Dog eats dog, both sides suffer!
Zhang Zian wiped the blood from his mouth, and said calmly: "Forget it, let's not mention these for now. For your situation, I personally recommend the schnauzer. Small dogs like the miniature schnauzer are very suitable for keeping indoors. The amount of exercise is enough for it. Samoyed needs to be cleaned frequently, otherwise the white hair will turn gray. In addition, for novices, if the training is not in place, the Samoyed will be too noisy. Considering that you still have Shared roommates, in order to prevent the roommates from getting bored, they will kill you, and the Schnauzer is more suitable."
The chief of Thunder Bluff burst into tears, "Thank you roommate for not killing me!"
"Besides, you don't have a job, so Schnauzer eats less." Zhang Zian said tactfully.
Great Chief of Thunder Bluff: "..."
Zhang Zian: "I'm serious, the cost of a large dog is very high, at least five or six hundred a month, higher than that of a large single dog."
Great Chief of Thunder Bluff: "Why did the topic come back again? Could it be that your H is full? Besides, what kind of life do you usually live, store manager?"
Zhang Zian was immune to the attack, and said, "Just the schnauzer. The Samoyed sheds hair and you can doubt your life. Although the schnauzer also sheds hair, it is small in size after all. The premise of all this is that you can get a dog if you raise it." With the consent of my roommate."
The most troublesome thing about sharing pets is that you don't know whether your roommate really agrees or is just embarrassed to refuse in person...
Great Chief of Thunder Bluff: "I understand all these, but I have the confidence to overcome these difficulties. My roommate does not object, and the job is already in sight. What I am most concerned about is, which of these two dogs is more popular with girls?"
Zhang Zian put on a straight face: "Young man masturbate well, don't daydream!"
Nima's soul is too witty, and she is taking the route of curves and off-line, the ulterior motive is not a dog!
We must dispel his thoughts as soon as possible, and we must not let a good young man go astray!
The great chief of Thunder Bluff raised his palm, "Shop manager, please shut up, I didn't ask you, and I don't think you know the answer."
That's right! Why is he, a single dog who just graduated from college, eager to buy a pet, and he named him to buy a dog
Simple, because dogs need to be walked, it's common sense. After buying a dog, he can walk the dog around the rented neighborhood every day, maybe meet a girl who also walks the dog, and then use the topic of dogs to chat, and even further use the excuse that he doesn’t know how to raise a dog I want to get the girl's WeChat account. During the first half a year, the relationship between the two parties gradually deepened and attracted each other in the communication, and finally got rid of the life of a single dog, and could lead the girl home to celebrate the New Year during the Chinese New Year.
Wouldn't it be weird to walk a cat
Above is his plan A.
His plan is to post dogs on Weibo and Wechat circle of friends to make fans. Many girls like cute animals. Maybe one of them will send him a private message to discuss and communicate
Plan to pass!
Of course, wishes are beautiful, whether they can be realized is another matter...
"Xiaoxue, if it were you, which one do you prefer?" The chief of Thunder Cliff turned his head and asked Jiang Qianxue.
Jiang Qianxue held the Persian cat in her arms, watching them giggle, and the live broadcast room became lively. Usually she needs to rack her brains to guide the topic, and it is so easy to do live broadcast for the first time.
When asked suddenly, she looked at Samoyed and Schnauzer in a dilemma, "Uh, they are all cute..."
The chief of Thunder Bluff asked: "If it were you, which one would you rather raise?"
Now the audience in the live broadcast room can quit, is there such a thing as teasing Xiaoxue in front of us? This brat looks harmless to humans and animals, but he is a master at flirting with girls!
"Ask Xiaoxue what to do, you can raise whichever you want!"
"Listen to the store manager, you are right!"
"Take any one and get out!"
Emotional excrement!
Jiang Qianxue recalled Zhang Zian's introduction, and said, "If it were me, I would like to be more at ease. After all, girls have a tight schedule, so I would choose Schnauzer."
Chief Thunder Bluff immediately agreed, "Then I'll buy the Schnauzer."
The crowd in the live broadcast room: "Damn! It's so fucking annoying!"
Schnauzer cheered: "The store manager is mighty! The store manager is awesome!"
Samoyed burst into tears: "Friends are gone!"
Due to the outbreak of the single dog virus in his body, Zhang Zian Momo Jiji reluctantly went through the pet sale procedures for Chief Thunder Cliff. The more he is like this, the more confident the Great Chief of Thunder Bluff is in his plan. After the formalities were completed, Chief Thunder Bluff bid farewell to Xiaoxue, and left the pet shop while Zhang Zian cursed softly.
After a while, the person who booked the short trip through Jiang Qianxue also drove over. He first expressed his gratitude to Xiaoxue, and then paid happily. But the man already had a cat at home, so he left without buying other groceries.
In a blink of an eye, only Jiang Qianxue was left in the shop. As for Wang Qian and Li Kun, there is no human right for the second disease.
Jiang Qianxue saw that the time was almost up, so she said to her mobile phone, "Xiaoxue's outdoor live broadcast ends here today. If you like Xiaoxue's live broadcast, please pay attention to Xiaoxue's live broadcast room."
As soon as the audience in the live broadcast room heard it, they immediately started to roll around and play tricks.
"Ya Butterfly in Snow Sauce!"
"Let's play it for a while, Xiaoxue!"
"When is the next live broadcast, I want to set the alarm!"
"Next time I want to see Xiaoxue wearing cat ears! Otherwise, I will lie on the ground and can't get up!"
Zhang Zian took a few steps closer, and said shyly, "Can you let me say a few words?"
Jiang Qianxue pointed the phone at him, "Please."
He cleared his throat, "Advertisement, this store not only sells pets and pet products, but also provides cat bathing service, if you have such needs, you might as well come to our store for a try, it will definitely give you a different experience."
"Damn! Manager, why do you have a lecherous expression on your face? You won't do something bad while our cat is taking a bath?"
Jiang Qianxue pointed the camera at herself again, and said with a smile: "The store manager's cat is very good, and the advertisement is also very sincere. You might as well try it when you have time."
She held the mobile phone in her right hand without moving, while her left hand rolled from her side to her chest, and her upper body bowed to the camera of the mobile phone in a very elegant posture.
"Thank you for your support to Xiaoxue! Regarding the time and content of the next outdoor live broadcast... it has not been decided yet, please pay attention to Xiaoxue's Weibo and WeChat official account!"
"See_you_next_time!"
She finished the live broadcast, turned around, and saw that the store manager was imitating her posture just now, but couldn't learn it properly, so she couldn't help but chuckled, "Mr. store manager, be careful!"
Zhang Zian stood up straight with embarrassment on his face, "Ahem! I think I learned gymnastics back then, so I am really old."
Now only Samoyed is left to complain indignantly: "Exo_me?"
The only gymnastics you have learned is the ninth set of radio gymnastics!
Zhang Zian glared at the barking Samoyed, and said to Jiang Qianxue, "Are these pet supplies taken away now? If it's inconvenient, you can leave your address and phone number, and I'll mail them to you, but because There are a lot of things and heavy, and the freight needs to be paid on delivery.”
Jiang Qianxue thought for a while, hesitated and said, "I'd better leave the address and phone number, but boss, you have to keep it secret for me."
Zhang Zian feels that the current anchor is really powerful, almost like a movie star. "The purpose of this store is to never disclose the private information of customers. If you care about personal privacy, you can also leave it here. When it is convenient, you can find it again." A friend will take it for you."
Jiang Qianxue is not short of money, and there are many viewers, but when it comes to reliable friends in reality... it seems that there are really not many.