Wu Gang!
Carrying a sharp ax flickering with cold light, his muscular brother is like a bull. He is also a master of wine making while chopping down trees all day long. After all, there is no mobile phone or ifi in the Moon Palace, so what do you do when you are idle? Gotta find something to do.
Obviously, the monkeys had all seen Wu Gang before, and they were all in awe of that man. When they heard his name, they even temporarily sobered up from their alcohol addiction, and looked at each other in fright.
"Hi'er!" The wine monkey was so frightened that it burped a big and smelly wine, waved its hands repeatedly and said, "No! No! Crack! Crack!"
It made a gesture of chopping hard, which meant that Wu Gang would chop off his head.
Zhang Zian did ideological work for them: "Let me ask you, does this laurel forest, this laurel tree, belong to Wu Gang?"
The wine monkey translated his words to the monkeys, who were stunned and shook their heads.
"That's right, the land, trees, flowers, and fruits don't belong to Wu Gang, they belong to you all, and the wine brewed from these things should also belong to you! What age is it, and these backward private ownership are still in place! The reverse of history! Everyone drinks wine, everyone spends money, and we must achieve common prosperity!" He said with righteous indignation.
Vladimir nodded frequently when he heard it, and his thinking level has improved again.
The monkeys were confused by what he heard, but as the saying goes, alcohol is strong and cowardly. Under the effect of alcohol addiction, they usually avoid Wu Gang in fear, but now they are seduced by the sweet-scented osmanthus wine he described. They said that if they exchanged an arm or a leg for a bowl of sweet-scented osmanthus wine, they might agree.
There's really no way to talk about alcohol addiction.
Zhang Zian further incited:
"Eat wild fruits, prepare wine, go straight to Guanghan to fight Wu Gang, Wu Gang has good wine!"
"Eat his mother, drink his mother, find Wu Gang if you can't eat and drink enough!"
"Don't work on errands, don't store food, everyone has a good time!"
The monkeys had never heard such demagogic words, and they were immediately scratched to the itch in their hearts.
yes! Why do we have to work so hard to collect wild fruits to store food for the winter? Wu Gang has wine and meat, so why not let us eat it? Just grab it and you're done!
"Squeak!"
"Squeak! Squeak!"
The monkeys were excited, beating their chests and stamping their feet, with murderous looks on their faces, as if Wu Gang really owed them wine, and looked at Zhang Zian as a savior who guided them to the light.
What did his "savior" actually do? It's just a few slogans in vain.
How did Wu Gang provoke this group of monkeys? People make their own wine and drink it, which has nothing to do with the monkeys, but now the monkeys think that he owes them the wine... What's the reason? Because there are others and I have nothing, do I have to rob them
The elves shook their heads when they heard this. This inexplicable slogan is obviously to encourage laziness and lazy work, and to promote the unhealthy trend of drinking now and getting drunk today, but because it just caters to the mentality of these monkeys to get something for nothing, they have won their support? It's really a downturn in the world, and the monkey's heart is not old.
The only one not surprised is the monkeys' kin, π.
As early as when he entered the dream world for the first time and was caught by monkey trickers and forced to perform as a performer, π already knew how selfish and ruthless his fellow humans are. Later, the experience of entering the dream of machines further confirmed this point, so it is very sensitive to these people. The peers were not at all sympathetic.
Seeing that the monkeys were mobilized, Zhang Zian winked at the wine monkey. The latter hesitated for a moment, and nodded emphatically. Why doesn't it want to drink sweet-scented osmanthus wine? Usually, just smelling the fragrance from a distance, it almost rushes towards it several times.
Not only did it agree, but in order to show its determination to break the boat, it also opened the wine cellar it had just sealed, and distributed the fruits with the aroma of wine to the monkeys—these fruits were partially fermented and already contained a small amount of alcohol.
The monkeys scrambled to eat the fruit. After a while, they became drunk, walked unsteadily, and even became drunk. They blushed and fought with each other, slapped their chests and roared hoarsely, and hung themselves on the branches with their tails. Swinging away, it was clearly two male monkeys riding together... as if they were full of energy that could not be exhausted.
There are also monkeys who want to tease the elves with the idea of drinking, and that is asking for bad luck.
The strict elves like Fina and Vladimir couldn't stand the disgusting ugly appearance of these monkeys.
In the myth, part of the reason why Sun Xingzhe dared to make a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace is probably because the monkey drank too much wine secretly at the banquet of the Queen Mother and the Empress Dowager, which led to a drunken madness.
There is no way, the monkey is so overwhelmed and addicted to alcohol.
If this was the real world, Zhang Zian would feel a bit unbearable. After all, he was fooling a group of monkeys into risking their lives, but this is not the real world. These monkeys should be just game characters similar to strange fish and toads. They thought they were It is real, and its behavior is similar to that of monkeys in the real world. In fact, it is not, so he does not need to feel guilty. Few people feel guilty about the nameless little characters in the game.
Richard landed on his shoulders and said, "Quack! You idiot must have been born at the wrong time."
"Why do you say that?" he asked curiously.
Richard rolled his eyes, "If you were born in the troubled times of ancient times, with your shameless energy and provocative power, you might be able to become famous in history as a bandit name like 'Heavenly King Zhang Xiuquan'."
"Who is Zhang Xiuquan? My name is Zhang Zian." He waved him away, "The name of the bandit... how ugly."
After the wine monkey finished eating the fruit, he hiccupped viciously with the strength of his wine, "Hi! Fight Wu Gang! Fight Wu Gang! Fight Wu Gang!"
The monkeys didn't wait for its order, and rushed towards a certain direction of the forest. The wine monkey also mixed in, beckoning to Zhang Zian and the others to follow.
"Squeak."
π stopped them, waved the wooden stick in his hand to them, and performed the use methods such as sweeping, vertical chopping, straight stabbing, and pole vaulting.
The characteristic of the monkeys is that they are good at imitating. Seeing that there are so many ways to play with the stick, they jumped to the nearby tree, broke off the branch and used it as a stick, and waved it like a π. Looks good.
Although the monkeys are not elves, they are good at adapting to the gravity and the environment here, and they use their alcohol to be cruel and cruel, coupled with the madness that is not afraid of death after being addicted to alcohol, it is a force that cannot be underestimated. the power of.
Zhang Zian gave π a thumbs up. Now that the monkeys have weapons, they must be much stronger than bare hands. He had ignored this before.
The monkeys brandished wooden sticks, roared like primitive tribes, and marched mightily towards Guanghan Palace.
But how could this situation look like a group of monkeys in Huaguo Mountain rioting in the Moon Palace