Xie Lingya hugged Brother Pheasant and gently stroked the fur on its back. There was a mobile phone on the table beside him. When everyone else saw this scene, they all sighed that the treatment of the life-saving chicken was different.
And Shi Changxuan, who knew the truth, said, "...Forget it?"
It seems that it is not very good to catch the pheasant brother for such a long time.
Even if Guo Xing was not rescued by Brother Pheasant, he felt a little sympathetic, "You don't even dare to move."
Xie Lingya was about to answer when the phone rang. He picked it up and said a few words, "Well, um... Okay, right? Well, no problem..."
Earlier, Wen Jing told Xie Lingya that his wife really didn't want to change the wedding date, and he could hear his depression on the phone. Xie Lingya had expected it early, so he told him that there were other ways to avoid evil and asked him to ask.
At this moment, Wen Jing got it done on the phone. Their family discussed several times about whether to change the date or not. It is estimated that this is the foreshadowing. The added items seem to be well accepted. After Wen Jing's wife asked what the content was, she felt that it didn't matter much, so she agreed. After all, even for people who are not superstitious, there are some links in weddings that are based on local customs.
"You will also be my best man then?" Wen Jing asked.
Xie Lingya naturally agreed.
Wen Jing asked again: "Remember not to dress up too handsome..."
Xie Lingya: "…"
After hanging up the phone, Xie Lingya said, "It's done—that's what I think, it's a lot of work for someone who is capable, and Brother Pheasant has experience. If you change to another chicken, you said that after the blood was released, this chicken is for Wen Jing. Eat it at home, or should we take it back and raise it?"
Everyone was speechless.
"I'll put a little blood." Xie Lingya made a gesture and touched the pheasant's neck, "Don't worry."
Brother Pheasant: "..."
After the others in Baoyangguan knew that Xie Lingya was going to take Brother Pheasant to avoid the evil, they all showed great sympathy to Brother Pheasant. I promised to bring you back to enjoy happiness, but I didn't expect Sponge Jing to be so mad..."
Xie Lingya raised his eyebrows, "Don't rely on Brother Pheasant not being able to speak, maybe they are much more enlightened than you."
Hai Guanchao: "Bah, you see, Brother Pheasant can't eat any good food."
…
On the wedding day, Xie Lingya put everything in a school bag, and then put the pheasant brother in, leaving only one opening for the pheasant brother to breathe.
He first took the bus to Wen Jing's house. On the way, Brother Pheasant moved in his schoolbag.
The girl next to him saw it and said happily, "Handsome guy, do you have a cat in your bag? Or a dog?"
Xie Lingya said casually, "It's a chicken."
girl:"… "
His face turned red instantly, and he looked at Xie Lingya in disbelief.
Xie Lingya quickly realized that there was an ambiguity, and quickly turned over the bag and asked Brother Pheasant to stick his head out, "I mean the rooster."
girl:"… … "
People in the car looked sideways, wondering if this is the current fashion trend? Young handsome guy raises chickens
Xie Lingya carried brother pheasant to Wen Jing's house and greeted his family. Wen Jing's relatives knew that he was not only the best man, but also came to help avoid evil, and his attitude was particularly good.
And Wen Jing himself was wearing a dress, "Lao Xie is here, try your clothes."
I only asked about the size before, and then bought it for Xie Lingya, but I never tried it. After wearing it, it seems that it fits quite well. He rarely wears this kind of formal clothes. On weekdays, he always wears a sweater, a T-shirt, and jeans. Wearing such a set is different from his daily clothes and robes.
Because he was going to be the best man today, he didn't bring Liu Lingtong, or would he be able to see the doll hanging on the best man.
The other two best men, both Wen Jing's younger brothers, stood beside Xie Lingya and wanted to cry, "Brother, why are you cheating on us?"
"I don't myself..." Wen Jing pretended to wipe away tears.
During the whole wedding, a photographer was invited to take pictures, and they took pictures of trying on the dresses, and played with the groom and best men. When it was auspicious time, they went out to pick up the relatives.
The whole process is that the groom goes to the bride's house to pick up the relatives, and stays for a while after receiving the new house. Up to this point, most of the people who follow him are relatives, and then he goes to the hotel to have Chinese food and entertain the guests.
When they arrive at the woman's house, they are naturally blocked outside the door. The bridesmaids will be embarrassed first. After entering, they have to look for them. Where are the bride's shoes hidden by them.
The first shoe is basically hidden under the skirt with water. The groomsmen helped the groom find another shoe while he was being embarrassed to ask questions. The bridesmaids winked and revealed that the shoes were in this room.
However, the three best men did not find anything. Wen Jing finished answering the question, and said anxiously, "Old Xie, why did you come here?"
Xie Lingya thought to himself, did I rely on it to avoid evil
Wen Jing: "Seduce the bridesmaids!"
Xie Lingya: "…"
Xie Lingya: "...I have a partner!"
This little game won't make things too difficult for the groom. The woman's relatives hinted the direction, and everyone realized that it should be hung in the shade of a floor lamp.
Wen Jing rushed over and touched it, but found nothing, and said gloomily, "Why are you still kidding?"
The woman's relatives scratched their heads and said, "What I saw is really like this. They don't know where they went."
People come and go in this room, especially just now, blocking the door and watching people, who knows which one has changed places.
Wen Jing pulled the bridesmaid, "Sister, tell brother-in-law quickly!"
The bridesmaid laughed and said: "I don't know, we really hid in the lamp at that time."
Wen Jing looked left and right, "It's such a big place, where else can you hide... Brothers, I'll tear down the ceiling with me!"
He really pulled everyone to step on the stools and touch the ceiling.
Several bridesmaids gathered together and whispered, "Where is it?"
"I don't know... You didn't change it?"
"Ha, I didn't, I thought it was you two."
"Is that where my aunt changed?"
They looked at each other, not knowing what was going on.
Just when he was thinking about asking other relatives, Wen Jing removed a piece of the ceiling, and a new shoe actually fell off!
Xie Lingya was originally standing below to support Wen Jing, and reached out to hold the shoe.
"Wow—you guys are hiding the ceiling!"
"Pfft, who put it on?"
"I'm going, why do I have no memory, who put it..."
Amidst the laughter, Xie Lingya pinched the high-heeled shoe thoughtfully. He felt that there was an unusual aura on the shoe—not the smell, the new shoes—but the damp yin.
Holding a little bit of yin energy that seems to be absent makes Xie Lingya a little strange. Pima Sha should have appeared at the wedding. Now it's just an environment for picking up relatives. How can there be yin things? Is it something else
Before he could think too much, Wen Jing had already taken the shoes and went to put them on for the bride.
Xie Lingya restrained his thoughts, anyway, no matter what it is, today Brother Pheasant is here, no one wants to make trouble.
Wen Jing took the bride downstairs and was now ready to take the wedding car to the new house. Xie Lingya carried a bag with Brother Pheasant inside, and got into the car with the bridesmaids and the newlyweds.
Wen Jing's new wife is called Jiang Qiqi, and today she and Xie Lingya meet for the first time.
Xie Lingya put the pheasant brother at his feet. Seeing Jiang Qiqi kept looking back at herself, she wondered if she cared about the chicken.
Jiang Qiqi met Xie Lingya's gaze, smiled and said, "I'll trouble you today."
Xie Lingya simply said, "It's okay."
Jiang Qiqi added: "It's fortunate that you came up with these methods, otherwise we would have to fight because of the issue of whether or not to reschedule. I just wanted to hold the wedding there, and rescheduling would mean a delay of at least two months..." She paused and remembered Xie Lingya is also a "superstitious faction", and also proposed to change the marriage date, so he changed the subject and said, "Anyway, please trouble you."
Xie Lingya didn't feel anything about her thoughts, but was surprised that he heard Jiang Qiqi and Wen Jing's voices on the phone were so loud, and now they were whispering in front of outsiders, which was really unexpected.
"It's just a little effort, everyone's happiness is the most important thing at the wedding." Xie Lingya said.
Wen Jing had lingering fears, that's what he said, but the bigger the event, the more frictional it would be to arrange it. Anyway, if the wedding went smoothly today, he felt that he was finally liberated.
Oh no, it will be officially liberated only after night.
After getting out of the wedding car, the photographer in the car behind ran over, looking like he was hesitant to say anything.
Wen Jing asked, "What's wrong?"
The photographer came over and showed him the camera, "...I just looked back at what I took on the road and saw a man in white."
Wen Jing's face turned pale, and his heart was beating wildly, "W-what?"
The photographer is from a wedding company. Because he has experienced many weddings, he knows a lot of customs, and he also knows a thing or two about the God of Joy. I didn't pay attention when I was filming, but I saw something wrong when I played it back. Plus, after hearing a few ears from the elders on both sides that I had committed a crime, the more I thought about it, the more panic I became, and I showed it to them.
The clip mentioned by the photographer is at a bend, a man in white linen is standing on the side of the road with a bamboo stick in his hand, and his body turns as the vehicle passes, all the way towards the vehicle.
The Phi Ma man lowered his head, and his long hair covered most of his face.
The gods can appear during the day, and people can see their forms.
Wen Jing looked a little stiff. At this time, Jiang Qiqi also looked at her with a look of surprise, and finally said stiffly, "...It's a coincidence."
"It's okay, come in." Xie Lingya greeted calmly.
Originally, other relatives listened and wanted to come to watch, but when Xie Lingya said it, they all fell silent. In this case, you have to listen to the professionals.
Xie Lingya took Brother Pheasant out of the bag, cut its leg with a clean knife, and smeared blood on the crown. Brother Pheasant cried a few times in pain, but he felt a lot lower than when he was on the snowy mountain, and he felt a sense of resignation.
Because the bride is female and is yin, it is more likely that she will be impregnated with hemp. This step is mainly for the bride.
Xie Lingya stood at the door, invited the bride to enter, and ran Brother Pheasant when she passed the door.
"Oh oh oh -" Brother Pheasant flapped his wings and flew over Jiang Qiqi's head.
At the same time, Xie Lingya also said loudly, "Good luck and good luck!"
Brother Pheasant fell to the ground, Jiang Qiqi took Wen Jing's hand, and carried her skirt into the house, and other relatives also filed in.
One of the little boys who looked like a junior high school student passed by and said, "Good luck, let's eat chicken tonight."
Xie Lingya: "…"
Brother Pheasant: "..."
Xie Lingya picked up the pheasant brother who was flapping his wings and didn't know whether it was in pain or panic, and treated his wound, "You brat is talking nonsense...! What chicken are you eating!"
Brother Pheasant shivered, one leg stiffened. Xie Lingya put it back in the bag to create a safe and closed environment. By the way, he took out the gossip mirror and hung it on the door. This is also used to avoid and dispel evil.
When I went in, I saw that on the new bed in the new house, there were many red dates, lotus seeds, etc., which meant giving birth to a precious son early.
Xie Lingya also went over, took out the grains he brought, and sprinkled them on the quilt. Those who understand will not say anything after reading it, and those who do not understand only think that it is auspicious like the lotus seeds and red dates, and Xie Lingya is the best man, so it is not noticeable.
At this time, Wen Jing touched it and whispered, "Old Xie, the joyous spirit shot by the photographer really gave me goosebumps. It's okay to go back and cut the video, right?"
Xie Lingya nodded, "It's okay, I'm really happy, it's okay if I accidentally photograph it."
It is the body that has the ability to harm people, how can it be captured and cause chaos.
"After you do this, you won't show up again, right?" Wen Jing asked nervously.
"It's alright. Just relax." Xie Lingya knew that he must be frightened by the shadow in the video, so he comforted a few words.
Wen Jing went to sit with Jiang Qiqi in a trance, chatted with relatives, ate something, and it was almost time to drive to the hotel to prepare for the welcome.
Xie Lingya was still in the same car with the newlywed couple and the bridesmaids. At the hotel, the wedding company had already arranged it, and also hung up the gossip mirror at the venue, so most of his tasks should be completed today. Not to say 100%, but there is a high probability that there will be no problems.
At this moment, Wen Jing's cell phone suddenly rang. He glanced at it and frowned, "Photographer?"
Xie Lingya was also curious when he heard it, and looked back.
Wen Jing answered the phone and started speaking, "What?"
The photographer stammered at the other end: "I was just now, shooting... You... Look out the window, can you see the woman in white with a bamboo stick on the side of the road? It's the one I photographed... "
A few people turned their heads to look, and they found that a long-haired woman really stood in the flower bed, with her head lowered, dressed in white linen, and her body was facing this side. Only one-third of her face was exposed, and her eyes were even more invisible, but everyone felt that she was "gazing" in this direction!
The real person feels different from what you see in the video, the gloomy atmosphere and the weird feeling brought by the linen.
"Ah!" Jiang Qiqi and the bridesmaids screamed, Jiang Qiqi slammed into Wen Jing's arms.
The driver also shook a little, and the vehicle took a slight S-shape and quickly passed the man in linen. When everyone looked back, she was indeed still heading in this direction.
Xie Lingya frowned. He was not afraid, but felt strange, "How can Pima Sha still appear?"
"She's following us? She's following us?" Jiang Qiqi was anxious, pinching Wen Jing's clothes, "She's that hoodie..."
Xie Lingya interrupted her, "On the big day, call her to be happy."
Jiang Qiqi nodded uneasily. She still didn't want to believe the so-called Pima Sha in her heart. She thought of several explanations, but even if it was not Pima Sha but a real person, it was strange that she had been following them all the time!
"Old Xie." Wen Jing hugged Jiang Qiqi and looked at Xie Lingya for help.
Xie Lingya was still thinking about that, when he interrupted him and said, "The God of Joy follows the newlyweds closely. If they appear, they won't leave if they are chased away. People used to ride in sedan chairs and carriages, but now you ride in cars, she will I couldn't catch up, so I could only see it a few times on the side of the road."
Everyone: "… "
What the hell is this, so she is running wild when she can't see Pima Sha
This absurd idea flashed in my mind, and everyone's fear was relieved a little.
"But it stands to reason that after I avoided the brakes, the God of Joy couldn't follow me, and I couldn't get close to the hotel and the new residence." Xie Lingya pondered, "What's going on... What are your expressions, master driver, drive well, all Don't worry, I'll get off the bus first. By the way, send a text to remind everyone to be careful, especially male relatives."
Pima Sha will collide with people at the wedding, and the person who is rushed will go crazy. If it is a male, then the soul may be taken away by Pima Sha to live a married life. Moreover, it will leave sequelae after being healed. Every year, I get sick and go crazy.
…
When the wedding car drove to the hotel, Xie Lingya got off the car first, looked around for a week, and saw no sign of Pima Sha, so he asked the others to get off.
One of Wen Jing's cousins also doesn't know much about this. He just received a text message saying Pima Sha or something, and he said confusedly: "Okay? Has that Ma Pisha gone?"
Xie Lingya: "... um."
He thought about it and didn't correct it. It was not good to bluntly say the three words "Pimasha" during the wedding. Everyone used the god of joy instead, so he would not be able to say the correct name, otherwise it would be a taboo.
It's just that Pima Sha knows that he has been scolded, and he will probably mmp in his heart...
Everyone walked into the hotel. There was still some distance from the gate to the banquet hall where the wedding was held. When they entered the gate, they went around Wen Jing and their wedding sign. There was a woman in white clothes and a bamboo stick squatting by the corridor wall.
The woman finally raised her head, only to see her face full of worry, her brows furrowed, as if she had infinite sadness in her heart, and with that white linen coat, she was utterly mourning.
This is... Joy God? The legendary wedding must not be mistaken, can not offend the existence.
For a moment, everyone did not dare to go forward, silently swallowed, and no one dared to drive away.
This guy is crazy when he touches it.
They have been warned a long time ago, and some elderly people also know that the God of Joy will infiltrate the guests, so they must not do it. Now that I have seen the main body, the relatives of the two families are stiffer than the other.
The waiter wanted to ask the lady what was wrong, but Xie Lingya grabbed her.
"Sir..." The waiter looked at Xie Lingya in surprise. Xie Lingya raised his hand and motioned him to stop talking. He was a little shocked and didn't dare to say any more.
Xie Lingya glanced up and down at Pimasha, and suddenly heaved a sigh of relief, and said, "Enter from the other door of the banquet hall, it's fine, there is a gossip mirror inside, let's go."
Everyone found the backbone and rushed in through the other door, looking back to make sure that Pima Sha was still there.
Xie Lingya was also in the same place, he stared at Pimasha.
Pima Sha turned around, as if a little unnatural.
Xie Lingya was even more certain in his heart, he stepped forward and grabbed Pima Sha! He grabbed the Pimasha wrist, stuck the gate of hell, and dragged it to the corner.
The Phi Ma man couldn't even move in Xie Lingya's hand, Xie Lingya pulled out her bamboo stick, "Can the Shashen be held down at the gate of hell?"
He grabbed some of the remaining grains with one hand and slammed it on the vest of the "Pocky Man"!
"Pocky Man" staggered forward a few steps, a black gas dissipated from his body, and his stature was shortened by half in an instant, turning into a little girl in a bright yellow dress.
The bamboo stick in Xie Lingya's hand also turned into a lollipop.
This little girl is exactly the primary school student Pen Immortal that Xie Lingya saw in Guo Xing's dormitory.
The little girl shrank in the shadow of the corner, it was almost noon now, and she was naturally very unwell.
Xie Lingya only thought about it for a moment, and then he understood the process, "You also hid the shoes, didn't you?"
The pen fairy held his head and nodded pitifully up and down.
Xie Lingya said that even the bridesmaids didn't know where the shoes were, and there was still a hint of yin, so it was this kid who did it. This must be holding a grudge, coming at him, trying to make trouble for him.
Pima Sha must have appeared before, but because of his setting, he avoided it halfway through, and then was borrowed by this kid, so that he could appear in broad daylight and be seen by so many people. Xie Lingya expelled the evil spirit, and she returned to her original state.
That's how little devils are, many of them are easily unstable and like to make a fool of themselves. But she can only scare people like this, that bit of suffocation is only enough for her to appear, and she can't rush people.
Xie Lingya came back to his senses, seeing that the pen fairy was about to get into the crack of the wall, looking uncomfortable, and said, "I didn't pay attention to you that day, you are still involved, hum..."
Bixian glanced at Xie Lingya in horror.
…
When Xie Lingya walked back to the banquet hall, Wen Jing and Jiang Qiqi were still inside and did not dare to go to the lobby.
"It's alright, you can go outside and wait for the welcome." Xie Lingya greeted.
Jiang Qiqi poked Wen Jing, and Wen Jing quickly asked, "What's the matter, you say?"
Jiang Qiqi also looked nervous. If not so many people were present, she would have cried twice with her husband in her arms just now, and now she can't wait to let Xie Lingya take out the cock and drench herself with some blood.
"It's done." Xie Lingya said, "The next thing really, really will never go wrong again. By the way, I may have to go out and come back soon."
Wen Jing asked, "What are you doing?"
Xie Lingya looked at the sky, "I went to buy a set of Olympiad questions, and I found that ordinary questions are not enough to kill elementary school students..."
Wen Jing & Jiang Qiqi: "??"