The wine monkey spirit got the overripe fruit, and the other monkeys were also very excited. They were all greedy for wine, like alcoholics who haven't tasted wine for many years.
It is also true that the fruit is most suitable for wine making when it is ripe, otherwise the acidity is too high. Only autumn is the season of fruit ripening in a year. The wine made from autumn fruit can last for a group of drunkards. How many months? I'm afraid it won't be finished in a few days.
The monkeys all gathered on the pile of rocks, drooling as they watched the wine monkeys tinkering with fruit, completely indifferent to other things in the outside world, really similar to a human alcoholic addicted to alcohol.
Zhang Zian also jumped onto the pile of rocks, stretched his neck to see, it turned out that the monkeys took advantage of the natural depressions or holes on the surface of the stones, and regarded the stones as natural small wine cellars.
However, most of these wine cellars are empty, leaving only the aroma of fruit wine and a little bit of pulp residue. It can be seen that these alcoholic monkeys are in a period of shortage of wine, no wonder they are willing to take their wine in order to get fruit. Isn't it the same when everything is exchanged for human beings? Once the addiction hits, even parents dare to betray.
In order to understand alcohol addiction, some monkeys used hollowed out wood to hold clear water, poured it into an empty wine cellar, and then lay down on the stones to drink the alcohol-stained water.
The wine monkey elf is an elf after all, not that lol, its alcohol addiction is the worst, but it is a decent and particular alcoholic, it can accept wine mixed with water, but its dignity as a drinker makes it never accept alcohol mixed of water.
It opened a small wine cellar with the best shape and the tightest seal. There were some fruits in the wine cellar, but as soon as it was opened, a tangy wine wafted out, just like ordinary people who bought fruits and left them at room temperature and forgot to eat them. The smell that comes out after the fruit is soft and rotten, but it is sweeter and more intoxicating.
It poured all the fruit in the vest into the small wine cellar, poked it with a branch, mixed it with the original fruit, added some water, and then covered it with stones solemnly, and then covered it with straw. Mud fills the gaps.
As for the vest, it didn't return it to Zhang Zian. It looked at his clothes, followed suit, and put the vest on itself. Since the vest was too long for it, it looked like a skirt.
"Squeak!"
"Squeak! Squeak!"
Stimulated by the aroma of the wine, the monkeys gathered around one after another, staring greedily at the wine cellar.
"Hi'er! Go away! Fruit is still fruit! It's not wine!" The wine monkey threatened, "Winter is over, spring is here, drink again!"
It understands some principles of wine making, but other monkeys don't. When the wine is not finished, they may be able to bear it for a while, but now they see that the wine cellar is completely empty, and there is only such a hope left, and they are afraid to drink it by themselves. When they didn't get the wine, they still surrounded each other, guarding each other covetously.
Alcohol addiction has always been getting worse, and the alcohol addiction of these monkeys is also the same. When the wine monkey first arrived, they didn't know what wine was. They watched it hide the delicious fruit it collected in stones instead of eating it, and they laughed at it for being stupid. The intoxicating aroma that wafted out almost took their souls away.
The wine monkey is not stingy, because it is not interesting to drink alone, it is better to have a companion to drink, so it generously distributed the fruit wine to other monkeys, let them taste it, and the result was out of control. They have a certain degree of self-control like humans, and they are all addicted to fruit wine and cannot extricate themselves.
There is no way, such a small amount of wine is not enough for everyone to drink, so the wine monkeys ordered them to collect wild fruits to make wine.
The wine made from spring fruits is sour and bitter, as difficult to swallow as horse urine. The wine made from summer fruits is slightly better, barely drinkable, not delicious, and the best is autumn fruits.
However, seeing that the fruitless winter is coming, how will they survive this long and severe winter as they become more and more addicted to alcohol
The monkeys drank without planning or restraint. They drank the wine now and got drunk now, and we will talk about the future. Every time the wine was brewed, it was eaten up by them.
At best, these existing fruits can produce three or four bowls of fruit wine, which is not enough for everyone to share, and the moment the wine cellar is opened in spring, it will be overwhelmed.
It may not even be possible to wait for the spring in less than half a year. Looking at this posture, the monkeys who are addicted to alcohol smell the smell of alcohol, and now they want to kill the chicken to get the eggs.
Of course, the wine monkey must maintain the dignity of wine. The things in the wine cellar are not wine at all, but just rotten fruit. How can they be reckless
It tried its best to explain to the monkeys, but it was like playing the piano to a cow. Alcoholics who are addicted to alcohol will not listen to any explanation. If you are in a hurry, let alone a rotten fruit that smells of alcohol, even a stone that smells of alcohol. Maybe they will also be chewed in the mouth.
This is not an exaggeration. I heard that the alcoholics of the fighting nation would not let go of the antifreeze fluid of the fighter jets once their alcohol addiction broke out. Poor people drank alcohol-containing body wash as wine, and ended up drinking 55 people to death. The reason is that the body wash only contains ethanol on the label, but it actually contains methanol, which is poisonous to humans.
The manufacturer of the shower gel is actually quite wronged. When they produced it, they never thought that someone would drink the shower gel as wine...
Therefore, once an alcohol addiction hits, there is no lower limit to what you can do.
This is true for humans, let alone monkeys.
Usually, the monkeys can make wine because of the wine monkey, which is equivalent to mastering the core technology. They respect it, respect it as the leader, and obey it. Their own mother stood in front of the wine cellar, and they would also kill their relatives righteously.
Wine monkeys seem to be not good at fighting. In terms of combat power, they are not much different from ordinary monkeys. Being pushed and shoved by monkeys is very embarrassing. As long as it is pushed away from its original position, the newly sealed wine cellar will be dismantled by the monkeys, and the wine-smelling fruits will be eaten up. If it insists on resisting, the consequences may be more serious.
The ugly alcoholic monkeys made all the elves shake their heads, especially Femas, who was also addicted to food and wine for a while. Looking back, he couldn't help but secretly fear that he might almost become one of these drunkards.
Zhang Zian was still counting on the wine monkey spirit who was the only one who could communicate with him to lead him the way. Of course, he couldn't just sit idly by, so he suggested, "There should be many bars at the man who bears the axe? Delicious sweet-scented osmanthus wine, There is enough for everyone to drink. I was going to find that person, how about we go together? Beat the local tyrants and share the wine!"