He hadn't seen Chang'e's face yet, just hearing this laughter made Zhang Zian's hair stand on end, as if a steel brush had been drawn across his back.
What worries him more is that this Chang'e seems to like eating rabbit meat very much. There are rabbit skeletons all around Guanghan Palace, but I don't know if she ate the real Jade Rabbit
It should be not yet, otherwise this challenge has ended in failure.
Even so, the situation is not optimistic, because he has no idea what the real jade rabbit looks like, and how it is different from ordinary jade rabbits.
"Meow meow! Old witch! If you have the ability to come down and fight us, what's the point of hiding upstairs and talking nonsense?" Vladimir yelled upstairs. Its purpose is to irritate her and make her leave Guanghan Palace and go outside, which is better than going deep into the tiger's den.
"Jie Jie! What the hell are you? Dare to contradict my master with words, is it because I am impatient? With so many guests here today, I will have a full meal, using cat hearts, monkey brains, rabbit heads, dogs, etc. Stew the legs and human liver in a large pot of soup, add more cooking wine and bay osmanthus to remove the smell, it must be a great boost of vitality! Jie Jie!"
Chang'e still only heard their voices but didn't see their appearance, and stayed on the second floor to chat with them.
Richard hid in Zhang Zian's back hood. When Chang'e didn't mention him, he breathed a sigh of relief when she added, "Baked another chicken wing."
"Gah? I'm a parrot, not a chicken! Dare to eat me? I'm an endangered animal in the world. Are you a stupid woman trying to get out of prison?" Richard poked his head out angrily and shouted.
"Hey, this flexible tongue should be good for sashimi." Chang'e said.
"Gah? You stupid woman, you are not only stupid, but also ugly. You must be so ugly that you hide and dare not come out?" Richard saw that Chang'e would not leave Guanghan Palace, and he immediately became courageous.
This sentence can be regarded as poking at Chang'e's pain point. No matter what, she was a woman before, and she must be a woman who loves beauty. Because she didn't want to look old, she stole the elixir and fled to the Moon Palace. The normal script is like this, but in this game In the modified script, the elixir she stole was the elixir of immortality that can only be taken by pet elves. Although she got the effect of immortality as she wished, the majestic beauty with a jade face turned into an old lady with a cat face .
The first time I heard the story of Chang'e flying to the moon when I was a child, Zhang Zian felt a little grievance for Dayi. Why did Chang'e use the stolen elixir to become a fairy and not be punished? Could the so-called punishment mean being trapped in the Moon Palace forever? What kind of punishment is this? Dayi is dead, but she is still alive and well.
As a child, he didn't understand that the loneliness of eternal life is also a punishment, but Chang'e is not lonely, at least there is Wu Gang.
This pair of dogs and men hang out in Guanghan Palace. They must be doing what everyone loves to do every day. They must have thrown one after another green hats to Dayi... Zhang Zian felt sorry for Dayi for a second.
And he admired Wu Gang quite a bit. Facing an old lady with a cat face, he could actually... be so hard
"You bastard! Shut up for me, my lord!" Chang'e became furious, "My lord's shameless face, how could you, a little bird, wantonly slander her!"
"Quack! Ah! Fairy Chang'e, your husband is here! Hurry down to greet her!" Richard exclaimed deliberately.
Knowing that it was talking nonsense, Zhang Zian couldn't help but look around, thinking that Dayi wouldn't really come, would he? That would be fun.
Even after thousands of years, Chang'e still has a guilty conscience. After all, she first stole her husband's elixir, and then gave her husband a cuckold.
"You... You are talking nonsense! Dayi is dead, it is impossible for him to come here! Absolutely impossible!" She tremblingly said.
Richard patted the back of Zhang Zian's head with his wings, "Bajie, what are you waiting for? Why don't you go upstairs and carry your daughter-in-law? Don't you want a daughter-in-law all day long?"
Zhang Zian: "...you are Bajie! I'd rather become a monk than have any interest in this ugly woman. After all, this is a world of faces."
"Quack! With your conditions, you still pick three and four, no wonder you are born alone!" Richard raised his neck and said, "Fairy Chang'e, don't worry, there is swine fever in the lower world this year, and many pigs died. Marshal Canopy I am busy opening the harem for breeding, and when it finishes its work, I will definitely let it go to the moon palace to accompany you!"
One person, one bird, one singing and one harmony, almost blown Chang'e up.
"You bastards! My lord, I'm going to kill you! I'm going to peel your skin and cramps, smash your bones and suck your marrow, and then smash your bones into ashes!" She shouted hoarsely.
After all, she just stayed in Guanghan Palace and couldn't come out.
If she couldn't be provoked, it would be meaningless to continue talking like this. After all, the old teas were still fighting Wu Gang in the forest, so he had to hurry up.
Chang'e would rather be humiliated than leave Guanghan Palace. She was probably waiting for Wu Gang to settle the matter in the forest, and then come back to deal with Zhang Zian and the others.
From time to time there were bursts of roaring in the forest, and the sound of monkeys screaming from falling trees could be heard endlessly. Even though Wu Gang was injured, he was still full of energy.
Time is on the side of the enemy.
The talk also had an effect, at least it strengthened his own momentum. If he kept listening to Chang'e's sinister and strange smile, he would be more or less timid before fighting, and it didn't matter if he tore his face and scolded like a shrew.
In fact, it would be the best choice to let Richard fly directly into the second floor to investigate the situation, but this bastard bird's combat power is zero, and it may not be able to fly back alive if it flies up. go.
Taking advantage of the time spent talking, he and the elves have already circled the Guanghan Palace, making sure that there is only one entrance on the ground, so they stopped talking nonsense, and signaled to the elves to be more vigilant, and then stepped on the entrance first. up the arch bridge.
The artificial ditch below the arch bridge is stagnant water covered with moss, so dark green that it seeps into people, and there are also dead bones of various animals floating.
The lonely and lonely eternal life is also a kind of torture. If a person is locked in a prison for thousands of years without computers or internet, he will either commit suicide or go crazy in the end.
Obviously, Chang'e belongs to the latter.
Except for the stupid Wu Gang, she has no one around her to relieve her boredom, no social interaction, no entertainment, if someone else were in this environment, she would probably be crazy.
Fortunately, she is only a character set by the game, otherwise Zhang Zian would really sympathize with her.
After walking across the arch bridge without incident, they came to the main gate of Guanghan Palace and pushed hard.
squeak
With a series of tooth-piercing long chants, the palace gate opened inward.
so cold!
Bursts of biting cold air gushed out from the dim palace.
I'm afraid it's not a cold storage in here, is it
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