Paying Dues
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Author: 奶口卡
Latest: Chapter 57
Status: Completed
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When Old Beast runs into Bad News, it’s not love; it’s karmic dues.
A certain bottom encountered two scum tops in a row, one worse than another.
Ex-ex-boyfriend had a pair of slender peach blossom eyes and was a master at getting around. In the month they were together, there were twenty-seven days of cheating. Yup. In February. Of a common year.
Ex-boyfriend was a 190cm, big-dicked, looks-chasing male chauvinist. After they slept 18000 times, he pulled up his pants and said, “To tell you the truth, I have a virgin complex.” Before leaving, he even tossed out, “Oh, right, too much c*m makes poison, you be careful now.”
The bottom cried his eyes swollen. Slapping the bed with gritted teeth, he decided to get revenge.
Hence, he used ex-ex-boyfriend’s photo to seduce ex-boyfriend on social media, exchanging nudes and flirting aggressively every day.
Ex-boyfriend sent the bottom polite invites to come do it 108 times and was blown off by him 108 times. Lying alone on a huge double bed in a hotel, as he jerked himself off lonesomely, ex-boyfriend gritted his molars and seethed, “One day. One day, I’ll do you.”
Then, one day, the two tops ran into each other in a bar.
某受前后遇到两任渣攻，一个赛一个狗批。
前前任生得一双狭长的桃花眼，沾花惹草一把好手，两人在一起了一个月有二十七天都在劈腿，嗯，平年二月。
前任190大dior颜狗直男癌，两人睡了一万八千次后，提上裤子说：“实不相瞒我有处男情结。”临走前还不忘甩下一句，“哦对了，提醒你一下，三精为一毒，你自己注意点。”
受哭肿了眼睛，一咬牙一拍床，决定要报复。
于是，他用前前任的照片去社交软件勾搭前任，日常互发*照激情聊骚。
前任向他发出了108次出来做做的礼貌邀约，又被受放了108次鸽子。前任一个人在酒店偌大的双人床寂寞开飞机的时候，咬紧后槽牙，愤愤道：老子总有一天要睡到你。
直到某一天，两个攻在酒吧遇上了。
前前任【闻寻川】x 前任【贺临舟】
渣攻vs渣攻/全员恶人/互攻
–排雷–
1.文案上没一个好东西（包括受
2.三观不正 看个乐呵
3.其实是个沙雕甜文！！！（高亮