The Patriarch of Xishen once confessed that it would be served at 6:30 the next morning, and the auspicious time for them to pick up Xishen was at 7 o'clock. Besides, besides us, where does anyone know anything auspicious? Huang Mao and I did hear an old voice. I am not afraid of this kind of new ghost. Firstly, I have the bronze seal of the heavenly master and the Qingming sword on my body. Secondly, I am considered a master.
According to the records of "Maoshan Secret Yao", if it is not a new ghost that dies, it is generally harmless. This kind of ghost is in a state of spirit. If it is willing to show up, it can see and hear it. I have gone through these twenty days of treacherous things, and now I have no fear of this new ghost. But Huang Mao was so frightened that he was coming out of urine.
So I stopped the car, got into the back seat of the car, lighted three sticks of incense, knocked on the coffin and asked, "Master! Excuse me, please raise your hand, it will be scary. If you agree, you will knock on the coffin four times!" ! Boom! Boom! Boom! There were four percussions in the coffin, and I knew the uncle had agreed. After getting in the car, Huang Mao comforted a few words.
After this, nothing happened in the car, nor did I encounter Miss Nervous and the lonely ghost on the road. The car arrived in Hukou Village smoothly, half an hour earlier than expected.
Huang Mao and I drove the car to the old man Dong’s villa. In the villa security duty room, a person suddenly rushed out and scolded: "Hey, what are you doing! Stop! Didn't you see the'visitor registration'?" the person said After that, he knocked an aluminum sign at the gate of the villa on duty with the words "Visitor Registration" written on it.
"Sorry, sorry!" I smiled apologetically. I was sitting in the cab. The sign was in a blind spot, so I didn't see it.
"You can't see such a big word, what do your eyes do!" The man was arrogant and shouted, "What are you still standing there for? Come and register! Do you know where this is? Just go in casually!"
I am very upset. Just register when you register. Why should I speak so badly? If I hadn't sent Xishen, I wouldn't have come. It's so good to see the king, the kid is hard to deal with, hell hell!
The security guard saw that I was stunned and yelled at me: "What are you doing in a daze, come and register!"
Huang Mao's EQ and IQ are both low. As soon as he heard this, he got hot temper and rushed forward to fight, "Grandma, a bear! I'm an idiot in Da Mao Town, you bastard dare to be aggressive with me?"
"You, what do you want? The rules are the rules, please register honestly!"
"I'm here to send Xishen!" I was afraid of delays, and didn't want to entangle this guy, and said straightforwardly.
"What a god of joy, Liushen. That kind of low-level perfume, our housekeeper doesn't need it!" The security guard looked at me disdainfully. The security guard thought, "I can see more of this trick. Every day, under the guise of delivering couriers, there are not ten but eight people who want to get in."
It wasn't that the security guards dared to be so arrogant. It was either a wealthy businessman or a second-generation official who entered and exited the Dong's house. There has never been such a man and a demon dog who dared to enter through the front door with a broken golden cup. Seeing this, it doesn't look like a delivery company, but like a migrant worker asking for pay. If the security guard doesn't stop such a person, who else will he stop
"If you want to pull the banner to the government, you have to jump to the Oriental Pearl Tower!" The security guard looked very impatient. "Just like you, I can see a lot! Don't even want to go in without a permit!" We called Dong's phone, but they were all turned off, and no one answered the phone.
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"Oh! Brother, we are afraid of him! Take out the "release permit" issued by Mrs. Dong!" Even Huang Mao knew it was useless to reason.
"I want a release permit, right?" I felt very uncomfortable. When I took out the release permit, I put a thin needle in the seam of my hand. While passing the release permit, he pierced the security guard's wrist at Shenmen acupoint. The security guard received the release permit and frowned. He looked like he wanted to pick bones in the egg. He raised his eyebrows horizontally and raised his eyes, but the black paper and white letters and the red official seal could not point out any fault.
"Ah!... It's really here to deliver."
"Why, then won't let it go?"
"Then you have to register too!" The security's nose was crooked, and he lost his face in front of the two demon dog-like people. I'm so angry: "I see a lot of delivery people, no matter who it is, you must register when you get to me!" The security guard thought, "Pull your mother a ball, I can't take care of others, can't it be done? you."
I shook my head and smiled bitterly. I thought "Don't force Lao Tzu to do it, Lao Tzu does it, even I am afraid!"
"Today, Lao Tzu, the king of heaven, is here, and register for me too!"
I'm particularly unhappy in my heart, I'm not happy, don't be too happy. I drove the car out of the villa area, took out the yellow paper from my backpack, tore out a human figure with my hand, and inserted the silver needle into the eyebrow punching hole beside the paper man’s hair bun line. He pinched out five thunder fingers, said "Ha! Hit" and stomped the ground with his foot.
I drove the car back to the door of the villa again, and the security guard looked around, very satisfied with himself. He saw my car coming again and took an electric baton out. It seemed that he was about to do it. I thought to myself, "You fucking made me unhappy, I'll make you lose your face today!" I picked up the tactics, pulled the paper man's arm with both hands, I pulled my left arm, and the security guard moved his left arm. I flicked the security guard's head, and the security guard smashed his face with his fist. I pulled the security guard's left and right hands and took off my clothes one by one. After a while, he stood naked naked.
"You don't shut the door properly, where are you doing?" a voice behind roared!
"Brother-in-law, I seem to be wicked, please help me!"
"You bastard, you are not only wicked, but also wicked! Lost my face!" The middle-aged man was obviously furious, untied his coat and threw it on the man.
Huang Mao was about to laugh, and when I saw that I was almost out of anger, I collected the spell. The security guard can move around freely, put on his clothes and blush to the root of his neck.
I parked the car outside the villa and looked at my watch at 6:15. The outside of the villa was deserted and there was no one. This family is too strange, saying that they will take the old man's soul back to his hometown, but now, there is no one in sight. I thought to myself, "big family, there are many rules, it's better to sleep first!"
I lay in the car with my head covered and fell asleep. I was awakened by the sound of a violent beating on the window. More than 20 security guards carried their batons and rushed over aggressively. Apart from anything else, they were about to pull me off the car: " Honestly, don't move! I thought you were not a good thing, my electric baton didn't know anyone!"
Huang Mao was also awakened and shouted, "We are here to send Boss Dong's joy!"
"Bah! Our Boss Dong is alive and well, where is the God of Joy!" The security guard really didn't know that Master Dong was dead. To bury this kind of thing, first quietly bury it, and then buy a cremation certificate. There are many people. The eyes are messy, so the security is naturally not qualified to know.
"The deceased is the big one. You can eat food but you can't talk nonsense!" I stared at this ridiculous guy, thinking about his embarrassment just now, and I laughed out of it.
"Boy, you can still laugh. I don't think you can shed tears if you don't see the coffin! Dare to play sideways here. If I don't give you a bit of color today, you don't know how the dead word is written!" The security shook his shoulder. , Picked up the stick and smashed it down at me!
"Snapped!"
"Ouch..."
Before the security’s stick came down, I touched my left foot on the ground, my right foot flew up, and kicked him in the lower abdomen. The security guard was kicked three or four meters away, lying on the ground hugging his stomach, rolling all over the floor, painful. Direct bidding.
My fiery temper broke out completely, and I can't stand it anymore. I haven't seen such an unreasonable and entangled guy since I got out of the womb. This is much more difficult than jealous of wives and ghosts, ghosts and babies. However, no matter how much the security guards, they are only individuals. I have not only fought the iron corpse, but also chopped down the corpse leader. With the current skill, it was more than a mistake to clean up this security guard.
"Enclose him and don't let him go!" A middle-aged man, the brother-in-law of the security guard, jumped and shouted, thinking, "His grandmother, dare to do it in Lao Tzu's place, you are too tender!".
"Boy, open your dog's eyes and see clearly, is this your place of trouble!"
"Huangmao, let's go!" I said angrily, seeing that it was half past six, and the person who came to pick up Xishen was nowhere to be seen, so I jumped into the car angrily. Just the bitch in front of me, I want to kill them, there are a hundred ways.
When the group of security guards saw our car started, twenty or thirty people gathered around, seemingly about to eat us. I yelled, "Huang Mao, you drive, if you don't let them cry today and beg us to come back, I won't be surnamed Xia!"
Huang Mao took the steering wheel angrily and stepped on the accelerator. The gate of the villa was closed long ago, and our car could not get out. I was carrying the Qing Ming Sword, with a fierce look in my eyes, looking at the group of people, smiling coldly, and cursing, "Domestic!" I planned to use a small method to teach this group a little lesson.
"This kid is arrogant! So arrogant!"
When everyone saw me carrying the Qing Ming Sword, jumping around from a distance, they didn't dare to move forward.
In Feng Shui, buildings and other buildings are called yang houses, and the tombs of the dead are called yin houses. Old man Dong's villa is a typical "Dragon Cave Land", which can accept the essence of heaven and earth to the greatest extent, so as to benefit the people who live in it. The characteristic of Long Zhen Xuedi is that the soil has Tai Chi halo. The feng shui of the whole yang house is coordinated like a fish of yin and yang.
I am in the position of Tai Chi's black fish, and I only need to place the ecstasy array in the black fish's eyes. This makes this group of people feel like being in a maze. I unceremoniously set down the ecstasy array. The yin air was released immediately, and a white mist suddenly appeared around. I saw the twenty or thirty security guards, like blind people, fumbling around, bumping their heads against each other from time to time, or the two bears hugging each other, as if it was true. Lost in general.
I just want to teach them a lesson, so the effective period of the Ecstasy is only about ten minutes. This time is enough for me to open the door of the villa and drive a long way out!
My phone rang when the car didn't drive far, and I picked it up. There was a voice on the other end, almost crying, "Hey! Brother, no, ancestor, I beg you to come back soon!" That voice was from the security guard husband. I smiled coldly, "It's okay, you cry and beg me!" (to be continued) (end of this chapter)