1. How do you usually address each other?
He Zhiyuan: Baby.
Song Ran: Mr. He.
He Zhiyuan: What else?
Song Ran (shy): Old man, husband...
He Zhiyuan: What else?
Song Ran: Zhiyuan.
He Zhiyuan (smile): What else?
Song Ran (staring angrily): Just tell me, how many times do you want to play this meme? Father, ancestor, uncle?
He Zhiyuan: Hahahahahaha!
2. What was your first impression when you first met?
Songran: Just... I'm completely stupid, thinking who is this, so handsome, I really want to marry him, I really want to be carried back by him to have a monkey...
He Zhiyuan: The first time I saw him was in the 9-second video shot by Xiao Q. He wore a plaid apron. He was bold and cowardly at one time, very interesting, a boy.
3. What is the most unforgettable thing in your past memories?
Song Ran: Hmm... Let's meet the phone call the next day. He didn't take good care of the children, and he quarreled with me, yelled at me, and hung up the phone.
He Zhiyuan: It seems that you hold a grudge.
Song Ran: No, I recorded this on the first page of the small book.
He Zhiyuan: The thing that impressed me the most... That time Lin Hui made Bobu cry. He helped coax the children, but he didn't realize I was eavesdropping. When I listened to it, I was a little bit helpless, I thought he was like an angel.
4. What do you think of his appearance?
Song Ran (swallowing): Look up to him!
He Zhiyuan (laughs): Be his role model.
5. What kind of person do you think the other person is?
He Zhiyuan: Strong, optimistic, thoughtful, sometimes inexplicably inferior, but I usually find the reason (laughs proudly). The disadvantage is that the frying point is too low, and I like to fry it when I have nothing to do.
Songran: I never bomb in front of others. You spoil me, I'll just be self-willed, anyway, I won't blow it up (music).
He Zhiyuan (sincerely): This is my honor.
Songran: His words... He is a mature, stable, and rich man (laughs), and he is also a kind of technical guy. Sometimes the way of thinking about problems is too rational. I can't keep up with it. Fortunately, we communicate frequently. . I'm a person who is easy to get in the horns, but he has a very good temper and will take the trouble to explain it to me, so there is no misunderstanding between the two of us so far.
He Zhiyuan: The previous phone quarrel was probably the only misunderstanding.
Song Ran: Yes, so my booklet is blank from the second page ╮(╯▽╰)╭
He Zhiyuan: Sounds good.
6. Why do you like each other?
He Zhiyuan: Education, income, health, don't like to hate people...
Song Ran (beat): Hey!
He Zhiyuan (laughs): Well, you say it first.
Songran (happy): Mainly I like Boob, and I like him a little bit, 1%.
He Zhiyuan (nodding): I like your dishonesty.
Song Ran: …
7. Where do you always want to complain about each other?
Song Ran: I can't bring children, really, not until now.
He Zhiyuan: I have more than my heart but not enough power.
Songran: When he gets along with me, he will be mature enough to make me think: How can such a man be a bad father? But as soon as he got along with Boob, he immediately... changed his soul (helplessly spread his hands).
He Zhiyuan: I am studying hard.
Songran: Do you have anything to complain about me?
He Zhiyuan: Dare not dare.
8. What is the current relationship between the two?
He Zhiyuan: A stable marriage relationship.
Songran: Cooperative parenting, cooperative cat raising.
9. Are you satisfied with your current relationship?
He Zhiyuan: Very satisfied, I hope to maintain this relationship for a lifetime.
Songran: Me too!
10. How do outsiders view the relationship between the two?
He Zhiyuan: We have come out publicly. Friends and colleagues all know that I have a wife who cares for the family and loves to fry.
Songran: The mother-in-law of the publishing house also blessed us.
11. What do you like the most about what the other person says to you?
Song Ran: I am a very vulgar person, so I just want to hear five words: Baby, I love you.
He Zhiyuan: Baby, I love you.
Song Ran: Hey.
He Zhiyuan: Then he will answer what I want to hear the most.
Songran: I love you too!
He Zhiyuan: Hmm.
12. Are there any anniversaries or special memorable events? How will we celebrate together?
He Zhiyuan: Wedding anniversary.
Songran (happy): It's the same day as my birthday!
He Zhiyuan: I will go out for a big meal, and I will make him happy. When I come back to bed, the scale will become very large. I can make any request, such as role-playing, etc., he will not refuse.
Song Ran: Like inserting a squirrel tail butt plug or something.
He Zhiyuan: The morality is reserved for the last 50 questions, and now it is a little more serious.
13. Talk about what you do on birthdays, Valentine's Day, Christmas and New Years.
Song Ran: Eat, eat, eat, eat.
He Zhiyuan: Pop, pop, pop, pop.
Song Ran: …
He Zhiyuan: Hmm.
14. When do you feel happiest when you are together?
He Zhiyuan: Stay in the same space with him, don't talk to each other, just kiss when you think of it, the atmosphere is very relaxed and there is no pressure.
Songran: Well, it's just like everyday life.
15. What is the scene of the confession?
He Zhiyuan: I confessed to him on the phone, his reaction was very funny, I couldn't believe it.
Songran: Because it was so sudden... I always thought it would be the other way around.
16. What will happen if the other party is sick or injured?
He Zhiyuan: Go to the hospital.
Songran: He can be very calm, but I will be very worried. I will send him to the hospital as soon as possible, and then call Zhan Yuwen to come and see if he can help.
He Zhiyuan: He is not someone who is easily panicked, but he is very afraid of my accident. The last time I was admitted to the hospital with gastroenteritis, he called Zhan Yuwen ten times, and even Lin Hui called.
Song Ran: …
17. What does the other party do to make you feel unhappy?
He Zhiyuan: Self-deprecation. It was very frequent when we first met, but it is much better now.
Song Ran (surprised): No, I feel relieved and like what he does.
18. How to deal with quarrels and conflicts between two people in the process of getting along?
He Zhiyuan: Talk.
Songran: Actually, there is no contradiction. Occasionally, when I stubbornly say a few words, he will pull me to sit down and talk.
19. Are you living together now? If living together, who is responsible for household chores?
He Zhiyuan: Halfway through the housework.
Songran: I cook, he washes the dishes, I bathe Boob, and he tells stories to Boob.
20. Is there a rival in love?
He Zhiyuan: No.
Songran: The whole world is my rival!
He Zhiyuan: (laughs)
21. How to deal with a rival in love or someone who has an ambiguous relationship with each other?
He Zhiyuan: When he meets me, it is impossible for him to be taken down by others. I still have this confidence.
Song Ran: He has already come out of the closet publicly on live broadcast. He has cut his own way, and there will be no ambiguous objects. I also have this confidence.
22. Do you love Wu and Wu, and do you have a good impression of people who are similar in appearance or personality to him?
He Zhiyuan: No.
Songran: There will be no one like my Mr. He.
23. What will the other party do when they are jealous?
He Zhiyuan: Fuck it.
Songran: Do you want to be so straightforward and violent?
He Zhiyuan: How can I describe it... If he is jealous, it means that he is worried that I will empathize. In this case, the most important thing is to give him a sense of security and let him know that I can't have anyone else, so I'll probably do something to improve the sense of security.
Songran: Like?
He Zhiyuan: Fuck it.
Song Ran (collapse): Why does having a fuck increase your sense of security?
He Zhiyuan: Don't you know that every time you slap me hard, your eyes light up - if I slap you hard, are you still worried that I like others?
Songran: Makes sense.
24. What is the weakest point that you are most likely to be poked by the other party?
He Zhiyuan: Calling her "husband" with her lonely eyes.
Song Ran (stares): I call her "baby" with... with her loving eyes.
25. How would you feel if you saw the other party wearing women's clothes?
Song Ran: No... Dharma... Thinking... Image...
He Zhiyuan: There should be a very novel feeling. Let's try it next time, just an ordinary little lace skirt and cat ears.
26. Where would you most like to go together?
Song Ran: I want to bring Boob to every Disneyland in the world!
He Zhiyuan: Good idea.
27. What happens when you see the other person sleeping beside you?
He Zhiyuan: I will be very at ease... I will still want to kiss him, including his face, and below, I want to see him in a daze, unbearable and terribly comfortable, his butt and waist will twist.
Songran: Before... It seemed like there were a few times when I was very comfortable... Did you do it?
He Zhiyuan (laughs): It's me.
Song Ran: Why are you so perverted!
He Zhiyuan: Most of the time, I'm not so perverted, I just watch you sleep quietly, I feel that the world is really peaceful and life is really happy.
Songran: Me too. He slept next to me like a knight slept with a princess... no no no, like a prince!
He Zhiyuan: Hahahahaha, my princess.
28. What do you do when the other party is in a bad mood?
Songran: I will be silent by myself. If I happen to be there, call me over and rub me.
He Zhiyuan: He would lose his temper, ignore me for a long time, break away when he hugs him, bite me when he kisses... At times like this, he usually needs to be fucked.
Song Ran: Fucking a meal is really a panacea.
29. What should I do if the relationship between the two is obstructed?
He Zhiyuan: No one can stop me from liking him.
Songran: Thinking about it seriously, I really can't think of where the resistance will come from.
30. Have you shed tears for each other? cry for what?
Songran: The night he hung up on me, I cried alone for several hours and felt very sad.
He Zhiyuan: I'm sorry.
Songran: Have you ever cried for me?
He Zhiyuan: I cried.
Songran: Why didn't I know?
He Zhiyuan: On the day you promised to marry me.
31. In case of losing each other...?
Songran: I will send him off solemnly, and then I will live a good life alone.
He Zhiyuan: Well, it is like this.
32. What will you do when the other party is provoked, insulted or hurt by others?
Song Ran: Of course I will rush to protect him, don't look at me as a zero, my combat effectiveness is very strong!
He Zhiyuan: I will come to him as soon as possible to maintain his dignity and safety.
33. Have you ever lost your face in front of the other party?
Songran: Count! Do not! win! number! He's a guy who loves to dig holes for me to jump in.
He Zhiyuan: It's not called digging, mainly because he is too careless.
34. What kind of physical contact do you like most with each other?
Songran: A quiet hug.
He Zhiyuan: 18cm negative distance piston movement.
Song Ran: I'm a little confused, aren't you quite a gentleman in private, why are you so violent now?
He Zhiyuan: In order to declare sovereignty.
35. If you use one color to describe each other, what color would it be?
Songran: Gold! Shining Mr. He!
He Zhiyuan: The grass is green, he looks like a green plant with a little thorn.
36. If you compare the other party to an animal, what would it be?
Songran: Lion! Brave Mr. He!
He Zhiyuan: A cat? It's sticky for a while and frizzy for a while... Or maybe it's a dog, with a very sincere personality.
Song Ran: Can't you choose a majestic animal to describe me?
He Zhiyuan: Big dog.
Song Ran: …
37. Continuing, what will happen if the other party suddenly becomes this kind of animal one day?
He Zhiyuan: I will love him very much, buy him the best dog food and toys, and play with him every day.
Song Ran: Feeding him with his body is the most violent feeding method.
He Zhiyuan: I can't see that you like such a heavy taste.
Songran: If it's yours, of course you can play anything.
38. What do you think the other person wears the best?
Songran: Suit! shirt! tie! Super elite fan, and a little abstinence, people want to touch and rub.
He Zhiyuan: I like that when he just woke up, his hair was messy, he was wearing only a pair of underwear, he was sitting on the bed with a quilt and yawning... I like it very, very much.
39. What is the most attractive moment for the other party?
Songran: He took me to his company, and I think he was very radiant when he was working.
He Zhiyuan: His words... When you bring Boob, it's so special and gentle.
40. What should I do if the other party is drunk?
He Zhiyuan (calmly): Fuck it.
Songran (blushing): Let him fuck.
41. Do you feel that you and the other party are more similar or different?
He Zhiyuan: Obviously there are many different places. I'm very different from him, almost nothing alike.
Songran: Well, very different, but complementary everywhere.
He Zhiyuan: This actually reassures me. We will always feel fresh when we are together, and we will not be unable to understand each other.
42. If the other party has done something wrong, how will he be punished?
He Zhiyuan: Fuck...
Song Ran: Don't fuck it! Don't give a fuck!
He Zhiyuan (laughs): You said it doesn't count.
43. Is the other party the first love? Has the past relationship between the two affected each other?
Songran: He was my first love, but I was not his first love.
He Zhiyuan: I talked to a few girlfriends before.
Songran: Although it wasn't my first love, I didn't feel unhappy because... He likes me the most.
He Zhiyuan (laughs): Yes.
44. Is there a significant difference in age, height or status with the other party? Do you care about this?
Song Ran: The age difference is eight years old, and the height difference is ten centimeters. What is the status...
He Zhiyuan: There is no difference, we are a good match - he works hard, and I work hard.
Song Ran: Yes!
45. What if the other party betrays you?
He Zhiyuan: Will you?
Song Ran: No.
He Zhiyuan: Obviously neither will I.
46. Try to act coquettishly at each other?
Song Ran: Husband...
He Zhiyuan: Tweet!
He Zhiyuan: Baby...
Songran: Chirp!
47. Have you ever kissed? What was the scene of the first kiss?
He Zhiyuan: When we first met, it was behind that bus stop. He was bold and took the initiative to tease me. I didn't let him go and kissed me back.
Songran: That kiss was so long, my heart almost stopped beating.
He Zhiyuan: At that time, I really couldn't control it. I thought that this boy finally belonged to me, and I would never let him live alone or make him sad.
48. Do you hope to be with each other all the time in the future?
He Zhiyuan: I hope to be with him all the time, to protect and accompany him.
Songran: Me too. I want to stay with him all the time, teach him how to take care of the kids, and then... well, fuck him for the rest of my life (laughs).
49. How important is he to you?
He Zhiyuan: I didn't know how beautiful a person can be before I met him. After meeting him, everything around me became beautiful.
Song Ran: He is as important to me as the sunshine—it can be separated, but not without.
50. Do you love him?
Songran: From the first time I saw him, I loved him so much I couldn't help it.
He Zhiyuan: No one can replace his position in my heart.
51. Next is the fifty questions about intercourse. The first question, is it the attacker or the receiver?
He Zhiyuan: The attacker with strong waist.
Song Ran: The recipient who is too tightly clamped.
He Zhiyuan (surprised): I didn't expect you to get out of control on the first question in the second half?
Song Ran (smiles): Is it okay?
He Zhiyuan (pharynx): … Tight.
52. Have you considered the issue of attack and reversal?
Song Ran (laughs): Although my personality is explosive, I am a pure zero, and my teenage dreams are just below.
He Zhiyuan: He didn't think about reversing. He really enjoyed the feeling of crying and begging in my arms until he couldn't run away. Because of his face, he would make trouble every time he woke up.
Song Ran: …
He Zhiyuan: But I know he likes it.
53. Where is the first H?
He Zhiyuan: My bed.
Songran (quietly): Hmm.
54. Describe the situation at that time?
He Zhiyuan (smiles): I just remember a daring little fox who hooked me with lust, and thought he was very capable, but as soon as he tasted the pleasure of the prostate, he ran away and decided not to do it.
Song Ran: I I I...
He Zhiyuan: You can say that you are not cowardly.
Song Ran (honestly): Coward.
He Zhiyuan: Later, I honestly pressed me on the bed and tried various positions, but finally stopped running.
55. How do you feel after the first H?
Songran: Very, very good... When I woke up, my bones were sore and painful, but it was very comfortable. I want to do it again soon (shy).
He Zhiyuan: That's because you passed out immediately. I did the bathing, cleaning, and applying medicine by myself, and I was busy until 4:00 a.m. to serve you. Trying to seduce me the next day, you know your back is swollen?
Songran: Hey, be quiet.
56. How many rounds will H do each time? How long will it last?
Songran: Once or twice, from ten o'clock in the evening to twelve o'clock.
He Zhiyuan: It has something to do with frequency. I do it every day when I'm at home, once or twice a night. If I came back from a business trip for half a month, he would spend an afternoon draining me.
57. What is your favorite body position?
Songran (excited): There are many, such as sitting on his lap and hugging him. There is also the back position, I am lying on my stomach, he is standing, so it is very hard, and it goes deep...
He Zhiyuan (reluctantly): He saw some strange postures on the Internet, and he would bring them over and ask me to try them. For example, the one that has been very popular recently, in the back position, both kneeling against the wall and pressing their wrists, saying that they can't break free no matter what...
Song Ran (urgent): Don't mention that!
He Zhiyuan: Say it yourself, what happened later.
Song Ran (shy): Later... That position is not, isn't it going to be done against the wall? He has been pushing very hard. Once, when I was pushing up, I couldn't resist, and Ding Ding directly hit the wall.
He Zhiyuan: He screamed on the spot, I thought he was broken.
Song Ran (covering his face): Wasn't it okay later?
He Zhiyuan (sneering): Well, it's okay, it's just been withered for three days, grinning when I go to the toilet, and urine is crooked.
Song Ran (beat): You are so annoying.
58. What do you like to do when you are H?
He Zhiyuan: I'm more focused, and I basically don't do anything other than waist exercises.
Song Ran: I... I don't do anything else, I just practice my voice when I'm cool, ummm...
He Zhiyuan: Very pleasant.
59. What do you like about each other when H?
He Zhiyuan: I like to hear him call her husband.
Song Ran (angry): Isn't that right?
He Zhiyuan: Then what do I like to hear from you?
Songran: Dad.
He Zhiyuan (laughs): Be good.
Song Ran: ! ! !
60. Where is the most sensitive part of the other party?
He Zhiyuan: The back of the neck, the nipples, the inner thighs, and the ridges.
Songran: His palms and abdominal muscles are very sensitive, of course, the most sensitive is Tintin's small round head.
He Zhiyuan: Little painter, your metaphor is really interesting.
61. What tricks have you played in the process of H?
Song Ran: Playing in a suit, he tied my wrist with a tie, spanked my butt, made me pretend to be a squirrel, made me pull mushrooms, made me climb the sofa...
He Zhiyuan (laughs): You seem to be enjoying it.
Songran: What's so shy in front of you?
62. What kind of fun play do you like?
Songran: He always wants me to be called Dad.
He Zhiyuan: He always wanted to have a baby for me.
Song Ran (shamed): No!
He Zhiyuan (raises his eyebrows): Then what do you mean you keep asking me to ejaculate inside?
Song Ran (mumbles): The fat water doesn't flow into the fields of outsiders...
63. Under normal circumstances, which party is more active in H?
Song Ran: Evenly matched!
He Zhiyuan: It was definitely him in the early stage, but in the later stage he was paralyzed, so it was my turn.
64. When H, what kind of reaction do you like the most?
Song Ran: I like that he looks at me from above with sweat dripping, his eyes are deep and focused, his movements are beautiful, he is slightly panting, and then... I squeeze him hard, and he will show the kind of "Stop making trouble baby, I can't stand it." this" expression.
He Zhiyuan: Why am I a little hot?
Songran: How about you?
He Zhiyuan: I, I like that when you are unconscious under me, and you are shaking and shrinking back while crying, shouting no more, usually within ten seconds, you will come out.
Song Ran: Hmph.
65. What does the other party say will make you feel uncontrollable?
Songran: As long as he gasped, I knelt down.
He Zhiyuan: When he has lust, just give me a look and I will understand.
66. What do you think of SM or rape play?
Songran: SM I don't mind. Actually, I, I also have a little bit of that mentality, and I am willing to surrender to him.
He Zhiyuan: Of course I don't mind. If he has needs, I will study and master the standards.
67. What will you do if the other party is sexually harassed?
Song Ran: I will tell that person generously that this excellent gentleman is my tailor-made companion, please go away.
He Zhiyuan: I may use actual actions to force the other party to roll away a little, and never show up again.
68. How about your own H technology?
Song Ran: At least oral life is good.
He Zhiyuan: Well, this has improved a lot and deserves praise. As for me, it is not a problem to shoot him within ten minutes...
Song Ran (interrupting): Don't do this!
He Zhiyuan (laughs thoughtfully): For your dignity, I try not to do this.
69. Which one do you prefer, foreplay or main play?
Song Ran: Anyway, I can ejaculate, I like it. If I had to choose one, of course it was a real show, after all, he was in my body when it was officially done.
He Zhiyuan: Yes, the feeling of body blending is the best.
70. How to start a H?
He Zhiyuan: There are all kinds of ways, but most of them are unexpected. Once he rushed over to catch my bird and said that the big bird, big bird, wake up, get up and peck wood = =|||
Songran: Isn't that because I happened to draw a woodpecker!
He Zhiyuan (laughs): Does your editor know that your mind is so dirty when you draw children's pictures?
Song Ran (angry): Do you want me to take into account my pure heart when I have sex and draw mushrooms?
He Zhiyuan: …
Song Ran (angry): I also have to draw chicken leg mushrooms! Be rough! Be big! Still bend! Do your employees know that their boss is so unscrupulous?
He Zhiyuan: …
Song Ran (angry): Humph!
71. What is the most passionate H you have done so far?
He Zhiyuan: Last year. I drove him to Bonneville Salt Lake. It was midnight, there was no one around the lake, and there were two huge symmetrical moons on the lake and the sky. I opened the carport and put down the seats and we did it in the middle of the two moons.
Songran: Well, everything there is symmetrical, I can see the moon, he can see the moon.
He Zhiyuan: Very unforgettable.
Song Ran: It would be better if you didn't point to the thing that shot on my stomach and said it was a milky white galaxy╮(╯▽╰)╭
He Zhiyuan: …
72. Do you want to have the same H in the future?
He Zhiyuan: Once is enough. Next time I hope by the sea, or in the redwoods.
Songran: I can see that Mr. He has a heart that cares about the world.
73. How would you react when you see the other person naked?
Song Ran (enthusiastic): Touch his abs, lick his boobs, grab his strong man!
He Zhiyuan (sigh): Baby...
Song Ran: Come on, say it again!
He Zhiyuan (holding his forehead): Touch his abdominal muscles, lick his boobs, grab him... grab...
Song Ran (expecting): What are you arresting him for?
He Zhiyuan (reluctantly): To arrest him as a strong man... You have to hear the word "strong", right?
Songran: Am I not strong?
He Zhiyuan: Strong and strong.
74. What will the other party wear to be very sexy?
Song Ran: A suit, it's tightly wrapped, it looks so abstinent, it makes people want to peel it off layer by layer. Or simply wear nothing and show your abs and pecs.
He Zhiyuan: The apron.
Song Ran: Hey, where is it sexy?
He Zhiyuan (with a faint smile): Only wearing an apron.
75. When the desire is dissatisfied but the other party does not know, what method is used to hint?
He Zhiyuan: There are many more—the wonton shop is about to open. Sir, would you like a bowl? The mooncake shop is about to open, sir, don't you want a piece? The little mushrooms in the field have grown up, sir, won't you take one home? It's so itchy that there are bugs growing in the trunk. Wouldn't you like to drill a woodpecker?
Songran: I can't help it. I draw children's illustrations, and my imagination is so elegant.
76. If the other party doesn't want to do it, will they endure or continue to tease?
Songran: If I don't want to do it, he will endure it.
He Zhiyuan: If I don't want to do it, he will fuck in front of me.
Song Ran: Uh...
He Zhiyuan: No?
Song Ran: But... not anymore!
He Zhiyuan: Later, I learned a few lessons and learned a little bit. He would greet me in advance and say, "Then I will do it myself!" Therefore, it should still belong to "will continue to tease".
77. Have you ever thought about the experience of masturbation?
Song Ran (counseled): We... why don't we... skip... this question... right?
He Zhiyuan: If you have the guts to do it, why don't you have the guts to mention it?
Song Ran (counsel): My brain was really struck by lightning!
He Zhiyuan: Actually, I have it too.
Song Ran (shocked): When?
He Zhiyuan: One night before I met you. So baby don't be shy, we're all the same.
78. What will happen if you find that the other party is masturbating behind your back?
He Zhiyuan: Fuck it.
Songran: Fucked by him... (confused) Why are the answers to so many questions universal?
79. Where is H often?
Songran: Home. Bed, living room sofa, video room sofa, dining table, kitchen...
He Zhiyuan: Outside. In the car, in the garage, by the lake, in the grass...
80. Have you ever done it in public or outdoors?
He Zhiyuan: See the previous question, too many.
Song Ran (raises hand): Absolutely not in public!
81. What places would you like to try before?
He Zhiyuan: My office.
Songran: Even the glass in your office is transparent!
He Zhiyuan: It can be opaque as long as you want.
82. If you can realize a delusion that you don't usually dare to propose, what do you want to achieve the most?
Songran: Well... I want to lie in his arms and not have sex, and ask him to read me a storybook, just like reading to Boob. And then... I wanted him to pat me on the back and put me to sleep.
He Zhiyuan: Want to be a child?
Songran: Well, I want to be a child in front of you all night.
He Zhiyuan: Well, I promise you.
He Zhiyuan: My words... In fact, there is no idea that cannot be realized. I may hope that he will forget the unpleasant things in the past. However, he has now accepted it calmly and has survived, so there is nothing left.
83. How different is the impression of the other party at H time from the usual impression?
He Zhiyuan: If the aunts of the publishing house see it, he will be unemployed directly.
Songran: If the SwordArc employees saw it, he would go bankrupt.
84. Have you used any sex props or items to participate in H?
He Zhiyuan: squirrel tail, cat tail, cat ears, lace panties.
Songran: Anyway, it's all for me.
85. Describe a situation where the other party unconsciously makes him desire?
He Zhiyuan: Playing with Boob on the train tracks, lying on the ground, pouted, facing me.
Song Ran: …
He Zhiyuan: How about you?
Song Ran (shy): Unbutton his shirt collar with one hand.
He Zhiyuan: So simple?
Song Ran: Well... and reverse.
He Zhiyuan: So when you first saw me...
Song Ran (beat): Shut up! shameless!
86. Will you watch adult movies or books together?
Song Ran: No.
He Zhiyuan: Probably not, I don't want him to see other men's bodies or... a certain part.
87. Which do you prefer, fierce H or gentle H?
He Zhiyuan: He likes gentleness in the first half and fierceness in the second half.
Song Ran: Yes... I hope he can listen to me in the first half, make me feel comfortable, relax, and then when the climax is about to come, I hope he can be as rough as possible!
88. How do you view physical infidelity?
He Zhiyuan: It is unacceptable and will not happen.
Songran: No matter physically or mentally, cheating is not good.
89. What do you feel embarrassed about when you are H?
Songran: Uh... urinating, or thinking that I urinated.
He Zhiyuan (laughs): Actually, it's not a lot, just once or twice. I won't make him feel too ashamed. After all, it should be a pleasant thing.
90. Do you usually take off all your clothes before H?
He Zhiyuan: Not necessarily. For example, on the night of the proposal, the two of them were made in suits, and they didn't even tie their ties.
Songran (annoyed): You didn't understand it, but you solved mine!
He Zhiyuan: I was afraid that you would be too excited to look in the mirror and shoot out ahead of time, so I blindfolded you with a tie.
Song Ran (depressed): In the end, because I couldn't see it, I felt very strong and ejaculated faster...
He Zhiyuan: But most of the time, he does it naked. He likes the warmth and touch of a naked hug.
91. What time is it usually done?
Songran: Usually at night after Boob falls asleep.
He Zhiyuan: Actually, as long as Boob is not around, it can be done at any time of the day or night.
92. Do you sleep immediately after H or do cleaning first?
He Zhiyuan: He will sleep immediately, and I will clean up immediately.
Song Ran (pinch): If you don't make me faint, I can clean it up myself!
He Zhiyuan: Baby, I'm not afraid of trouble. As a considerate and responsible husband, leave the dirty work to me.
93. Will the other party help when cleaning?
Song Ran: Don't ask a comatose Shou, even if I take a shower a hundred times in my dream, it won't help.
He Zhiyuan: As long as he is awake, he will do it himself.
94. If H was accidentally disturbed on the way, how would you deal with it?
Song Ran (sorrowful): There is always only one person who disturbs us.
He Zhiyuan: Hmm.
Songran: Boob is a good boy everywhere, but it's not good that he always knocks on our door.
He Zhiyuan (laughs): But since he told him the story of Peter Pan, he stopped knocking on the door.
Songran: What if he grows up?
He Zhiyuan: When I grow up, I feel even more embarrassed to knock on the door.
95. Has there ever been a case where one party trains the other party?
Song Ran (star eyes): Will there be?
He Zhiyuan (pampering): Gentle tuning is possible. I would take responsibility for his mind and body and allow him to be completely relaxed and completely attached to me during that time.
96. How do you feel when H?
Songran: The greatest joy in my life, whether in bed or under the bed, was given to me by him.
He Zhiyuan: When I saw him cry and cry for me, I felt that being able to use my body to dominate his emotions was a greater satisfaction for me than ejaculation.
97. Have you ever had the experience of secretly flirting or even H in front of outsiders?
Song Ran (shy): Yes.
He Zhiyuan: Once I held a video conference in the study, and there were seven or eight vice presidents sitting across from him. He sneaked in and gave me a mouthful. He was too bold.
Songran: But it's very exciting. I learned it from the forum.
He Zhiyuan: It was really exciting, so when we "punished" him at night, in order to let him experience this kind of stimulation, we did it with the door open... Later, he bit his pillow and cried, begging me to lock the door.
Song Ran (lowers head): I was wrong.
98. Which one do you prefer between handjob and mouth?
Songran: Mouth.
He Zhiyuan: Mouth.
Song Ran: All men understand, no need to give reasons.
He Zhiyuan (laughs): There is really no need for a reason.
99. Generally speaking, do you like H?
Song Ran: As long as the object is him, I like hugs, hugs, kisses, and touches. Of course, the most favorite is plugging in.
He Zhiyuan: He always makes some cute little surprises in bed, and his body reaction is different every time. No matter how many times he does it, I am full of expectations.
100. The interview is over, how do you feel?
Song Ran: These questions are really too violent, and our answers are also very violent. I feel like we are about to shake out the bedsheets for you... In fact, we are very pure, really.
He Zhiyuan: This interview with 50 Questions about Intercourse is mainly because my family Songran and I met too late in the text, and only one sex scene was performed for everyone. Although there were a few more extra performances in the show, the author felt that it was not enough, so he pulled us out to do a relatively unscrupulous interview, hoping that it would not affect everyone's impression of Songran. He is a pure child, he just found a husband of Huang Bao, so he was forced to follow Huang Bao, and he is still pure in nature.
Song Ran & He Zhiyuan: Thank you!
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