In fact, when the hospital does not have an appointment system, the frequency of people choosing the First Affiliated Hospital of Algeria, which is made of tea, is significantly higher. It is fake that foreigners obey discipline, and foreigners are particularly patient. Who would choose the slow one if they can choose the fast one, not to mention seeing a doctor and not a theater.
When Zhang Fan was preparing for pancreaticoduodenectomy, the volume of operations in the urology department had already increased. Zhang Fan never expected that after arriving in A country, the first hospital whose bed conversion rate reached the level of the general hospital in China turned out to be the urology department. division.
In the operating room of the urology department, He Xinyi was preparing for resection of the prostate. Doctors in Europe and the United States performed up to two procedures a day. In Huaguo, if prostate surgery is not done five or six times a day, it shows that the reputation of this hospital is not good.
In the operating room, Bayin took a big povidone iodine cotton ball, and applied it to the patient's skinned bare bird like putting putty powder on it. For this kind of operation, one doctor and two nurses are enough.
"Doctor He, didn't everyone say that foreigners have very big penises? After two days of surgery, I didn't feel how big their penises are. It's not as big as my Xuefeng's..." Bayin's voice said whether it was big or small.
He Xinyi didn't see her blushing even though she was wearing a mask, anyway, Bayin's face didn't change at all.
"Hush your voice!"
"He can't understand!" Then he turned his head, "Does it hurt?" The bearded man looked calm.
Bayin proudly raised his chin at He Xinyi, meaning he doesn't understand anything.
While installing the equipment, He Xinyi said in a helpless tone: "There are racial differences, but there are no statistical differences!"
"But the one in the little movie feels thicker than my arm!" Bayin asked curiously while lying next to He Xinyi's ear.
"Hey! According to statistics, the Mongolian race is indeed smaller in the weak state, but the ratio of swelling width to length after erection is very large. Your husband's is very large when it is used, and it is small when it is not used! But Caucasians tend to have a low expansion rate! Why do you say you worry about this all day!"
Bayin curled his lips indifferently, and said, "You know so much!"
He Xinyi was so angry that she didn't want to talk anymore, it was obviously a compliment, but it didn't sound like a compliment to her ears.
Bayin was in a daze for a long time, as if recovering from a shutdown, he said slowly, "Oh. So, the Caucasians are dead cows! Doctor He, do you think they all do circumcisions?"
"Circumcision, circumcision, don't bother me, okay!"
"Okay, okay, the last question, does the foreskin have a function or not?"
"Hey, when humans evolved, the foreskin became longer and longer because of the degeneration of hair. Think about it, a man is running naked on the grassland. If he didn't have a foreskin, wouldn't all the flies and mosquitoes come over?"
"Uh, then why didn't humans evolve the foreskin when they evolved later!"
"Nimma, Baopi doesn't know that you humans don't practice martial arts, but you have evolved pants. Do you understand, you are a fierce young woman!"
After He Xinyi finished the installation and started the operation, the two of them stopped talking nonsense. The operation was done very well and quickly, and the operation was completed. When He Xinyi was about to turn around and leave, the patient on the hospital bed said, "Doctor, you are very skilled and knowledgeable!"
"Do you understand Chinese?"
"I have been in the petty commodity provinces of your country for almost twenty years."
With that said, He Xinyi turned around and wanted to kill Bayin, she was so ashamed.
There are a lot of jokes that happen because the patient is a foreigner. For example, many Afghan people carry water bottles to the toilet, which makes many people curious, "I have to drink two sips when I go to the bathroom? This is too thirsty!"
But just be a little curious in the first three days, which can be regarded as a running-in period.
"Are there many people who signed up to observe?"
"There are already more than five hundred people!"
Wang Hong didn't even need to flip through the notebook, she just opened her mouth and started to report the data. It's not that Wang Hong's business has improved, but that Wang Hong's workload here is relatively much less.
When she was in China, Wang Hong was so busy when she entered the office that she couldn’t lift her ass. Because Zhang Fan let go, she had to receive various documents from her superiors in the morning. If she encountered confidential documents, she had to find the corresponding responsible person. Dean.
After finishing all this work, she will see what needs to be distributed, whether it should be distributed to the department or to the deputy director. After finishing these, she will start to look at some information sent from the hospital to the director's office.
Zhang Fan doesn't pay attention to awards, spiritual civilization, etc., or in name, he attaches great importance to every document being stamped neatly, but he never signs it!
Zhang Fan signed for small things, such as a doctor whose wife's work unit couldn't coordinate, or a nurse who wanted her husband to change his job.
After arriving in A country, the documents from the superiors were directly sent to the deputy director level, and they could not reach Wang Hong's hands at all. For example, the documents of the ministry were directly sent to the director. The documents from the province went directly to Ren Li. Wang Hong was really mature. If it was before, she would probably go to the vice president's office to ask for the documents.
Now, as long as Zhang Fan doesn't speak, no one asks.
"Why is there such a small number of people? Isn't the promotion in place?" Zhang Fan was a little dissatisfied when he heard that there were only 500 people.
It's not that Zhang Fan likes to have more people so he can pretend to be aggressive. To be honest, Zhang Fan is relatively restrained in this respect. On weekdays, Zhang Fan actually doesn't like people coming to observe the operation.
Because during the operation, although this group of people cannot be seen, there is always a feeling that there are people behind them. But this time, Zhang Fan really wanted to let the people in the country of Ah see and see.
Ke Nima shouted for a long time before there were 500 people. If it was in the country, not to mention outside the border, it is estimated that thousands of people would come to the Chasu area.
In fact, Zhang Fan didn't know much about this place. The medical facilities in this place are generally better than those in Huaguo, but the software is not good. The public hospital is a large clinic for orthopedics and trauma. Zhang Fan performed the most high-end surgery in general surgery as soon as he opened his mouth. Doctors are not attractive at all.
Moreover, it is mainly the local doctors here, who do not seem to have a strong desire to survive. Anyway, they can get enough to eat regardless of work, so they are completely different from the doctors in Huaguo.
In Huaguo, the higher the level of the hospital, the more precious the places for advanced training. Sometimes, for a place, there are really all kinds of tricks.
"I've inquired about it. Before you came here to observe the operation, the highest number was fifteen!"
"Ah!" Zhang Fan was stunned.
This shit, no wonder there are many hospitals abroad.
Five hundred is five hundred, and Zhang Fan has nothing to do, he can't let Wang Hong put on a black gauze and stand on the street to pull people!
A country's operating room equipment is really good, all European and American equipment. Even the shadowless lamp is the Demauderger Polaris series surgical shadowless lamp. When the Chasu Hospital was being renovated, Zhang Fan gritted his teeth and was not willing to prepare this lamp. This lamp is not only expensive, but the top-level one costs 100 yuan. More than ten thousand knives.
That's not counting, there are more than 60 bulbs on a lamp, and the life of a bulb is not long, and the bulbs need to be ordered from the manufacturer.
Zhang Fan saw it today. It is reasonable for this thing to be expensive. The light bulb has almost no heat. The biggest advantage is that working under the light for a long time will not cause visual discomfort.
The patient is a middle-aged man with hair all over his body. The Han nationality in Huaguo really doesn't have much physical hair. But the people here, darling, the beard seems to be continuous from the chin.
There is hair all over the neck, and then connects the chest to the toes. Really, Zhang Fan was curious to see if there was any hair on the soles of this guy's feet.
Disinfect and prepare the skin. In Huaguo, it’s OK to shave the belly and prepare the skin twice. Here, it feels like shaving the head of a big girl. The body hair can be shaved as much as a bend.
At the beginning of the operation, Zhang Fan was the chief surgeon, Shuangdan Zhong Lin was the first assistant, Capital Zhongyong Dai Menghua was the second assistant, and the master brother of Shanghai was the third assistant.
This lineup, to be honest, is already the ceiling of Hua Guopu's pancreas.
Brother Modu really came to support the situation. As for Shuangdan and Zhongyong, he said he was there to support the situation, but Zhang Fan spent a lot of money to support the situation.
Therefore, adhering to the principle of having the right to waste without expiration, Zhang Fan took these experts as assistants.
"I haven't been an assistant for more than ten years!" Shuangdan Zhonglin looked at Zhang Fan unwillingly.
"I haven't paid anyone for many years. Don't you know how much your pancreatic B cell experiment costs a year!"
Zhang Fan is very stubborn in the general outside world. In the eyes of other doctors, these elders are directly the existence of the ceiling, but if Zhang Fan and them really want to fight, maybe Zhang Fan will still be their elders.
Therefore, Zhang Fan didn't care about their impoliteness, but Zhang Fan would not humbly talk to them as if to please them.
Glancing at Zhong Lin, who had two eggs, Director Zhong shook his head with a wry smile.
Zhang Fan said to Bayin again: "Hurry up and fix the camera, don't waste it. After today's operation, let Director Zhong and Director Dai explain it, and then send it to the school as a teaching material."
"Yuan Zhang, because he is a professor of the mean, he has signed a contract with the school, this..."
"No wonder your Dean Zhou is so generous this time, so we signed all the contracts! It's okay, we don't use it for business purposes, we just use it as teaching materials for Huaguo students. What's wrong with being a teaching material, he old Zhou has the face to sue me?"
Really, with the backer really Nima Xiang, the confidence to speak is three points stronger than at other times.
For example, Zhang Fan is in the orthopedics department, and even the special orthopedics department flatters Zhang Fan, but the Huaguo orthopedics department just doesn't take Zhang Fan to play, and Zhang Fan is still the same.
But who would dare not play with Zhang Fan outside the general public? Try it!
At the beginning of the operation, this kind of top general surgery, in front of the top doctors of Huaguo general surgery, is no different from the difficulty of appendix.
欻欻欻!
The surgery doesn't stop at all.
The abdominal cavity was incised, and the head of the duodenum and retroperitoneal pancreas were dissociated. The superior mesenteric vein had already been stably suspended by Director Dai with gauze.
The three assistants are almost general assistants, doing handy work.
Really, it feels like there are four main surgeons in one operation, and it looks like several wolf dogs are snatching animals into the water, but the operation is so clean that it can be scary.
In the observation room, a group of European and American doctors looked blue, as if someone had pinched their necks.
"How come their level is so high, my God, this is a pancreas!"
"Look, the chief surgeon is almost only doing the operation path near the pancreas, and a few assistants in other places have done it for him. My brother, the operation can still be done like this!"
Those who are not smart are still marveling at the level of surgery performed by Dr. Huaguo Chasu, and those who are smart have already started to wonder whether this place can make a lot of money in the future. Where did such a powerful doctor come from