Part-Time Taoist Priest

Chapter 86: Fake relationship

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The big guy on the east side

In Xie Lingya's mind, the big man of over two meters of the Eastern Ghost King immediately appeared, and he immediately smiled implicitly, expressing his approval.

- That's the reason. If he wants to cut his ears to repay the gods, he won't talk about this level, should he still have a first come, first come, and try to compete with the Eastern Ghost King first.

"It's a guy who really wants to keep it. I advise you not to know who it is." Xie Lingya advised.

The others were confused. Hai Guanchao and Fang Zhe could still guess that it was because of the gods. Liang Yao asked in confusion, "What, who is it? Why did you suddenly mention something big?"

"It's nothing." Xie Lingya said, "I'll burn the right paper for you, as long as you want, you can't pull it down."

"Pull it down, I won't leave!" After that, Liang Guang's expression relaxed, and the ghost just ignored them.

Xie Lingya: "The bones are so hard?"

When there were no patients, Fang Zhe often sat in the clinic to draw talismans, study Luban techniques, etc. Xie Lingya found a piece of fire paper, folded it a few times and folded it into a tablet, and wrote the name of the Eastern Ghost King on it, "Then I will take this Burned?"

After seeing "Liang Guang", his whole body trembled, "This, this..."

Little ghosts are afraid of big ghosts. Ordinary ghosts don't dare to offend when they see the words "Jian'er" written on the door, let alone one of the four ghost kings.

After the complexion changed several times, the other party softly said: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I think the paper is not bad, but can I find a better quality..."

I said before that things made of paper will not be particularly strong when they reach the ground. In ancient times, the rich nobles buried real guys with them. Ordinary people used paper to make them, so family members have to burn new ones every year.

This paper maid, little boy, beautiful woman, handsome guy will not be beautiful for a long time. If the quality and craftsmanship are good, it can last a little longer.

"It's good that you said that earlier. Okay, I'll record it for you." Xie Lingya put the tablet down and continued to record. If he wanted to come to the Eastern Ghost King, he would be notified as soon as his mind moved.

"Liang Guang" didn't expect that this little wooden person was still related to the Eastern Ghost King. He didn't doubt that they dared to talk nonsense.

Liu Lingtong: "..."

Although there was no sound in his ears, Xie Lingya seemed to feel that Liu Lingtong was about to suffocate. It did not come out with the Eastern Ghost King to receive blessings...

"What nonsense, he got his wish, what should I do?" Xie Lingya snapped back.

Then, Xie Lingya wrote down all the demands, and some of them, like the ghost who wanted Liu Lingtong, made excessive demands, and Xie Lingya negotiated a range acceptable to both parties.

Liang Yao was completely stunned, this picture was a little different from what he imagined. When Xie Lingya said that he wanted to exorcise evil spirits, he didn't expect the atmosphere to be so lively... The two sides bargained, and it was very fireworks, and he was not so afraid anymore.

The ghosts don't seem to be so difficult to deal with. They ask for a lot of money, and if they don't give them one bite, they will ask for their lives. Xie Lingya just sits on the ground and pays back the money.

The last statistical requirement, Xie Lingya asked Liang Yao to prepare according to the list. If you want to eat, you will buy a banquet according to the taste of their hometown. If you want money, you will buy some paper ingots and paper money. And if you want to live and servants, it is also a house and a person.

Liang Yao pointed to one of them and asked, "Master, I want a husky, where can I get it."

Xie Lingya said: "Don't worry, there are all kinds of things to be pierced these days. The huskies are not the same as the color of the coat. If you go to ask them, there must be someone who can paint them."

Liang Yao nodded, "Then what should I do after I finish the arrangement? Will I come to you again?"

Xie Lingya thought for a while and said, "You can come to me. If you are busy and don't have time, then I will write a talisman for you now. You can burn the talisman when you are done. This business must be done quickly, so many ghosts are on your brother. Group rent is very harmful to the body.”

Liang Yao hurriedly shook his head: "I'm still here to show you, so as not to make mistakes."

Because of the discussion with Xie Lingya, those ghosts stopped messing with Liang Guang for the time being. Liang Yao helped his younger brother back, and all the necessary things were arranged and burned as needed. After finishing things, I will come back to Xie Lingya, Xie Lingya took a look at what he had prepared.

"Hey, where's the husky?" Xie Lingya still remembered a husky.

Liang Yao said: "I really can't find anyone who can draw huskies. The only one who can draw them has gone out of town. I remembered that you were bargaining with them, so I consulted with that person, burned a teddy for him, and persuaded him. For a long time, the husky was naughty and tired, and then he agreed..."

Xie Lingya: "…"

Liang Yao looked at Xie Lingya's face and hurriedly asked, "Why, isn't this bad?"

"At the beginning, we agreed that it was Husky. You persuaded him to change it. After chatting that day, I think these ghosts are a little bit sloppy. If he doesn't like Teddy in the future, he will be killed by Teddy every day. What should I do with you after sales? Xie Lingya said, "But since that's the case, I'll make an extra document today to prove that the two sides have settled."

Only then did Liang Yao think that there was such a possibility, and what he said in his heart was, who knows what kind of dog this person likes, give him a husky, and he wants to make trouble... Fortunately, the master said that it can be repaired, and he nodded quickly.

On the contrary, the ghost on Liang Guang was a little reluctant, and it took a long time for him to agree.

Xie Lingya used peach wood to write the credentials, to the effect of asking the land and mountain gods here to prove that a certain ghost and a certain person have negotiated amicably and agreed that a certain person will burn the following items to a certain ghost. personal.

With such a document, this transaction was reported to the local gods and protected by them. If these ghosts want to find faults in the future, they must also weigh them.

"It's too formal!" Liang Yao felt particularly secure.

After the two parties signed the contract and burned, Liang Guang fainted. Xie Lingya was already prepared, and the person who supported him next to him made him lie down.

Haiguanchao had already prepared medicinal materials to eliminate foulness, boiled it into water and rubbed Liang Guang's body.

These ghosts on Tian Liangguang's body are almost always day and night, taking turns to be demons. Eighteen ghosts, one only came out for an hour, and it will take eighteen hours, so Liang Guang has lost a lot of weight. Not to mention the old parents in his family who were directly injured by him and are now lying at home.

After a while, Liang Guang opened his eyes, his voice was hoarse, looked at his brother, and said confusedly, "What's wrong with me..."

He was completely weak, and he was very uncomfortable, and he couldn't tell exactly what was uncomfortable, only that he was very uncomfortable. This is the sequelae of Zhongxie, and it will take at least two or three days to heal after rubbing the body.

"Who are you?" Liang Guang didn't know Xie Lingya when he saw it.

Liang Yao saw with his own eyes that he used different voices to bargain with Xie Lingya, and he was convinced, but now he said with confidence: "Brother, these masters and doctors saved you! Don't you remember? You went up the mountain while you were there. People trampled on graves, and something happened."

Liang Guang's face changed suddenly, and his expression was a little flinching. He remembered it, he seemed to be drowsy for a long time, and he couldn't move under the pressure of many things, as if he was trampling on him.

Liang Yao may not know, but Liang Guang himself can detect it, and immediately thinks that his accident has something to do with the trampling of the grave at that time.

Liang Yao introduced the identities of Xie Lingya and Hai Guanchao to him again, Liang Guang quickly struggled to get up and thanked him.

"No need, you just need to pay more attention in the future, and show some respect to the deceased, otherwise you may not have such good luck next time." Xie Lingya only persuaded a few words, hoping that Liang Guang will pay more attention in the future.

Liang Guang suddenly felt ashamed, this time he had a deep understanding of what it means to not die without dying.

"I know, I'll never..." Liang Guang knew that it was useless to talk, but to Liang Yao's relief, after this incident, his younger brother not only knew to respect the deceased, but The whole person has calmed down a lot, and won't be more hands-on, I don't know if it's a blessing in disguise.

After the incident, Liang Yao took out three red envelopes to Xie Lingya, Hai Guanchao and Fang Zhe, whoever saw it had a share. Xie Lingya did not refuse, but took the red envelope and stuffed it into the table for confiscating.

Hai Guanchao asked him, "How much do you even take out to see?"

"I know how much it is," Xie Lingya said nonchalantly. "You can tell when you first touch it. The difference is not more than two hundred. We have learned from the professional basic course teacher, and the amount is the same when we weigh it, as long as it is not counterfeit."

"Mr. Xie is fine, you can show it to me." Hai Guanchao became interested and had to watch Xie Lingya weigh the banknotes.

"I'm nothing, I'm not specializing in this, my accounting classmates are even more exaggerated." Xie Lingya was playing with them when Zhang Daoting called.

Xie Lingya connected and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Senior brother, it's such a person, someone wants to be attached to our old statue of a spiritual official." Zhang Daoting whispered.

As soon as he heard this title, Xie Lingya knew that there was probably an outsider beside him, and was a little stunned for a while, "Which one?"

Zhang Daoting said: "The biggest one..."

Baoyang Temple now has a few small statues for the believers to form a bond with. There are not many statues, and they are all offered when they meet. Xie Lingya thought that they were talking about those at first, but Zhang Daoting was sure that it was the biggest one, which was the previous one. It was placed in the Hall of Lingguan.

Speaking of which, Xie Lingya asked the patriarch what he meant when he changed the golden body, and finally put the old statue in the room where Shi Changxuan lived, but there was no good place to go. At that time, I was still laughing. Other temples and temples also made new statues by themselves. Ordinary people would not provide such large ones, and they rarely provided for Wang Lingguan.

Now, there are people who really want to be attached to that statue.

Could it be that the ancestors foresaw today by not letting them lose their old clothes

"I'll come over right away." Xie Lingya's spirit was lifted, it was about the ancestors, no trivial matter, hurry over.

Zhang Daoting was receiving a guest in a suit and leather shoes in the house. He took a sip of tea and said with a smile, "The water quality of Baoyangjing is sweet, so it is very suitable for making tea."

Zhang Daoting didn't understand tea either, so he nodded with a smirk. At this time, seeing Xie Lingya coming in, he breathed a sigh of relief, "Senior brother is here."

Xie Lingya took a few steps forward and shook hands with this man, "Hello, I'm Xie Lingya, may I ask your surname?"

"Your surname is Qu, Qu Ming." He smiled and said, "I've heard the name for a long time, Mr. Xie."

Xie Lingya smiled without saying a word. There was something strange in his heart. The first impression this person gave him was that he was a little hypocritical, and his smile didn't even reach his eyes.

To put it a bit shameless, Xie Lingya has also met many believers, and there are people who find him to solve problems. The most important thing is that there are many admirers from childhood to adulthood. He can see from his eyes to some extent whether the other party really admires them. he.

Of course, this was just a sentence, and it was most likely polite, so the thought of Xie Lingya just flashed by. Anyway, he is not RMB, so I can't ask people who believe in Wang Lingguan to like him together.

"I heard that Mr. Qu wants to be attached to the large statue of a spiritual official in our sanctuary?" Xie Lingya asked straight to the point without fussing.

Qu Ming nodded, "I have prepared 300,000 yuan, I want to donate it to Baoyang Temple, and bring back the Lingguan statue."

300,000, this is a big deal, not something that ordinary families can give casually. Moreover, it only cost ten thousand yuan, one-thirtieth of the price, to cast the statue of the spirit official.

Could it be that the grandfather really expected this day to let the god statue stay

Why does he always feel that something is wrong? Saying this is a little disrespectful to the ancestors, but whoever has nothing to do, please respect Wang Lingguan and put him at home...

Qu Ming saw that Xie Lingya was thinking deeply, and said: "I know that Baoyangguan received a donation of 8 million before, but this matter touched me a lot, and after thinking it over and over again, I made a decision. As the saying goes, if you don’t go up the mountain, you should worship Wang Lingguan first. I have worshipped many spiritual officials in the temples, and now I want to offer one to my family.”

Xie Lingya's expression softened, and when the man mentioned the eight million, he felt a little relieved.

This reason is quite convincing. When the donors went to Baoyang Temple to worship the incense, the outbreak was widely circulated, and there were many believers. It is not surprising that there are several such local tyrant believers.

But Xie Lingya still explained responsibly: "Lingzu does not bless people to get rich."

Qu Ming quickly said: "I know, but that incident touched me." He also gave examples of where he went to worship Lingzu, Sazu and other immortals of this lineage. It's ashamed to say that some palace officials Xie Lingya didn't know.

Speaking of which, Qu Ming looked really sincere, Xie Lingya nodded and said, "It is difficult to get along with this statue because of its size, and we also hope that some believers will take it back." However, Xie Lingya still has some doubts, "So Qu Sir, have you seen our statue? It is two meters high, where do you plan to put it? Do you need me to check the direction?"

Qu Ming was stunned for a moment, and then quickly said: "I have a garden villa, and I have a dedicated room on the first floor for spiritual officials. You don't need to look at the orientation. I have learned in advance how to put them and worship them."

After he finished speaking, he continued to talk about the choice of location and the matters of worship, and he could also recite Wang Lingguan's birthday and other festivals.

Zhang Daoting expressed his admiration on his face, he felt that this believer was very good. It has nothing to do with money, and it is not just about the amount of money to make a relationship, this thought is prepared at first sight. Some people invite God back, and they may be sent back for various reasons in the future.

Xie Lingya also nodded with satisfaction, "That's right."

Qu Ming smiled, "So, when can I pick up the statue?"

Xie Lingya said calmly: "We need to burn incense and pray first, and ask for advice from divination."

Qu Ming nodded reassuringly, not taking it seriously. This should just be an appearance, he has to give 300,000 yuan, can he still not give him the idol? Aren't fate and money the same thing

Xie Lingya lit incense, took out the water cup, and asked the ancestors for their opinions.

But to Xie Lingya's surprise, the result of the throw was disagree, "... not willing?"

Xie Lingya threw it three times, but he didn't agree every time. Finally, when he was annoyed, he just stood up and gave him a bad omen.

"If you have something to say, what's the urgency?" Xie Lingya murmured and asked again, "Master Patriarch, why is this? Are you dissatisfied with the 300,000 yuan? Or do you not have enough offerings after you go back?"

Or how to speculate that it is not a job done by people, and the amount of information is too small, and Xie Lingya can't guess.

However, since the grandfather said so, there must be a reason inside.

"Okay, I'll think about it." Xie Lingya said, suddenly thought of something, and threw the water cup, "Since I have communicated with you, I will explain to your old man by the way. Recently, Brother Shi and I are in love, I hope you Bless us."

Fang Zhe and Hai Guanchao both knew it, but it's okay for others to say, shouldn't the patriarch tell me quickly, and by the way, we can ask the patriarch to vouch for it in front of my uncle, they didn't stop cultivating well because they fell in love!

Xie Lingya had a good idea, but saw the water cup smashed to the ground, and it broke into several pieces.

"What kind of hexagram is this," Xie Lingya said, "...but the patriarch! This is an old object!!"

He picked up the water cup in distress, which has been handed down in Baoyang Temple for at least decades, and has a sense of history, "I was wrong, I shouldn't have scare you."

He was so shocked that he was torn apart. Probably at that moment, the ancestors didn't know what hexagrams could express his feelings, and his old man might not be able to react.

Xie Lingya was very disappointed. He originally thought that the patriarch was a god, and he should be different from the others in the spectacle.

At this time, the incense that Xie Lingya ordered suddenly ignited very fast again, and he could only see that the grandfather was in a very agitated mood, but he didn't know what the mood was.

The water cup also fell. Xie Lingya watched it for a long time and said, "Thank you for your blessing. I will buy a new water cup and ask you for instructions. I will explain to you how we got together."

The incense quickly burned to the end, and the incense ashes fell weakly, as if to symbolize Wang Lingguan's loss of gossip.

"Mr. Xie, why did you ask for so long? Is there any question?" Zhang Daoting asked Xie Lingya in a slightly strange whisper.

Of course, it took an unusually long time. First, I confirmed it several times, and then reported the relationship problem.

"Grandpa won't let you..." Xie Lingya said, Zhang Daoting also looked surprised and didn't understand what was wrong.

Qu Ming looked at them confidently and asked, "Mr. Xie, I have already contacted the moving company."

"I'm sorry," Xie Lingya smiled apologetically at him, suddenly thought of something, and changed his words: "Mr. Qu, can I give you a pulse?"

Qu Ming: "??"

Xie Lingya didn't change his face: "Take the pulse, the one in Chinese medicine, I see that your face is sweating a lot, and I want to help you check it."

Qu Ming hesitated, "Let's talk about business, what to do with the pulse..."

"We can't be attached to believers who are not in good health, lest they only know how to pray to God and pray for good health and not exercise." Xie Lingya said nonsense.

Qu Ming really looked suspicious.

Xie Lingya: "Just feel the pulse, can't you?"

"That's not true." Qu Ming thought about it and didn't seem to think about the pulse energy. "Can the god statue be taken away after the pulse is completed?"

"Hmm." Xie Lingya responded casually and put his hand on Qu Ming's wrist.

Zhang Daoting was very ashamed on the side, others didn't know, but he knew it. Mr. Xie's face research is not as much as Taisu's pulse - looking at qualifications is another factor - when he touches the pulse, the life of this Mr. Qu is clearer than his resume.

It seems that Teacher Xie is suspicious of this Qu Ming.

Qu Ming still asked blankly, "What's wrong with me?"

Xie Lingya made a distinction. The man who owns the liver vein is famous and rich. This person's vein profile is relatively light and clear, and it matches his face. It should be hard-working and developed the day after tomorrow.

But this is not the point. Xie Lingya figured out that this person's liver and qi combined with the climate. He studied very hard back then, but he had no idea as a person. When the noble person is good, he is also prosperous, and when the noble person is bad, he cannot escape.

Taking a closer look at the faintest and imperceptible Wuyin Meridian, Xie Lingya's expression suddenly changed, and he raised his eyes and swept away.

The part he touched, the main edge of the five yin meridians, was sinking like a stone thrown into water. This person should have no immortality, that is, it is impossible to be interested in gods and Buddhas.

Saying that you want to form a relationship is simply false, it is for others.

Xie Lingya took his hand away and said coldly, "Mr. Qu, who did you ask for this statue for?"

Qu Ming's expression changed, "What are you talking about, of course I asked for it myself."

He didn't even understand how Xie Lingya's face suddenly changed when he felt his pulse.

"It's boring," Xie Lingya looked at Qu Ming carefully, and said, "Ming people don't speak secretly, can they deceive people and ghosts and gods? Whoever wants to get along, let him do it himself!"

After Xie Lingya finished speaking, he mercilessly asked Qu Ming to go out.

Zhang Daoting sent people away, walked back and said worriedly: "Mr. Xie, who is he here for? Can you figure it out?"

"I can't figure it out, but I can guess it." Xie Lingya took out her phone and made a call to further confirm her thoughts, "Cheng Xin and the others have made great progress in their case, Ning Wanlai helped break the skull. That guy, Bao Yuesheng, is probably afraid of retribution, so he would like to ask the spirit officer to go back to control it after listening to someone's suggestion."

Bao Yuesheng asked him for help, but he refused, and Ma Xiaochuan and the others also had a holiday with Xie Lingya, and they might even know that Xie Lingya and Cheng Xin knew each other, but they didn't dare to ask for it themselves.

Can come up with this idea, I don't know whether to call it smart or stupid.

Even if he was lucky enough to deceive the gods at first, how would he bear the anger afterwards

"I'll go buy a new water cup first. You tell everyone to be careful these days, and don't let suspicious people go to the backyard." Xie Lingya ordered, and hurried out to buy a water cup.

On the way, I met Hai Guanchao and asked him what he was doing.

Xie Lingya said, "I bought the water cups and just came out to the patriarch, and the water cups were all broken."

Haiguanchao: "… "

He regretted it a little, why did he ask more.

Xie Lingya knew everything about Hai Guanchao, who knew the truth, "I'll buy a new one and chat with my grandfather."

Hai Guanchao's eyes are complicated, even if you cheat on us, God, you will cheat...