Part-Time Taoist Priest

Chapter 83: So much cuter

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Rao Shi, who usually treats Shang Lushen Shi Changxuan indifferently, had to show some sympathy at this time, and called out softly, "Lingya."

Xie Lingya also came to his senses, he shouldn't say anything, he just couldn't keep his mouth shut.

"Don't cry, I'm wrong." Xie Lingya shoved the sword into the ground forcefully, held Shang Lu Shen and coaxed, "I'll get your hands back, okay?"

Shang Lushen was still crying, and it seemed that he couldn't let out the sadness caused by the double crit for a while.

Xie Lingya looked back, Fang Zhe was collecting the black leopard, nodded to him, indicating that he could deal with it, so he took a flashlight and took a photo down the hillside, thinking about finding Shang Lushen's hand.

Liu Lingtong said faintly, "I can't find it, I fell into the crack of ice."

"Ah..." Xie Lingya looked at Shang Lushen subconsciously. He is now a certain distance away, but judging from Shi Changxuan's expression, the cry is probably even louder.

Fang Zhe closed the Luban box with a "pop", affixed the pre-prepared talisman, wrapped it with red thread a few times, and came over and said, "How?"

Xie Lingya bit his head and said: "Little cutie, that one really can't be retrieved, let's go back and study a prosthesis for you, the one with joints, it looks good, and then design a disgust, it must be like your original hand. Same."

Fang Zhe said in admiration, "Would it be possible for Mu Ling to have a prosthetic limb, so how can it match..." Halfway through he said, he suddenly realized something, and his face was not very good-looking.

Xie Lingya: "Yes, I'm just thinking about you."

FangZhe: "…"

Fang Zhe was also forced to promise: "Whether it is a one-to-one restoration or an upgraded version of the prosthesis, I will do it for you."

When Shi Changxuan heard Shang Lushen cry, he almost pulled away, and said vaguely, "Is that still cute?"

The other two couldn't hear, Shi Changxuan solemnly assured: "Cute."

Shang Lushen's cry was a little quieter, and he asked Xie Lingya to make a personal guarantee, then kissed it and touched it.

After Xie Lingya did this, Shang Lu Shencai calmed down temporarily.

At this time, Xie Lingya heard a few howls of beasts, also with a deadly air, and hurriedly said: "Let's go."

They spread the gang sheet and wanted to walk out of the mountain of the secluded capital, but those profound beasts had come to the vicinity in an instant, and they were probably attracted by the previous movement.

"I'll be in the back, you all go first." Xie Lingya was greeting, but saw a few ghosts appearing aside, blocking the mysterious beasts with stiff steps.

These snowy mountain ghosts are not living people, so they don't need to fight back like Xie Lingya and the others to enter the Mountain of Youdu.

Taking a closer look, the first one was Tang Bing who was the first to talk to Xie Lingya and let him deliver the letter. He thought a little more than the other companions, knowing that Xie Lingya and the others were here to save him, he nodded to Xie Lingya and said slowly, "We have us."

He was probably a small leader during his lifetime, and even though the other souls were unconscious, they still obeyed his commands subconsciously. As soon as he raised his hand, the Tang soldiers lined up and waved the Mo Dao, the blade pointed in the direction of the mysterious beast that was about to move.

These were actually the Mo Dao fighters among the Tang soldiers. The Tang army fought against various countries outside the borders, winning more and losing, using its unique weapon, the long-handled Mo Dao, to fight against the enemy, and those who dared to block it were immediately smashed.

Although these Tang soldiers are dead, their souls are still alive, but they still carry the ambition of a thousand years ago. In the face of such a soul, those profound beasts could not help but hesitate.

Xie Lingya no longer hesitated, handed over to them, and took the opportunity to leave the Youdu Mountain with confidence.

Hai Guanchao sat in the tent and sat up on his stomach. From time to time, he stuck his head out to see what was going on outside. He didn't know when Xie Lingya and the others would come back, so he was very anxious.

Tonight, the moonlight is like frost, sprinkled on the top of the snow-capped mountain, even more lonely.

Hai Guanchao sat in a daze for a long time, and suddenly heard a burst of laughter, as thin as a woman, with a somewhat inhuman taste, which made his whole body stand up. He recited the name of Sponge Spirit in his heart, and boldly opened the tent and looked out. He saw a few weasels lying outside, one of them opened his mouth and had a sneer on his face.

Really haunted! Hai Guanchao thought with a stinky face.

I thought that these weasels had all fled, but I don't know when they touched it again and found it here.

Fortunately, Xie Lingya knew that it was important for him to stay here alone, and he arranged the tent very well. After Hai Guanchao knew what it was, his fear dissipated a little.

Do it, just do it, wait for the sponge to come out...

Hai Guanchao was thinking about it, when he saw a group of Tang soldiers walking towards the wind, he even waved the knife and drove the weasels away—or should I say the weasels ran away in fear when they saw them.

It's really terrifying to die.

Seeing that the dead souls couldn't notice him, Hai Guanchao sat back for a while, and suddenly heard a movement, he quickly left the tent, and after looking over, he was stunned.

Fang Zhe had inconvenience in his legs and feet. At this time, he pressed one hand on his chest and hooked the other hand on Xie Lingya's shoulder. He limped out from the gang list and stood firm.

Xie Lingya had taken off his hat, his hair was a little messy, his sweat had frozen several times, and there were two ears on his shoulders, one of which was missing an arm.

There is also Shi Changxuan, except that he is also a little embarrassed, he is holding a chicken in his arms, and his butt is bare.

Hai Guanchao was stunned, this virtue is so miserable!

He quickly reacted and took out the thermos cup: "Drink some hot water, are you injured? Did you succeed?"

"Caught it back. You show Fang Ze, he is on the verge of vomiting blood." Xie Lingya pointed at Fang Ze, sat down on the stone and drank water, he was exhausted from the previous fight.

Hai Guanchao asked Fang Zhe, "What happened to Guo'er?"

Xie Lingya also paused for two seconds before realizing what Hai Guanchao meant. He sighed and said, "Our good comrade Shang Lushen was attacked by a ghost and left his arm permanently on the glacier."

Hai Guanchao twitched the corner of his mouth and said again, "... Pheasant, is he still alive?"

Although the pheasant can't cry, but TOEFL, it is still alive. Although at this moment, its ass is already frozen.

Xie Lingya took a towel and covered it's buttocks. Brother Pheasant had wounds on his wings and buttocks. He had just escaped the danger and let him do what he did. He didn't know if he knew that he had escaped the disaster.

"This is also our hero." Fang Zhe sighed, seeing how tenacious life can be.

Hai Guanchao remembered and turned back to Xie Lingya to save the soul of the dead, and he may be paralyzed again.

It's not because he came here because of him. If he wasn't there, Shi Changxuan wouldn't be able to help him with a single hand. Then, if the three of them notified someone to come to the rescue on the mountain, maybe it would be in the news. The traveler climbed the undeveloped snow mountain and was trapped in the emergency rescue, and then was sprayed with blood by netizens...

The more Hai Guanchao thought about it, the more suffocated he became. He was afraid and said: "Go down early, don't let anything happen again. Those fellow villagers came again just now, but fortunately they were chased away by the soldiers."

Xie Lingya told him that they were in Youdu Mountain just now, and it was Tang Bing who helped them block Youdu's insidious objects. Everyone was a little sighed for a while, but they went down the mountain as soon as dawn, and rushed to the lake before the lake was hungry.

A ray of golden light on the horizon pierced the darkness, and the top of the snow was covered with a layer of golden light.

At this moment, the four of them only rested for a while, hurriedly packed their bags, and went down the mountain with the occasional sound of roosters.

After arriving at the lake and continuing to station at the previous camp, Xie Lingya took the time to rest for two hours, and then discussed with the leading ghost to recruit all the wandering dead souls. eat.

"Food with cold nectar, the taste of Dharma is immeasurable. Qianhe flows seven treasures, what's the matter. By eating this way, you can ascend to the sky and climb to the crape myrtle. The fortune is high and majestic, and the food will be clean." The food is turned into nectar, and then it is turned into a thousand, and it is scattered on the ghosts.

When the originally wooden ghost noticed the food, it was even a little unbelievable.

There are few people here, they are at the bottom of the lake all year round, their relatives are long gone, and they have not tasted the taste of food for thousands of years.

There was a low noise in the group of ghosts, and then these ghosts stretched out their hands, grabbed the nectar sprinkled on them, and ate them in their hands. The nectar that had been blessed with mantras flowed into their cold throats and fed their stomachs.

Merely eating makes these souls ecstatic.

They almost forgot what it was like to "eat". In comparison, ghosts wandering around the world at least managed to get some food during the Mid-Autumn Festival.

It's not good to look at a ghost who froze to death and hadn't eaten in a thousand years, but because of this, the four of them were even more emotional when they saw it. As for Brother Pheasant, it has become numb, and in the face of many dead souls, the round chicken eyes are calm.

The four of them folded some cold clothes with a limited amount of yellow paper and burned them for them. When conditions allow him to go back in the future, he will burn more to keep the numerous frozen ghosts warm.

After dissolving the food, Xie Lingya sighed when he saw that the ghost's face was less numb and more satisfied. He can feed these ghosts who have been wandering the world for thousands of years, but he cannot satisfy their inner desires and make them return to their homeland.

Maybe some regrets, no matter how much he has the ability, he can't save them. These dead souls can only go on the road with thoughts of their homeland.

Xie Lingya already felt something in his heart, so he didn't need to adjust his mood too much. First, he used his heart to call the yin temple warrior, "I'm ready, I'm going to pass the time today, please prepare the warrior to pick up the dead."

The Lux thought that they had already been allocated, nodded beside him, and took out the chains, thinking that only one of them was enough.

The next moment, Xie Lingya held up the Three Treasures Sword in awe, facing the crowded head, feeling in his heart, and said, "The edict of the Supreme Being, surpassing your lonely soul!"

The Three Treasures Sword is a masterpiece of golden light, spreading all the dead souls from near to far, uprooting them from the land of suffering and liberating their souls.

In this short moment, Xie Lingya saw the expressions on their faces that seemed to be both sad and happy, and he also had a feeling in his heart. After taking the sword, he fell down and sat on the ground, his expression still stunned.

The one who was even more startled than him was the yin temple warrior. He saw Xie Lingya slaying all souls with his sword, and he had a feeling of "who am I, where am I, and what happened".

The agreed operation is divided into groups and batches. Who the hell are you, this mage, and why are you all overwhelmed at once!

Xie Lingya thought about it and felt that his mood seemed to have grown again. Seeing that the Lux was still stunned, he said, "Have you not thought about where to cause it?"

Luxuriantly sweating, shaking his head again and again, looked at Xie Lingya with a look of awe, "Fa, Mage Gao Yi, the villain will ask his colleagues to come and start together."

He was polite when he called Master Xie Lingya before, but for the sake of lifting the seal of the City God, now he is completely convinced.

The emissaries gathered, pulling these dead souls stranded here to the underworld.

From the corner of Xie Lingya's eyes, he caught a glimpse of something flashing past. He turned his head to look, and a small shadow passed by in the dark night, dragging a long tail.

weasel

Xie Lingya stared at the weasel's figure, with a faint feeling in his heart. This weasel saw that he used the Three Treasures Sword to save the souls of the dead, and I am afraid it will not harass him again.

Shi Changxuan carried Xie Lingya into the tent to rest. He was a little more cultivated than before, so he wouldn't be completely paralyzed, but he was barely able to walk at the end.

Shi Changxuan sat, and Xie Lingya leaned on his chest, struggling to lift his chin to eat the chocolate bar he fed to his mouth, giving birth to the feeling of being disabled.

Although Xie Lingya is not disabled, since he was a part-time half-immortal, he has experienced it from time to time, which is a kind of training for his will.

"Little cutie, I'm with you, and I can't move." Xie Lingya hasn't forgotten to comfort Shang Lushen.

In less than a day, Shang Lushen has fully recovered his vitality.

Xie Lingya felt that the main thing was that he and Shi Changxuan gave food to excess, which was another merit. Shang Lushen and Liu Lingtong were very happy.

Shang Lu Shen shouted: "Hold me over, I want to kiss Xie Lingya! How weak!"

Shi Changxuan held Xie Lingya's face and kissed him on the cheek.

Shang Lushen: "..."

Shi Changxuan kissed from his cheek to his lips, holding Xie Lingya's lower lip, and the two kissed silently for a while.

Shang Lushen was dying of anger, "It's too much."

"I'm crippled."

"Is Shi Changxuan's respect for less than twenty-four hours?"

Xie Lingya laughed lowly, and tilted his head to kiss Lu Shen, and Shi Changxuan, and whispered, "One of you is cute and the other is cute, okay?"

Shi Changxuan touched Xie Lingya's face, smiled a little, and said nothing.

Shang Lushen said shyly: "Although I am small, I am much cuter."

"Then are you going to change your name to Lovely Duo?" Xie Lingya was finishing speaking when he suddenly heard a coughing noise next door, he couldn't help but shut his mouth and listened to the movement.

He thought Fang Zhe and Hai Guanchao had already rested, why haven't they slept yet

Shi Changxuan looked left and right, pointing to the tent to signal him to look at the shadow.

Xie Lingya was stunned, he turned on the light here, and it was quite bright. The guy next door wouldn't have seen the shadow of their kiss just now.

In order to make it easier for everyone to accept Xie Lingya, it seems that there is no ground for it, even if they don't believe it, but if things go on like this, they won't be too surprised in the future.

So at this moment, Xie Lingya was not particularly panicked, just thoughtful.

However, there was no sound from the next door, Xie Lingya suspected that he had made a mistake again, but it was just a coincidence.

Fang Zhe next door couldn't sleep for a long time. He saw the strange shadow in the tent next to him, so he let the sea watch the tide.

Hai Guanchao taught him, isn't this a dislocation, such a small tent, Shi Changxuan still has to take care of Xie Lingya, what's strange about the overlapping figures.

Although Hai Guanchao himself has ridiculed them before, but at this moment, he is the most honest: "When is this, and still in the mood to make fun of people's 'good friends'?"

FangZhe: "…"

He closed his eyes gloomily, okay okay.

Because of the physical condition of Xie Lingya and Fang Zhe, they arrived at the foot of the mountain after a day's delay. Xie Lingya was almost always carried by Shi Changxuan on the first day. Hai Guanchao also praised that this is a real man. The man didn't say a word.

When he got downstairs, Xie Lingya saw the boss of the training staff he contacted. He squatted at the foot of the mountain to smoke, and he was relieved to see them. "I'll come and see from time to time these two days to make sure you guys are all right... Are you injured?"

Although Xie Lingya didn't ask him to do this, he also thought about these people who went to the snow-capped mountains for the first time. He vaguely knew that these people went up the mountain not just like ordinary mountaineering enthusiasts, but for other purposes. Seeing them injured, he only felt that way.

What surprised him even more was the fact that these guys took the cock down with their own injuries—though not unscathed, with no butt hair!

"It's no big deal." Xie Lingya was able to walk a few steps by himself at this time. Fortunately, the other party drove up, took the car and went straight to the hotel. After a day's rest, he left Kunlun and went to the airport.

Before leaving, the owner of the hotel urged Xie Lingya and the others to sell the chicken to him, saying that the chicken suddenly followed up the mountain and stayed for a few days without dying.

Xie Lingya refused, sold it to a hotel, and then, after planting it, it might be short of vegetables one day, so he slaughtered it. Not to mention knowing that there are weasel haunts here.

Xie Lingya looked at the scarred pheasant and rhubarb, and made a decision, he would bring these two chickens, a fighting hero chicken and a hero backup chicken, back to Tuyang!

Only in this way can they be guaranteed a complete and worry-free life.

Although it took time to help with the procedures for the consignment of living things, everyone else agreed that Brother Pheasant saved everyone's life, so it's no exaggeration to take it back to take care of it!

So Xie Lingya checked the two chickens and followed their flight back to Diyang.

After landing at the airport, Xie Lingya took the document to pick up the chickens, which said "two male yellow chickens". The airport staff looked strange and brought the air cage to him. I really don’t know what’s so special about these two. My little brother has been transported back by air from thousands of miles away. Air freight and upfront handling fees alone are enough to buy a lot of chickens.

When Xie Lingya saw it, Da Huang was screaming in the cage uneasy, while Brother Pheasant was calm and squatted in the corner. It seems that after the battle of Snow Mountain, Brother Pheasant has also sublimated, and his mood is no longer the same as that of his companions.

This trip has been out for nearly half a month, and the four of them returned to Baoyang Temple again, carrying large and small bags, and Shi Changxuan also carrying an air cage with two chickens.

When the people waiting in the temple saw them, they quickly picked up the things and crowded them into the backyard, "It's hard work, hard work."

Xie Lingya asked Shi Changxuan to hand over the cage to Zhang Daoting and said, "Daoting, find some rice to feed."

Zhang Daoting looked at the two chickens and said earnestly, "Mr. Xie, don't kill, don't hear, don't kill for yourself. If you want to make soup to replenish your body, you should send it to the restaurant next to you to do it."

Xie Lingya: "...You think too much. This chicken is our savior. I specially airlifted it back from Kunlun, and I will provide them with love in the future."

Zhang Daoting: "??"

Xie Lingya was only free now, so he sat down and told them about the experience on the snowy mountains, especially the two sessions of the weasel's revenge and the sleepover by the lake, which made people terrified and understood why they brought the chicken back.

"I just said that this chicken's butt is bald." A small amount of affection touched the chicken's butt, "Look at this chicken, it seems to be able to soar at any time, full of peace."

I don't know if it's a psychological effect, but it does mean that.

Zhang Daoting put the pheasants and rhubarb in the yard, so he blocked the vegetable field with bamboo poles and ropes to prevent the chickens from running in and pecking the vegetables. It's too much, but it's not bad to mess around.

Other than that, it is the matter of Shang Lushen.

Under Xie Lingya's entrustment, Fang Zhe devoted himself to research, made a prosthetic limb with spherical joints out of locust wood, and gave it to Shang Lu Shen.

Putting on clothes outside, it looks seamless, but there is a slight color difference between the two hands, after all, they are made of different materials. Shang Lushen reluctantly accepted it, knowing that no matter how clever the hands of the descendants of the "Luban Book", they could not be exactly the same.

In order to integrate Shang Lushen with "prosthetic limbs", Shi Changxuan recited mantras every day, and put Shang Lushen on his pillow at night to communicate spiritual thoughts.

Seven days later, Xie Lingya woke up from a dream and felt a strange touch on his face. He turned his head and saw that Shang Lushen's prosthetic arm, which was originally at his hand, somehow lifted up and poked at the corner of his lips.

- This newly installed hand has joints, so it can be in any position.

Xie Lingya hadn't woken up yet, staring at the ceiling and thinking in a daze, is this what Shi Changxuan played with at night? Our senior brother is so playful