I rented and lived in a village in the city, where there are many people. I heard that the village in the city was "haunted" recently, and later I learned that it was a thief who stole a computer! So before going to bed, I locked the doors and windows.
After hanging up the phone, I took out my mobile phone and scanned a few pages of news as usual. After a while, the sleeper came up, and I fell asleep in a daze.
I don't know the time, but in my sleep, I vaguely heard the voice of a woman coming from outside the window.
"So you are here..." After a long time, the voice sounded again, first with a sigh... Then there was a soft voice: "We will see you again!"
Of course I heard it, but I didn't care at all. The soundproofing of the houses in the village in the city itself is not very good. I thought at the time which one was watching a costume drama!
After a long time, there was another voice of people outside the window.
"[Lingyang Body] finally found it!"
"Haha, that stinky Daoist really has a clever trick, he didn't lie to me!"
"Master! I'll choke him to death so that you can cultivate into a [spiritual body] faster!"
"Isn't it a matter of time? The best time has not yet arrived, let him live for a few days!"
"Upstairs, I fuck your ancestor for the eighteenth generation. What kind of ghost movies are you watching in the middle of the night? It's so noisy!" Close the window! Before, there was a ghost movie upstairs in the middle of the night. I have said it several times.
The moment my cursing sounded, the two conversations stopped abruptly!
Not long after I lay down and slept, a soak of urine made me feel uncomfortable. I didn't even care about turning on the light and rushing into the toilet.
When I returned to the bedroom, just stepping into the door with my front foot, I saw a woman in the dim bedroom with loose hair and a white sheet covered with "purple peony" embroidered on it! The woman seemed to hear the movement and poked her hands madly at my computer. I was so scared that my scalp was numb and I was sweating. I thought "Nima, did I hit a ghost?" I pinched my mouth and felt pain! A spiritual light flashed through my mind, and I smiled coldly.
It must be the "ghost" who stole the computer. I leaned against the door and looked at her carefully. It seemed that this idiot had paid for it. The same wig on her head is sold online for at least a few hundred dollars. Although you can't see your face, a thick foundation is definitely indispensable. Together with the high-quality quilt embroidered with "purple peony", plus a silk sling around your neck, it costs five or six hundred! That idiot actually learned "Ghost Step Dance" specially. If you have a good look, you can continue to pretend to be coerced, I have you good-looking!
Seriously, if it weren't for stealing my computer, I couldn't help but praise his outfit! Quietly from behind the sofa in the living room, I took out a thunderbolt, which is 50 kilograms. I picked up the thunderbolt in both hands, and when I got close, I smashed it hard on the ghost's back.
I know the law, and I will only pick him where there is a lot of meat. Beat him half to death, how much relief! I slammed the thunderbolt on the back of the "ghost", only to hear a crisp sound, as if it hit the iron plate. I thought to myself: "Damn! You hide the iron plate in the sheet, count you cruel!" I picked up the thunderbolt again, and slammed it down fiercely, with another bang.
The "ghost" was beaten up and blindfolded. At this time, he turned half of his body, with long hair covering half of his face, his face was pale, his lips were purple, and the corners of his eyes and nostrils were constantly oozing dark red blood! Seeing this "respectful face" of him, I felt a little in my heart: "It's broken, it's broken! This idiot was beaten to blood by me!"
According to the truth, although the two thunderbolt rods are hard, they are not hurt so badly through the iron plate! Secretly cried: "Damn! The loss is big, and I will have to pay for medical expenses later!"
The "ghost" lifted up his long hair, suddenly opened his red eyes without pupils, his mouth was completely grinned to the base of his ears, and his tongue was spit out long. The nail on his hand "rubbed" it, and it grew more than ten centimeters at a time, dark and shiny, and rushed towards me.
I thought to myself: "Is this idiot going to kill his life, or kill someone?" Seeing him aggressive, I am not a soft persimmon. I picked up a thunderstick and hit it hard. After several hits, I realized something suddenly!
My family lives on the sixth floor and even the doors and windows are locked before going to bed. When peeing just now, the door was clearly closed tightly. Isn't this a thief, but a real "ghost"
"Oh! I met a ghost!" I screamed!
This fear made his Yang Qi weaken by three points. The ghost thing became more and more fierce, and she saw large areas of her scalp fall off, and the flesh on her face rolled out. Not to mention it's scary, the most terrible thing is that this thing seems to be deliberately killing me, calling me to kill me.
"Hahahaha!" A burst of laughter came, and although it was a laugh, it was clearly crying!
The ghost laughed loudly and trembled! With a crisp sound, the iron claw came over. When I was at the juncture of life and death, I hurriedly pressed my elbow against it, and the ghost screamed and raised my claws to grab it from the top door. I heard the wind and jumped aside. Unexpectedly, its figure was faster, and it strangled my neck with a single stroke. I had difficulty breathing, so I had to rise up and hit my elbow as hard as I could. With a bang, my elbow felt like an electric shock, and my whole body was numb. The ghost's body shook, and Bai Sensen's teeth were exposed, and it was about to bite off.
At this point of view, I gave up the car to protect the handsome, put my arm against her mouth, and bite my arm with blood! It's strange to say that as soon as the ghost touched my blood, blue smoke appeared in his mouth, making it so painful, "Oh!" yelled, and flashed to the side.
There was a pair of pants all over me, and I pulled the door tightly, but I couldn't open it. I lifted my leg and kicked hard, and the door opened with a bang! I crawled and rushed downstairs in one breath, taking care of his mother, and fleeing! I didn't stop until I came to a late-night snack stall, panting with cat waist. The few supper over there couldn't help laughing at my embarrassed appearance.
I have the habit of looking at my mobile phone when I go to the bathroom, so even though I go out in a hurry, I also bring my mobile phone. I took out the phone and called the old man, the phone rang once, and the other party answered it.
"Hey! Xiaoxia, are you okay?"
"There will be ghosts, no, there are really ghosts!" I was frightened incoherently.
"Sure enough, something happened... Where do you live? I'll come over right away!"
"I'm in Lijiawan, get off the car and turn left and come in next to the first barbecue stall!"
"Oh! Wait a minute, I'll be there soon!"
For about half an hour, a taxi pulled over and stopped, and a person came down. A closer look was the fat old man. The old man wears a hat, a vest, and a white high-collar shirt inside. The hem is all tucked into his trousers. The waistband is about to be creaky! Still the torn sandal on the foot. When he approached, he took a closer look at the old man. The old man's temples were pale, a knife eyebrow was still pitch black, his chubby face, small eyes narrowed into a slit, and the bridge of his nose was fairly straight, because he was too fat, on the contrary, there were no wrinkles, and the corners of his mouth were always smiling!
"The current taxis can't swipe their old-age cards. They would ride their bikes if they knew it!" The old man said, scolding the eighteenth generation of the taxi driver's ancestors all over the place.
We ordered a few dishes at random right in front of the barbecue stall and chatted while eating.
The old man took a sip of wine and smiled and said, "Young man, I knew you would have an accident!" When I heard this, I scolded in my heart: "I wiped it! Is this the dead old man deliberately trying to fix me?"
"I guess it's a ghost looking for a replacement!"
"Then why are you looking for me?"
"It’s up to you to see her. Once a person gets bad luck, he will see dirty things!" After hearing this, I felt cold in my heart and cursed in my heart: "I have met you as an old man. The coffin, start hitting ghosts!"
"Then I just need to move?"
"Most people are okay, but you can't, you are targeted by her master!"
"This is just a substantive ghost, and it cannot be cultivated in a short period of time. Someone must train her to harm you!" the old man explained as he ate.
"Damn, I'm not saved?"
"Fortunately, when you met me, there is still a way to remedy it!"
"Don't you think you are a great master, old man?"
"Where, where! I'm an atheist, it just happens that I have experience in this matter!" I spit out a sip of wine, and the old man claimed to be an atheist!
"I have a talisman, you can keep you safe as long as you stick it on your chest!" As he said, the old man took out a talisman from his arms and handed it to my hand.
"Really effective?" I looked at this character. It's just on a piece of yellow paper, I scribbled a few strokes with cinnabar, and the ghost knows if this thing is useful!
The old man saw what I was thinking, and quickly said "useful, useful!"
"This talisman, I copied it from the Heavenly Master's house back then, it's like a fake replacement!" My eyes are almost falling off, and grandma's bear actually dare to copy it from the Heavenly Master's house
He was afraid that I would not believe it, and added, "After I copied it back, I met a ghost that night! Our team, each put a talisman on his chest, and escaped!" The more I listened, the more outrageous I became.
"I've hit a ghost, I have to treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor!" He said this, but he thought, "Damn! This old man doesn't seem to be reliable, I will find a Taoist priest tomorrow to take a look!"
"Did you still hear someone talking in your dreams?" The old man asked me this way, making me feel that the voice did not come from the TV, because my whole building simply doesn't have such a stereo sound. Hurriedly said: "Master, how do you know?"
"Oh! What should happen is still going to happen... I thought I could change it, unexpectedly..." The old man shook his head, drank a glass of wine, and stopped talking!
"What the hell..."
"I haven't seen the ghost, so I'm not sure... How about you go and draw the ghost out tonight?" When I heard this, it was like thunderstorms, and I had all the desire to die! Quickly shook his head.
"Counsel! Fighting ghosts is a lot of fun! With Lao Tzu's Fu Zhen, are you afraid of a ball?"
"His grandma's, that ghost is too scary. It's better to die than to live, and you'll be bullying!"
"Old man Xia's descendants are like this. The old man will jump out of the coffin if he knows it." Although grandpa is a taboo in my family, it is also the pride of my family. Our Xia family would rather die than suffer such insults. I hurriedly said righteously: "Who is afraid, I will go back now, sir, please take a good look at it!"
The old man smiled slightly, still sitting in front of the barbecue booth, watching me walk away.
So, I bit my head and embarked on the path home... (to be continued) (end of this chapter)