Part-Time Taoist Priest

Chapter 53: Go unpredictably

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[Yangyang anecdote] Theme: I have encountered a supernatural event again

Content: The landlord is still shivering, and he only dares to post during the day. Yesterday, I went to my cousin's house to play. My aunt said that my cousin was sick. Some time ago, he suddenly fainted and was cold all over. The cause could not be found. I woke up after two days of fainting, and looked like nothing was wrong. Everyone was discussing which hospital to send my cousin to check, and the landlord went to the balcony to make a phone call. Suddenly, I saw my cousin and a man in black leaving the building. I didn't know where to go. I thought it was my cousin's friend who was looking for him to hang out. I didn't care when I was talking on the phone at the time. When I came back to the room after the call, I saw my cousin sitting on the sofa, but his face was white, his body was stiff, and his breathing was weak. My aunt was calling an ambulance next to me, saying that my cousin sick again. If the cousin is in the room, who did the landlord see on the balcony before? TAT's cousin is still in the hospital and hasn't woken up. The landlord doesn't know if he should tell his family what he saw...

1L: Damn, I was drowsy at first, but I woke up after seeing the post.

2L: It's true or false, isn't it a mistake, or is my cousin hooked by a ghost? By the way, you didn't make it clear, why is the title "again"

3L: …Landlord, it’s you again.

4L: Don't you know the landlord? I have posted before, I still remember that the first one was posted on the Mid-Autumn Festival last year.

5L: Guess what, you are seeing the wrong person, frighten yourself, and quickly send it to the hospital in the big city to ask an expert to see it.

6L: Hello, the author of supernatural novels, are you here to try the trick again

7L: If you are really doubtful, why don't you go to Baoyangguan or Taiheguan to pay homage.

8L: The landlord should not dare to go to Baoyangguan. The first time she saw a ghost, she was in Baoyangguan.

28L: This way, it reminds me of the overcast. There is an old lady in my hometown who will overcast, just to help the underworld. So at that time, people often paid her to ask her about the underworld. To see if the old people in the family were doing well, as long as they asked clearly which hill they were buried in, they could also invite people up.

Before going to bed at night, Xie Lingya comforted Shi Changxuan vaguely. No one is born omniscient and omnipotent without mistakes. He is so powerful that he has taken the entrance exam twice. Occasionally a rollover is nothing, failure is the mother of success.

The result turned out to be surprisingly good. Xie Lingya had never realized that he had such an ability to make chicken soup before. Shi Changxuan's eyes were relieved a lot, and he didn't sleep with his back that night.

The next day, the return trip was scheduled for the afternoon, and in the morning, I had to take some pictures of the ancestral hall.

At noon, Xie Lingya was going to use his mobile phone to push WeChat, but it was more troublesome. He had to log in to the backend of the computer version, and then scan the code. He brought Shi Changxuan's mobile phone, and it was easier to operate the two mobile phones together.

It was only Xie Lingya who found out that Shi Changxuan had no WeChat account, and he still had the client, so he advised Shi Changxuan to register one, "During the meeting that day, didn't the vice-chairman still say that now he advocates the use of new media to get closer to the believers? , to spread Taoist culture to the masses.”

Shi Changxuan: "..."

Xie Lingya: "How is it?"

Shi Changxuan nodded, "Listen to you."

Xie Lingya lowered his head and started to help him operate, registering with his mobile phone number. Shi Changxuan saw Xie Lingya lowered his head and fiddled with his mobile phone, and the sunlight outside the window shone on his cold white and delicate skin, which made him feel the urge to touch it.

"Okay, I've added my number to you." Xie Lingya turned his face coldly, and just happened to meet Shi Changxuan's staring at him. He was stunned for a moment, and felt that this look was a bit strange.

Shi Changxuan has silently retracted and took the phone.

While Xie Lingya was pondering, Shi Changxuan raised his phone a little, "This name..."

Xie Lingya returned to his senses, "Hey, just take one."

I saw that the WeChat name was written: Gao Leng Daochang.

Shi Changxuan: "..."

Shi Changxuan tapped the screen a few times, saved Xie Lingya's avatar, and set it as his own, but there was nothing else to do.

Xie Lingya's avatars are Shang Lushen and Liu Lingtong. He can understand Shi Changxuan's own avatars, but...

"Aren't you going to change your name?" Xie Lingya saw that Shi Changxuan had finished changing his avatar and put away his phone, as if he didn't plan to change the name he picked up, "Hahahaha, okay, don't change it."

When they were about to leave, there were still villagers who came to Director Pang's house. In fact, there were already several calls in the morning, all of whom wanted to watch them. There was so much going on in the house.

One of the villagers also took out his mobile phone: "Daoist, can you add your WeChat account? I want to go to incense in the future." This is because I have heard that Shi Changxuan is a Taoist priest, and everyone is rumored that this Taoist priest is still a serious graduate student. , how advanced!

What's wrong with this, Xie Lingya took out his phone, the villagers wanted to add Shi Changxuan.

"Excuse me, if you do a super-dharma meeting, how will you calculate the cost?" the villagers asked. Although the local Fengxing teacher's public class, they can't help people believe otherwise.

Xie Lingya explained it to him.

The villagers asked, "Do different Taoists charge different fees? So how much is the high Taoist leader?"

Xie Lingya: "Master Gao? Who?"

The villagers pointed at Shi Changxuan: "Isn't this Dao Leng Gao Leng?"

Xie Lingya: "..."

Shi Changxuan was indifferent, as if he didn't intend to explain, but Xie Lingya was very embarrassed. This WeChat name was pronounced seriously, and the sense of shame was too serious. He covered his face and said, "No, no, this is Daochang Shi."

The villagers still struggle: "Who is Gao Leng?"

Xie Lingya: "…"

After sending the villagers away, Xie Lingya blushed and changed Shi Changxuan's WeChat name to his real name, and said, "Damn it, I don't have fun anymore, I don't know how to explain it to that uncle!"

Even though he knew that Xie Lingya's "interest" was just a joke, Shi Changxuan still had ripples in his heart. If he still didn't know the truth, he would probably be happier at this time.

"And why am I embarrassed, the name I gave you." Xie Lingya was still very unwilling, and touched his face, "My skin is still too thin."

Small amount: "..."

In the afternoon, the group got on the bus back to Diyang. Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan sat in another row. Xie Lingya leaned against the window and said that he would sleep for a while.

A few hours later, the car stopped halfway, Xie Lingya also woke up, and found himself in Shi Changxuan's arms.

If he was like this at first, he would have to say something embarrassing. Now that the two of them are fast asleep in the same bed, naturally there is no need to say more. Xie Lingya rubbed his eyes and asked, "What's wrong ahead, is there a traffic jam?"

Sitting in the back row, Xiao Que stood up and looked out a long time ago. Hearing Xie Lingya's question, he said, "It seems that there was a car accident ahead, and the driver also went down to take a look."

"Car accident?" Xie Lingya glanced out, but the car in front was blocking it, and he could only vaguely see people surrounded by a gap.

Not long after, the driver came back and said, "It's estimated to be blocked for a while. There was a bus in front of it that rolled over, and several went there on the spot. It was too bad. It seemed that the driver was driving fatigued."

Everyone in the car sighed. It was really miserable. The driver was tired and drove everyone in the car.

Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan looked at each other and got up together.

"Teacher Xie, what are you going to do?" Xiaoli asked.

Xie Lingya turned back and whispered to Xiaoliang: "What do you think we are going to do?"

After thinking about it for three seconds, he quickly stood up, "I'll go too."

When I went to the front, I saw that the ambulance had arrived and was carrying people up one by one. There was still blood on the ground. The bus fell on its side. Weeping.

Xie Lingya opened his dark eyes and saw that the car window was still half-hanging with blood dripping from his body. He stretched out his hand: "Brother, pull me out, brother..."

Or struggling to get out of the car door, trying to climb into the ambulance.

This is the soul of the dead who has not yet realized that he has passed away. His mind is still in the fear and pain of the moment of death, and he is even still looking for a chance to survive.

The three of them stood not far or near, and began to recite the Taoist mantra for reincarnation and Taishang Daojun's wonderful scriptures on exorcising injustices, hoping that they could be free from pain.

The voices of their chanting were very soft, but some people around them noticed it, and they might not understand the meaning, but they could guess that they were reciting scriptures such as transcendence, and they couldn't help but feel awe. Although I don't know whether they are Buddhist or Taoist laymen, and I don't believe it myself, I still like this kind of behavior.

After reading it dozens of times, Xie Lingya saw that two messengers had arrived to lead the dead.

The two messengers, one was wearing an official uniform, the other was wearing a casual suit, and the one in the official uniform pushed the one in the suit, "It's all because of your delay, it's a long time before you arrive, it's not too soon. Once you get it!"

The man in the suit was full of grievances. He held the rope in his hand and tied it into a circle, and then buckled it on the body of the wronged soul. The other one waved the token, and all the souls lined up obediently and followed behind him. The one in the suit started nodding with the pamphlet.

When Ming Chai turned his head and saw Xie Lingya standing not far away, he floated over: "Is Teacher Xie doing errands here?"

There were people around, Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan signaled, and they walked to some places that no one saw before they said, "I just passed by and found a car accident here, so I came to read the scriptures a few times."

Although he hadn't seen this one, he had received the seal of the city god's promotion, and in the underworld of the Magpie Mountains, it was not surprising that Ming Chai knew him, but it was strange that he didn't know him.

At this time, the man in the suit behind him suddenly made a sound of "Oops" and raised his head anxiously. Seeing that Ming Chai was talking to Xie Lingya, he also ran over and said, "Brother Wang, is this Li Dongdong? It doesn't seem right."

"What the hell is Li!" Ming Chai was about to get close to Xie Lingya when he interrupted him and glared at him.

The messenger in the suit said, "I'm missing a soul. There should be another one named Li Dongdong. When I saw you talking to him, I thought he was the one."

Xie Lingya glanced at him, "Are you a new messenger? Can't you see that I'm a living person with dark eyes?"

The suit was stunned for a while, and then suddenly cried: "I'm not! Woohoo... Brother Wang, when will I be able to go home? Please, let me go back."

"..." Brother Wang was very embarrassed and slapped him on the back of the head, "You still dare to bargain when you go to the underworld, don't talk nonsense, you can go back after this order, find Li Dongdong first, he must not have run far. "

"Wow... Okay." After saying that, he hurriedly went to find that Li Dongdong.

"Is this the temporary impermanence you found?" Xie Lingya asked, he thought it was a new ghost, but now it doesn't seem to be a ghost at all, it is an impermanence.

"Isn't that true?" Wang Gehan said, "You also know that because of Pei Xiaoshan's serious shortage of manpower, that kid has only started for the second time. He was still struggling with life and death before, and it was delayed for a while, and he lost his soul. Son."

This is the case with the so-called "passing over yin" and "going through impermanence" in the folk. Or because of the shortage of people in the underworld, people are called down to help, or some souls have people with too much yang energy around them, and they can't get close to the underworld, so they call the living souls to help, and some people are called to deal with documents, and so on.

This kind of being in the underworld is also called "impermanence", because they are living souls, which are opposite to the black and white impermanence in the underworld. Xie Lingya joked just now that it was "temporary impermanence", which is similar.

Since ancient times, many goddesses and masters in the countryside claimed to have been called to go to the impermanence, so they were able to know the things in the underworld, and then they took people's money in the earth to take care of people and inquire about the things in the underworld.

In fact, Xie Lingya saw what was recorded in "Notes on Holding the Sun", but he was mostly like the man in a suit. After being called to go to the impermanence, he tried every means to break the errand. the person who said it. The patriarch of Baoyangguan has had several examples of helping to deal with it.

I also know that very few people have the courage and talent to exercise their abilities and make friends with ghosts and gods when they are impermanent. Moreover, revealing the underworld is an illegal operation and needs to take risks. Many people who claim to be impermanent are basically cheating money.

After a while, the man in the suit came back, "Brother Wang, I found it."

Brother Wang: "What about the ghost??"

Man in suit: "He, he refuses to come back with me, he hides in the tree over there, I can't catch him!"

"Didn't I teach you to use a rope!" Brother Wang looked at him with hatred, "Forget it, I'll come."

He sadly said goodbye to Xie Lingya. Seeing that the man in the suit was staring at Xie Lingya and wanted to say something, he pulled him hard, "What are you looking at, let's go."

The ghosts were all taken away, and the fate was over, Xie Lingya stopped reciting scriptures, went back to greet Shi Changxuan, and returned to the car in a small amount. After a while, the road was cleared, and he went straight to Diyang.

The next day, Xie Lingya was watering the flowers in the front yard of Baoyang Temple, and by the way, he chatted with the photographers who came to take pictures, to see what good photos they took and can be used on WeChat.

Thanks to these people, I took pictures by myself, posted it on the Internet, and also organized enthusiasts from surrounding counties and cities to take pictures.

Xie Lingya was talking when he saw a man walking in at the door. He was wearing a blue casual suit. He was dark and dark. He looked at him with unfamiliar eyes when he came in.

Isn't this the guy who was impermanent that day? Is there something wrong with him

Xie Lingya put down the shower and walked over, "Good afternoon, see you again."

Instead, the man in the suit looked startled and looked at Xie Lingya in shock, "It's you!"

Xie Lingya: "...It's me, what kind of expression do you have? Didn't you come to see me?"

The man in the suit said in a trance: "No, I'm here to find someone to do things..."

"That's counted as coming to me, let's go, let's talk later." Xie Lingya took the person to the room in the backyard and made him a cup of tea, "It's not easy, but if there are too many times, you should got used to."

The man in the suit almost didn't cry, "What are you used to, I don't want to get used to it!"

The man in the suit told Xie Lingya that his name was Ning Wanlai, and he had been walking impermanently since the end of last month. I cried and cried and didn't want to do it.

He and Wang Wu—that is, Brother Wang, brought Li Dongdong back together last night. Li Dongdong cried very sadly, saying that he still had a lot of things to do and didn’t want to die. At that time, Ning Wanlai was pitiful and said that he would give it to Li Dongdong when he returned to the world. Do something so that he can be reincarnated as soon as possible.

Then Ning Wanlai asked about it and found Baoyang Temple. Yesterday, he met Xie Lingya when he was in a state of impermanence. It was a pleasant surprise to see him today. Not only was he more sure that his soul had left the body, but he also knew that the rumored miraculous concept of holding Yangguan was true.

Yesterday Wang Wu greeted Xie Lingya, he wanted to ask about Xie Lingya, Wang Wu didn't say anything, but he thought maybe Xie Lingya could help him, not only for Li Dongdong, but also...

"Teacher Xie, Master Xie, Master Xie Tianshi, can you help me and think of a way to stop them from arresting me for impermanence?" Ning Wanlai begged, "My mother is going to be scared to death by me, I'm just too brave. It's not big, why did you choose me, is there any way to save me?"

"Don't say 'rescue', you are not in a sea of misery." Xie Lingya said happily, "Whoever is in the following points is who is who, generally speaking, it is impermanent, and at least it is worth one era, one era is twelve Years. It's a bit like forced service, but the minimum age is longer."

Ning Wanlai almost fainted. It was only the second time in 12 years that he couldn't take it anymore, "Do you really have to endure it for 12 years? Is there any way to clear it up?"

"Hmm..." Xie Lingya pondered, "It stands to reason that it is alright to do the right thing."

Ordinary people go to ask the impermanent people to help them manage in the underworld, but here, Ning Wanlai, the impermanent person, came to ask Xie Lingya.

However, although Xie Lingya was related, he couldn't let his uncle take action directly. Impermanence was registered, and there were so many colleagues who had to take care of him.

"How do I manage it? As long as I can resign from this position, I can do anything." Ning Wanlai said hopefully.

"How else can I manage? Hold a few more dojos and pujas, and see if I can let the judge be merciful and cross out your name." Xie Lingya has no experience, but only based on what was recorded in "Baoyang Notes".

Ning Wanlai regarded this as a life-saving straw, and continued: "I will do it, I will do it, as long as the gentlemen below can let me go."

"Don't be too nervous. It may look scary, but it won't hurt you. You are still their colleagues." Xie Lingya persuaded him to prevent Ning Wanlai from scaring himself to death before he was removed from the list.

Everyone's courage and ambition are different. If most people encounter such a situation, they are just like Ning Wanlai, and they want to leave this job immediately.

And people like Xie Lingya, who are born to eat this bowl of rice, if they are caught doing impermanence, it is estimated that they would have been practicing the skills of locking the wronged souls carelessly at that time, and competing for the advanced pacesetters of the local government...

Ning Wanlai sighed and said that he couldn't relax, it was too scary.

"Then do Li Dongdong's Fa conference first. In addition, I will study your Fa conference to see how to make some improvements for your case." Xie Lingya pondered.

Ning Wanlai: "Thank you, thank you so much."

Xie Lingya persuaded him a few more words. Before the resignation succeeded, he should try his best to be open, and then explain it to his close relatives so that they would not worry.

After Ning Wanlai left, Xie Lingya researched what kind of puja he could do for him. Li Dongdong's puja was easy to do, Liu Bohe and Zhang Daoting could do it.

Xie Lingya asked Shi Changxuan for advice again, because he needed to give Ning Wanlai some ghosts and spirits, Shi Changxuan said that it is best to burn real incense.

Incense has the functions of making offerings, exorcising evil spirits, purifying, psychic communication, etc., and the real incense is a kind of Taoist spice. It is said that incense is burned during fasting, and it travels up to nine days, down to the underworld, and senses the gods.

To put it simply, this is a very popular offering in the world of ghosts and gods. The spices used in Taoism, from single product to mixed production, green wood incense, nine and incense, are various, but the real incense is the most high-end, usually made into incense beads.

However, this kind of incense is not sold in the market, so you have to burn it and make it yourself. Xie Lingya asked, there are elders in Shi Changxuan's family who can do it, but they don't save it.

No, Xie Lingya decided to make it himself. Fortunately, he had the recipe, and he didn't need any special equipment or techniques to make fragrant beads the size of a chicken head.

Some of the raw materials of Jiang Zhenxiang can be used as medicine, so Xie Lingya went to Hai Guanchao and asked him to help identify the quality.

Hai Guanchao heard that Xie Lingya was going to be self-sufficient, so he started to make incense beads, raised his eyes and said solemnly: "It's a new era, if you don't improve it, maybe the gods will appreciate it more, and once you're happy, the effect of your puja will be reduced. better."

Xie Lingya: "How to improve, this is an old recipe, a classic!"

Hai Guanchao: "Hey, do you have a top note, middle note and back note for this classic fragrant pearl?"

Xie Lingya: "...you're a big bastard!"