Part-Time Taoist Priest

Chapter 52: Corpse Ritual (below)

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Pang Jie's cry was too miserable. The last time many people in the room heard this kind of sound was in a ghost movie. They couldn't see the mask that was covered by Pang Jie.

Many people even thought that Pang Jie's name was because the master smashed his mobile phone.

Why are you so angry? Director Pang was a little puzzled at first, and he stepped forward to mediate. He was surprised by the strength of his hand when he saw that the master had crushed Pang Jie's mobile phone.

Pang Jie took a few steps back, because the master was still holding his mobile phone, so his head was pulled forward, but his body retreated in panic, because he also stopped when he touched Director Pang.

Director Pang just happened to see the barrage on Pang Jie's phone when he came over. No wonder he hung the phone in front of him and grabbed Pang Jie's shoulder angrily, "You kid, why are you still streaming!"

Still in the mood for live streaming? Pang Jie raised his head in horror, "He, he..."

Because of Director Pang's words, the scene was boiling, and Pang Jie's mother was a little embarrassed. She originally wanted to say that she wanted to pay for the phone, but now the crowd was so excited that she maintained a few words and no one heard it.

Pang Jie stood there dumbfounded. He just looked at it again, but found that the master's mask had changed back to its original shape. The wooden mask still had a kind smile. Could it be that it was just an illusion

The quarrels and accusations of the people in his ears, and the sharp protests of his mother, were completely unable to enter Pang Jie's ears, and he was completely stunned.

But at this moment, the master was dragging Pang Jie's mobile phone with a rope, dragged him back, and grabbed his neck with one hand!

Pang Jie only felt that his hands were like iron tongs, tightly clasping his neck, and his face was congested and red in an instant, and a little "ho ho" sound came out of his throat, but he couldn't utter a single word.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing!" Pang Jie's mother was anxious and rushed to break the master's hand.

The other master, who played the role of the great grandfather, also rushed up at this time, but he grabbed Pang Jie's mother and threw it a few meters away. His strength was also very strong. The arm was speechless.

The scene seemed a little chaotic. Everyone wanted to break the master, but his hand was too stuck, and he couldn't break it. Pang Jie rolled his eyes.

One of the team's teachers felt that something was wrong and said, "Grandma, what are you doing!"

"Tell him to make amends for me!" the teacher who played the grandmother said sharply, and everyone could hear it at this time, and the tone was too strange. The great-grandfather on the side was chewing on the meat and nodded.

Everyone's scalp is numb, this, is this really the grandmother and his wife? !

The customs of Subaru County have been passed down for so many years, and there are many legends about the appearance of spirits at the ancestor worship ceremony. However, the elderly people present were okay, and the young people witnessed it for the first time. Now, I feel gross, and comfort in my heart, what my ancestors were afraid of, the lesson is also to teach disobedient children.

Pang Jie's mother said with a pale face, "Master, Master, please tell her!"

"Ride on a horse to share the wealth, pay homage to the great grandfather, and climb the cloud road early! Get up quickly!" The master hurriedly said, clenching his hands and chanting the mantra, wanting to send "great grandmother" and "great grandfather" back, but it was of no use at all. In a hurry, he reached out to lift the mask of "great grandmother".

The ghost head mask couldn't be lifted, as if it had grown on a human face!

Pang Jie was pinched so much that he could see that there was more air and less air. At this time, a slender hand inserted into the side. He felt around the edge of the mask. One click.

"Grandma" suddenly let go of Pang Jie and took a few steps back!

Pang Jie's eyes were wide open, his mouth was wide open, and he took a few breaths of air. The oxygen-deprived brain finally recovered a little. The coughing sound was very hoarse, and there were obvious bruises on his neck.

The eyes he looked at the "great grandmother" were full of fear, and at that moment, he felt that he was close to death.

The others looked at the owner of the hand, and Director Pang said in surprise, "Student Shi?"

The three of Shi Changxuan were originally watching, but later they realized that the "grandmother" was very excited, but they didn't take action for a while. Seeing that the incantations of the masters seemed to be ineffective, they started to settle the "grandmother"'s Shanyuan.

"I'm taking the liberty." Shi Changxuan said to the masters.

Most of these master classes inherit the Meishan method, which is somewhat similar to the Lushan method, and also incorporates a little Taoist knowledge, but the nature of the "witch" is more, such as the practice of Nuo ghost head.

When they saw Shi Changxuan's technique, they knew they were insiders. It was reasonable to say that they were doing business, and it was hard for outsiders to disturb them. However, they could see that Shi Changxuan only helped when they saw that their chanting spells didn't work, so he shook his head. , "Thank you for this little brother."

"Little Jie." Pang Jie's mother called out. She was quite frightened by "Grandfather" just now, especially when she heard that they were really beaten by the Great Grandfather and his wife.

Pang Jie hid beside his mother, and found that the "grandmother" was still staring at him. The expression on the mask was not as strange as the moment before, but it was still scary under the psychological effect.

Moreover, when the masters called his name, he squeezed his throat and said, "I am Pang Liushi."

—According to the records on the family tree, this great grandmother was surnamed Liu.

The "great grandfather" on the side also wiped his mouth and said, "Let me teach you what's wrong with this unfilial descendant."

The more experienced teacher discussed it and said, "It was the younger generation who offended him. What does the great ancestor of the family want to give up? They are all their own children, so please be merciful!"

After what happened just now, Pang Jie can't believe it. This is because his calf is trembling, and he hissed: "I was wrong, my grandmother was wrong, I didn't pay attention last night on purpose, please forgive me!"

Other villagers came over to press Pang Jie's back, "Don't kowtow to Gaozu to admit his mistake!"

kowtow? This was a completely unfamiliar etiquette in Pang Jie's memory, but at this time he really gritted his teeth and was about to kneel down.

The "grandmother" stepped aside, sat on the high stool, crossed his feet and sneered: "Come here to kowtow, kowtow a hundred heads, then buy a new table and burn five catties of ingots for me."

"Great grandfather" also sat up, "Yes, yes."

Pang Jie was stunned, "One hundred?"

"One hundred!" "Grandma" shouted.

There were so many people at the scene, Pang Jie felt very embarrassed, he thought it was enough to kowtow, and peeked to see his mother. But Pang Jie's mother was also stupid and didn't know what to do. If the offending person is a "human", she can still think of a way, but this is not a human being!

Pang Jie didn't want to knock and everyone else had to press him. Suddenly, he heard someone say "Wait a minute." He immediately came to life and struggled, "Wait a minute, didn't you hear it?"

Director Pang looked at the speaker, but it was Xie Lingya, and he asked, "What's wrong?"

Xie Lingya: "Is there cinnabar?"

He followed to watch, naturally he didn't bring any tools.

The masters replied, "Yes, what do you do?"

They also saw Xie Lingya and the student Shi just now come together, so their attitude was not bad.

Shi Changxuan only listened to a few words and understood that Xie Lingya thought there was something strange, and the Shang Lu god on his shoulder also whispered: "The son is not filial, the sun is not virtuous, sitting in the hall of lonely ghosts and wild ghosts, ancestors and ancestors stared blankly. ."

Shi Changxuan was awe-inspiring, what does this mean, the person sitting in the hall is not the great ancestor of the Pang family at all

Xie Lingya also listened to Liu Lingtong's reminder and found that he had seen Qin Limin ask for it in the name of others, so he quickly figured out that it was probably the same.

Xie Lingya used cinnabar to draw the spirit officer's eyes three or two times between the eyebrows. Looking at it with cold eyes, he saw two ghosts standing in the corner of the yard, a man and a woman. .

"I take the liberty to ask, how old was my great grandmother?" Xie Lingya asked.

Everyone didn't react for a while, asking what is this for

This "great grandmother" even knew Pang Jie's name, but that's what happened now. The real great grandmother of the Pang family has long since passed away. Unless a lonely ghost has been here for hundreds of years, he will definitely not know.

Sure enough, the "grandmother" was silent for a while, and then said: "He is not from our Pang family, drive him out!"

It's a pity that at this time, the masters also felt that something was wrong. If it was the real Gaozu, would he not even be able to answer how old he was? Moreover, the two of them were indeed too hostile. As early as when Pang Jie hadn't committed any crimes, their appearance was particularly ugly. I didn't expect it at the time, but now it's not right when I think about it.

Everyone looked at each other a few times and rushed to press the arms of the two men.

"This is the upper body of a wild ghost, it's not Gaozu who is here!" The masters shouted, "Hurry and hold them down!"

The two people who were put on their bodies were extremely powerful, and they pushed them away with a wave of their hands.

Another looked at Xie Lingya resentfully and rushed towards him.

Xie Lingya didn't bring a sword or talisman, and only handed the spirit official tactic to compare it. In the end, this wild ghost seemed to be a little more powerful. He pressed Shanyuan before and didn't leave. At this time, he also resisted Xie Lingya's Lingguan tactic and bumped into it.

Xie Lingya poked his middle finger on his chest, he was fine, Xie Lingya cried out by himself.

Damn, my middle finger almost broke.

He rushed over in a small amount and hugged one of them by the waist, but was thrown out and smashed on Pang Jie. There were so many people at the scene, pressing him with all their hands and feet, and he was so, still moving, and the strength was too great.

The other person wanted to pinch Shi Changxuan's neck again, but Xie Lingya restrained his neck from behind and hung up all over his body, "Burn Zhang Fu!"

This man wanted to hit Xie Lingya, but because Xie Lingya was hanging on his back, he couldn't use any force, and kept turning around and throwing him down.

Xie Lingya hugged his neck tightly and didn't let go. His legs were shaken a few times, but now he caught a pillar, and his posture was very uncomfortable.

"Heaven and earth are natural, and the filth dissipates. There is a door for people, but no way for ghosts!" Several masters were beside them, chanting mantras wildly at the two of them, but it seemed to have no effect.

Shi Changxuan drew a talisman on the spot, boiled it with water, and tried to squeeze the man's teeth, but he bit so hard that his gums were bleeding.

A master found a ruler, pried open his teeth, and then poured talisman water into it by pressing his head.

"Cough! Cough!" The teacher who was on his upper body coughed a few times, his body softened, and he rolled on the ground twice. He was gasping for breath, but he was not so tense.

Xie Lingya saw a ghost detached from him, and looked at it—you said he was dead, pretending to be someone's great grandmother, but he was still a male ghost!

There was another one who was pressed to the ground. At this time, everyone went to pour talisman water into his mouth, and they released their hands after filling.

At this time, the man on the ground suddenly stretched out his hand and punched Shi Changxuan on the shoulder. Shi Changxuan took a few steps back, his brows furrowed. Xie Lingya hurriedly sat down on the man's chest and pressed him on Shanyuan, so that he would not get up again. .

After Fu Shui reacted for a few seconds, the man's strength was pulled away, and his body softened and he lay down with a groan.

Xie Lingya's thoughts changed, and he summoned the local yin soldiers, locked the two yin souls, and went to wait outside the ancestral hall.

The two masters who were on the upper body were helped to rest in the room, and the rest of the people looked at each other in disarray, not knowing what to do.

Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan just showed their hands, everyone was convinced, and some people said, "Little Master, what should I do now?"

Those masters were a little embarrassed, they were originally invited to worship, but they invited wild ghosts, and I was really embarrassed to accuse others of not giving face.

"The ancestors of our family are still waiting, so I would like to ask the masters to preside over the ceremony." Xie Lingya said.

People just stood by and stared at it for a long time. It is impossible to send it back today. Please come over next time. It's too much trouble.

After tidying up the scene, they replaced two masters, recited the incantation, and invited Gaozu and his wife to the scene for the second time.

The masked "great grandfather" looked left and right, and suddenly walked up to Pang Jie, who smiled ingratiatingly. "Great grandfather" raised his hand and slapped him!

Pang Jie covered his face and shouted, "Master, he was also taken on by a wild ghost!"

Xie Lingya didn't close his eyes when he saw Pang's ancestor sitting on the "corpse" with his own eyes, he said, "There are no wild ghosts, even your ancestors really want to beat you."

Pang Jie: "..."

-Whether it's a lonely ghost or a real high-grandfather, don't you want to smoke him

The master on the side also said: "It is precisely because Baijiatang requires the sacrifices to be clean. You soiled the sacrifices, which made the ancestors angry, and the lonely ghosts have the opportunity to pretend to be!"

In fact, although this master did not see what happened with his own eyes, but based on the experience of doing things for so long, he guessed that they were inseparable.

Xie Lingya imagined the scene. It may be that after the Pang family Gaozu was invited, he was so angry that he didn't want to sit down when he saw the sacrifice. At this time, the two lonely ghosts sat down instead, making the real Gaozu couple again. Anxious and anxious, he walked in circles in the yard.

Those two who were able to carry Xie Lingya's Lingguan tactic showed that they also had certain strengths. No wonder the Pang family Gaozu and his wife were occupied by the dove and couldn't drive them away.

Pang Jie seemed to be the target of public criticism. After being slapped again by the real emperor, he didn't dare to complain any more. Looking around, there are still some condemning eyes, and I think he deserves it.

Today, he can be regarded as "showing the limelight", and it is conceivable that he will be the talk of the village for a long time to come. And his live broadcast room that was suddenly forced to close, I don't know what happened...

When the sacrifice was about to end, Xie Lingya left the ancestral hall. The yin soldiers were waiting with the two ghosts locked. When they saw him coming, they clasped their fists and saluted. Those two ghosts were probably educated, and they were not as fierce as before, standing with their heads bowed, not daring to look directly at Xie Lingya.

"What happened to these two?" Xie Lingya asked.

"I asked just now, the two of them are wild ghosts that Pei Xiaoshan summoned from the mass graves, and later they were released to make trouble. They wandered here and were not arrested for a while." The Yin Soldier replied.

It turned out to be the legacy of Pei Xiaoshan's bastard. When he escaped, he left a lot of ghosts and ghosts on the road to cause trouble for the pursuers. Especially the ghosts in the mass graves everywhere, there are no numbers.

Xie Lingya sighed, "It's true that they won't be cleansed when they die. Forget it, you two should take them away."

"Okay, Teacher Xie, goodbye." The Yin Bing gave another salute and dragged the two ghosts away.

Before the two ghosts left, they said to Xie Lingya, "Thank you, thank you for not killing."

Xie Lingya: "…"

What's the matter? He didn't shout about killing ghosts today, so why should he thank him for not killing him? What did the two ghost soldiers teach them?

The entire ancestor worship ceremony takes about a day and a night. After the end, the main family will also entertain the teacher and public class for a meal.

This time, the three of Shi Changxuan were also left to eat together. Those two wild ghosts were quite fierce, and the masters were unable to drive them away even after chanting spells.

"I originally thought that you were doing academics, but I didn't expect that practice would be so powerful." Director Pang said with admiration.

Originally, other people were still guessing their origins, but when Director Pang said that he was a top student majoring in religious studies, he suddenly realized.

One of the teachers even said: "Does the country still have university teaching practices?"

Xie Lingya almost laughed, "I misunderstood, it's not the same thing. This is not taught by the university, we are Taoist priests ourselves."

"Hahaha, I'll just say it." The master had discussed factions with them again, and some people actually knew Baoyangguan, because they had heard the name of Wang Yuji.

After eating a meal, it was considered that the host and guests enjoyed themselves, and Shi Changxuan also took the opportunity to collect some more information.

After eating, he still rested at Director Pang's house, ready to go back the next day. As soon as I arrived at Director Pang's house, I saw that Pang Jie was also here.

Director Pang drank a few glasses of wine and said slightly drunk, "Why are you here, boy?"

Pang Jie said with a bitter face: "My dad is going to beat me to death, go to your house to hide."

His father pulled his stomach out and found that something big happened while he was away. He was so angry that he took off the belt and started smoking.

"Shit." Director Pang didn't want to talk to him, so he washed his face.

Pang Jie's cell phone was broken, and now he is using it with his fucking cell phone. After he cut off the live broadcast, the live broadcast room blew up. Many people flooded into his Weibo and asked him if he was okay. Of course, these are all fans. Fans questioned whether it was a hype.

Pang Jie was very worried, and he didn't want to go into detail about his shameful story, so he only posted a sentence on Weibo: Brothers, I would rather believe what you have than do not believe what you don't have!

Many people say that he is pretending to be a ghost, but this is a digression.

When Pang Jie saw Shi Changxuan and Xie Lingya, his mood was very complicated, and he laughed dryly, "Hello, two masters."

The first time we met that day, Pang Jie didn't say hello to them. Xie Lingya glanced at him and said, "Will you come to worship your ancestors in the future?"

"..." Pang Jie said gloomily, "in the future, I'll come back every new year and festival..."

Xie Lingya was delighted, "If you don't come back, it's just like that. Just keep some respect, and be careful in your words and deeds, and there is always nothing wrong with it."

He has seen several such things, some people are really unlucky when they hit the evil, and some people are completely killed by themselves.

Pang Jie said: "Yes..."

Xie Lingya only met him by chance, and reminded him that it was up to him whether to listen or not, but after going through this incident, it would be hard for normal people not to learn a lesson.

The three of Xie Lingya left him and entered the room. Seeing that the small amount was still unfinished, Xie Lingya said, "If I knew it would be haunted, I wouldn't bring you here."

Xiaoli kept smiling, as if he had taken advantage of it, "I, I'll go get some hot water for the teacher to drink."

Having said that, he jumped out again.

"Did you get hit on the shoulder just now?" Xie Lingya asked Shi Changxuan, at the dinner table he felt that Shi Changxuan's hand was not very comfortable.

He had poured the talisman water before, and everyone stopped early. Shi Changxuan was indeed beaten. He didn't know Xie Lingya saw it, and said in a low voice, "It's okay."

"Put some medicine." Xie Lingya took out the medicine made by Hai Guanchao, walked to Shi Changxuan again, and ripped off his clothes.

Shi Changxuan ducked back and held down his neckline.

"?" Xie Lingya glared at him.

Shi Changxuan raised his head and looked at Xie Lingya, he avoided Xie Lingya for a day or two, and his eyes did not meet for more than two seconds. At this time, they suddenly looked at each other, and he couldn't take his eyes away for a while.

Xie Lingya ripped his hand away, and half-faded his clothes again. There was a bruise on his shoulder.

Shi Changxuan remained silent.

Xie Lingya looked at Shi Changxuan without humming. After taking the medicine, he lowered his head and said with a smile, "Hey, did you have such peace of mind when you were a child? Every time I lose a fight, I can scream and fly."

Shi Changxuan's eyes were full of his bent eyes, his pale red lips, his dark hair and every detail. At such a close distance, every word he said hit Shi Changxuan's heart, smashing out a word. Pit come.

Xie Lingya had already got up to dispense the medicine, but Shi Changxuan was still a little lost. He suppressed his mind for two days. He smiled like he fell into a bottomless pit and had nowhere to focus.

Shang Lushen whispered in his ear: "Shi Changxuan..."

Shi Changxuan came back to his senses, his face still indifferent.

Shang Lu Shen encouraged: "Come on. Let's encourage each other."

Shi Changhang stared blankly.

Set things right? Has been powerless.