"The turbidity is not filthy, and death is not the same as life. I rub my palms and eyes three times, the blue dragon is on my left, the white tiger is on my right, the vermillion bird is in front of me, and the basalt is behind me. God forbids the water to remove dirt, as hastily as a decree!"
FangZhe rubbed his eyes with his palms while chanting a spell. There must be some filth that blinded his eyes and he would see this scene!
This must be an illusion created by the dirty thing based on his previous misunderstanding! Weasel, is the weasel coming back with you!
FangZhe lowered his head and started looking for the weasel.
It wasn't until Xie Lingya struggled to close the door after seeing him that Fang Zhe thought desperately:
This is not an illusion, holding Yangguan can't get in dirty things...
Xie Lingya was in a state of being half awake and half intoxicated. On the one hand, he was dizzy because of drinking too much, and on the other hand, he knew that Ouch seemed to be broken.
He closed the door and sat on the ground leaning against the door, thinking it was wrong, he had already seen it, what's the use of closing the door again, so he struggled to open the door again and said, "Do you want to come in?"
FangZhe: "…"
He still stayed.
Shi Changxuan called out to Xie Lingya, and Xie Lingya only thought, he really can't talk today, he was too dizzy, so he shook his head and changed his mind again: "Better don't come in, you go back to sleep first, and I'll talk to you tomorrow. ."
Fang Zhe walked back in despair and heard the sound of Xie Lingya closing the door, as well as the sound of him slamming back into the bed, and realized that the two of them didn't want to avoid suspicion after they were discovered, and continued to sleep together...
…
In the morning, when Xie Lingya woke up, he found that he had fallen asleep. He pulled his hand from Shi Changxuan's chest, sat up and wiped his face. He quickly flashed through his mind what happened before he went to bed last night.
"...Hey," Xie Lingya pushed Shi Changxuan, "Did we let Fang Zhe run into each other last night?"
Shi Changxuan opened his eyes, "Hmm."
Xie Lingya: "…"
He was speechless. It was a mistake to drink, and he came out unexpectedly. He wanted to continue to pave the way. Last night, my brain was like a paste. I knew something was wrong but I couldn't react too much. Now I don't have that emotion anymore if I want to "fuck".
Xie Lingya still remembered that he wanted to chat with Fang Zhe, so he got up and went to wash up.
Liu Lingtong said pitifully: "I wanted to remind the master yesterday..."
Xie Lingya thought about it carefully, and vaguely remembered that Liu Lingtong called him at that time, but he was drunk and didn't care at all, "It's okay, it's not your fault, Fang Zhe is so old, some truths should be told to him."
When Xie Lingya went to find Fang Zhe, Fang Zhe was absent-mindedly drinking the tonic from Hai Guanchao Boil.
Hai Guanchao is still strange, why Fang Zhe is about to vomit blood without howling this time.
Seeing Xie Lingya, Fang Ze almost choked, but Hai Guanchao steadied the bowl, "Don't spill it! It's very expensive!"
"Cough cough..." FangZhe coughed a few times and hurriedly drank the rest of the medicine, "I, let's chat privately."
Xie Lingya thought about it: "No need, since Dr. Hai is also here, let's talk about it together."
They are all from the same unit, so it’s not easy to talk to one or the other. If Hai Guanchao is not there, that’s fine. I’ll know what’s going on when I think about it later.
Moreover, Xie Lingya has never come out of the closet, and he has never even talked about love. He just thinks that it seems a bit silly to call everyone together, so if you catch up with them, let's tell them first.
Hai Guanchao nodded, didn't care what he was going to say, pointed to the bowl and said, "You have another sip and drink it up."
Fang Zhe was so anxious that he grabbed the medicine bowl and drank it up in one breath, then stuffed it back to Hai Guanchao.
Xie Lingya: "Hey, what you see is actually the truth. Not long ago, Shi Changxuan and I were together when we went to the provincial capital."
FangZhe: "…"
Hai Guanchao: "Aren't you two together all the time, you are inseparable wherever you go."
Xie Lingya: "I'm talking about love."
The bowl in Hai Guanchao's hand smashed to the ground and broke into eight pieces, "???"
Xie Lingya pretended to be calm and experienced, "What are you surprised, haven't we been paving the way for you all this time so that you can be mentally prepared?"
Hai Guanchao almost vomited blood, took a teacup and poured himself a cup of tonic and drank it up, "… You, are you kidding?"
He also wanted to guess that Xie Lingya was running the train with his mouth full again, but looking at Fang Zhe's expression, he knew something was wrong, I'm afraid it was true.
But what did this guy say, did he set the stage for everyone some time ago? Just that gibberish? !
Hai Guanchao is the most unacceptable. He ridiculed the most vigorously because he did not believe it the most. He felt that Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan were close comrades from head to toe. This turn was too sudden.
Fang Zhe also said weakly, "Why..."
He looked straight at Xie Lingya. He played with Xie Lingya when he was a child. He still remembered that Xie Lingya was very fond of little girls at that time, and he didn't show that he didn't like girls at all.
However, both Fang Zhe and Hai Guanchao are well-informed and have no opinion on the sexual orientation of others, especially Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan. They were just surprised that their judgment was wrong. They didn't know how these two people developed under everyone's eyes. They were too shocked.
"If you talk about this kind of thing, you have to blame me for showing love, not how single people understand it." Xie Lingya said in annoyance, "Otherwise, you will be regarded as good people and obliged to be with another good person, so as to be better. Let's do more miracles."
Fang Zhe & Shi Changxuan: "..."
Xie Lingya said casually: "If you still can't figure it out, you can talk to others and communicate. It's okay to have a small amount. He's too straight-minded. I'll tell him later."
FangZhe: "…"
"I won't say it, you have to say it yourself, you can be lazy when you come out of the closet?" Hai Guanchao looked a little dazed, poured another cup of tonic and drank it to suppress his shock. He couldn't imagine that he was pulling a small amount or Zhang Daoting "you two brothers are a pair, let's talk", he would probably be said to spread rumors.
Xie Lingya didn't expect to be seen through by him. He really didn't want to make a big deal of saying that he was in love with his senior brothers one by one.
When Xie Lingya turned around and walked away, he met Zhang Daoting coming over. He greeted Xie Lingya and saw Fang Ze and Hai Guanchao looking dumbfounded, and asked, "What's the matter, what did Teacher Xie say?"
FangZhe and Hai Guanchao showed a look of hesitant to speak...
…
There are not many people holding Yangguan, but at this rate of spread of news, it is estimated that it will take some time for everyone to know. Xie Lingya had to think about how to tell his uncle and father about this.
Shi Changxuan had nothing to worry about. His parents were both Taoist priests. Although they were Huoju Taoist priests, they would not be as enthusiastic about having children as ordinary people. Based on his understanding of his parents, although there is no precedent in his family, it is not difficult to communicate.
"To be honest, it was because of Fang Zhe that pushed us forward a little bit. I didn't plan to tell my family now." Xie Lingya sat in front of the clinic's counter and said to Hai Guanchao.
Haiguanchao: "… "
Xie Lingya: "Yesterday we hooked up on each other's shoulders. Liu Bohe saw it and said that we have a really good relationship. I just wanted to take advantage of the situation and tell him that he left. It's a pity."
Haiguanchao: "… "
Hai Guanchao collapsed and said: "Can you spare us, this is all Fang Zhe's fault, it was Fang Zhe who broke the relationship between the two of you, why did you take me with you! If you don't understand, just go online and ask for help. I said what's the use?"
FangZhe: "…"
Just because they are the only people in the Taoist temple who know about the adultery of these two people, will Xie Lingya use it as a consultation hotline? God knows neither of them have ever come out of the closet.
Xie Lingya: "Master, can't you show the spirit of helping others?"
"Don't call me Master, you are my Master, okay?" Hai Guanchao complained, "I think you frightened the two of us that day to be very fluent!"
Although he finally got his wish and heard Xie Lingya calling out to the master - renting from Shi Changxuan, Xie Lingya still can't escape this generation, but he really has no joy in his heart...
"That's because Fang Zhe has already bumped into the scene. How to say it is not to say." Xie Lingya explained, "I also take care of everyone's ability to accept."
Hai Guanchao wanted to sneer.
At this time, the door was pushed open, and a middle-aged man hurried in and said to Hai Guanchao, "Are you Doctor Hai? I want to invite you to see a patient!"
Hai Guanchao is now well-known in Tuyang City. When he saw this man sweating profusely, he was afraid that the patient was in critical condition, so he stood up and said, "What's the situation, where is the patient?"
"There's something wrong with my brother's brain!" the man said, "The doctor at the hospital said that he would be hospitalized, and he would take tranquilizers when he became mad, but he's a good person, but he fell ill just after going out. I'm really not reconciled. I heard that you are very good at treating intractable diseases, so I brought it here to have a look. I am in the car now."
"Not every mental illness can be cured by me. I can only check the pulse first. If it doesn't work, sending it to the hospital is the best choice." Hai Guanchao said solemnly, "Mental illness is different from other illnesses. If you get up, you will hurt yourself, your family members, and innocent passers-by. The best way is to send it to the hospital to be guarded and treated by professionals."
The man said angrily: "...Yes, my parents were pushed and fell by him, and they couldn't come out together. You are my last hope, alas."
"Then Lingya, come with me to prevent the patient from breaking out at any time." Hai Guanchao knew by looking at the man's physique that as long as his brother wasn't congenitally deficient, his physique wouldn't be too bad, so be cautious.
Xie Lingya went out with him and went out to the car at the entrance of the alley. When the man opened the door, he saw a man who looked very much like him staring at the front seat. The man greeted his brother to come out, and his brother rushed out. .
Fortunately, everyone was well prepared and rushed to the clinic.
The man introduced himself as Liang Yao, and his younger brother's name was Liang Guang. Both of them worked in a garage. Not to mention being very strong, they were still a little strong. Especially when Liang Guang was sick, it was enough for three adult men to press him.
After dragging the person to the clinic, Liang Guang suddenly burst into tears and laughs. The combination of the two expressions was very strange, and he began to sing again, holding the orchid finger in his hand, "In the spring, the flowers of acacia magnolias are beautiful, and the buds of all kinds of herbs are fresh everywhere. , Liu Ruyan, my husband is a guest outside, dressing up and lazily..."
He twitched as he sang and brushed his fingers across his temples, as if he was stroking his nonexistent long hair—both brothers had extremely short haircuts.
His voice was pinched even more thinly, giving everyone goosebumps when they heard it.
Hai Guanchao asked: "He... has been like this?"
Liang Yao said dumbly: "Yeah, sometimes he grabs me and beats me, and sometimes sings like this, it's not the same every time."
Hai Guanchao suddenly said, "Are you locals?"
Liang Yao nodded, "Yes, my grandfather came from Quenan at that time."
It was also a relocation in the province. Hai Guanchao touched the hair on his body and saw that Liang Yao didn't think something was wrong, so he couldn't hold back and said: "You shouldn't have heard him sing this song before, right? , the little songs he sings are obviously from the Wushan area, and the accent also has certain Wushan characteristics..."
Liang Yao was startled, "Doctor, what do you mean?"
Hai Guanchao pointed at him and said, "Don't you really think that he looks like a woman in every move? Your brother used to be like this too?"
"It's not like that, but, there's something wrong with his brain." Liang Yao still resisted Hai Guanchao trying to guide him.
Hai Guanchao sighed: "If there is another problem, it is impossible to even change the accent. How did your brother become like this?"
Liang Yao said in confusion: "I thought that I learned it from watching TV, and now my potential has been stimulated." He said a scientific reason in his imagination, "Also, he also learned other accents."
Xie Lingya and Fang Zhe almost spat on the side, they both felt that it was not good, "You better talk about what went wrong first!"
Liang Yao hurriedly said: "I was not there that day. It is said that my brother and his girlfriend went up the mountain for a picnic. He didn't want to take a detour when he went to pick up firewood. In addition, he probably wanted to save face in front of his girlfriend, so he jumped from the grave one by one..."
Three people: "… "
"I jumped two or three times, and then my foot slipped and I fell off. That's it when I came back, and my girlfriend broke up." Liang Yao said dryly, "Doctor Hai, isn't this because the nerves in the head are connected wrong."
At this time, Liang Guang didn't sing the song, he took a breath and started to sing again, this time with a different accent, "The Qing Dynasty unified the peace, if the girl tonight misses her husband, Mommy, you are so confused..."
Hai Guanchao pointed at him and said, "Mr. Liang, do you really think this is simply a broken head?"
Liang Yao really felt this way, and he collapsed when he was asked, "Doctor Hai, what the hell are you talking about? Could it be that you're a sinner?"
As soon as he said it, he was silent. I just feel as if I have had such an idea early on, but I just don't dare to think about it.
"You're a doctor..." Liang Yao still muttered without thinking.
"Then look for him, he's a Taoist priest." Hai Guanchao pointed at Xie Lingya, "He came from Baoyangguan in front."
Liang Yao: "..."
Xie Lingya: "..." I'm not!
Liang Yao had no choice but to ask, "Then find this man, can you be cured?"
Hai Guanchao said: "If you want, just try it. No one dares to say 100%, but there is hope."
Liang Yao thought about what happened to his younger brother these days. If he didn't try, would he really be sent to a sanatorium. He has seen the situation there, and there is no single room in the place that their family can afford, and he doesn't know when it will look good.
Liang Yao hesitated: "How to try?"
"If you really want to try, then I can guarantee that there won't be any radical means." Xie Lingya asked his opinion first, and after getting a positive answer, he rolled up his sleeves, "Come on, Master, protect the Dharma for me. ."
Hai Guanchao quietly rolled his eyes.
…
Liang Guang's symptoms were obviously Zhongxie, or the upper body of a ghost, who was possessed by a ghost. And unlike ordinary Zhongxie, he seems to have provoked more than one ghost.
"Let's talk? I know you can hear it." Xie Lingya looked at Liang Guang and said.
Liang Guang caressed his cheek like no one else was beside him, ignoring Xie Lingya.
This is normal. Many ghosts are somewhat surly. This is especially the case for those who will retaliate, and they will not be very polite when facing humans.
"Okay, let's talk in another way." Xie Lingya took into account Liang Yao's ability to accept, and used Zhu Youshu to solve it. , but there are many examples to refer to.
It happened that Liang Guang was having a seizure right now, and Xie Lingya called out Hai Guanchao and Fang Zhe, "Master, you and Fang Zhe will press the ghost gate and ghost market on the left, and Liang Yao and I will press the right."
Liang Yao showed an expression of wanting to cry or not. Xie Lingya saw speechless and said, "Can I put it another way? Press the Daling cave and Chengliu cave."
In order to comfort his family, Hai Guanchao and Fang Zhe held down Liang Guang's palm center and under the mouth, and explained to him that these two acupuncture points are called ghost gate and ghost market in traditional Chinese medicine, because the ancients believed that Mental illness is caused by ghosts and gods, and some acupuncture points have been summed up, which can calm the patient or be beneficial to the patient.
Zhu Youshu was originally connected with medical skills. Ancient witch doctors were one. In their concept, holding down the ghost gates and ghost markets was to control the ghosts on the evil ones, so that they could not make trouble or escape.
At this time, Liang Guang's face was in pain, and his body began to sweat, and his clothes were soaked in an instant, but his body could not twist, and he usually started to swear at people, and he was very dirty.
Xie Lingya turned a deaf ear, freeing up one hand to stab Liang Guang's shoulders into the well with a silver needle from Hai Guanchao. The speed was very fast. Liang Guang's mouth suddenly changed to a scream, and he begged Liang Yao, saying that he was in great pain, let his brother Free yourself.
Liang Yao seemed to be moved, "My brother knows me, okay?"
"No, you must not move." Xie Lingya warned him, "It's not your brother who is begging for mercy, let them succeed now if you let them go, maybe run away or hide, and go back and find your brother, it will be troublesome."
If he just drives away the ghost, he can use the spirit official art or press the mountain source, but now it should be Liang Guang who offended the ghost, so it is not suitable for such a simple treatment.
Liang Yao was stunned, and his hands that were a little loose were tightened again. It was mainly Hai Guanchao who explained to him that there was a saying in traditional Chinese medicine about the place they pressed, and there would be no accident. It was Xie Lingya's needle that caused him a little psychological shadow.
Xie Lingya stabbed Liang Guang and yelled again and again. After begging for mercy for Liang Yao was useless, he changed his voice to begging for mercy, "Don't, don't stab me, and have something to say!"
"Don't sing anymore?" Xie Lingya sounded like she was really begging for mercy, she still pressed the door of hell with one hand, and recorded it with her mobile phone with the other hand: "Then report your name first, then the correct posture to speak well."
Liang Guang hummed and said, "Can we relax first?"
"You speak first." Xie Lingya was unmoved.
Liang Guang reported his name, and Xie Lingya used his mobile phone to record his name, place of origin, and why he possessed himself.
In the end, Xie Lingya counted, and Liang Guang reported eighteen identities!
Liang Yao's eyes darkened when he heard it, there really was a ghost living on his brother, not even one or two...
Xie Lingya took a breath: "You are renting Liang Guang as a group?"
Hai Guanchao said with pity: "No, you will come to rectify it."
Xie Lingya: "…"
Moreover, according to the information reported by Liang Guang, most of these ghosts are from Wushan and Sushan provinces. Xie Lingya was about to say that Liang Guang climbed a local mountain, why so many ghosts from other places suddenly remembered something and said: "I remember When I was a child, my uncle said that there was a time when Wushan and Sushan were hit by disasters, and the victims moved to other places, and one of the resettlement places was Tuyang. But that was decades ago."
These dead souls attached to Liang Guang are the victims of the disaster. No wonder they can sing the ditty of the two places.
Liang Guang said awkwardly again: "This kid stepped on our heads several times, how can we bear it, and come up to take revenge, otherwise it will be a ghost, you say, is this also wrong?"
"That's right." Xie Lingya said calmly.
Liang Yao was anxious, "Daoist, how do you say this? My brother really didn't do it on purpose!"
Xie Lingya said sternly: "So now there is an opportunity for everyone to sit down and talk about compensation. What do you need your family members and Liang Guang to do to calm down?"
"I want gold and silver jewelry!"
"I want to be reincarnated!"
"I want Liang Guang to go and rest my tomb!"
"… "
Xie Lingya quickly pressed one hand and recorded their request.
At this moment, "Liang Guang" choked his throat and said, "I, I want a little guy."
Xie Lingya didn't look up: "I will burn the virgin boys and girls tied with paper for you."
"No," Liang Guang's neck stretched out, and the ghost attached to him showed an urgent look, "I want that kid on your shoulder, my son was so big when I died, bring it to me as a companion."
Liu Lingtong: ! !
Xie Lingya's movements stagnated for a while, and said speechlessly: "You want your son to find him himself, what substitute are you looking for!"
The other party said confidently: "I also thought, at first I was looking forward to my son's wellbeing, but I haven't come to reunite with me for a long time, and I haven't come to visit the grave these years, I can't see it, and I can't leave the cemetery... Good guy, I'm eighty-nine years old this year, and my body is pretty tough, I can't wait!"
Everyone: "… "
The other party kept chattering: "It's just down, I don't necessarily recognize the little old man. I still like the way he looked when he was a child, and he's unlikely to entertain his relatives in colorful clothes..."
Xie Lingya's head hurt, "Don't say it, don't say it, tell you, it's impossible. I'm a middleman, I'm not asking you to ask me for something, even if Liang Guang wants to buy it, I won't sell it."
The ghost paused for a moment, and then said sarcastically, "I want it."
Hai Guanchao showed an expression he couldn't bear to look directly at. He probably knew that this guy was testing the bottom line of human beings, but without him knowing, he was actually hovering on the edge of courting death.
"You, you..." Liu Lingtong stuttered a little with anger, and said, "If you want to, you have to fight that big guy in the east first!"
Talking between the ghost and the ear-reporting god, naturally there is no need to get too close to Liu Lingtong's body. The ghost was stunned when he heard it, and said confusedly: "What big guy?"