Part-Time Taoist Priest

Chapter 89: Hemp man

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The little Douding seemed to understand that they were laughing at him, and his feet in red leather shoes stomped on the ground a few times, and his mouth pouted even higher.

Guo Xing's classmates only felt that they didn't know who was moving again, grabbed the pen and wrote on the paper: Don't go!

This time, the strength was so great that it almost ripped through the paper.

His classmates seemed to notice something was wrong, "Huh..."

Why is this dragging feeling so strong, it seems like there is really a strong action pen.

"Wait, let me play for a while." At this moment, Xie Lingya said.

This sentence interrupted everyone's thinking. Although they didn't know Xie Lingya, Guo Xing just said that he was a friend, and he helped bring food back together. Of course, to save face, "Come on."

This fairy is wearing red shoes and a bright yellow dress. Although it is not as bright as red and green, it is quite bright. Obviously, it is not to be underestimated that a primary school student can come out to roam the rivers and lakes.

Xie Lingya also stepped forward and held the pen together, "Pixian, let's keep playing, okay?"

The little girl looked up at Xie Lingya, suddenly laughed, and stood in front of him, raised her head, stared at the little wooden man on his shoulder, and jumped a few times to try to touch it.

Xie Lingya looked over from the corner of her eye, the little girl was pale and her eyes were big and dark, but other than that, she was pretty cute. She jumped a few times but didn't touch it, went back angrily and lay on the table, holding the pen and writing: OK.

Children are very playful, and the same is true when they become feminists. Although they may not be as ferocious as some adult pen immortals, they are clinging and insensitive, and they are quite difficult to deal with. That's why Xie Lingya took the initiative to play together and take matters into his own hands. He was not afraid of entanglement.

Xie Lingya: "Well... I ask you, Mr. Bixian. Uncle Wang next door raises 82 roosters and 558 hens. The number of chickens raised is five times that of ducks. How many chickens and ducks are there in total?"

Guo Xing: "..."

Guo Xing's classmates also laughed, "Damn it, if Lao Wang can't answer this, he will die."

Old Wang said angrily, "I also want to see if the illiterate can figure this out."

They only felt that the pen seemed to be held tightly by someone, standing still in the distance, only the tip of the pen trembled slightly, as if they were thinking.

The little girl lowered her head and thought for a long time. She opened her mouth and clenched the pen with her teeth. She continued to think hard. After a full minute, she wrote: 768 on the paper.

The classmate said solemnly: "The speed of mental arithmetic is a bit slow. Are you not familiar with the ninety-nine multiplication table?"

The crowd burst into laughter.

The little girl looked aggrieved and looked at Xie Lingya resentfully, with a bit of resentment.

Xie Lingya also glanced at her intentionally or unintentionally, and continued: "Master Bixian, the second question, there are 14 boxes of juice per box, the price is 50 yuan, and the salesperson sold 20 boxes, how much did they sell in total?"

The little girl continued to chew on the pen, this, this...

It took another forty seconds before the pen fairy wrote the answer.

Up to now, the playability of the pen fairy has been weakened a lot, and the eyes of Xie Lingya are very fearful.

Guo Xing's mouth twitched, he was convinced, Master Xie has a strange trick to deal with the primary school student's pen fairy...

Xie Lingya was motivated. After asking a few questions in a row, he saw that Bi Xian was still a little stubborn and wanted to continue playing. He said: In a cage, there are 64 chickens and rabbits, and 184 feet. How many chickens and rabbits are there?

Through the quiz just now, he has already seen that the level of the pen immortal is not very high, he is not very old, and he has abandoned his studies for a while.

As soon as the chicken-and-rabbit problem came out, and those classmates were still interested in discussing which weaker this problem-solving level was, the little girl nibbled at the pen, and finally grinned, letting go of the pen and crying while covering her face. Get up and stomp your feet while crying.

Liu Lingtong weakly said: "My master is very powerful, you should leave quickly."

Xiaobixian glanced at Xie Lingya, who was looking as usual, but looked at Liu Lingtong and knew that Xie Lingya was very powerful. She didn't dare to provoke her. Sin is leaving.

The classmates joked a few more times. I didn't expect that there are still college students who can't solve chickens and rabbits in the same cage.

Xie Lingya also smiled and said: "I want to give a set of mathematics papers to those who answer the questions."

He glanced at the little girl diagonally below.

little girl:! !

The little girl stepped forward and pushed Xie Lingya a few times, then ran away crying.

Guo Xing stood aside, subconsciously avoiding the road.

At this time, Guo Xing's classmates snorted, picked up their game pens and took a closer look, and said, "Why are there so many teeth marks on this head? Who, who the hell bit my pen?"

"Let's see, there really is... something that wasn't there before playing the game!"

"Don't scare me, I don't remember, did you guys pull it out when I wasn't paying attention?"

"Who the hell can figure this out?"

This inexplicable mystery made everyone chill, but although it was incomprehensible, after all, it was not like Guo Xing saw it with his own eyes.

However, what is the pen fairy doing with their pens

When Xie Lingya left, Guo Xing escorted him down to the dormitory building.

Guo Xing: "I didn't expect there is such a way to exorcise ghosts..."

Xie Lingya laughed, this kind of deterrence method is not effective for everyone, nor can it deal with every evil thing. After all, evil things and people have their own personalities.

Some pen immortals are more fierce, so there may be a battle tonight.

At this time they heard a "rustling" sound behind them, like someone was throwing sand.

Guo Xing looked back and saw nothing.

At this point, there are very few people in the stairwell of the dormitory building.

Guo Xing stomped his foot hard, and the sensor light on the next floor turned on. At this time, there was a rustling voice. He felt strange and walked back a few steps, "...Where is this sand from?"

- There is really a puddle of sand on the ground.

He might think he heard it wrong just from the sound alone, but with the real thing... Guo Xing looked up, but no one was there.

Xie Lingya put in his pocket and said, "I really gave you a set of test papers."

As soon as I finished speaking, the sound of leather shoes stepping on the ground came from the empty stairwell, and it went away.

Guo Xingyihan: "Is that the pen fairy..."

"Who else could it be if she wasn't? After becoming a pen fairy and a sand ghost." Xie Lingya said with a smile.

But those ghosts who don't have any great skills and only dare to play pranks, or like the pen fairy, who dare not offend the other party but want to harass them, like to throw some sand and rocks behind people's backs to scare people.

But how could Xie Lingya be frightened by this little brat, instead she frightened her away.

Xie Lingya was relieved to see Guo Xing, and said solemnly: "Don't think she's so easy to scare away, you don't care about your classmates playing with pen fairy when you go back. If I'm not here, they play and you may not be able to stand it."

Although Guo Xing has some talent, after all, he did not get started.

Xie Lingya took the opportunity to tell him about the degree of ferocity from the color of the ghost, and then said goodbye and left.

After a week, the new building in Baoyangguan has been renovated and can be moved in. As for the side hall for the placement of Sazu, it has not been fully rectified. After the completion, a ritual will be conducted to move the statue of Sazu into it.

Although Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan couldn't live in the same room, it was good to arrange to live next door.

Guo Xing also took advantage of the weekend to come to Baoyangguan to see it.

As soon as he entered the door, he attracted the attention of many tourists because the guy dyed the bottom half of his hair pink. Tuyang's atmosphere is not particularly open, and most people will take a few more glances when they see such an exaggerated hair color.

"You..." Xie Lingya was also a little speechless.

Guo Xing touched his pink hair and said, "I'm used to dyeing it when I go out. Why, is it not allowed to dye your hair in your business?"

"I don't seem to have heard of this rule," Xie Lingya said hesitantly, "but if someone is so exaggerated, it will affect the customer's trust value to some extent."

Because of his youth, he was initially questioned a lot. If Shi Changxuan didn't come from a Taoist family, he would definitely be missing him.

Now that Baoyangguan has become famous, Xie Lingya's treatment is better, but many times when encountering people who don't understand this aspect, it is inevitable to doubt it.

He is like this, not to mention Guo Xing.

This pink hair doesn't look like a master, more like a barber.

Guo Xing nodded clearly, "These are all old ideas, and everyone will change their ideas with the development of the times."

Xie Lingya was noncommittal and took Guo Xing to introduce the people in Guannei to him.

The Taoists knew that Xie Lingya went to a young man, and after seeing Guo Xingzhen, he was inevitably frightened by his appearance. Guo Xing not only has pink hair, but also exaggerated clothes.

The Taoist priests with their hair tied in buns and Taoist robes stood with Guo Xing, feeling a sense of confusion in time and space.

Liu Bohe said suspiciously, "Mr. Xie, this is... the very talented student Guo Xing you said?"

No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like you can be a master!

Xie Lingya coughed, "...Yes."

Guo Xing said to Xie Lingya, "Brother, are they so surprised? I think your Taoist boy also has white hair!"

Xie Lingya saw the innocent small amount in a blink of an eye: "..."

—After reporting to his parents, Xiao Lian officially became a monk in Baoyang Temple, and Xie Lingya accepted the apprentices on his behalf. However, there is still an "internship period" in the process, and now Xiao Lian is only a Taoist boy.

Xie Lingya covered his forehead, "That's not dyed."

Guo Xing was startled, "Did he tell you that he was young? It's nonsense. How can there be two places that are white alone, just like when I dyed yellow hair when I was in junior high school and lied to my teacher that it was damaged by a hairdryer."

Xie Lingya: "…"

Xie Lingya: "No, the people in our Taoist temple look white." He mentioned a few things in a few words.

Guo Xing did not expect that the inconspicuous little Taoist boy would be the heir to this Taoist sect, and he had done such awesome things, so he said with awe, "He's a man!"

Xie Lingya led Guo Xing to take a look around Baoyang Temple, and when he walked to the backyard, Guo Xing said with great interest: "You still raise chickens here, it's very idyllic, but can you Taoist priests kill chickens? It's still simple. As a pet?"

"This is not a pet." Xie Lingya said, "this is our benefactor."

Xie Lingya briefly explained how they took Brother Pheasant to climb the snowy mountain bravely, and how Brother Pheasant saved their lives.

Guo Xing: "…"

Guo Xing said: "Okay, it's also a... good chicken. I didn't expect your Taoist temple to hide dragons and crouch tigers so much."

He really asked casually, how come even the chickens have done something big? !

At this time, Hai Guanchao and Fang Zhe passed by carrying things and raised their chin to say hello to Xie Lingya.

Guo Xing said: "These two..."

Xie Lingya: "The one on the left is the successor of "Luban Book", and the one on the right is the doctor from the opposite clinic..."

Guo Xing was about to breathe a sigh of relief, but he finally didn't have anyone who was awesome.

Xie Lingya continued: "It is also the gentleman that my uncle worships. According to the seniority, we call it Shiye."

Guo Xing: "…"

Guo Xing complained: "I don't dare to point fingers, chickens are so identifiable, I still..." He looked around and touched the doll on Xie Lingya's shoulders, so let's discuss this, "This doll's baby clothes Where did you buy it?"

Xie Lingya: "In the store over there in the university town."

Guo Xing took a closer look, "It's done very meticulously..."

At this time, Liu Lingtong just said: "It's not a baby, it's Liu Lingtong."

"Ouch!" Guo Xing took a few steps back and almost fell into a fart. During the day, he broke out in a cold sweat. He gasped suddenly, and looked at Xie Lingya in horror, his eyes going crazy.

Why does this doll talk? It's so scary!

In TOEFL's ghost films over the years, Guo Xing automatically thinks of countless horror scenes when he mentions dolls talking.

"You don't feel that this is alive?" Xie Lingya pulled him up, "Liu Lingtong is a kind of Liu Ren prediction technique, he was rescued from someone else..."

He also briefly introduced Liu Lingtong's history.

"You have too much life." Guo Xing completely admired.

"Teacher Xie! The phone is ringing!" Zhang Daoting shouted from the second floor of the complex building.

Xie Lingya put his mobile phone on top to charge, heard the words and asked Zhang Daoting to pick it up for him first, and he came up immediately.

Guo Xing also followed behind and went up to take a seat.

"Hello? Squad leader?" Xie Lingya answered the phone to say hello. The squad leader he called was the squad leader in his college class. At that time, there were more women than men in the class, and the squad leader had a good time with him. It's just that the monitor worked after graduation. Xie Lingya was working in Baoyangguan while preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination, so there was less contact, but he still talked on the Internet.

The squad leader called Wen Jing and said, "Old Xie, my... I'm getting married. I'll tell you to come to the wedding."

Xie Lingya knew that Wen Jing had a girlfriend introduced by her family, and she was quite honest. It was not surprising that she entered the marriage hall after dating for a while, so she quickly congratulated, "Okay, then I will definitely go!"

After he asked which classmates Wen Jing wanted to invite, he heard Wen Jing hesitantly say, "Old Xie, what do you think... How about the date of my marriage?"

Xie Lingya was taken aback, "How about what? Are you asking me about your wedding date?"

Wen Jing: "Oh! Aren't you in a Taoist temple now!"

Xie Lingya smiled, "I almost didn't react, do you want me to show you auspiciousness?"

Wen Jing hesitantly said: "... That's it."

"Looking at it this way, it's good or bad. You have to combine the characters of the two of you to see it more accurately, and I don't know much about this research. My senior brother knows Cong Chen's choice of the day. You said that I will let him help you. Let's take a look." Xie Lingya said, "Wait, but shouldn't the wedding date be set a long time ago, and you have to ask someone to see it first? Otherwise, wouldn't it be very troublesome to change it, you're serious or on a whim."

Wen Jing said mournfully: "You know I don't know anything about these, the wedding date was set by my wife, and then his parents and my parents were somewhat opposed, thinking that it was time to find someone. My wife thinks this day is convenient, everyone They were all available, and it was difficult to book hotels. Then two days ago, a few old people said that they had to find someone to do the math. They decided that the wedding date was unlucky and asked us to change it. Of course my wife didn’t want to, so they Pull me and say... No, I want to ask if it is really unlucky for you, or is that master scaring us?"

He doesn't believe others, but he can trust his old classmates.

"I'm going to say it's unlucky, can you convince my sister-in-law to change the time?" Xie Lingya said with a smile.

Wen Jing sighed, "It's really not necessarily too much trouble..."

"Haha, I'll show you first." Xie Lingya wrote down his birthday and made an appointment to call him back.

Guo Xing looked at the eight characters and said, "You have a lot to learn."

Xie Lingya also said with emotion: "Isn't it, thanks to my cleverness."

Guo Xing: "…"

Xie Lingya called Shi Changxuan up and showed him the character and wedding date.

At this time, Shang Lu Shen said in a low voice, "The time is wrong."

Liu Lingtong also answered: "The newcomer wears hemp."

Shi Changxuan and Xie Lingya also repeated a sentence.

Guo Xing thought it was the two of them who said it, but Xie Lingya heard that these two sentences corresponded, "Oh, hey, we will cooperate in joint sentences!"

Shang Lu Shen said boldly: "Unity is strength."

When the evil spirits are committed, the newcomer wears hemp.

Shi Changxuan held the piece of paper on which the eight characters and the wedding date were written, and said, "This wedding date is a crime, and the God of Repayment also has prophecies. If you insist on holding the wedding on this day, I'm afraid it will not be peaceful."

There is a saying called pilaf and filial piety, when the elders die, the descendants are clothed in sackcloth and white on their heads. The word Pima conveys a sense of frustration. Wearing a hemp is a matter of filial piety and mourning for the master. The marriage period was criticized for hemp, and the combination of the eight characters was not good, so one can imagine how unlucky it is.

"Huaxia folks don't always welcome wearing white at weddings, because it's a bad omen, and Pima Sha is also dressed like this." Shi Changxuan knew that Xie Lingya wanted Guo Xing to touch these things, so he explained it intentionally.

"Pimasha appears at weddings, with human shape, hair, and sackcloth, and it cannot be driven away. In some places, it is called the God of Joy, which is not the same as the God of Joy in traditional meaning, but is another name for Pimasha. It also means that they are attracted by the festive mood of the wedding."

It's like people call the weasel Huang Taixian, it belongs to a kind of nickname with awe.

"I bumped into Pimasha, and there were many consequences. Maybe the newlyweds were killed and injured, maybe they were infertile. There are also some cases that the guests at the wedding accidentally bumped into each other, lost their souls, and became crazy."

Although Guo Xing is talented, he has never heard of these ghosts and ghosts before. He asked curiously: "Then how did this kind of... evil come from? What kind of creature is it?"

Shi Changxuan pondered for a moment and said, "Whether it is a scorpion Huisha or a Masha, it is a ghost. Sometimes a scorpion Huisha takes the shape of a cock or something, while the Masha is a person who wears sackcloth and looks worried. Pima Shaduo came out of unmarried people who died violently. It can also be understood as the condensation of their evil spirits after death. They are not complete ghosts, and they may not even be formed by the evil spirits of a single person. It is not wrong to call them happy gods. It is higher than ghosts and lower than gods."

Chu Yangsha Xie Lingya had indirect contact. Back then, an elder sister and son ran into the old man Chusha at home and lost his soul. He went to the Haiguanchao Clinic.

Guo Xing nodded half-understood, "Then what should his classmate do now?"

Shi Changxuan said lightly, "It's best to avoid Pima Sha. When choosing a wedding date, you have to match the eight characters, avoid it, and let them change the time."

This is also a very simple and safe method. Pima Sha sounds dangerous, but it can be avoided completely. Most of the people who encountered Pima Sha in the past did not pay attention to the taboos, or the gentleman who was looking for it was not good. it is good.

Xie Lingya called the squad leader back. He seemed to be with his wife now. Xie Lingya seemed to have a quarrel when he heard that, all the leaders had notified, feudal superstition, etc.

"I'm sorry, thank you so much, I'll call you later." Wen Jing hurriedly hung up.

Xie Lingya looked at the phone and said helplessly, "I suspect... I can't change the date."

Many modern people don't take these seriously. They change their marriage dates because of something wrong. Wen Jing's wife can't accept it, and Xie Lingya can't understand it either. The concept and environment are like this. For them, using this kind of reason to notify people to change the time is probably more terrifying than the gods, and it also involves troublesome things such as hotel reservations.

However, Wen Jing was Xie Lingya's old classmate. Although he knew that Wen Jing probably couldn't handle his wife, he couldn't sit back and ignore it, "Senior brother, is there any other way to avoid evil?"

Shi Changxuan thought for a moment, then said, "In order to block the god of joy, the folks add a few procedures to the wedding. When welcoming the bride and entering the door, the bloody rooster is thrown over the bride's head and so on..."

The rooster is a symbol of yang energy in the south. The rooster utters the sound of the sky, so there are many alchemy such as rooster ah and rooster blood.

After Shi Changxuan finished speaking, Xie Lingya turned his head and stared into the yard, and said thoughtfully, "Oh."

Shi Changxuan: "..."

Guo Xing: "…"

Brother pheasant who suddenly couldn't eat millet: "..."