was also murdered by ghosts. Is it the same person
The two made an appointment with Ms. Zhu and went to her father's house.
Ms. Zhu is around forty, and the old man is in his seventies. The family lives in a villa with a big yard, which shows that the family is quite good, which is also in line with the reward she promised to Xie Lingya.
Ms. Zhu heard that Tang Qi had been vaccinated, so she did not question the age of the two. After leading them into the yard, she said, "My father has been in a coma for more and more these two days. The law is broken, and we have to find out the culprit behind the scenes! I can add extra money!"
As he was talking, he entered the door of the first floor and saw a few people sitting in the living room, a middle-aged man with a fat head and big ears, and an old man and a young man. magic weapon.
When the two sides met, the fat man immediately said: "Amy, why did you invite some messy people again, can you, the last time you invited them all vomited blood."
Not to be outdone, Ms. Zhu said, "Who are you who invited me here? Wasn't the one who cheated food and drink enough last time?"
The fat man hummed, "Be careful what you say. This Master Zhao is an expert I specially invited from the provincial capital. He has already seen his father's situation, and he will do it soon!"
Ms. Zhu: "Hehe, we have to do it first. I told my father a long time ago that these two masters hold Yangguan. They not only want to do it, but also help me find out who is behind the scenes and avenge my father. ."
In fact, Xie Lingya hadn't agreed just now, but Ms. Zhu said that he couldn't refute anything at this time. He just observed the "Master Zhao".
Judging from the robes he wears, it looks like Taoism is not Taoist, but he looks like a fairy, maybe a folk mage. Xie Lingya nodded to the half companion as a greeting.
The immortal master Zhao turned his head disdainfully, just didn't see it.
The young man following him held something and said dumbly, "Master, do I still arrange it?"
Ms. Zhu said loudly: "No arrangement is allowed, I have already made an appointment."
"I also said that I made an appointment earlier. Dad is still unconscious. Who will testify that you have no appointment." Ms. Zhu's brother also said loudly.
Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan frowned slightly, and they were a little speechless on the side. The relationship between these two brothers and sisters was too bad, and they didn't know this situation in advance.
The two had been wrangling for 20 minutes before Ms. Zhu reluctantly gave in and asked them to come first, but everyone brought them. Ms. Zhu did not intend to let Xie Lingya and the others go, but said, "Let's wait, When they are finished, the two teachers will give my father the practice."
Mr. Zhu glared at him and said, "Master Zhao, please start, so that some people can give up early."
Master Zhao nodded indifferently, "Small quantity, let's set up an altar."
The young man called Xiaoli responded respectfully and began to prepare the bill.
Master Zhao understands the psychology of the employer very well, so he coughed and said, "Mr. Zhu, don't worry, I have fought countless times, and I have always won every time. Haha."
Mr. Zhu nodded and glanced at his sister proudly.
At this time, the small amount was also arranged, and Master Zhao stepped forward to do it, and his gestures seemed to be similar.
Xiaoliang stood aside and boasted: "Look at Mr. Zhu, my master has raised one million soldiers and horses, as long as he transfers 100,000 soldiers and horses, it will be enough to kill Mr. Zhu's soldiers and horses. , compiled by the way."
The mages call the ghosts they call soldiers and horses, and there are generals at the top. They are not ghosts, but gods. Generally, ghosts and gods are needed for help in many aspects of large-scale Taoist rituals. But like soldiers and horses, not everyone can be invited.
Moreover, he said that his master was "supporting", which means that he was not recruited from the surrounding area temporarily, but was raised under his command and had to be regularly supported.
- It is equivalent to signing a long-term contract, and the ordinary opening of the altar is temporarily dispatched, which is equivalent to a temporary worker.
Raising soldiers and horses is the same as raising little devils, and raising ears to repay the gods. It also needs to be divided into good deeds and bad deeds. If you do good deeds, it is to cultivate merit.
Ms. Zhu said disdainfully: "One million more, cut."
Xiaoli looked at a layman and said, "Sister, if you don't understand, don't talk nonsense. You may think one million is an exaggeration, but, among the one million, there are those left by our ancestors of all dynasties. There are also those that my master has recruited and trained over the years. For ordinary legal affairs, thousands of them are incredible, but my master is not an ordinary person!"
After supporting the soldiers and horses, they have to train like human soldiers, from lonely ghosts to elite soldiers. For example, the Maoshan faction is quite good at these.
However, to be able to attract millions of Yin soldiers, it is really not an ordinary mage, not to mention the history of leaving a name, no matter what, he must be famous in the contemporary Chinese industry. But Xie Lingya looked at Shi Changxuan's face, and it didn't look like he knew this Master Zhao.
At this time, Master Zhao shouted loudly on the altar: "You are in charge of your position, and your subordinates are the elite soldiers. I only know about it, and I will follow the orders!"
He was a little old, but he was full of vigor, and his voice shocked Ms. Zhu. Looking around, it was really interesting, and he didn't dare to say anything.
Xie Lingya opened his dark eyes secretly, and when he looked over, Master Zhao alone was giving orders to the air, and he even lost his token. These days, the serious Taoist priests are dying of poverty, but the folk liars are prosperous.
Well, the million ghost soldiers said, it turns out that they are all brain supplements.
Xiao Lian didn't know if he was too involved in the drama, or if he still believed in Master. He also followed the master's slight gestures in his hands, wishing to learn all of them. From this point of view, if the liar's acting skills may be too good.
When Master Zhao was drawing talismans, he also took time to look at Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan. These two are not very old, they are probably a few years older than him, what can they know
A small amount of reserved and authentic: "Can you invite Yin soldiers?"
Shi Changxuan ignored it, Xie Lingya was better at talking, and thought about it: "Can you...?"
With a tone of uncertainty, he didn't have much to do, and most of them still performed rituals. Although he had never practiced the recruitment ritual, Xie Lingya felt that there should be no problem.
Xiao Qian smiled lightly, and said proudly, "How much can you ask for? My master said that after I leave the division, I will dispatch 8,000 soldiers and horses to me first, and also bring fighter jets."
Xie Lingya: "????"
He couldn't help but look at Shi Changxuan, no, was this kid foolish? Why didn't your master simply equip your troops with an aircraft carrier