"What is the chick complex? The chick complex is when an animal regards the first moving animal it sees as its mother. It is also called imprinting learning in animal behavior. Imprinting learning is a way of learning in the early stages of an animal's life, and it has a specific sensitive period."
Yu Zhou placed his cell phone between the two of them and read Baidu Encyclopedia to Xiang Wan word by word. He was just short of setting up a blackboard and tapping on it with a teaching stick.
Xiang Wan tilted his head: "You mean, I recognize you as my mother."
"Very likely."
"impossible."
"Why?"
"?"
"Uh, why?"
"I have a mother, and I never wanted to kiss my mother like this."
Wow, beautiful logic.
She is not really a newly born baby bird. Doesn't she know how she feels about her mother
"So what you mean is that you have to have some improper thoughts about me." Yu Zhou said.
Xiang Wan thought for a moment and said shyly: "A little bit."
"Xiang Wan," Yu Zhou scratched his head, "I don't want to turn you gay."
"To be gay means to be a lesbian, right?"
"right."
"You are a lesbian, and you said that lesbians are very fashionable, so why can't I be a lesbian?" Xiang Wan asked her.
Hahahahahahahaha, I’m going to die. I can’t argue with her.
Yu Zhou thought for a long time and hit the nail on the head, because although Yu Zhou said that Lala was very fashionable on the surface, in fact, she felt that Lala was not a particularly good thing.
It has a more serious name, called homosexuality. It is hard to say whether Ms. Zhao Qingxia's hysterical appearance and the forwarded WeChat articles were just as Yu Zhou thought, treating them as a joke. It is hard to say whether Yu Zhou was really sad because of his parents' lack of understanding at that time.
To this day, when Ms. Zhao said with tears in her eyes that she could not hold her grandson but other aunts did, Yu Zhou seemed to despise her but was actually a little sad.
Because since she was a child, her mother has tried her best to satisfy her, and she wants to have everything that other babies have.
Similarly, now that other aunts have it, she also wants her mother to have it.
But that's fate. She didn't expect that after Ms. Zhao spent a lot of money to have her hospitalized, she really got seriously ill. The disease did not require surgery. The disease was called Su Chang.
Su Chang turned her into a lesbian, and she also turned Su Chang into a lesbian.
Then she waged a protracted war against desensitization and singing.
She wanted to tell Xiang Wan that women, if you can avoid touching them, then do so; it’s hard to quit.
But there was nothing she could do, because the person Xiang Wan was interested in was her, and she thought Xiang Wan had good taste.
Hahaha, I’ve gone off topic.
She told Xiang Wan, "If you really like me, I understand. I especially understand. I'm pretty, I have a good figure, I'm talented, and I've been approached by publishers. I might be a writer in the future. I'm hardworking, I cook delicious food, I don't have any conflicts with my mother-in-law, and I live a very careful life. Apart from being a little poor and not very motivated, I have many advantages."
Xiang Wan's expression was very interesting as he watched her recite a list of her advantages in one breath.