I was also dazed, just remember a woman, with a strong scent that made people sinking, swimming in slowly.
The woman had a snake-like face, and she was curvy and charming against the backdrop of green smoke and purple air. The hair bun on the head is high, dotted with pearls, emeralds, and green hibiscus. There are two moon beads on the ears. His complexion was whiter than Tianshan snow, crescent eyebrows raised lightly, like anger but not anger. The eyes are like double bright moon, the nose is like a hanging gall, and the mouth is like a cherry. Wearing a tight-fitting bra short coat on the upper body, revealing the snow-skinned belly, and a large lotus-colored napkin on the lower body. There was a silver bracelet on the left and right ankles with several bells hung on it, and it clinked with a slight movement.
A pipa sound resounded like a pearl and jadeite falling on a jade plate. The woman had a pipa on her right shoulder, the pipa facing us, and it was studded with jewels. The woman grabbed the neck of the pipa with her left hand, her arm seemed like a lotus root. After the right hand did not reach the pipa, the fingers flowed and played the pipa. The sound of music accompanied the dance steps, and the whole mellow and clear flow, like flying from Dunhuang, like the singer of the flower rain on the Silk Road, and the fairy in the moon palace. Really Yurun is red and beautiful, Tao Li Fang Fei Li Hua smiles!
The three of us listened to the sound of the pipa, fighting with our upper and lower eyelids, and couldn't help but fall asleep.
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! There was a sound of Dharma drums. Although the sound was not pleasant to the ear, it was incredibly refreshing and more effective than strong tea and coffee. My father and I, as well as Li Dazui, were called back to the real world from the drumming. When the old man and Li Dazui saw the woman, they couldn't help trembling, and their faces suddenly turned pale. Cold sweat ran down the top of their heads.
Li Dazui was even more exaggerated, and there was a pee between his legs. Needless to say, it was scared to pee! He opened his mouth wide and wanted to say something, but he couldn't close that mouth anyway.
Jiang is still hot. Although the old man is also very frightened, he can shout, "That's a beautiful snake!"
The beautiful snake was said to be broken, her upper body still looked like a woman, but the lower body showed a snake body, most of her body dragged on the ground, curled up half a circle, the tip of her tail was still shaking. Beauty Snake saw me staring at her, and her eyes looked straight over. My heart almost jumped out, my whole body was like a wood, I couldn't move at all, and almost urinated in fright.
At this time, a forbidden word appeared in the air, just like in a three-dimensional movie. When the word appeared in the air, I was less nervous. Upon closer inspection, the forbidden words were originally illuminated by "Maoshan Secret Yao". Presumably, the drumbeat before was also from "Maoshan Secret Yao".
"I won't hurt you. Soon, you will all be my guests!" The beautiful snake took out a piece of colored paper from her arms.
"Oh! Sister Snake, if you and I don't offend the river, just send them to me?" A fierce woman's voice came in from outside the door. Then a gloomy breeze sounded, and a ghost woman with bangs head stood akimbo on the street. The fangs in that mouth were an inch longer than when I saw them last time. This filthy thing has been waiting outside, it seems to want to put me to death! Ten thousand grass nima flew past in my heart, and I became a woman's treasure pursued by a middle-aged ghost woman!
"Aunt Huang, do you move them a finger to give it a try?"
"Then please give in!" Huang Sanzi started the Yinfeng, and was about to pounce on it. It's too late to say, then it's fast. The beauty snake just raised her head, and saw a red light flashing in the blur. Aunt Huang San was seriously injured and had an arm removed. She turned into black smoke and ran away. , I will not let you go!"
"Waste..." The beautiful snake licked her mouth, her face full of disdain! "What?" The three of us said in unison, staring at each other for a long while. This horrible ghost has been pestering me for several days. It is already a ghost that can be human, so it was defeated by the beautiful snake in a moment? How awesome is this guy! Thinking of this, I'm terribly scared!
"People who are about to become bridegrooms, are you afraid to be like this, can you be a little bit proud?" The beautiful snake's gloomy face flashed with a hint of joy, a red light flashed from my face, and I felt it There was a biting cold. "It tastes not bad!" The beautiful snake licked her lips, somewhat intoxicated.
I thought that someone had come home, even the monsters came to squat. I haven't even touched a girl's hand. Where is the bride from? A terrifying thought flashed before my eyes, and I stared at the beautiful snake in horror!
"What the hell do you want?" The beautiful snake is naturally not stupid. "I dare not rob the master." "Master?" The three of us said in unison. Here comes the difference between killing the three of us and pinching the ants to death!
"What's so surprising, Mr. Li has already given you the marriage certificate!"
The old man looked at the beautiful snake in a daze, his face flushed with suffocation, "What is the marriage certificate?"
"You old nobles have forgotten things. Didn't Old Man Xia tell you about the marriage letter on that meteorite?"
A red light flashed, and the colored paper on the beautiful snake's hand flew to my hand! "This is the marriage letter written by the old man himself, and I sent it. You are already our distinguished guest! The slave and maidservant have to report to the master, we will see you again!" After that, the beautiful snake swam out again.
In a moment, I woke up. Anxiously looking at the street outside the door, it was dark and there was no one.
"Oh! Old man Xia, when he gave me the meteorite, he did say something. However, it took too long, so I forgot about it... I think they found you with this meteorite! "
"Boy, it's not that my brother scared you, you have left corpse energy on your body, Aunt Huang will find you again!"
"Just kidding!" I couldn't believe everything they said.
I didn't even read the marriage book, so I threw it in the trash can outside the door. I thought, "I'm a fucking bachelor for a lifetime, and don't marry a fairy!" The old man quickly snatched the marriage certificate, sighed, and said something that made me creepy: "Hey! I didn't expect this to be true!" He wrote the marriage certificate. Handed it to me: "Xiaoxia! You can't hide. Although your father caused this matter, it is indeed a marriage contract between him and that thing!"
I can't believe it. My grandfather was dead when I was born. How did he designate me to marry that thing? This matter is not only incomprehensible, but put it in common sense. Whose father will make a yin marriage for his grandson? I was stunned there again. I cannot accept it from the bottom of my heart. However, I opened up the marriage book and looked at it.
Xia and Yuchi intermarriage
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This is the sixth day of June in the Jiawu year.
The two surnames are married, and the contract is made in the same hall. Look at the peach blossoms burning the next day, Yishi IKEA, Bu Tannian melons, Erchang Erzhi. I would like to use the white-headed covenant to write to Hongjian, so that the alliance of the red leaves can be recorded in the book of mandarin. This card.
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This year is the Jiawu Year, and it is about a month away from the sixth day of June.
This format is really the same as on the meteorite. I watched it three or four times in a row, only to find it irritating and ridiculous. Although the literary talent is good, there is not even a place to get married, and it looks like a prank. Later, I quietly lost this marriage letter, carrying the old man on my back. I didn't expect it to return to the bedside by itself, four or five times in a row. I just put it in the bedside drawer and ignored it.
"Master, tell me something about my grandpa!"
"Your grandfather, your father, and your ancestors are not ordinary people!"
He doesn't need to say this, I also understand it. My ancestor was an antique dealer. In the early years of the Republic of China, I bought a large number of cultural relics stolen by eunuchs. After the founding of the People’s Republic of China, my grandfather gave them to the country and was commended. My grandfather’s deeds have been mentioned before. As for my dad, he is an ordinary archaeologist, and he is engaged in field archaeology all year round, rain or shine, but he can't see anything special about him.
"Father, you don't want to sell anything, just say what you have, and let your fart go!" The old man and I experienced all these bizarre things, and it was considered life and death. Naturally speaking, we were more presumptuous. Not only was the old man not angry, he actually smiled and cursed: "You monkey boy, why are you so impatient!"
After Li Dazui swam past, he found himself peeing in his pants, his face flushed immediately, and he went to the backyard to change and wash his clothes. Squatting on the side, didn't say a word.
"Okay! Then I'll tell a story first, and when you finish listening to this story, I'll tell you about the marriage contract. You kid must stand up for me!"
Let me stand, is there anything about my grandpa? I slapped my chest again, and vowed to make sure I can stand it. The old man put down his smiling face and spoke with a serious face.
"Where do you start with this!" The old man opened his head and pondered for a long time before he said, "Let's start with the pamphlet. This story is a bit long and scary. Do you have the guts to listen?"
"Father, we are all used to seeing life and death, but are we afraid of a story?" What I said was accustomed to seeing life and death, naturally what happened these nights. This story was not scary at all at first. The more I hear it, the more creepy it makes me, if I listen to it again, I would rather not.
The old man took out a cigarette and I lit it. He said in a hoarse voice: "Just now, I told you that the story in the pamphlet is half true. In fact, I have been burying the true story. From the bottom of my heart, as long as I think about it, I will stand upside down! If it weren't for your kid, I would never remember it again."
"I see!"
"Okay! Then I'll start with the strange beast. The second half of the matter, if it weren't for my personal experience, I wouldn't believe it is true!"
If I can return to that night, I really hope that the old man will not tell, but it's a pity that everything happened! (To be continued) (End of this chapter)