Wang Qian and Li Kun are students of Binhai University and are currently in their third year.
The parents of the two are also very close, and they almost married each other. They even decided on their names, one "dry" and the other "kun". Afterwards, they went to the hospital for an ultrasound. The two grew up together. They went to elementary school, junior high school, and high school together. Later, they were admitted to Binhai University together. They studied the same major and were assigned to the same dormitory. It can be said that they are good friends and share a quilt.
Universities, everyone who has been to college knows that after freshman and sophomore years, it was easy to start from the third year of professional courses, and the two of them studied liberal arts, so they didn’t need to do experiments, so it was easier to go online Chat and pour water, or have sex with dormitory classmates.
The two of them are known as the water king and water sage of the Wanghaige Forum, and they poured water from high school to university. Wang Gan has been registered for five years and has posted 76,000 posts. Of course, his good friend Li Kun has also been registered for five years, with the same registration date and 81,000 posts.
The main battlefield of Wang Qian and Li Kun is the water area. Basically, their footprints can be found in every post, from the latest election situation in the US election to the tourist traps in Sri Lanka. Whether they understand it or not, whether they have been there or not, they Always find a suitable angle of entry to blend in. It's fine if no one pays attention to them, and once someone quotes their post and expresses dissent, they will use one continuous reply after another to get them down.
Pets are definitely not allowed in the student dormitory, otherwise the dormitory aunt will turn on the violent and invincible AOE mode. Wang Gan and Li Kun also don’t have pets, but they have a Chinese pastoral cat and a Pekingese dog at home, so they sometimes visit the pet area of Wanghai Pavilion—it should be said that there is no forum that they don’t like. shopping.
The two of them are well aware of everything big and small, scandals and gossip that happened on the forum. The online scolding caused by the ID "Qiqi" continued to heat up, and Wang Qian and Li Kun also participated in it-this is not an appropriate way to say it, it should be said that "it is like having fun in it and contributing to the flames" . However, their attitude was initially on Fanxing's side, because "Qiqi" did not have solid evidence for the doubts raised at the beginning.
"Qiqi" mentioned in the main post that those IDs were registered at similar times and always appear in the same type of posts, so they are trolls. Now Wang Gan and Li Kun are not convinced.
Why? The registration time of our two IDs is exactly the same, and the habit of replying to posts is also the same, so we are also sailors
A person hangs to the sky, and he will not die for thousands of years, if he refuses to accept it, he will do it!
The two are very famous in the forum. Although they can only brag and fart, they each have hundreds of followers. The two of them led the opposition, and their followers followed suit. It can be said that before Fanxing Sailor appeared in the post, it was the two of them who turned the tide against "Qiqi" and decided that "Qiqi" was the sailor of that Qiyuan pet shop.
However, on Saturday evening, the plot reversed, and the plot of slapping the face appeared. "Qiqi" produced decisive evidence and announced the I addresses and real addresses corresponding to those navy IDs.
The duo fell silent, as did their followers, and dozens of people unfollowed them.
The two of them claim to be the justice envoys of the forum, if they continue to support Fanxing, wouldn't they be helping the evildoers
After closing the webpage, they started to play and play at the same time. They played a game, but they couldn't calm down.
Wang Qian winked, Li Kun understood, and the two left one after another to smoke in the corridor.
Wang Gan lit a cigarette, and helped Li Kun to do the same. Li Kun took a deep breath, stuffed his lungs for half a minute, and exhaled a long puff of white air.
"Fuck! Exhale like an arrow!" Li Kun exclaimed in surprise, "Am I successful in cultivating immortals?"
Wang Gan was choked and coughed, "Fart! You've seen too many immortal cultivators on horseback!"
Of course Li Kun didn't cultivate immortality, he just wanted to liven up the atmosphere, and now that his goal was achieved, he no longer deliberately committed crimes.
"What's the matter?" he asked. As a gay friend among gay friends, there is no need to complete the sentence. Li Kun even felt that there would be no need to talk between the two of them in a few years.
"Go and see tomorrow." Wang Gan said bluntly.
"Okay." Li Kun said, "Tomorrow is Sunday, so there is no class."
"Talk like you'll go to class if there's a class..."
Such pleasant short conversations have been going on between the two of them for many years, and they will continue to go on.
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The next morning (for college students, the definition of "morning" is 11 am), they first went to the cafeteria to finish their "breakfast" as the first wave of diners at noon, then left the campus and went straight to the strange place where the address was checked in advance. Edge pet shop.
ID "Qiqi" praised the pets in Qiyuan Pet Store to the sky, saying that the pets in that store are very nice, obedient and obedient. For this rhetoric, the two scoffed. Do you really think that no one has ever raised a pet
The same kind of pets, how can they be different from each other? What kind of obedient can be, and can you still go to heaven
Obedience is even more nonsense. It is true that dogs can be obedient after training. Cats have always been mavericks—the sky is the boss, and the cat is the second. Cats don’t listen to anyone.
The two of them didn't want to admit defeat, so they decided to find another way: Those IDs are true sailors from Fanxing, so if the two of us can prove that "Qiqi" is a sailor from Qiyuan Pet Shop, will we be able to draw? , to save face
Sure enough, witty!
Such a witty behavior, why not let everyone know
When he walked near the Qiyuan pet shop, Wang Gan used his mobile phone to post a post on the forum: "Live post: Risking his life to reveal the truth about Qiyuan pet shop!" ", and it was posted in the base camp of the two of them - the irrigation area!
"Why did the ninety-year-old cat die naked on the street
Why are hundreds of female donkeys screaming in the middle of the night
Why is dog food in pet stores repeatedly attacked
Why are fish tank heating rods frequently stolen
Who is responsible for the serial QJ sow case
The old parrot's cage is knocked every night, is it a human or a ghost
What is hidden behind the accidental deaths of hundreds of little bitches
Behind all this, is the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality? Is it a sexual outburst or a hunger and helplessness
Welcome to the legendary—Qiyuan Pet Store! "
Such a gimmicky title and content immediately detonated the entire irrigation area!
Of course, if they hadn't played that game of masturbation yesterday evening, but had rushed here immediately-before Fina showed up, it might have succeeded.
In the words of foreign friends, the two of them appeared in the wrong place at the wrong time.