When Zhang Fan saw it, he didn't know how to do it, so he said to the old man, "Grandpa, use your own strength to see if you can get it back in." The old man held back his energy, and the muscles around his buttocks were visible to the naked eye. Then, slowly, a prolapsed section of intestine entered in. Seeing such a strange thing with her own eyes, the old wife of Yutou covered her mouth. She couldn't help it. She wanted to laugh but felt it was inappropriate. Don't laugh. The scene in front of me is really ridiculous.
"Grandpa, let's go in. Since the pants are all taken off, I'll check them out for you." Zhang Fan took a step forward as he spoke. He wanted to perform a digital rectal examination.
How does this inspection feel? In professional terms, it is really meaningless. The examiner wears gloves, applies lubricant, and gently inserts into the anus and rectum. That's it, a matter of few words.
If the doctor feels it himself, it is really strange. First of all, the strength of the anal sphincter is relatively strong, and the temperature inside the rectum is higher than the temperature on the skin surface.
When Zhang Fan gently inserted the lubricated fingers into Old Yutou's anus, as soon as Old Yutou tensed up, he began to contract the anal sphincter. "Old man, relax a bit, the more nervous you are, the more uncomfortable you will be! It will be soon."
"Yeah!" Although the promise was good, the muscles just couldn't relax. The muscles were tense, Zhang Fan's fingers seemed to be tightly held by a toothless old lady, and with the contraction of the muscles, there was a force to suck the fingers inward! The surrounding soft intestinal wall gently and smoothly stroked Zhang Fan's fingers. Weird comfort!
Withdrew gently, and then patted Old Yutou's waist with unchecked hands, "Okay, old man, get up slowly and put on your pants."
Zhang Fan took off his gloves, washed his hands and sat on a chair, waiting for the old man to clean up. "Old man, you can still be treated with conservative methods at present, if not, you will have to have surgery."
"I don't have surgery!" The old man probably didn't understand the meaning of conservatism, but when he heard about the surgery, he immediately said with his eyes wide open.
"Listen to the doctor first, why are you so anxious!" The old lady pushed her old man.
"Are you often constipated?" Zhang Fan asked while writing out the outpatient medical records.
"Well, I've been constipated frequently since I was young. Oh, sometimes I squat for half an hour, and my feet are so numb that I can't stand up."
"Have you seen this constipation specifically?"
"What's there to see here! Nothing."
"Grandpa, your condition is probably related to your constipation, and frequent constipation caused abnormal abdominal pressure, which led to anal prolapse. I will prescribe you some medicine for constipation first. Take it and see when you go back .”
"The intestines are coming out. Is it okay to take medicine? If it doesn't work, I will have an operation. After sneezing and coughing, the intestines will fall out. It's really scary!" The old lady said worriedly.
"I'm going to have an operation, you do it yourself, I won't do it!" Old Yu said with his eyes wide open. He didn't see it himself, and it didn't feel serious, but the old lady saw it with her own eyes.
"Don't be in a hurry, just take the medicine and see if it doesn't work, then come for surgery." Zhang Fan smiled, old children, old children, like this.
Don’t laugh at this prolapse. In the past, people ate a lot of coarse grains and did a lot of physical work. There were not many diseases caused by stress prolapse, but look at people today.
In the morning, with a cigarette and a mobile phone, especially on weekends, it feels very comfortable to go to the toilet for half a day. In fact, this is the one that hurts the anus the most. If this is the case for a long time, hemorrhoids and anal prolapse cannot escape. Within three to five minutes, it should be conveniently done.
Moreover, the refinement of the diet is also an important factor leading to constipation. The right amount of coarse grains is a must, and the importance of crude fiber is self-evident.
After the examination was completed and the outpatient medical records were written, the old man took the medical records and said, "What's the matter, old man, tell me." Zhang Fan asked looking at the old man's expression.
"That Doctor Zhang, don't tell your father-in-law about this, or I won't be able to be a man anymore!"
"Okay, okay, don't worry, I will keep it secret." The old man and his wife left, Zhang Fan and the nurse couldn't help laughing.
In the morning outpatient clinic, hemorrhoids accounted for the majority, and the identities of the patients were very similar. Almost all of them were sedentary and standing occupations. Drivers, teachers, and government officials accounted for a large proportion. Some patients only came to see it because of severe pain, and some patients had blood in the stool. Zhang Fan admitted several patients who needed surgery in one morning.
Back in the department, Zhang Fan looked at the admission situation of the patients. Generally speaking, it is not bad so far. The doctors in the department are still cooperative, so what should they do
Shao Hua has already prepared all the things that should be prepared. Although Zhang Fan was very worried, he asked many friends who have been to Thailand, and they all said that it is quite safe, and there is no problem with the tour group.
"How many days are you going?" Zhang Fan watched the two girls busy packing.
"Ten days, what's the matter, do you want to go too?" Shao Hua asked Zhang Fan while packing his things.
Zhang Fan curled his lips, "Is everything ready? What else do you need to buy?"
"It's just clothes for changing seasons. I don't have anything else to prepare for. You should go out and get in the way!" Zhang Fan was also helpless. Shao Hua took his sister to meet the world. Although he was worried, there was nothing he could do. Who made him a bumpkin? .
Zhang Fan's parents had already gone to the capital, and the old couple regretted it to death the next day. This season is the off-season for tourism in the capital, the weather is bad, and the smog is severe.
And the most serious thing is eating. The tour group agreed to control the food and housing, and lived in a small hotel, and there was a musty smell when entering the door. Forget it, three meals a day, the past two days have really starved the old couple to death. Zhang Fan's mother, who used to have a small appetite, now has a super good appetite.
It's not that the dishes are well cooked, but that there are few. There are ten people at a table, although they are all old people, but there are quite a few people. The rice is full, which kind of rice is very cheap, and then there are four dishes, four dishes on a small plate, shredded potatoes, boiled cabbage, fried tomatoes Eggs, sauerkraut vermicelli meat, the meat is almost invisible minced meat.
A group of elderly people follow the tour guide during the day and can walk more than ten kilometers a day. They have a lot of activities and have no food. After two days, this group of people are really hungry. The food is finished in an instant, and a pot of brown rice is full , It is also eaten clean.
They are all elderly people who are reluctant to spend money, and they are ordinary people, so they are even more reluctant to spend money. The old couple lay on a hard bed in a small hotel, and Zhang Fan's father pouted, "Hey! What a pain, my mind is always on meat, fat braised pork, braised lion's head!"
"Why don't we go out to eat something, look at the puff on the corner of your mouth, wipe it off quickly." Zhang Fan's mother said after eating three bowls of brown rice.
"Forget it, just let it go, wait until you go home and eat well for three days! I will never travel again. This is not travel, this is coming to suffer foreign crimes!"
During the seven-day tour, the tour group took these old people to the Great Wall, climbed the Fragrant Mountains, and watched the flag raising. Anyway, they went to all the places they should go, and they came as much as they wanted. When they returned to the hotel, these old people were almost exhausted. .
On the last day, the killer move came out, the so-called functional belt that can cure all diseases and enhance the physique, and the lady tour guide took it out. The upper and lower two are quick to fool these old people, the most important thing is that this belt can appetize! It can prolong life, give it to relatives and friends, and use it for yourself.
"This belt is the best way to relieve everyone's fatigue and fatigue. Let everyone try it now, it will be taken back tomorrow, and it will be the last day. Today, the boss of our functional belt invites everyone to eat and take a bath."
This meal was not bad, at least there was some meat, and after the meal, these people organized the old people to experience the culture of the old capital people and take a bath!
The next day, the tour guide lady started to fool around, all fatigue was gone, and all meals were delicious. Humans are animals of the crowd, especially the elderly. After the arrangement is arranged, they rush to buy them with money. A group of elderly people, reluctant to eat and drink, start to buy belts, one for three thousand three!
Almost all the old people who went there bought it. The atmosphere is secretive. If you don’t buy it, you feel like you’re sorry. They are masters at creating an atmosphere! Zhang Fan's mother also bought one, but she was reluctant to buy two, so she bought one and exchanged it with Zhang Fan's father!
Why!