Xie Lingya can't believe it, the so-called powerful plug-ins are just a few drops of saliva
He doesn't believe it! How could it be possible to give him this kind of cheating!
The picture that Xie Lingya imagined did not appear, especially when there was a Hai Guanchao next to him who witnessed the humiliating process, which made him feel even more embarrassed.
No, it might be a mistake. Xie Lingya squeezed Xiaoguo again, and it couldn't spit out. It rolled on Xie Lingya's hand and started to poop after swimming down.
Xie Lingya: "…"
Hai Guanchao: "Hahahahahaha!!!"
The shit is all squeezed out, it seems that there is really no more to do...
Xie Lingya said in a trance: "Is it because it is still too small? This is not a full-level plug-in, but needs to be upgraded?"
Hai Guanchao couldn't help but said: "But if it can grow to the age where it can spit out a downpour of saliva - if it really relies on spitting to make rain - why should it take a hundred years?"
Xie Lingya: "…"
Hai Guanchao: "Is it because the gods' concept of time is different from ours?"
Xie Lingya covered her heart and said, "You are right. I decided to wash my hands."
Although Baoyangguan is not short of food to feed this snake, and it is finally "removing harm for the people", Xie Lingya is still a little lost. After Shi Changxuan came back, he still told him about it.
Shi Changxuan's expression was a little strange at that time.
Xie Lingya only felt that he was also a little speechless, and he was probably looking forward to it at the beginning. How to say, the good dragon also accounted for the dragon character.
It was only because he heard Shang Lu Shen Poyin's laughter. He thought about it and didn't say it, but raised another topic: "My classmates want to invite to go out to play, are you going?"
Xie Lingya said in surprise: "How many students are there in your major, and it seems that you have never organized an event before."
Unlike their class and department, Xie Lingya was often invited to participate in various activities, but he refused.
Shi Changxuan said, "Students who often take big classes together."
It is said that I want to go to the surrounding villages, because it is located on a high mountain. At this time, the urban area of Jiyang is quite warm, but it is snowing on the top of the mountain. Many citizens take advantage of the weekend to go to the mountains to see the snow and ice. After all, Jiyang is in the south. You can see snow every year.
Xie Lingya thought that it would be nothing to go, so it was a date, so he nodded in agreement.
…
It was only when Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan went over together that he knew why he called him. This time, it was a self-driving tour, and there were about ten people, all of whom were couples.
Shi Changxuan's promise to come here was a bit surprising to these people. Besides, he also said that he would bring someone with him. Everyone was fantasizing whether Shi Changxuan wanted to bring a girlfriend, and what his girlfriend would be like, wouldn't it be a girl? Taoist? But it should look good too!
When they saw the companion they brought, they realized embarrassingly that it was good-looking, but it was a man!
At the same time, Shi Changxuan is always aloof and unapproachable. Could it be that he hasn't communicated with people for a long time, so he doesn't understand what everyone means when he has a companion
Because of this shock, the scene fell into embarrassment for a second.
Xie Lingya glanced at all the couples, and was embarrassed for a moment, then greeted them casually.
If you change to other people, you will probably laugh a little, how can you bring a man? You are gay, but Shi Changxuan is in front of them, so they have to pretend to accept it.
Someone pondered for a long time, and then said: "...I said why it looks familiar, aren't you the one who holds Yangguan, that...?"
This also makes sense, Shi Changxuan is holding Yangguan, and as they have been on the news several times, the classmates have long known about it.
This man had seen Xie Lingya's news and shook hands a little excitedly.
Xie Lingya shook his head indifferently, and shoved him a talisman: "Hey, it's easy to do it if you know me, one person will send a mountain entry talisman."
Everyone: "… "
The Mountain Entry Talisman is worn when entering the mountain, which can prevent poisonous gas and tigers and leopards from attacking. I specifically inquired about the number of people, and drew more than a dozen of them.
Shi Changxuan's classmates unexpectedly and excitedly accepted the Shanshan Talisman.
Xie Lingya took a look. In fact, they are not junior high school students. At such a young age, some of them often go out to play, and they are well prepared. Xie Lingya saw that the trunk of one of the cars had tarps, military coats, etc. .
The township they are going to is called Rongsi Township, which is the most remote township in Jiyang City. The nearest village is two and a half hours away from Jiyang City, and the place they want to go takes three and a half hours by car. car. Then I have to walk a distance to see the snow. It is the only guest house where I live at night, or it is a renovated residential house. In recent years, people gradually like to go there to travel and watch the scenery, so it was set up.
Xie Lingya was sitting in the car, rubbing the little snake on his wrist. Although it was snowing on the mountain, the obedient dragon was hiding in the flesh, and it would be fine with his warmth.
Rongsi Township is a place that has not yet been formally developed. The so-called tour guides here are all part-time locals, and there are no scenic spots. A group of people drove up the mountain. In fact, the scenery along the way was very beautiful, especially the terraced fields in the mountain. The three cars stopped to take a few photos on the way.
After arriving in the village, a local guide will guide them and take them to the guest house.
It was cold on the mountain, and there was still unmelted snow on the ground. Xie Lingya added an extra coat, so layer upon layer, the dragon on his wrist was even less obvious. Originally, it liked to hook Xie Lingya's middle knuckle with its tail, but at this time, the tip of its tail was stretched out a little, and it was so cold that it immediately retracted.
A boy was walking, and he watched Xie Lingya's cuff as if there was something like a pointed tail coming out of his cuff, and it disappeared in a flash. He also wondered if he was dazzled, and he didn't see anything after staring for a long time. did not speak.
Indoors, Xie Lingya naturally shared a double room with Changxuan Shi. As soon as he entered the room, he removed the bedside table between the two beds, and then tried to put the two beds together.
Shi Changxuan: "..."
Xie Lingya: "What are you looking at? Come and help."
This is no longer in the spectacle, and it was originally for a different purpose when I came out to play.
Shi Changxuan hesitated for a moment, then pushed the other side of the bed, and the two single beds became one queen bed.
Xie Lingya saw that he hesitated for a while and still came to fight for the bed, and he almost died of laughter in his heart. Oh, I still want to sleep together.
"Shi Changxuan, look at the hot water. The hot water in our room is broken. If it breaks, let someone change the room." Many, pushed the door and came in and shouted.
As soon as he entered the room, he saw the bed that the two were putting together, and he was a little puzzled for a moment, feeling that something was not right...
Before the straight man could come up with an idea, Xie Lingya naturally walked to the bathroom and tapped the faucet, "Oh, just put down some water, it's still hot."
The classmate stood at the door and glanced at their bed again, wanting to ask, but seeing Shi Changxuan's expressionless face, he didn't dare to ask, and finally walked out embarrassedly.
After he left, Xie Lingya leaned against the door and said, "I have come with you, and the bed has been smashed together. Are your classmates unable to believe it or dare to ask?"
Shi Changxuan laughed.
It was already late after going up the mountain today. I will go to the top of the mountain tomorrow to watch the snow. In the afternoon, I will be a guest at the home of the local ethnic minorities and have dinner. It is also arranged by the guide.
Everyone else was a man and a woman, in pairs, Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan were active together throughout the whole process, and no one ever said anything about how the two of you were so basic, and there was no ridicule. Xie Lingya had to wonder how serious Shi Changxuan was when he was in the department.
There is no activity at night, and everyone gathers in one room to play cards and eat snacks.
"Come over tomorrow morning and take the military coats away, it will be colder up there." The student who organized the event said that these military coats were rented and brought up by him at the foot of the mountain, but they were not sold or rented.
Clothes were piled on him, including other items, like hills in the corners.
He said, and turned over the clothes, "Or take them tonight."
His hand was on the clothes, and suddenly he felt something move under his hands, as if there were living things under the clothes.
Unprepared, the cold hairs on this man's body stood up at once, and he took a few steps back.
Others didn't feel it and asked him, "What's wrong?"
He swallowed, "Under there... there seems to be something moving."
Everyone stepped back, and the girl jumped off the bed, "Damn it, isn't it a mouse?"
"A mouse in the clothes??"
"It seems to be bigger than a mouse..." The man said with straight eyes. He looked at his hand, and when he thought of the feeling just now, it was still a little hairy.
"There are some small animals on the mountain, what's strange." Another daring boy stepped forward, holding a stool in his hand, and lifted his clothes at once.
Suddenly, everything stood upright!
"what-"
Screams sounded.
Under the clothes, it turned out to be a snake as thick as an adult man's wrist, with black and yellow patterns on his body. He was so stimulated that he stood up, his mouth opened to reveal his sharp teeth, and the snake vomited.
No matter how daring Rao is, the boy throws his stool and runs away.
The snake can't be stimulated, and while avoiding the stool, it is also frightened and swam on the ground.
Those close to the door rushed out, and the rest were too late, they were all standing on the bed or table—oh no, except for Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan, they were still standing still.
Xie Lingya even said: "In the winter, all snakes hibernate. Only domestic pet snakes and those in zoos will not hibernate."
Everyone hoped that the classmates who rushed out of the door would wake up the people in the guest house. The villagers on the mountain must know how to deal with snakes, right? When they saw that Xie Lingya and the two were still standing on the ground, thinking about this issue, they were all in a hurry. The snake was still running around, "Climb up quickly!"
"Snakes can crawl too." Xie Lingya looked at the classmates of the organization with a calm expression, "It's so cold on the mountain, no snakes will wake up. This snake may not be in the mountains."
"You, what do you mean?" They were a little silly.
Xie Lingya continued to look at the man, "Snakes usually hibernate until spring, but the weather in Tuyang has been getting warmer recently. Maybe some snakes will mistakenly think that spring has come to wake up—I mean, is it possible that they have been awake since they set off? Hiding in those clothes to keep warm?"
At this moment, the cold hair on the classmate's body stood up even more than when he suddenly saw the snake just now.
Xie Lingya's analysis was too meticulous. At first glance, he couldn't find any loopholes. It was true that he was looking around when he entered the guest house. Why did such a big snake sneak in suddenly? I can't see it. Not to mention that when they went to the homes of ethnic minorities before, they also said that there were homemade herbs, and snakes, insects, rats and ants did not like to come in.
When he thought that the snake might have been in the car along the way, or maybe he was the one who moved into the car, he felt like his scalp was going to explode!
At this point, the snake found the only two creatures still on the ground, and swam towards them in an S-shape.
At the same time, there were hurried footsteps outside, and the people from the guest house came.
Everyone watched in horror as the two did not dodge, the snake rushed over, and Xie Lingya even squatted down...
The big snake hissed and swam in front of Xie Lingya, raised his head, and immediately stopped in a hurry, then turned around and swam back suddenly, the speed seemed to be faster, as if something was chasing it.
Everyone: "??"
The owner of the hostel had already come in with a stick in his hand. Seeing such a big snake, he took a deep breath, "Where did this snake come from, I've never seen the pattern before."
His words seemed to confirm Xie Lingya's previous speculation that the classmate who was suspected of putting the snake and clothes into the car almost fainted.
The boss sprayed the snake with realgar water, rolled it up with a wooden stick, and wrapped it in a net, then the alarm was lifted.
But compared to this method of catching snakes in the mountains, what shocked everyone more was that Shi Changxuan and Xie Lingya were not afraid just now, or should be said to be bold.
"Difficult, could it be because of that talisman?" a girl said weakly.
After she finished speaking, she saw everyone staring at her.
It's not a question, but a feeling of enlightenment!
That's right, isn't Baoyang Temple famous for its talismans
In addition, there have been rumors in the school recently that the principal once invited Taoist priests from the school to see the feng shui of the new dormitory building, and the construction was also in accordance with the master's words.
Students from other departments don't know, how can their philosophy departments know that there are Taoists in the religion major! And Xie Lingya, who is not a Taoist is better than a Taoist!
For a time, everyone involuntarily touched their own mountain entry talisman. Could it be that if they didn't hide just now, the snake didn't dare to approach
"The talisman into the mountain is used to prevent poison gas and encounter wild animals such as tigers and leopards, not including snakes." Xie Lingya broke their illusions.
"Then how did you do it?"
"I brought medicine." Xie Lingya said vaguely.
When everyone thought that the boss used realgar water to soften the snake's body just now, it seemed that this statement was acceptable.
Only the person at the door saw what looked like a tail sticking out of Xie Lingya's sleeve. At this time, he looked around again, but he saw a slender thing slipping down from Xie Lingya's cuff and circled his middle finger. , and quickly retracted.
This time I really saw it clearly.
He opened his mouth and looked at Xie Lingya with a shocked face. He found that Xie Lingya was still as if nothing had happened, and instantly wondered if his eyes were broken, or... What kind of strange things were raised by unscientific professionals
Rumors of poisonous gu and the like all came to my mind at once, and I couldn't help but look at Xie Lingya in awe.
Xie Lingya didn't know that he had another identity as a witch master in the eyes of others. He pinched the good dragon's tail in his sleeve as a compliment.
After returning, Xie Lingya said to Shi Changxuan, "Although it is thin and short, it can only spray water, but it is still useful."
Although the good dragon is not big, it has entered another realm, which is not comparable to ordinary snakes. Although the snake is big, it is still a lot worse in front of the evil dragon. How can it not be a shit when you see it.
After speaking, Shi Changxuan fell into a long silence, "..."
Xie Lingya recalled what he said just now, suddenly understood something, and gave Shi Changxuan a wicked smile, "Oh, brother, I won't say more, just think about strange things in my heart."
Shi Changxuan: "..."
He stretched out his hand like picking off a bracelet, tore open the dragon that was unwilling to come down, hung it on the lamp, and took Liu Lingtong off and put it on the bedside table.
Shi Changxuan looked at him silently for a while, then took down Shang Lushen and put it in the drawer.
in the dark.
Shang Lu Shen: "...Alas."
Liu Lingtong: "..."
…
The next day, everyone went up the mountain wearing their own coats, and no one wanted to wear a military coat wrapped in a snake. Fortunately, I brought a down jacket, which is not so cold and windproof, but it is enough.
Shi Changxuan helped Xie Lingya from time to time, and the tips of his ears were a little red.
Xie Lingya was half-hanging on him, climbed the mountain, and looked around, the mountains were covered with snow and the sky was open. Those classmates happily took pictures and picked ice from the trees.
They stood under a snow-covered pine tree, Xie Lingya held Shi Changxuan's face, kissed him with the coldness of ice and snow, and melted it in the heat between his lips and tongue.
Shi Changxuan hugged Xie Lingya's waist and embraced him.
At the same time, Shang Lushen and Liu Lingtong, who were on the left and right shoulders of the two, also slammed their wooden heads together because of this hug.
Shang Lushen: "..."
Liu Lingtong: "..."
Alas, a little embarrassing...
After a long while, Xie Lingya was still a little forgetful, obviously his lips were sucked by Shi Changxuan, but it seemed that the marrow was also sucked away, his whole body was soft and his cheeks were flushed.
Suddenly I heard a thin voice shouting forcefully: "Don't kiss!!"
Xie Lingya was agitated, only paused, and immediately separated. Then he was a little funny and said, "Scare me, don't be so excited when someone comes."
Shang Lu said vigorously: "I can't stand it anymore with no one here!"
Xie Lingya: "…"
Shi Changxuan: "..."
Liu Lingtong also said sadly: "Master, I hit my head..."
Xie Lingya didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he moved Liu Lingtong. After thinking about it, he said, "Anyway, don't disturb us in the future. You need to be sensible to be a good boy. You never say anything about good dragon."
Shang Lushen, Liu Lingtong: It also has to be able to speak?
Xie Lingya and Shi Changxuan spent two days on the mountain before returning to Baoyang Temple.
This time, I have to prepare for the opening of Sazu's Hall of Chongen Zhenjun again. If we have to do it, we will welcome the statue of Sazu into the hall, and then consecrate it.
Sazu is the master of the main deity of Benguan, which is naturally unusual. Xie Lingya invites all believers to participate in the dharma assembly. And this auspicious day happened to be a weekend, and the view was very lively on that day.
After Xie Lingya was busy, it was time to take a break when the ceremony began, and Zhang Daoting presided over the consecration.
Most of the people were in the Sazu Hall, Xie Lingya was in the Lingguan Hall, sitting on the kneeling stool with Shi Changxuan, relying on the patriarch to know the relationship between the two, he was unscrupulous.
In fact, it can't be said to be unscrupulous, it's just that Xie Lingya squeezed Shi Changxuan's hand. Thinking of how he squeezed his hand before, his face turned red.
Shi Changxuan grabbed his hand with his backhand and looked down. Very early on, Shi Changxuan noticed that Xie Lingya's hand was very beautiful, slender, fair, and shiny like jade. With bright red cinnabar, it is extremely eye-catching and pierces people's eyes...
Shi Changxuan raised his hand, and under his gaze, he lowered his eyes and kissed his fingertips lightly.
Xie Lingya only felt his fingertips numb, and he was in a trance for a while. He was about to speak when he heard a reprimand.
"Lingya!"
Xie Lingya suddenly looked up and saw that his father was at the door with Song Jing, and was holding Sisi in his arms. At this time, his face was ugly.
Father Xie knew that there was a dharma meeting in Baoyang Temple, so he took advantage of the weekend to come and see his son, and also brought his sister, to give him a surprise, who would have seen this scene.
Xie Lingya was a little surprised, but he had already practiced confessing to others what was going on, so he quickly picked up his mood, stood up and said, "Dad, let me talk to you."
He walked over, reaching for his father's arm.
Song Jing's face also tightened, and she wanted to persuade Father Xie to calm down, but thinking about her own identity, it was not easy to speak.
"What are you talking about! I'll break your leg!" Father Xie roared at him rarely. Since Xie Lingya entered the rebellious period when he was a teenager, and he had conflicts again, he didn't dare to speak loudly with his son. At this moment, with a loud roar, he regained the prestige of that tall father in a trance.
He always told his son not to become a monk. Who knows if he didn't become a monk, he went straight to a man.
In Xie Lingya's hands, Jiaolong was frightened by Father Xie's thunder-like voice, and his head popped out of his head.
As soon as Father Xie lowered his head and saw that Xie Lingya had a snake in his hand, he took a few steps back with the sound of "I x", and fell on the steps, with no momentum, tears came out, and he cried out in grief: "I, I The tailbone seems to be broken..."
Xie Lingya: "…"
Xie Lingya wanted to step up to help him, but Father Xie shouted when he saw the snake, "Don't come here!"
Xie Lingya had no choice but to look back, Shi Changxuan strode over, carrying Xie's father to the clinic.
Father Xie's buttocks hurt so much, he was angry and felt ashamed, but he really didn't have the guts to say that I would rather crawl.
…
Clinic.
Although Father Xie didn't say anything, from the look in his eyes, Song Jing's embarrassed expression, the appearance of Shi Changxuan and Xie Lingya, and Xie Lingya never said that his father would come today, etc. The tide still sees the truth.
He asked Xie Lingya in horror: "Teacher Xie, I thought your cruelty had a bottom line. You can't beat someone just because your dad doesn't agree with you being together?"
Or how to say Mr. Xie is worthy of Mr. Xie. It is because I broke my son's leg in other people's homes, right