As water kings and water sages, Wang Qian and Li Kun are very professional, even when they are walking, they take turns browsing the forums, never letting go of a chance to spoil any new post.
When they got up this morning to go to their first big class, they really shocked the other four people in the dormitory!
You must know that last night, other people in the dormitory started masturbating in black until the lights were turned off at 12 o'clock, and then used a 4G network card and a laptop to masturbate for an hour, and finally the laptop ran out of power before lying down and chatting on the bed for another hour The night chat in the dormitory is nothing more than boring topics such as which teacher is stupid and which girl has a big wave, that is to say, they don't fall asleep until 2 o'clock in the middle of the night.
However, Wang Gan and Li Kun set their mobile phone alarms for 7:30 in the morning like beasts, and the volume was turned up to the loudest, even the dormitory next door was woken up when the alarm rang.
The boss of the dormitory cursed, raised his head from the pillow and asked if they had the wrong time, and the two of them said that it was right, they were going to the first big class.
"Are you two sleepy?" The boss of the dormitory kindly reminded them that he had already asked the girls to sign in for us, and the teacher didn't call names, so it's better to continue to sleep.
Of course Wang Qian and Li Kun were very sleepy, but Master's power had suppressed the temptation of Sandman. Since Master ordered us not to skip class, it must have a deep meaning.
Li Kun said: "Cultivating immortals is hard, and cultivating immortals is tiring. Only those with great perseverance can hope to see the way of heaven. Master must be testing us. If we can't even overcome this difficulty, how can we talk about cultivating immortals?"
Wang Qian agreed.
Since they escaped from the previous few classes, they sat in the lecture theater and couldn't understand what the teacher was talking about, but they still listened through gritted teeth - apart from the order of the master, there was another reason that the classroom There are really a lot of girls in it, their legs and arms are all white. Wang Gan and Li Kun were indeed listening to the class, but they didn't look at the blackboard.
"Brother, I remember that the proportion of girls in our department is not so high?" Li Kun asked suspiciously.
Wang Gan pondered for a moment, then slapped his thigh and said, "Boys are still sleeping!"
There was only one big class in the whole morning. After the class, they woke up drowsy immediately, ran to the school cafeteria to have breakfast, and then left the school to go to Qiyuan Pet Shop.
Binhai University is also in Dongcheng District. It takes only 20 minutes to walk from the school gate to Qiyuan Pet Store by taking a shortcut, but if you start from the dormitory or teaching area, it will take an extra 10 minutes. It would be very convenient to have a bicycle, but as long as there are two wheels in this crappy school, it will be stolen overnight.
"Jingle bells." The cat bells rang as soon as they pushed the door open.
Wang Gan and Li Kun looked at each other and smiled, knowing clearly.
Hanging a cat bell on the inner doorknob is probably Master's bad idea, right? With Master's ability, he must have already cultivated Tian Er Tong, and Master can hear a mosquito flying by on the other side of the earth. Hanging up this cat bell on purpose, it must be that the master deliberately showed weakness in order to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, and then slapped the face severely when the enemy pretended to be aggressive!
Routine, all routine!
As soon as they entered the store, Master once again refreshed their three views.
The first one who noticed something strange was Li Kun, who was more careful. He stepped on a piece of paper when he entered the door and almost slipped and fell. He picked up the paper, intending to throw away the rubbish for Master, but suddenly realized that it was not an ordinary piece of paper.
"Diamond_G_g_g_g_rading_Report? What the hell is this?"
Li Kun knew the first word diamond, and also the last word report, but the grading in the middle took a long time to figure out that it was the ing tense of grade.
Translated into Chinese is... Diamond Grading Report
He stared at the word diamond several times, repeatedly recalling whether he had confused this word with other words, but a huge diamond printed on the paper told him that his memory was correct, and he didn’t mess up too much yesterday. .
There is also the word GIA next to it, of course he doesn't understand what this abbreviation is.
Gudoo!
Li Kun heard Wang Gan swallow loudly, and then poked him with his elbow.
"Second...Second Junior Brother, what do you see in that cat's paw? Brother, did you masturbate too much yesterday and caused your eyes to blur?" Wang Gan said tremblingly.
It was cloudy in the morning, but now the clouds have been blown away by the sea breeze and the sky is clear.
Li Kun looked out and saw the golden cat sitting upright in the sunlight obliquely entering the room, the hair all over its body shining with golden light. In contrast to the hair that is shining like a dog, is a ring on its paw. The front of the ring is inlaid with an emerald-shaped shiny stone. Due to the effect of the prism, the sun shines on the stone from the outside and is decomposed into colorful rays behind the stone, adding a touch of vitality to the mysterious and deep emerald green eyes of the golden cat. Rotating brilliance.
The golden cat sticks out its sharp claws, and the ring hangs on the tip of the claws. It shakes its head from side to side, admiring the sun from different angles. It grinned slightly, its beard trembled slightly, its tail circled in the air, and its eyes were half-closed, as if intoxicated.
"Second Junior Brother, we must have encountered fake diamonds, right? Haha, Master is cold on the surface, but he is quite humorous on the inside." Wang Qianqiang smiled happily.
Li Kun silently handed over the GIA certificate, "Master..."
Wang Gan stared at the certificate silently for a moment, and said happily, "I see, we must have learned fake English before."
Li Kun shook his head, "Brother, don't run away from reality, Master's compulsion is much higher than we imagined!"
Wang Qian was heartbroken, "This is unscientific! Why do cats have diamond rings, but I don't!"
Li Kun patted him on the shoulder, "In the world of cultivating immortals, what kind of science are you talking about! In other words, the moment you met Master, science has been reduced to pseudoscience. The world is big, and Master is the biggest!"
The two stared fixedly at the diamond ring being played with in the cat's paw, the radiance was like a dream.
Around the golden cat, there are scattered shopping bags that have been torn into shreds, as well as beautifully opened packaging boxes, and the red velvet cushion that the golden cat stepped on under the cat's paws—obviously this is a brand new diamond ring, not picked up. It is not inherited from the ancestors, but just bought from a specialty store.
What kind of person is Master, who casually throws a brand new diamond ring to the cat to play with!
Then when I thought about them, I suddenly felt sad. Could it be that the two of us are not as good as a cat in the eyes of Master
Wang Qian held Li Kun's hand, and passed his firm belief through his palm, "Second Junior Brother, don't lose heart! This means that as long as we become a cat under Master's hands, Master will also throw the diamond ring to us For play!"
Li Kun burst into tears, "Brother, I don't want a diamond ring, I want advanced animal control skills!"
Wang Qian: "There will be a diamond ring, and there will be advanced animal control skills!"
Zhang Zian heard the bell ringing at the door on the second floor, but with Fei Na around, no one would dare to steal anything, so he slowly went downstairs after a while.
"Why are you two again..." He frowned when he saw the two of them, "Can't we be a more serious customer?"
"Master!" The two cried and rushed forward, and they bowed after accepting their heads!