Jie! Jie! Jie! Jie!
What the hell is this sound? I pricked my ears to listen. The laughter sounded again, and I finally determined the source of the laughter. is big! tripe! God!
There is such a scary thing in this place where birds do not shit!
The laughter sounded again, clear! Piercing! It's not what a person's throat can send out.
I rubbed my eyes and looked at the statue of Big Belly God carefully. The one in the middle actually moved, grinning to the back of his head, and a weird smile came out from inside. The big belly god actually got up and stood like a human being. It looks like a big fat man alive, and his cheeks seem to be filled with two balloons, one bulging and one bulging.
"Wipe! It's a real dog! I'm actually going to be fed a frog!" I rubbed my eyes again, everything was restored to its original shape, there was no laughter, and there was no movement from Dadu.
After a moment of silence, a clear and sweet voice came.
"What a handsome brother, what are you thinking about here?"
"Mom!" Almost scared my heart. Seeing that I was not moving, the voice said, "Brother, I got lost at night, can you help me?" The voice had reached behind me. I looked back and took a closer look. A girl of seventeen or eighteen, slender, Her appearance is very beautiful, but her head is always low.
I looked at her up and down, not looking like a ghost, but rather familiar. I thought about it carefully in my mind, this feeling is very strange, in short, it is a sense of deja vu. I thought to myself, "Don't panic right now, I will run away from Yang Qi when I panic, then I will really be finished!" So I pretended to be calm and answered "What can I do for you?"
The woman smiled, patted my shoulder, and chuckled softly, "Brother! Can I sit by your side and chat?" I thought to myself, "See what you can talk about!" Then I nodded. Sure enough, she sat down and smiled. The body exudes a strange aroma, and I can't tell what it smells like.
Seeing that I was not afraid of her, the woman sat next to me, surrounded by her. I saw her wearing tight-fitting clothes and trousers, the curves of her whole body were outlined, and she was wearing a pair of red embroidered shoes. She took off her embroidered shoes, revealing a pair of white jade-like feet, giggling. I stared at the "red embroidered shoes" in a daze, and I couldn't help but think of the story of "a pair of embroidered shoes" in my mind! Scared into cold sweat.
The woman smiled and said, "Brother! Why are you sitting in the temple alone?" I cursed in my heart, "I know the ghosts of my mother!" But I must not show it, and said casually "Oh!" The woman continued to ask "Brother" I feel very cold, can you lean on my shoulders?" She leaned on herself without waiting for me to speak. My hands and feet are beginning to be dishonest, and I touched my body. Those hands were very ice, as if they were salvaged from an ice lake. Feeling cold, those hands went into my clothes. I was so cold that I stood up abruptly.
You think I don't want to run, the door is locked, where is I running? Besides, my whole body seemed to be held down by something, and I couldn't stand it at all. Nothing else, I am now empty-handed. The only celestial master's bronze seal and meteorite fragments that can be relied on are all working on his hometown, no one dares to move.
"Look at me, I won't eat you again!" I subconsciously said "Oh", then raised my head and looked at it. She buried her head and raised it. That face is very delicate, with delicate features, thin eyebrows, big eyes, tall nose, and crystal clear mouth. I have spent many years in the city, and it is rare to see such a beautiful woman, who can be a model for plastic surgery ads.
"Girl Lian?" I thought to myself, this is too unreal, it must be an illusion.
"Could it be that that thing turned into sister Lian to harm me?" I didn't notice it.
"Brother! Am I good-looking? My sister is lost, can you take me home?" The woman said in a choked voice, "Good brother, please!" I had an ominous pre-cold in my heart." Is this a ghost?" According to the "Maoshan Secret Essentials", once people are frightened or intensely feared, the taste of meat will become sour. So before the monster wants to eat people, he will either become a beauty or a handsome guy to hook up.
When I think of this, my hair is creepy. What kind of bird is hidden under this beautiful human skin? Human beings are often full of fear of the unknown. Knowing the date of death, you can accept it calmly. Fears like this full of unknown will only bring anxiety and anxiety.
"Let's go! Good brother, I beg you!" The woman made a tingling voice. Although I am also an ordinary human being, I have not been so afraid of these things since I experienced these series of terrorist incidents. I casually agreed to "Okay!" The woman was obviously pleased, perhaps because she thought the time had come.
She hugged me tightly, and stroked my back with one hand. At that time, I was completely stupefied, and I couldn't stand up at all. Suddenly, a gloomy wind blew from behind, freezing and biting. Only a few clicks were heard, like the sound of a sword being unsheathed. Several hard metal strips were scratched on my back, and the skin was scratched!
"Let go, you have to dare to put your hand on again, and see if I don't beat you to death!" The voice couldn't be more familiar. It was Lu Jianguo. He kicked the temple door and rushed in. The ghost was obviously taken aback, standing aside with a weird smile, as if he was terrified of Lu Jianguo.
Without a word, Lu Jianguo stepped forward and grabbed my hand and ran wildly. The hand that grabbed my arm, like a pair of iron tongs, made me scream in pain. Not long after running wildly, I heard a few long screams in the temple of the big belly, followed by the sound of fighting, roaring people, and the sound of bronze drums, as if fierce fighting had taken place.
Lu Jianguo didn't let go, and dragged me back to the mountain and rushed up the small road for more than ten minutes. When I ran, I almost vomited my bile, and finally stopped in front of a hillside, still holding his hand. I gasped for a long time before recovering.
Startled and asked "Uncle Lu, what is that?" Lu Jianguo had a wretched look, he laughed and said, "Maybe it's a woman who eloped!" I asked Uncle Lu again, "Why are there women who elope to the temple in the middle of the night?" "Lu Jianguo cut off half of the grass casually, held it in his mouth, and said grinningly, "Perhaps she is a fuck!"
"Uncle Lu, where are you taking me to this back mountain?"
"Of course to go to a safe place!"
"Don't worry, take a rest first! We're at the place ahead, so you can rest assured to follow me!" Lu Jianguo continued to explain, afraid that I would not believe it. After he finished speaking, he squatted down, took off his shoes, and picked up his feet.
There is something wrong with this Lu Jianguo.
Uncle Lu always felt calm and honest. Although the dress is quite simple. However, it has never been so second-rate. I was surprised, this is definitely not Uncle Lu I know. snort! Ghosts can imitate beautifully in appearance and voice, but they can't imitate them in character. As long as they use a set of words, they can figure out the details. So I asked, "That girl is pretty, more punctual than the owner of the Rongcheng Oiran Beauty Salon!"
"Well! Very punctual, really punctual!"
I immediately confirmed that this thing is definitely not Uncle Lu I know. I have never been to the Rongcheng Oiran Beauty Salon with Uncle Lu, and I can't afford it. I'm not sure if Uncle Lu has been there. But the two of us have never been together, that's for sure.
"Fuck! I'm afraid it's too bad for you!" Lu Jianguo grabbed me tightly, and I didn't have the strength to resist. I'm afraid that I'm going to explain this little life, but it's not clear what he is.
According to the "Maoshan Secret Yao" record, "Ghosts are afraid of watching the shadow!" This means that ghosts are afraid of looking in the mirror. I touched my pocket and I was happy! I ran all the way like this, and the phone didn’t drop. God helped me!
I took out my phone and wanted to take a photo of Lu Jianguo with the black screen of the phone. I took out my phone and laughed quackly when I heard the thing quack.
Lu Jianguo turned his head and laughed wildly, "Do you want to see who I am?" Quack, another terrifying laughter came. I was stunned when I saw it, and suddenly reacted. Isn't that Fox Xiaohua? It was the Fox Fairy who was injured by Bai Ze the other day.
"I wipe it!" Yuanjia Lu is narrow, and what is even more frightening is that Lao Tzu was empty-handed, not even Zhang Huangfu. "Hey! I have blood on the tip of my tongue, so I'm afraid of a hammer!" I bit the tip of my tongue and sprayed the blood. The fox fairy took out his handkerchief and wiped his face, laughing strangely. "Wipe! What the hell is going on?" Later I learned that living creatures are naturally not afraid of blood on the tip of their tongues, let alone this kind of fox fairy who has been practicing for hundreds of years.
Fox Xiaohua laughed wildly, as if appreciating a piece of food!
"The body of Lingyang finally belongs to me! Gaga! The old lady has eaten more than 80 offspring of sacrifices to the spirit, so it's not as good as you!"
"Lingyang body, what does this have to do with me?" I asked inexplicably.
"Your kid is dying, do you want to know what is called "Lingyang Body"!" Fox Xiaohua stared at me directly, like a hungry ghost staring at the food, and the thief staring at the renminbi, so she looked so fraughty.
"I don't know! I don't want to know at all!"
"Since you have asked sincerely, the old lady will tell you compassionately!" Hu Xiaohua ignored me at all and said to herself.
Speechless, I'm so fucking speechless.
Daxian Fox is too narcissistic!
The body of Lingyang, to put it bluntly, is the third bachelor. The previous three lives were not a monk, but a Taoist priest. As I said before, I have reached the completion of the two realms. In my previous life, I was a domineering Taoist priest, who killed too many ghosts, resulting in insufficient morality. Although this name is not very loud, it is full of domineering content, and I am reluctant. acceptable.
However, this three-time bachelor is really too sad, and the ghost wants such a title to go to your mother's spiritual body. Laozi didn't get any benefit, but he was even thought of by ghosts. Having said that, I am still a bachelor, Cao Nima, I won't want to get together in this life and become a bachelor for four generations!
"Lingyang body, so what?"
"Dead boy, the body of Lingyang, others can't ask for it. You are a natural physique for cultivation, and there is a mighty spirit in your body. Quack! If you are eaten by me, you can increase your Taoism for thousands of years!"
Depend on! This kind of explanation by Daxian Fox is too bad! I feel like I've been given a slap in the face of a third-rate online novel, and I can't tell you the disgusting. What's the difference between this and how to make up for it? If I give you a pig's head, it really won't look like a pig's head. This is a shit theory, but I dare not say it.
"Then, now you can stare at it? If the meat is sour, you will lose your way!" Fox Daxian wiped his mouth, looking impatient.
Seeing this battle, I was a little panicked, so I waved my hand and said, "Wait! I have something to say..." (to be continued)
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