Part-Time Taoist Priest

Chapter 65: Anti-counterfeiting operation (below)

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Xie Lingya and the two arrived in Tianyu in the middle of the night, and took a taxi to the hotel where Fang Xushan was located. There were a dozen monks and Taoists living here alone. After discussing it all night, Xie Lingya explained the whole process of meeting the lifeless mother in detail, and then said, "It's best to bring the Thunder Talisman when you go out."

He guessed that since the Thunder Talisman he used was very powerful, others should be no worse, and this was indeed effective against the Heretic God.

Because no one could have imagined that God and the others would dare to deceive them, and they penetrated so deeply, so in addition to keeping this matter a secret, the places that have been investigated before may have to be revisited.

"Then pick up the important places, and the people who check will bring the thunder talisman." A Taoist priest said, "Good steel should be used on the blade."

"No, no." Xie Lingya took out dozens of thunder talismans from his backpack, as well as a pile of unwritten yellow paper. "Five is enough for one person, count the number of people, and I will start drawing now."

Everyone: "..."

Fang Xushan knew a little more about Xie Lingya than the others, shook his head and smiled: "This Hongyang Road is unlucky."

"Who made them die and provoked monks and Taoists, we haven't joined the group of people who believe in God this time." Xie Lingya also slept in the car for a while. Although his fighting power is high, it is more worthwhile to serve people at this time. , cheer up.

The Taoist priests on the side watched him draw talismans, and they were a little doubtful before, but when they saw Xie Lingya started writing, there was only two words left.

When they draw magic talismans, they are the same as others!

Also, are you still not a monk? It really makes me feel persuasive again!

After everyone had watched enough to go to rest, Xie Lingya lay on the table, elementary school students did their homework normally, and Huang Zhuangye drew a large stack of talismans and handed them over to Fang Xushan for distribution.

Xie Lingya climbed into bed to catch up with sleep, and let him call his cell phone when something happened, while Shi Changxuan continued to go out very hard.

When Xie Lingya woke up again, it was already one or two o'clock in the afternoon, his eyes were dark from hunger, and he went downstairs to have lunch.

He sat in the restaurant cooking rice, and later a pair of grandfathers and grandsons joined the table next to him. The old man held a snakeskin bag with half a bag of seeds in it.

The old man said to his grandson, "Go back and put the talisman given by the master in the pigsty, so that the pigs in this pen will not get sick."

With a talisman, it must be Taoism, not serious Taoism or folk Taoism. Listening to this, his family's talisman still blesses livestock from getting sick. There are a lot of miscellaneous characters in Taoism, but now they mostly use big ones. I didn't expect that in addition to his mosquito repellent charms, there are people who study miscellaneous characters.

Xie Lingya couldn't help but glanced at it curiously, and said, "Master, what god did you invite for that talisman?"

The old man sees that young people are polite and looks good, so he answered in a good voice: "Please invite a spiritual officer."

There are many spiritual officials in the sky, not only Wang Lingguan, everyone has different responsibilities, but Wang Lingguan is the most famous spiritual official, the head of the five hundred spiritual officials.

"Where did you get it from?" Xie Lingya asked again.

The old man laughed and said: "You don't know if you don't farm and raise pigs. Of course, you invited it from Master Hunyuan."

When Xie Lingya heard these two words, his eyelids jumped and he said, "Is it Hunyuan Sect? Where are they?"

"I don't know, they don't have a temple, so they go around the house from time to time, and some familiar people take the opportunity to ask for a talisman together." The old man replied, this is also expected, outsiders do not know their stronghold.

After the old man finished speaking, he added: "The state doesn't allow them to build temples, so they all sneak in."

The Hongyang Dao flourished in Tianyu. Historically, it was the base camp. Although it has been attacked in successive dynasties, Lian Tan said that they were still seen in the 1990s. It is estimated that many local people knew of such a existence. Now it seems that some people do not reject it.

Xie Lingya sweated, it turns out that the old man knew that this was the target of the blow, "Then you still ask for a talisman?"

"Otherwise, which temple will give me the anti-swine fever talisman?" The old man said, took out a piece of talisman paper from his arms and unfolded it to Xie Lingya to see, "It's useful, paste it, and just recite a spell."

"All the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas are in cash, feed pigs for a year and grow quickly, and the plague and evil spirits are swept away. I obey the Taishang Laojun in a hurry..." The old man also came to the scene for a while.

Xie Lingya: "…"

Xie Lingya looked at the talisman and saw the name of Ma Lingguan written on it, but after listening to the mantra recited by the old man, there were Buddhas and Bodhisattvas as well as Taishang Laojun. ah

This style is really the way of Hongyang Road.

But does this thing really work? Xie Lingya couldn't help but ask: "Your swine fever is actually vaccinated..."

The old man: "Hey, can the vaccine work without the sticker? Besides, it's still a matter of how fast the pig grows."

Xie Lingya: "…"

The old man's grandson went to school, so he covered his face at this time: "Grandpa, don't talk about it, this is all feudal superstition, it's a joke."

The old man raised his head stubbornly, "What do you know?"

Xie Lingya sighed and said, "Master, let me write a talisman for you, you should go back and try it, it should work better than this."

The old man's grandson: "..."

Why did the slap in the face come so quickly? Just now he was still saying that his grandfather's feudal superstition made people laugh.

The old man also looked at Xie Lingya in amazement: "You still know how to draw talismans?"

Just at this time, a few Taoist priests came back. Xie Lingya raised his hand and shouted, saying hello, and then said, "Look, I'll go with you, I will sacrifice the Taoist priest."

The old man didn't know what the Taoist priest was. He thought he was just like the Taoist priest Huoju, and he was interested, "That's fine."

Xie Lingya took out the cinnabar talisman paper he was carrying with him. It wasn't because he was cautious that he would take the guy downstairs to have a meal. It's just that I eat too much and don't bring tools outside. It's really painful to bite my fingers all the time.

Xie Lingya wrote the talisman and said, "This is the trough talisman, which can be used by cattle, pigs, and chickens. Wrap it in cloth and bury it under the trough, then light incense and wax, and recite the trough mantra: T-shaped tiger, eight-character dragon, Qinglong and white tiger came to protect the trough, I would rather call the blue dragon ten feet tall than the white tiger looking up..."

Xie Lingya repeated the mantra for him to remember, and said some precautions, and then still couldn't help diss: "Master, you are Ma Lingguan, Buddha and Bodhisattva and Taishang Laojun, they are going to fight. What should I do? The family still has a quarrel, not to mention the two factions."

The old man probably didn't know much about Hongyang's teachings, but scratched his head, "It makes sense, I thought it would be better to give more, not all about teamwork."

Xie Lingya: "Of course not. If you go to the temple to invite gods, people won't let you invite too many honorable people. If you can't make offerings, the gods will get angry and want to live in a group rented house."

The old man nodded again and again: "That's the reason. Then I won't post that talisman, I'll post your talisman."

His grandson slapped his forehead on the side, what's the use of it!

This man looks serious, but he was unexpectedly a genius!

Xie Lingya didn't care what he thought, he said goodbye to the old man as soon as he finished eating and paid the bill. Before leaving, he also told him that the Hongyang Road would be finished sooner or later, so he should not come and go too much.

The old man saw that he was also a Taoist priest, and thought it was just ordinary colleagues attacking each other, but because of the use of talismans, he was embarrassed to go to Hongyang Taoist priest for a while. To ask questions, this is not mentioned later.

Xie Lingya went back to the hotel and rested for a while, and the Taoists came back one after another.

Fang Xushan was so tired that his head was sweating, he turned on the air conditioner and sat down, shook his head and said, "I didn't find anything. I don't know if there is no temple at all. Maybe it's a residence in Tianyu."

"When I went out to eat, I met someone who said that those Hong Yangdao went to people's houses from time to time. If they lived in the houses, it would be more convenient for people to come to the house." Xie Lingya thought about it, "Maybe it's better to hide it, you can do it again. Squatting and squatting will definitely reveal the horse's feet."

Fang Xushan hummed, stopped talking, and lay on the bed to rest.

After a while, he said again: "You should sleep with me at night. It's a big bed anyway, so there's no need to open another room."

Xie Lingya had been drawing talismans at night, and later slept in Fang Xushan's room. Shi Changxuan also sat on the sofa in the same room last night.

"Then Shi Changxuan also has to open a room, but it doesn't matter where I sleep." Xie Lingya said.

"Then sleep here, I'll chat with you." Fang Xushan said.

I am afraid that I will be persuaded to leave the house again. Xie Lingya said with a bitter face: "Abbot Fang, I am already a person who holds Yangguan."

Why stick to this form, he really doesn't want to keep the precepts.

Fang Xushan smiled and said: "Then you can also come to the Jade Palace. Talents just have to flow. You are really good at drawing thunder symbols."

Xie Lingya felt a little subtle when he heard it. This was not the first time he had talked about such a topic with Fang Xushan, and Fang Xushan also knew about his situation. What he meant by that sentence was to ridicule that he would usually pick up work in Baoyangguan and act with Taoist priests.

But Fang Xushan's remarks are not for the sake of the bull's head and the horse's mouth, but there is something wrong. Everyone knows that he is the boss of Baoyangguan.

Moreover, why Fang Xushan insisted on sleeping with him, it's not that he didn't know that he and Shi Changxuan came together. This was just a little detail, but Xie Lingya was stunned for a while, suspecting that he was thinking too much, so he quietly looked at Fang Xushan.

I couldn't see anything. Originally, he and Fang Xushan hadn't known each other for too long, so he couldn't see anything.

"By the way, is that thunderbolt enough?" Xie Lingya asked.

Fang Xushan looked at the outside of the pocket and said, "There's more."

This answer is very vague, obviously one is useless, I only gave it in the morning, and I found nothing. It is unnecessary to ask, and even more unnecessary to answer.

"That's good." Xie Lingya nodded silently, went to light three sticks of incense, and put it on the orange, as if to worship the ancestors.

Looking at Fang Xushan again, although he didn't speak, he smelled the incense, and there was a faint hint of Tao Ran on his face, which he enjoyed very much.

This guy, I'm afraid it's really not Fang Xushan, right

This kind of enjoyment looks very much like living on it...

So who is it? I didn't look for you, you dare to come to the door yourself.

Xie Lingya's expression did not change, and continued, "Hey, Abbot Fang, do you think this Hongyang Dao is a mob? When I arrested the lifeless old mother, in order to beg for mercy, she also told me that my second child was boring. , In fact, I have long since separated from Tianyu. It's just that I haven't found an opportunity and want to stand on my own."

Fang Xushan: "...Really?"

"Yeah, I also scolded Patriarch Hunyuan." Xie Lingya said inadvertently, "To say it's useless, trash, believers all want to honor her as holy. Do you think this is a dog bites a dog?"

Originally, Shi Changxuan had said that there was no unity within the Hongyang Dao, there were branches in history, but the appearance was barely maintained. And where there are people, there are rivers and lakes. People are like this. These evil gods are man-made, of course.

Fang Xushan's expression seemed calm, and he even smiled, "Yeah."

"So, I finally smashed it to pieces." Xie Lingya said with a smile, "Abbot Fang, are you tired, let me give you a massage."

"No need, you're tired too, I'll just lie down." Fang Xushan said warmly, not sure if it was Xie Lingya's brain supplement, he always felt that he was a little distorted.

"Yeah." Xie Lingya, as if nothing had happened, got up and said, "I'll boil some hot water to drink."

He walked aside to pour the mineral water into the kettle, and took advantage of the opportunity to turn his back on Xushan, and sent a text message to Shi Changxuan, who soon responded. He put away the phone, poured the water, and then turned around to see Fang Xushan standing behind him.

Fang Xushan instead took two steps back: "Scare me."

"You scared me." Xie Lingya said, and the other side Xushan pointed his middle finger.

Fang Xushan was stunned for a moment: "This?"

Xie Lingya innocently said: "Lingguan art, I practice it."

Fang Xushan said doubtfully, "Why didn't you put your index finger on this Lingguan Jue?"

"This is a simplified version of our holding Yangguan." Xie Lingya said and pointed his middle finger again.

Fang Xushan: "Hehe..."

He smiled dryly, and the more he laughed, the more dry, "what are you doing at me? It's like that."

"What do you mean?" Xie Lingya smiled and said, "Why am I targeting you, don't you have any points in your heart?"

"Fang Xushan"'s face collapsed.

He looked at Xie Lingya sensually, and after his demeanor changed, his body was still the same body, but he didn't look like Fang Xushan's deity at all, "Little Taoist priest, you are very courageous."

"This sentence is sent to you as it is." Xie Lingya did not refute that he was not a Taoist priest, but replied, "I still want to sleep with me, why, I'm afraid that I will draw hundreds of thunder talismans, and they will all hit you?"

I don't even know when Lei Fu was painted. It seems that it happened when Fang Xushan went out today. Fang Xushan went to the local Sanguan Temple, so the location might be there. By leaving him to sleep, he probably knew that the thunder talisman was drawn by him.

Before Xie Lingya asked about Lei Fu, he subconsciously looked at his pocket, so it should not be an illusion, but possession.

This is interesting. Just imagine that after he was possessed, he found that he was carrying a thunder talisman. It was no less than a protective umbrella for him. What kind of fear would it be? No wonder he quickly asked who drew the thunder talisman.

At this moment, the door was suddenly pushed open, and six or seven Taoist priests headed by Shi Changxuan rushed in.

Xie Lingya hurriedly shouted, "Lock the door!"

Taoists: "..."

"Fang Xushan" smiled grimly, "If you don't lock it, I will lock it too. Are you so confident?"

Xie Lingya: "If you saw your mother's fate, you wouldn't ask that."

"Fang Xushan": "...is a lifeless mother."

Not his mother.

The Taoist priests were also unable to laugh or cry, and even held back their laughter. This was clearly teasing the evil god. They were originally a little nervous, and it seemed that they all told Xiao Xie to dispel it a few times.

"Fang Xushan" glanced coldly at these Taoist priests who didn't respect themselves, sat cross-legged on the bed, and a phantom rose from the sky and gradually became solid. It was the ancestor of the ancient Buddha.

A shadow rose from every small bump on the bun on the top of his head, and they were different. Some were holding swords, some were holding clean bottles, and some were holding snakes.

There are a total of eight clone phantoms, supporting him around him.

Counting the Taoist priests, there are almost eight or nine people, but the number is equal, but the strength is not equal to each other.

The Taoist priests became nervous again and said, "We saw the text message just now, and we checked it quickly, and found that he did something to get our thunder talismans dirty."

This is not surprising.

Xie Lingya looked at Patriarch Hunyuan coldly, he squeezed out a few thunder talismans from Fang Xushan's pocket in a coma, and saw that it was also dirty, "Alas, luckily this seat was discovered, and I destroyed them one by one with his hands. "

Xie Lingya gave all the thunderbolts to others, and he lost it on himself. Seeing the proud look of the ancestors, he said blankly: "What are you happy about, no one told you that I painted it an hour ago yesterday. Is it?"

Patriarch Hunyuan: "..."

Xie Lingya: "You don't think I saved for half a year, do you?"

Patriarch Hunyuan: "..."

According to common sense, yes, it is even more than half a year to save...

He was a little suspicious that Xie Lingya was bluffing when he said this.

Shi Changxuan couldn't help bending the corners of his mouth and said, "Go ahead."

Xie Lingya pulled out the chair, opened the box containing the cinnabar, laid out the yellow paper, and put a spiritual ancestral amulet in his mouth by the way, so as not to be unsettled later and be pulled into an illusion.

Old Ancestor Hunyuan's eyes widened, but before he could think about it, these Taoist priests had already used their magic tools and embraced them. Others can say that, only Shi Changxuan is not affected by the illusion, and he can't interfere.

The hotel room was only a square inch, Xie Lingya occupied a corner of the talisman, and the rest of the people fought in the narrow space.

Even though they were so close, Shi Changxuan held his sword in front of him, and the phantoms of the ancestors of Hun Yuan couldn't even get close!

"Bang bang."

There was a knock on the door, "Hello, this is the waiter."

Xie Lingya glanced at them, walked to the door and opened a crack: "Hello."

The waiter wanted to look inside, but Xie Lingya was taller than her, so she couldn't see it. Instead, she looked at Xie Lingya's smiling eyes, embarrassed, and blushed, "I heard a lot of movement inside..."

This is the ancestor of the ancestors who shouted loudly: "My Buddha lights up the lamp three times!"

"It's alright, my friend is drunk, so he insists that he is a Bodhisattva." Xie Lingya said calmly, "I just touched my head and said that my pimples are gone."

The waiter suddenly laughed, obviously it wasn't a particularly funny joke, but she laughed extraordinarily sweet, when she heard someone shouting "Tai Shang Lao Jun is in a hurry" and said, "You guys are still playing with him, it's really interesting. ."

"... A group of secondary diseases." Xie Lingya seemed embarrassed to say.

"Then be careful not to let your friend damage the furniture, and you will have to compensate according to the price." The waiter said reluctantly, "...don't bother."

There was nothing left in her mind, and she couldn't remember whether she heard that there were several Taoist priests staying in the shop, and which room they were in.

"Thank you, goodbye." Xie Lingya closed the door and quickly jumped back, just in time to see a phantom reaching out, the snake in his hand came to bite Shi Changxuan, and Shi Changxuan's head flashed sideways.

Xie Lingya pressed into the cinnabar with one hand, grabbed the snake's seven inches, snatched it from the phantom's hand, and tied a knot.

snake:! !

Xie Lingya painted the talismans with one hand, and strangled the snake's seven inches with the other. It was tied and pinched seven inches, so he couldn't move. Xie Lingya hurriedly finished drawing ten thunder talismans, grabbed it and shouted: "Get out of the way! "

The Taoist priests avoided it, and the thunderbolts flew fast, eight ran to the phantom, and two ran to the ancestor of the ancestors—

Xie Lingya reached out and grabbed one of them, sticking it on the forehead of the snake in his hand, "I almost forgot you."

snake:"… "

"... scold the evil spirits!"

Xie Lingya stopped drinking, the electric light flashed, and the sound of thunder suddenly erupted!

I saw that the phantom disappeared without a trace, and the spirit of the ancestors of the ancestors also became light, so he drilled into Fang Xushan in panic.

Xie Lingya poured the cinnabar out at once, and sprinkled Fang Xushan all over the body.

Xie Lingya also had some cinnabar on his hand. Seeing that the ten talismans had not yet killed him, he had an idea and drew a talisman on the back of his left hand.

It was his own ingenious idea. Before, he always painted the eyes of spirit officials. Just now, inspiration was surging.

Xie Lingya cursed and squeezed the Lingguan tactic, and pressed it on the ancestor of Hunyuan. I saw the light of fire and thunder gushing out where his fingers were connected to the body, and it spread all over the whole body of the ancestor of Hunyuan, followed by a miserable sound. Yell, the soul has disappeared, and only one middle finger is left standing upright!

Xie Lingya lowered a weak hand, feeling the soreness almost connected to his heart. He sat on the bed and saw that everyone else was sweating profusely. They also tried to draw a talisman for Xie Lingya in order to free up time and space.

However, they have also successfully eradicated the evil spirits. The hard work of the past few days has not been in vain, and it is enough to arrest those Daoist Hongyang people.

At this moment, the Taoist priests were very happy.

Xie Lingya asked, "Is that thunder just now very loud?"

Everyone looked at each other in dismay, just now they focused on the ancestors, how could they care about other things, but the movement is definitely not small.

Xie Lingya said hesitantly: "Then... If the waiter asks, how about the kettle fried? Can you fool me?"

As soon as Xie Lingya finished speaking, he heard the sound of the hotel alarm whining.