If we describe each operating room according to the weapon spectrum, the orthopedics department is generally foreign, with axes, swords, halberds, knives and forks.
The general medical department is relatively eccentric, large and small pull hooks, like a pair of round moon scimitars, if a doctor puts on a beard, it will be a proper Western Region prawn.
At this time, in the treatment room of the obstetrics and gynecology department, it was like worshiping the moon, with large bowls, small bowls, large basins and small basins filled with various solutions. When the menacing director of the laboratory entered the door, he was going to get angry, but when he saw a house full of pots and pans, and then saw the dean with a sad face, he couldn't get angry.
Holding some fixed granule adhesives in my hand, I can't take them out. The laboratory of the hospital is not the laboratory of the chemical factory, and the focus is different. When the laboratory department received this thing, and even the obstetrics and gynecology department asked him to test it on the phone, he became angry and ran to quarrel with the obstetrics and gynecology department. .
It turned out that the obstetrics and gynecology department really didn't embarrass him.
"Dean, this analysis can't come out, our equipment..."
Zhang Fan nodded.
Adhesives, this kind of thing, can't be used in martial arts.
And the fit is tight, and the two patients are in pain when they move a little.
In fact, people who often wash clothes at home are experienced. For example, if there is something on the clothes that cannot be washed off with soap, they will usually find some other things to wipe it off, such as alcohol or gasoline.
And this time, the brothers are good, and it is the same as some organic solvents such as ketones, esters, benzene, methylene chloride, and dmf can be dissolved, but this time the choices are much less. Because this time it is not the skin, but the thin flesh that lacks a layer of cuticle.
This thing is only wear-resistant. It is not acceptable to use some irritating solvents.
So, don't mess around, if you don't do anything, or get horny in the fleshy tunnel, it will be troublesome.
First, a catheter, a long iron needle used for puncture, was inserted gently against the gap between the two. Then use warm water like dripping saliva, and slowly drip to the junction of the two.
After an hour passed, propanol was followed. To be honest, this solvent is really difficult to choose. It is either toxic or strongly irritating. Moreover, it is generally not easy to use due to the degree of adhesion, so it can only be softened with warm water first, and then dissolve.
The doctors in the obstetrics and gynecology department lined up one by one with the catheter dripping in, because it was too slow.
The doctor is tired, the patient is even more tired, and it hurts!
After five hours of dissolution, when I stayed up from noon to get off work, I finally separated the two intimate men and women.
In fact, a large area is dissolved, but some special places cannot be dissolved.
Don't look at the small area, such as a little bit at the front of the urethral opening, it sticks together, dissolves and cannot be dissolved, and wants to use physical decomposition, but there is no suitable tool. Just a little bit, but the pain didn't decrease much at all.
It's really a little sweetheart!
Moreover, despite the fact that the doctors in the obstetrics and gynecology department are all pretty lesbians, they are actually no less cruel than male doctors.
When the last point really couldn't be dissolved, Lu Shuyan took advantage of the gauze pad to hold Bai Pang with oval forceps and directly pulled it out.
Then, a group of male surgeons clamped their legs even unconsciously, and after two screams, they saw the bloody elephant come out dejectedly, with pieces of half-coagulated blood hanging on it, like hanging It is like dark red sugar juice, it really looks like it was pulled out of a red paint bucket.
The moment they parted, Zhang Fan even noticed Bai Pang glanced at the tunnel in horror, probably the shadow in his heart was as big as a mountain.
And Lu Shuyan held the oval forceps, inspected the surrounding male doctors with a contemptuous look, and then cast a contemptuous glance at the fat white man who shrank into a ball. Like to say: who else
To be honest, obstetricians and gynecologists can definitely enter the top three hospitals because of their hardness of heart. Also, most OB/GYNs don't believe in love. Because of this department, I have seen too many messy things.
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In September, a group of people from Chasu Hospital who brought their families to further study had a great time.
As soon as the team got off the plane, people from Wanzi Country Takeda Pharmaceutical and Sanjin Pharmaceutical were waiting for the Chasu team at the airport like subordinates. Because of the need for antiemetics, these two families in Wanzi Country have also made a lot of money.
If they hadn't made a fuss about splitting up, they probably would have earned more. Then, while they were arguing about splitting up, they were brutally slaughtered by Zhang Fan.
But sometimes it's strange, when Zhang Fan was not under the black hand, this group of people were arrogant, and they even felt like they were giving tea. Looking at Chasu Hospital in his eyes, he felt like a countryman.
But after being slaughtered by Zhang Fan, they became more stable, and it was even more standard to bend and bow. Sometimes, Zhang Fan also wondered whether this group of goods belonged to walnuts.
Throughout September, the vice presidents of their two pharmaceutical companies accompanied the tea team all the way, and even Ren Shu and the others wanted to see which hospital they wanted to visit, and they did not neglect at all.
At the beginning, Ren Shushu was thinking about combining work and rest, playing a day and going to the hospital for a day, especially in other people's internal medicine. Only after visiting a group of tea hospitals did he understand what is the number one in Asia.
Many people in the medical field in Huaguo don't think highly of the medicine in the country of meatballs in recent years. In fact, in this part of Asia, Li Jiapo, who is known as the number one in Asia, is not at the same level as the country of meatballs.
The Wanzi Kingdom needs a large population and a large number, and Li Jiapo is blown as the number one in Asia for some reason.
"Books, you have a lot of face, let us read the opening of the inner laboratory!"
"It's not for my face, it's for the dean's face. Use more snacks, and remember the model of the equipment if you don't allow photos. Go back and report to the dean. Remember to eat and play when you don't come out."
"The dean is probably reluctant to..."
But after watching too much, I feel a little tired, because what I see are all top-notch hospitals, so a group of people who thought they were still a little bit powerful suddenly felt in their hearts,
As a result, after fumbling with it, I let it fly. Going to the hospital is no longer the focus, but all kinds of fun.
Soak in hot springs and eat sushi.
This trip is really comfortable. It's not like chasing a dog with a tour group. It's said to be a trip, but it turns out to be more tiring than going to work.
Not only was there no reminder, but because it was arranged by the vice president of a large company, it can be said that it was definitely a treatment that could not be obtained with money.
A group of people, eat and drink and can't forget to show off.
All kinds of circles of friends, those who were not selected in the Cha Su Hospital, gritted their teeth and said that they must work hard, and they must be selected next time.
The director of the nursing department looked at the circle of friends posted by the little nurse, and was so angry that he had irregular periods.
Who let her be the middle level of the hospital, there is no way, she can't go.
Because there were family members going together, it turned out that Chasu Hospital went to Wanzi Country for further study and travel, and the people of Chasu knew about it, and they were more envious of each other.
"It's better to be a doctor. Take a look and organize a group to travel. Really, the country doesn't care about it. It's so corrupt. Hey, I should have studied medicine back then."
At the end of September, Ren Shu, who had been wandering for a month, came back with wheat-colored skin.
In the words of Ren Shu, this time I went out to see my own shortcomings, and I have more confidence to work hard.
Looking at the names of the equipment they recorded on several pages, Zhang Fan felt a strange feeling in his heart. Suddenly, there was a feeling that women really spend more money than men.
These devices are bought one by one for several years, so it is not unaffordable, but if they are purchased all at once, it is estimated that no hospital in Huaguo can't stand it.
In the last week of September, in Zhang Fan's office, the team members of Chasu Hospital and the directors of the main departments all came.
Ouyang's face was full of joy. The old lady didn't even look at Ren Li and the others when they went to the meatball country. In her words, "There is nothing to go to in a place as big as a palm. The food is all raw. Not afraid of parasitic infection."
But this time is different, because she is going to the capital.
The original tuberculosis drug of Chasu was actually given to the country for free.
Although Zhang Fan sold Ouyang's eight-cylinder car back and forth several times, in fact, his superiors deliberately compensated the tea element.
If the tuberculosis drugs are not given to the country directly, and the tea hospital commercializes itself, although it is not as good as the antiemetic drugs, it will not be worse.
Because the base of this thing is large, even if a needle costs ten yuan, how many people must there be in the world.
Therefore, when the chairman came to Chasu, he deliberately compensated Chasu, and even specially invited Ouyang Shiyue to the capital.
The old lady was so excited at that time.
But now, she couldn't sit still anymore. When Ren Li and the others went out, Ouyang asked Zhang Fan every day when she would come back. She didn't miss Ren Li, but wanted Ren Li to come back quickly so that she could go to the capital.
Later, the superior issued another invitation letter, inviting Li Cunhou and Jumabeke.
Originally, it was an old house where I was the first person to breathe, but now it is even more amazing. This guy even went to the beauty salon in front of his house, and even secretly had a major skin care.
Originally, although his face was wrinkled, he always felt a bit intellectual. In the end, he didn’t know what project this guy had done. His face looked like a chrysanthemum that had lost its hair. Like an old man.
"Autumn is coming soon, and the number of patients in general digestive surgery will increase. During this time, everyone should pay more attention. After we go out this time, everyone should take care. Safety is no small matter..."
Zhang Fan has arranged some things, although needless to say, everyone will worry about it, but now Zhang Fan feels like an old woman, if he doesn't talk about it or explain it, he really doesn't feel at ease when he goes out.
At the end of September, Zhang Fan and Ouyang set off. Although they were a party, the invitation letters were different. Zhang Fan was invited by a couple, and the others were invited alone.
"Zhang Yuan?"
After getting off the plane and before getting in the car, I bumped into the director of general surgery at Zhongyong Affiliated Hospital, who probably went to throw a knife.
After exchanging casual greetings, Zhang Fan didn't care.
As a result, medical care in the metropolitan area was alarmed.
"What? Why is he here again?"