Paying Dues

Chapter 54: Boring dog food routine

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After dinner in the evening, Wen Xunchuan spent a long time picking and picking from the basket of cherries in the kitchen, and finally picked out a plate of rosy cherries.

He Linzhou squatted by the side and squeezed a semi-green cherry from the box, put it in his mouth and took a bite, his brows were so sour that he frowned immediately: "Why do I feel that I have been fooled?"

"Tsk, eat it without washing it." Wen Xunchuan patted the remaining half of the cherry from his hand, got up with the fruit plate, walked over to turn on the faucet and washed it carefully, "Where you bought it I wanted to say something shortly, cherries per catty in the market only sell for forty, they are big and sweet, you can’t pick out a few edible ones at thirty-five per catty.”

"Why didn't you say it back then? If I did, I wouldn't buy so much." He Linzhou stretched out his hand and pawed at the basket twice.

Wen Xunchuan squeezed some dish soap into the fruit plate full of cherries: "Didn't I have the heart to hit you?"

He Linzhou got up and hugged Wen Xunchuan from behind, put his head on his shoulder and sighed: "Hey, how can you say that kind-hearted old lady has the heart to treat a kind little boy like this."

"The main reason is that the little boy has no brains, so he can't blame others."

"Why am I out of my mind?" He Linzhou suddenly stretched his hand under the faucet, raised his hand and flicked Wen Xunchuan's face, "Who are you talking about without a brain? Who are you talking about?"

Wen Xunchuan tilted his head sideways trying to avoid the water droplets that this naive ghost bounced over, but the people behind him were so close that he was stunned for a long time but did not avoid a single drop of water. Bubble's hand went to pinch his face, but He Linzhou, who had already had a premonition, quickly dodged it sideways, and said in a low voice, "Hey, I didn't hit him!"

Wen Xunchuan waved his hand at him angrily: "Roll, childish."

"You must be the kind of person who couldn't afford to lose anything in school when you were young, and you were often isolated by others, right?" He Linzhou leaned over and laughed a few times, grabbed his hand and put it on his face, "Here you go , pinch it, pinch it."

Wen Xunchuan wasn't polite to him either, and wrung his face hard with his hand carrying the dish soap. He Linzhou gasped in pain, raised his hand and slapped his hand away, tilted his head and turned his face All the foam on his face rubbed onto Wen Xunchuan's clothes, and then he lay on his shoulder and did not move: "It hurts."

"Squeamish." Wen Xunchuan washed the cherries again with clean water, drained the water, moved his shoulders and said, "Get up."

"It hurts." He Linzhou snorted, his face was still buried on his shoulder and he didn't move.

"It really hurts?" Wen Xunchuan turned around and raised his hand to hold up his face, "Look up for me."

He Linzhou raised his head obediently, turned his face to show him, raised his finger to his cheek and asked, "Is it red?"

"Red fart." Wen Xunchuan pushed him away, picked up the fruit plate and walked out of the kitchen, "Just pretend you are."

"Hey, you are so good!" He Linzhou followed, dissatisfied, "Can't you feel sorry for your boyfriend? Do you still look like a boyfriend?"

"What does it look like to be a boyfriend?" Wen Xunchuan sat on the sofa, raised his hand to turn on the TV, turned his head and nodded towards his hand, "pass me the remote control of the light."

He Linzhou handed him the remote control, and sat down beside him: "At least be gentle?"

Wen Xunchuan dimmed the overhead light, turned his head and glanced at him: "Be gentle?"

"Ah," He Linzhou said, "It's okay to take a step back, at least not to domestic violence, okay?"

Wen Xunchuan raised his hand and pulled his collar to bring him in front of him, leaned over and kissed him on the cheek, then blew lightly on his face a few times, and said softly: "Baby, hello!" Huh, Pain flies away."

He Linzhou looked at his passionate eyes, fell silent for a moment, raised his hand and thumped his chest: "...I really want to vomit."

Wen Xunchuan rolled his eyes at him, let go of him, took the TV remote control, cut into the movie category and searched casually: "You are really hard to serve."

He Linzhou looked at him aimlessly flipping through the movie list for a while with a shit-eating expression on his face, and said, "Don't call me baby in the future."

"En." Wen Xunchuan responded casually.

He Linzhou turned his head and said with a serious face: "Not even baby."

Wen Xunchuan glanced at him, nodded, and said, "Oh."

He Linzhou endured it for a while, but he still didn't hold back. Wen Xunchuan used his mobile phone to log on to WeChat to check the hospital's news in the afternoon. Maybe he forgot to log out after reading it. Lu almost blew the vinegar bottle in the kitchen: "You have five hundred babies in your fucking WeChat, I'm just wondering, can you tell who is who?"

"I can't tell the difference." Before He Linzhou could ask again, Wen Xunchuan blew himself up, "If you change the same, you don't need to divide."

He Linzhou stared at him for a while: "...Damn."

Wen Xunchuan raised his eyebrows, looked at him with a half-smile and asked, "Can you show me your WeChat?"

He Linzhou's expression froze for a moment. Just as Wen Xunchuan was about to laugh at him, he took out his phone from his pocket and took a picture of it on the table. He frowned and said seriously, "Let's delete it together, starting from yours, dare you?"

Wen Xunchuan laughed, not understanding his logic: "Delete them together, why start with mine?"

Seeing him like this, He Linzhou's face suddenly sank, and he reached out to get the phone back: "Don't dare to pull it down."

"I'll just ask casually." Wen Xunchuan pressed his hand and looked at him amusedly, "Aren't you happy yet?"

"Who's not happy? You can delete your friends whether you want to delete them or not. You can play however you like. I can still tie your trousers around the clock?"

"What am I playing?" Wen Xunchuan sighed helplessly, "Besides, what's the difference between us and wearing a trouser belt now?"

"What do you want to keep a dozen | cannon | friends for?" He Linzhou turned his head and stared at him, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, "Damn, we both have to wear condoms when we have sex in the future, lest you get fucked outside What kind of unclean thing is back. Damn, people are solid guns and don’t change people at the same time, I’m in a relationship and have an open relationship... Hmm.”

Wen Xunchuan's brows were stained with displeasure, and he pinched his cheek: "Can you talk well?"

"Hmm..." He Linzhou stared at him, hesitating and unable to speak.

Only then did Wen Xunchuan let go of his hand, and He Linzhou raised the back of his hand unhappily and rubbed it against his face. He looked ahead and didn't look at him, and said angrily, "I don't know what you think, anyway, I didn't Just kidding with you, but if you think you're just using me as a pastime, if you have nothing to do to relieve boredom, tell me clearly in advance. I'm not the kind of person who can't afford to play. Seriously fall in love with you, you treat me as a fool|puss... "

"Okay." Wen Xunchuan picked up a cherry and stuffed it into his mouth, pulled the phone from his hand, put his legs on the coffee table and lowered his head to open WeChat, "You are still wronged, so I will just say it casually." , which sentence let you hear the meaning of using you for entertainment?"

"Who was wronged." He Linzhou retorted vaguely with a cherry in his mouth.

Wen Xunchuan glanced at him: "How can you relieve people's boredom with your petty mind? It's not enough to bother me."

"It mainly depends on who you are with. I'm not so cautious about others." He Linzhou lay sideways on the sofa, resting his head on his lap, took the remote control and clicked on a sci-fi movie, "Delete it and show it to me." .”

Wen Xunchuan raised his hand and rubbed his head: "Good leader."