Probably because I didn't get a good rest all night, I heard laughter for the first time and thought it was an illusion. The second time I heard a weird smile, I was shocked all over! The sound was panicking, as if a sharp object was slashing through the glass, and every laugh made it into the bones. This is the most terrifying laughter I have ever heard in my life.
I reluctantly regained my spirits, trembling and touching a cigarette, my right hand was trembling, and it took a while to light the fire, and my teeth were trembling. I pretended to be resting, closed my eyes slightly, and glanced at Zhou Daming in the room from the gap between my eyes. This Zhou Daming, and the Zhou Daming I know, is not much different in appearance. It just feels more serious and unsmiling. In the middle of the night, no one can laugh at something like this, so I didn't care too much about it. He stared at the talisman on my chest from time to time and walked back and forth in the room. As my own brother, I was still very touched that he rushed overnight under such dangerous circumstances.
"Aji, I am a half immortal. Are you okay! I am so anxious, brother!" Zhou Daming's voice came from outside the door again.
I always felt that something was wrong, and then I suddenly realized that there were many things wrong with Zhou Daming in the room. For example, Zhou Daming, who I know, never calls me by my full name, and he is a master who can laugh out of a make-up exam. Why is he suddenly so serious? However, I am not sure what it is outside the door! Suddenly caught in a dilemma.
I hung a half-height mirror on the wall facing the sofa in the hall. At this moment, the mirror is facing me diagonally, and I can see it as long as I look up. I glanced at my glasses and was taken aback, all the bumps all over my body got up. Zhou Daming in the mirror, there is no one like him. A mouth faintly flashed on the back of his head, his mouth grinning to the base of his ears, as if he was smiling or crying.
Just then, it came again! Slightly! Slightly! The hen smiled like an egg. I glanced at Zhou Daming, who still looked serious.
"Did you laugh?"
"I didn't laugh!"
I'm even more scared. Is the laughter coming in from outside the door? There is a bad feeling in my heart.
"Open the door, Aji!" The voice came from outside the door again. I snorted and thought, "No! I'm unlucky, drinking water is stuffed between my teeth. Isn't it a dirty thing again?" I couldn't hide the tension in my heart, and my whole body began to tremble. Clench your teeth and calm down. I tentatively asked Zhou Daming, intending to see his details.
"Banxian, how did you see that thing just now?" That thing refers to the ghost woman who was driven away by Zhou Daming just now.
After a while, Zhou Daming inside the house reacted and said with a sneer, "Haha! Did Banxian call me?"
I chuckled, the cigarette butt dropped from my hand, and I sat upright. I can be sure that this guy is definitely not Zhou Daming. I jokingly call Zhou Daming Banxian, but I rarely use his real name. He actually didn't seem to know the name at all.
My whole body started to tremble, and I couldn't help but look up at the guy.
Zhou Daming in the room was still sitting withered, obviously a little impatient, staring straight at the yellow talisman on my chest, pointing up at the orchid finger, and unconsciously playing around with the corners of his clothes. I saw a big fat man with a weight of 00 kg, pointing up with the orchid finger. Playing with the corners of the clothes like a woman, that twitchy, almost made me laugh out loud. After careful consideration, there is boundless fear!
"Aji! Are you okay, my good brother!" At this time there was another knock on the door.
"I'm going to open the door" again, I acted calmly, pressed the armrest of the sofa with my hand, and held it three or four times before barely standing up!
"Can't drive!"
Zhou Daming inside the house showed a trace of dissatisfaction on his face, and hurriedly stopped saying: "It must be the thing that came back just now. Have you forgotten that ghost woman?"
I don't care what the hell you say, tell me to stay with you this ghost. I might as well open the door and Sa Yazi ran to the street to be safe. This Zhou Daming, I have already determined that it is that thing, where I dare to stay a little longer. At this moment, I don't know where to come from, three steps into two steps, and with a bang, the door opened!
"Aji! You scared me to death, you are fine!" A big fat man jumped up, hugged me, and was breathless. I struggled for a long time before I got rid of him. The fat man choked up and said, "It's okay if you are fine!" He raised his head and saw a person in the room, exactly like him! This guy broke his tears into a smile.
"It's really fate to meet thousands of miles away. Does this Banxian still have a long-lost brother?"
The thing couldn't hold on to it, suddenly his face was serious, and he shouted, "Xia Ji, be careful, that fat man is not a human!"
"I fucking believe you, I'm wicked!" I scolded in my heart, this fat man is my roommate in the university, even if it turns to ashes, I will recognize it! With Banxian joining, my courage increased sharply, and I turned around. Asked in the tone of the county magistrate's judgment.
"Who is the one who came, don't tell me your name quickly!"
"Tang Lili..."
Suddenly a female voice came out of the thing's mouth. For a moment, that thing seemed to have exposed his consciousness, so he no longer concealed it, tearing the window paper, and making a few noises, tearing the fat man's shell to the ground, revealing a ghostly appearance. The skull on the right was also exposed, with a rolled scalp, pale, with an eyeball on his face, but his lips were black and purple!
"I rub! Xiaoji, are you showing me a VR horror movie?" Banxian said with a smile. VR is now a popular three-dimensional virtual platform. "Damn, you're so fucking heartless, right? You can still laugh like this?" I was further convinced that this is my half immortal! "Aji, this guy is difficult. Isn't she just hanging a ghost?" "What is that?" I couldn't help but look at Banxian with admiration, and thought, "This guy really has some pee! "
"She is a female hanged ghost!" Half the fairy said solemnly. I thought to myself, "Fuck, you can see it by a person!" I was speechless, and ten thousand *** flew by. "I can adjust the atmosphere, in fact, I don't know what she is," Banxian continued. Before Banxian finished saying this, the thing took action, and it rushed over with its teeth and claws.
Not in a hurry, Banxian took out the book from his arms, and read the title of the book, which read "Shanhai Qun Yaolu", and Banxian slowly flipped through it. The ghost thing reached out and grabbed it. This grip was so fierce that it drew half-xian's arm and bleeds. Wherever half-xian could stop it, he yelled and said, "I'll find a way soon!"
Fortunately, that ghost's mouth was hurt by my blood. It can only hold ten sharp claws on the thick coat of half immortal under the sneer wind. Since it was cold at night, Banxian brought a coat specially. That thick coat was torn to pieces by a ghost! Seeing that the situation is urgent, I knocked the fat man aside, and he retreated to the side. We hid under the sofa chair, let it grab the chair, and the sawdust flew straight away.
"Half fairy, have you found a way?"
"Found it! The first step is to pour flour and refined salt into a basin, mix it into a dough, and knead it repeatedly until the dough is smooth and soft."
"Half Immortal, hold on first, and I'll knead the dough!" I thought to myself, "What the hell is this, the dough can actually subdue the ghost?"
"The second step is to fold it in half on the cutting board, sprinkle it with dry flour, stretch it again, fold it in half, and sprinkle the dried noodles again!" I also think that the more things are wrong, but I can only do it. There is no better one yet. Way.
"What should I do then?" I asked aloud. Half immortal buried his head under the sofa chair, revealing half of his ass, and was grabbed by the ghost. All five fingers were inserted in, blood flowed! Half the immortal "Wow!"
"The third step is to put the noodles in a boiling oil pan, and when they are deep-fried until golden brown, just remove them."
"Are you going to fry deep-fried dough sticks?" I shouted wildly.
It turns out that Banxian mistakenly regarded fried juniper as fried ghost! It's really unreliable as always, and I couldn't help but curse, "Fatty man, can you be more serious about this horrible joint!"
"Damn! It hurts me so much... This ghost is really a stinky man!"
The Husband of the Stinky comes from "Lu Shichunqiu", it is said that there was a person in ancient times who had a hobby of chasing strange smells and lived alone in the East China Sea. Ji Xiaolan's "Yuewei Thatched Cottage Notes" also recorded a story about a ghost who chased the smell: a scholar was studying in an ancient temple and went to a pit in the hut. There was a ghost with a hideous face, who was looking into his head, intending to scare the talent to death. The talent was not afraid at all, so he put the lampstand on the ghost's head easily, squatted in the pit, and then stuffed the dirty paper into the ghost's mouth. The ghost was made to vomit! Didn't dare to come out scary for three years.
At this time, a drake yelled, "Fuck it! I won't sleep in the middle of the night, it's annoying! To delay my business, I must hack you to death with a knife!"
Sure enough, after a burst of crackling slippers, a middle-aged man with a beard came down from the stairs with a kitchen knife in his hand, rubbing his eyes. When the ghost heard the curse, he was obviously angry...
The ghost with a disheveled hair and a miserable mass of white body floated to the door, waiting for the man to come over. The man didn't seem to be awake, he kept rubbing his eyes, and saw a person blocking the door in a daze. He put the kitchen knife on the waistband of his trousers first. Regardless of the three or seven twenty one, roll up your sleeves, grab the collar of the ghost with your left hand, open your slap with your right hand, and open your bow from left to right. There was still a broken word in his mouth: "I'm making you fucking noisy!!" After slapped a few times, he turned and left!
The ghost was beaten with a dazed look, and froze in place. Later, I learned about this man named Lu Jianguo. He is a bachelor and is said to be extremely hard. Even the haunted cemetery, as long as there is him in town, there will be no farts. He used to work in crematoriums and morgues, and was expelled soon! The reason for expelling him was stunned. It is said that because he was in town, those things were entrusted to the leaders in their dreams all night, and the troubles went on for several nights! The leader had no choice but to fire him. That night, as expected, he didn't have any dreams. As the old man said, this person is really my lucky star, and he has saved me many times! This is of course something later.
"Look where you run!" Banxian bit the tip of his tongue, spouted a mouthful of blood, and sprinkled it on the ghost. The ghost screamed wildly, white smoke came out of his body, showing an expression of pain. The yang energy of living people spreads throughout the body along with the blood, and the blood on the tip of the tongue is the heaviest yang energy. Not to mention the little hanged ghost, even the Yama king is also afraid of three points. Banxian finally found a way.
"It seems that I must be forced to take action!" A little boy's voice came.
I listened carefully to this voice, and felt a little familiar, but I couldn't remember it for a while! I thought about it for a long time, in a daze, only to realize that it was not the child in my dream
"Yihai month, Xinmao day is already at the end of the year..." The little boy's voice came again!
This is my birthday, how could this damn thing know? Thinking of this, I felt like I had fallen into an ice cave, my heart was full of fear... (to be continued) (end of this chapter)