Pat Me Please

Chapter 33

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"Huh?" Peng Xizhi's brain exploded.

She actually knew what Su Chang meant, but she still asked with a wooden face: "Oh, the ex-girlfriend who you call your wife at home?"

"no."

"What is that?"

"Holding hands, hugging, kissing, um, ex-girlfriend."

A single word "hmm" is worth a thousand words and more important than the table that Peng Xizhi wants to eat at.

Su Chang! Ex-girlfriend! Peng Qianzhi felt like there was a little person running in circles in his head filled with smoke after the explosion, running from left to right, and from right to left. He still couldn't connect the two words together.

As the little man ran, a groundhog stood beside him, opening his mouth and shouting: "Ah--"

Just like Shancai who was frightened by Daomingsi eight hundred times.

Peng Xizhi's expression was very interesting, and he switched between emoticons like a PPT.

Su Chang rolled up her sleeves above her elbows and waited for her emoticons to finish.

Peng Xizhi's final mental journey was that finally, she finally got to eat such a big melon, and it was all thanks to her keen insight that she made Su Chang self-explode. She was inexplicably moved, and her chest was swelling in waves, as if she had read a text that made her unable to stop. The protagonists finally kissed, and she felt a little sour in her heart, but also very happy.

But she behaved very properly. She tried to control her voice and asked Su Chang: "Why didn't you say it before?"

"You didn't ask." Su Chang answered as a matter of course.

"Fuck, do you need to ask this? Do you need to ask this kind of gossip?" Peng Xizhi's voice rose an octave. "Are you a human being? If you have a girlfriend, shouldn't you come over and say 'Hey, I also blablabla with my girlfriend' when someone talks about their girlfriend, or set your girlfriend's photo as the chat background, and then we will naturally be curious, and then you can go with the flow and say 'This is my girlfriend'?"

"You act so arrogant every day that you wish you could put a 'Keep Out' sign on your face. How would others ask? How would others ask? If others ask you out of nowhere? One morning they jump in front of you and ask, 'Hello Su Chang, do you have a girlfriend?' If you don't throw them off the 30th floor, I lose."

Peng Xi laughed in anger.

Su Chang held the phone sideways and slid it gently across the table.

"Su Chang!" Peng Qianzhi was furious, "Are you listening to me? Stop scratching the table, my ears can't stand this!"

"I just want to help you." Su Chang said a little gently.

"Help me with what?"

"Test the hardness of the table."

Peng Xizhi gnashed his teeth and said, "Don't force me to strangle you to death."

Su Chang's breath moved and he smiled softly: "Okay."

Gentle obstruction, just enough.

Peng Qianzhi calmed down and was no longer angry, but the feeling of excitement and pleasure still lingered. She asked Su Chang, "How long have you been together? How did you break up? Who proposed the breakup? Hiss... Then you asked me to direct this play. You don't have any lingering feelings for me, do you?"

"Less than four years, she, uh."

Corresponding one to one, the last "hmm" was spoken in a very low voice, but Peng Xizhi suddenly felt extremely sexy.

Su Chang, Su Chang herself admitted that she still has feelings for him. What's that popular saying? - That's Su Chang.