"What are you taking me for?" I yelled in a puzzled way. If she has a shadow, she is not a ghost. Could someone deliberately harm me? "Brother Xiaoxia, don't worry... I want to marry you!"
marry
When I heard her say this, my eyes widened and I couldn't believe it.
I saw her look innocent, not like a lie. Although I did come here for the purpose of the marriage contract, this marriage contract did not bring me the slightest benefit. In these three or four months, I have experienced bad luck that others would never want to encounter in a lifetime. Now that I am getting married with her, I am not shocked, it is simply shocked! "Wei Chi Wan'er, are you kidding me?"
"Brother Xiaoxia, I'll call me a small bowl from now on. The bowl for the tableware is ready... Hmm! I really want to marry you. Since I have concluded a marriage contract, I shouldn't regret it!"
"I'm going! People and ghosts have different paths, how can we get married? You let go first, and I will go by myself!"
"Wait a minute! We will be there soon, Brother Xiaoxia, you will know later!" She still refused to let go, and I couldn't escape. I had to run with her. It was not very dark outside. The moon came up in a while. We came to a sand dune and sat on it. "Brother Xiaoxia, let's watch the moon together..."
"Why? Call me out just to see the moon?"
"Yeah! I used to go to the city and heard people say that the moon in the United States is rounder. Where is the United States? I haven't even heard of the small bowl!" I thought to myself that this is not right. It is true that the two of them asked such a stupid question, but it is right to think back, she was from more than a thousand years ago, and there was no United States at that time. I probably introduced the United States and refuted this sentence. She sounded dumbfounded and looked at me in a daze.
I half jokingly said, "There is only one moon in the sky. The higher you are from the ground, the rounder you will see! Perhaps Su Dongpo stood high and his words were better!"
"Oh! I see, Brother Xiaoxia is so knowledgeable!" Xiaowan actually showed a look of admiration.
"Are you sure it is Yuchi Wan'er?" I asked again, and she answered very simply! I continued to ask, "Did you get stupid by someone? Some questions come out of your head?" She slapped her hand and patted it lightly, "I hate, hate... This is how people are, they are all pretended to be in front of you!" I'll take it, it will be my turn to look dumbfounded, what's the situation
Later, after listening to her talk, I roughly understood the situation. It turned out that she had a mission in that special age, and she was not allowed to be such a superior heroine in front of outsiders. Now in front of me, this is her true character. In the current words, it's just silly and sweet!
In fact, there are countless superficially beautiful emperors and generals in history who exist like gods. Isn't it the devil who suppressed inner restlessness? Take Empress Cixi as an example. Lan'er, who had just entered the palace, was never pure and innocent, but the cruel struggle in the deep palace forced her to become more and more brutal. For power, don't break your hands. But I can also see the heart of a beauty-loving woman through Cixi’s death-matching photos. She still has this kind of instinct in her heart, maybe only in front of her husband Xianfeng can she show it to the full.
Where's the small bowl? With a special status and a special mission, he became the leader of the country under the packaging of a group of ministers of restoration. In the face of foreign enemies, he had to pretend to be this way. Now that the mission is unloaded, everything is calm, I think she doesn't want to hide it anymore!
It's just that once a person wears a mask for a long time. It's hard to remove...
"Are you sure you want to marry me?"
She nodded: "Yeah! Brother Xiaoxia, although I am rather confused, but since I have made up my mind about the major events in life, I will say nothing to look back. People will not joke about such major events in life!"
"I'm just a hanging silk, I want a house without a house, a car without a car, or even a debt. What is worth marrying you?" To be honest, my current situation obviously cannot be described in terrible words, I can only use extreme To describe it miserably.
If I say that before I get the meteorite, I still have something to do. But since activating the body of Lingyang, he has been entangled with ghosts, and even the last point of desirability is gone. He looks like a middle-aged person, and even his assets gradually enter negative numbers. In modern terms, it is the fighter in the hanging wire!
"People and ghosts have different paths, I am here to break the marriage contract this time!" I said seriously.
"Woo! Brother Xiaoxia bullied me... People ignored you, they have been waiting for you for more than a thousand years, woohoo! Brother Xiaoxia bullied people..." I heard her say. "Wait, you let me be quiet!" Xiaowan burst into laughter, nodded hurriedly and promised, "You want to hurry up, people are waiting for you here!" I nodded, lit a cigarette, and you fucking asked Where did my cigarette come from? I don't know, I picked it up on the ground.
I sat in the desert at one end and meditated, the moonlight leaned down like water, my fireworks sparkled, and I fell into contemplation. Suddenly a rustle sounded. Said a voice. "Wang is here, Brother Xiaoxia, you don't even ask me to come out to play!"
Damn it! Is Lao Tzu out of luck? Encounter the evildoer here again, don't dare to look back. The thing swished over and jumped onto my knee. "Brother! Did you forget Wang?" I just remembered that it was the bastard of Mao Tuan. This guy disappeared when he encountered difficulties, and now he did not know where he came from! As for why it calls itself Wang, according to its sex, it has to pretend to be a dog. This IQ is touching, no dog can talk. Thinking of this, I suddenly realized that I didn't bring Gong Yezhu at all, how could I hear it
"Brother! Don't be stupid, Wang speaks to you with your heart. Try to keep quiet and answer Wang silently in your heart, and Wang can hear your reply!" I thought "Mao" according to its statement. Mission! Why don't you sleep anymore?"
"Has Wang grown up! Looking at your face, Wang seems to have encountered something indecisive, so tell Wang to listen to it!"
"Say a fart, you slap the big thing, can you understand?"
"Oh! It's about the marriage contract, brother, you have to think about it. This is called a marriage contract!"
"Mao Tuan, I know this is called a dark marriage, but is there anything special about it?"
"I feel that you have actually made up your mind in your heart, but Wang still has to remind you that it's a big deal!"
The hair ball jumped up, and said with a somewhat old-fashioned look: "Where is the secret marriage thing as simple as you think?" "Why, this thing, it's not all you want to do?"
"No, no, right now, there may not be one in a thousand successful people with yin marriages. After all, the yin and yang are separated. How can it be so easy to communicate with yin people? Once the marriage is successful, you have to have it right away. After the reaction, even if you love me, it still depends on the arrangement of heaven. If the fate is not there, the marriage of the dark can also become a marriage of death, it is simply a timed dynamite!"
After listening to it, I couldn't help but stare wide, and was stunned for a moment. I was also a little hesitant. According to Mao Tuan, this is also very reasonable!
"Anyway, she has saved me many times... I can't help but agree?"
"Brother! You figured it out clearly. If you get married, the other party will have a blood meal. What will be left after your small body is eaten like this? You can figure it out!" There is no free lunch in the world. No wonder she has saved me many times. It turns out that she has no plans!"
A wicked smile cracked at the corner of Mao Tuan's mouth and said, "Brother! Wang still wants to remind you, I can't deal with this broken bowl now! She is so powerful, the ghost king of the underworld has to be courteous for three points. Even if she doesn't cheat you back. This kind of Hedong lion can kill you with one move once it gets angry! You will kneel down on the keyboard in this life and in the next life!"
"Let me go!" It's so fierce. Now this marriage seems to be impossible. I'll find an excuse to stop it. It can drag on one day. "Then what should I do?"
Hairball smiled badly, "Neither you nor I are her opponents. The marriage was agreed first, and it was said that the day was not good, and it would be settled later. Now I can only ask for more blessings!" "Yeah!" There is only this way, and I have heard of the depth of it!
(To be continued) (To be continued) (End of this chapter)