Today is definitely the worst day for Richard.
It originally wanted to pretend to be aggressive while others didn't find the hole on the side wall of the pyramid, but it stumbled and hated it forever. From east to west, from north to south, knocked its head on the four walls of the ventilation duct countless times, making it worry that its clever brain would become a fool...
So it uses two wings to protect its head, and ignores its head, at least it is better than being a fool. After all, it relies on its head for food. It does not shock the world with its coquettishness, but moves the world with its talent, unlike that idiot Zhang Zian who slandered it. In that way, it is said that it eats by mouth.
It is grateful for the slope, because it extends downward at a 45-degree angle. If it is steeper, it will not fall but fall.
At the same time, it also hates this slope, why is his uncle's so long? It seems that there will never be an end to rolling, and it will keep rolling like this.
When the slope finally disappeared, it flew horizontally like a pile of shit from the cloaca, hit something hard with a thud, and fell to the ground with a thud.
It thought it would die just like that, its head was buzzing like a thousand flies flying around, and its headache was splitting.
Never thought that I would die in the pyramid...
emptiness…
lonely…
cold…
After waiting for a while, I felt pain all over my body, but it seemed that I would not die for a while, probably because the bird's bones are relatively light and will not easily break into fractures.
"Gah..."
It let out a breath and struggled to stand up, but its head hit something hard again, like some kind of metal, and it made a crisp ding sound, which also echoed.
So it fell down again.
Then, it rises again, hits again, falls again...
It thought it knocked something just now because it didn't open its eyes, but this time it tried to widen its eyes, but there was no difference.
"Gah! Ga! Could it be... Is this uncle blind? Became a blind bird? What should I do? Handsome and unrestrained uncle, just like this..."
There is a bend in the last section of the airway, and the direction changes from a 45-degree angle to a horizontal one, which almost completely cuts off the light at the hole.
"Gah... Zhang Zian, you little heartless, come and save me! I'm blind, and you're going to take care of me!"
it growled sadly.
It suppressed its voice all day today, and was stared at as soon as it spoke, and now it can finally vent.
But no matter how it roared, there was no response.
It raised its wings and waved tentatively in front of it. It touched a very hard metal container, and there was also one on the left, but the right seemed to be empty.
So it rolled to the right, then stood up carefully, and this time it finally succeeded.
"Gah! That little heartless Zhang Zian just abandoned me like that? Bah! He must still be celebrating that he finally got rid of me... No, I can't make him so happy! Even if it's climbing, I have to start from here." Crawl out! Then slam a lump on his head... GAH!"
Before Richard could finish his thoughts, he heard... a hissing sound coming from the ventilation duct, like the sound of sharp objects, such as glass or claws, rubbing against stones.
Before it could react, its body was run over by a fluffy weight that almost crushed it into the stone.
"Who! Who the fuck..."
It jumped up from the ground, and before it finished cursing, it heard a muffled groan, and then a cold and familiar voice sounded: "...it's so dark."
"Quack! It turned out to be Your Majesty Fei Na! You condescended to come to rescue the little one, the little one is really grateful... Ah, you... You were not injured just now, right? The little one can be your stepping stone, it is really a blessing from the previous life ah… "
Richard acted accordingly, rambling incoherently, flattering Fina in a humble tone, trying to make Fina ignore his previous disrespectful words.
It can clearly see that this is an ancient tomb where no creature has entered for two thousand years, and now there are only two living creatures, Fina and it, if they are trapped here and cannot get out, then their final outcome is likely to be a bunch of cats shit…
So it must not make Fina angry, and try its best to delay the time of turning into cat shit.
It has set a precise positioning for itself, which is mobile snacks.
Fina ignored Richard's nonsense, it seemed that because it was too dark, even Fina couldn't judge the direction when she landed, and hit the wall, so she groaned in pain.
When the pain gradually disappeared, it also tentatively groped around with its front paws, trying to find the location of the door.
However, it seems that there are all kinds of metal utensils piled up around, and there is almost no place to stand. You can kick things wherever you go, and the clanging echo in the room is very annoying.
Wait a minute, even Fina said it was dark, am I not blind? Richard pondered secretly, and hope rose again in his heart.
"Quack... Her Majesty Fei Na, are you here to save the little one?"
Driven by the desire to survive, Richard asked humbly.
Fina responded indifferently: "Go out by yourself, I don't have time."
If my uncle could go out, he would have gone out a long time ago. You still need to say that Richard wanted to complain like this, but he didn't dare.
"that… "
It still wanted to plead again, but suddenly heard the hissing sound of friction coming from the air duct, and hurriedly jumped to the side.
As a result, it flashed in the wrong direction and was knocked into the air again.
"Cough! Who did this old man bump into just now?"
Old Tea slid out of the air duct at high speed. It knew in advance that it was dark underneath, so it was prepared and took the bamboo hat from behind and placed it in front of it in the air.
Therefore, although it also hit the wall, but with the bamboo hat as a buffer, it felt less pain.
In addition, Richard also contributed a lot.
Richard was so knocked that he almost had no more breath left, and he collapsed on the ground for a long time without recovering.
"Ben... Uncle Ben is going to die for you!" It cried out in grief and indignation.
It's fine to turn into cat feces. Now that there are two cats, wouldn't they be divided into two and die without a whole body
Just die like this, and return to heaven like this, at least it's better than being eaten alive.
Lao Cha also tried to explore, but it was too dark in the tomb. Although the cat's eyes can focus the light greatly, there must be light first.
"Don't worry, the old man has already informed Zi'an of the situation, I believe he will find a way, everyone, don't be impatient." It said.
Not long after, there was another sliding sound in the air duct.
again
Who is this time
These idiots didn't even think of a way, just rolled down one after another like this
Richard was lying on the ground with nothing to love. Anyway, even if he stood up and was crushed or bumped, he might as well lie down and die.
Suddenly, a ray of light rolled over its head, hit the wall, and fell to the ground again.
Surrounded by dazzling flowers.