Resurrected.
Only these four words can describe Xie Zhuxing's mood at the moment.
He thought a while ago, if someone on Zhihu asked "What is it like to fall in love with an idiot", then he is undoubtedly the most qualified answerer, and now he is finally qualified to answer "What is it like to be liked by an idiot"?
Wang Chao was still depressed, and said: "I haven't agreed to break up, you fell in love with a woman, you are cheating, are you worthy of me?"
Xie Zhuxing asked back: "Then you still said in front of my face that you want to have sex with someone, are you worthy of me?"
Wang Chao had been beaten for several days because of this matter, and felt that he was being wronged to death. He cried again and said, "Didn't you get angry that day? Ignored my father, and laughed like a flower when I called the girl." Just like my son, Dad has never seen such a shameless person like you."
Xie Zhuxing said: "Who is shameless? Didn't you expect me to get married a long time ago? Now you think I'm teasing my sister."
Wang Chao couldn't cry anymore, and said in horror: "What marriage? You want to marry Taotao?"
Xie Zhuxing said: "I'm still waiting for you to send me to the wedding room."
He said this on purpose, purely to anger Wang Chao.
Whoever gets the hang of it first deserves to be tortured.
Now Feng Shui turns, come, hurt each other.
Of course he didn't mean anything malicious, he just finally took the opportunity to bully this little idiot.
In the end, I didn't expect the little idiot to explode in anger, and the intensity of the explosion was beyond imagination.
Wang Chao can accept that Xie Zhuxing doesn't like him, anyway, no one likes him except his family, but he can't accept that just after he confesses, Xie Zhuxing is going to marry someone else, there is a qualitative difference between being rejected by the person he likes and being let down by the person he likes .
He changed his face very quickly. One second, he was aggrieved with tears on his face, and the next second he yelled fiercely: "Fuck your mother! How dare you try to get married!"
Xie Zhuxing: "...can you try to fuck my mother again?"
Wang Chao said angrily: "What the fuck! I fucked your grandma! And fucked your grandma... Fuck me! What are you doing!"
Xie Zhuxing pressed him on his lap, pressed his back tightly with one hand, and ripped off his pants with the other, and pumped his buttocks involuntarily, making a crackling noise.
He scolded fiercely at first, and after a few words, he began to cry, cursing as he cried, and after cursing for a while, he couldn't stop cursing, so he just whimpered and cried.
Xie Zhuxing thought about beating him countless times, and finally put it into practice. It was not ordinary, and his hands hurt a little, so he stopped and said, "Does it hurt?"
Wang Chao's buttocks were turned pink from the beating, and he cried and said, "You'll know if you let Dad beat you!"
Xie Zhuxing said: "If it hurts, can I have a long memory? Will you still talk about my mother in the future?"
Wang Chao: "... No way."
When the two first developed a physical relationship, because the position was different from what he thought, he also scolded him harshly, usually a personal attack on Xie Zhuxing himself. Yes, I have to swear some swear words that are completely opposite to the reality. Although it is very dirty, it will not affect others. If I insist, it is just "I fucked your ancestors for eighteen generations". He actually has a natural respect for his elders. Unless he is in a hurry, he will rarely bring on female elders when he speaks dirty words. Black he scolded his mother.
Even though he knew that it was wrong for him to curse his parents by swearing, he also felt aggrieved, and said: "I have never heard of anyone who confesses to being beaten. Is there any reason? Dad is really blind, so he fell in love with you." A scumbag."
Xie Zhuxing slapped his ass again, and said, "You're not a scumbag? Who said you got caught going whoring?"
Wang Chao was even more aggrieved: "I didn't go whoring at all! My elder brother wouldn't listen to me, would beat me indiscriminately, told me to quit the group, and wouldn't let me go to Shanghai. I escaped over the wall and fell I stumbled, what am I trying to do? Just trying to trick you, a shameless scumbag?"
The more he thought about it, the more unhappy he became, he struggled to get up, and regardless of his buttocks being exposed, he knelt on both sides of Xie Zhuxing's body with his legs apart, grabbed Xie Zhuxing's collar with both hands, and threatened viciously: "I will quit the group tomorrow! I will never play with you again! I will ask my elder brother to give you small shoes to wear. When you can no longer survive in the entertainment industry, come to me and I will ignore you! I will not give you a wedding room, you really Think of me as an idiot! Marry whoever you fucking love, and live in a rented house with your wife for the rest of your life. Whoever marries you will be unlucky, and you will have a child without an ass hole! You will be mad at you to death! you!"
Xie Zhuxing: "..."
Wang Chao threatened others, but he felt very sad, every bruise on his face was wronged, his butt was still hurting, and he wanted to cry, this time they are really over, all over, Xie Zhuxing is really born The child with the ass hole is also going to be born with a woman, so what else is he doing
Xie Zhuxing couldn't bear it anymore, hugged him, and laughed muffled.
Wang Chao was sad and angry: "Laughing fart! It's funny to see Dad lose face, isn't it?"
Xie Zhuxing looked up at him, hinting: "You climbed over the wall to find me, and fell all over the mud, so you just go back, is it a loss?"
Wang Chao: "... a loss."
Xie Zhuxing's hand slipped down and rubbed his buttocks.
Wang Chao suddenly understood, and said sadly and angrily, "Break up gun?"
He took the initiative to unzip Xie Zhuxing's trousers, with a weeping face, and if he beat him for nothing, he would never beat him again.
Xie Zhuxing endured the pain with a smile.
How can there be such a little idiot? When you are not enlightened, you will be mad, but if you are enlightened, you will be mad with joy.
Break up and eat a navel orange.
The mattress creaked.
Wang Chao said displeased, "Why the hell are you laughing all the time?"
Xie Zhuxing smiled and said, "Didn't you look in the mirror when you came?"
Wang Chao knew that his face was swollen and unsightly, so he wanted to zip up his hoodie without taking off his shirt.
Xie Zhuxing stopped him, holding his face and kissing him.
He cried again, Xiao Xie had never been so gentle to him before, the legendary breakup gun is really different ah woo woo woo.
In the end, the two were still in that position, hugging each other.
One is thinking about being inseparable for a long time.
One thinks I'm fucking done
"I'm not dating Taotao." Xie Zhuxing said.
"Well," Wang Chao said, "...huh?"
Xie Zhuxing teased him enough, and said: "I'm not in a relationship, it's all rumored in the company."
Wang Chao sat up straight, with a look of "you are fucking kidding me".
Xie Zhuxing said: "Really not."
Wang Chao doubted: "Then why do you want to dance with her?"
Xie Zhuxing said: "Brother Kun, you are not going to Shanghai anymore, there is a vacancy in the program, let me arrange a program with her to make up the number."
Wang Chao: "...not her, who are you going to marry?"
Xie Zhuxing said: "I don't want to get married, but there is someone who insists on calling me 'husband', do you think I should marry him?"
His face was calm, but his heart was actually beating loudly, but he was not as nervous as before every time he expected Wang Chao to respond to him. Now he was pure excitement. No matter what Wang Chao said, he just wanted to hug Wang Chao. hold high.
It turns out that this is what it feels like to be happy with each other. All the disappointments and losses are all worth it.
Wang Chao was so heartless that he hadn't thought of it yet, so he said bitterly, "Who the hell is so shameless?"
Xie Zhuxing laughed and said, "Think about it again, who called you?"
Wang Chao: "... Me? Are you talking about me?"
Xie Zhuxing looked at him and smiled.
Wang Chao made a confused face, what do you mean? What do you mean Xiaoxie? What do you mean
Xie Zhuxing retreated and said, "You don't want to? Forget it."
Wang Chao said anxiously: "I don't want to do anything!"
Xie Zhuxing asked again solemnly: "Then are you willing or not?"
Wang Chao's tone weakened: "... No, what do you mean?"
Having reached this stage, he is still stupid, Xie Zhuxing must have wanted to beat him up again when he was like this before, but now no, his stupid look is so cute, I want to beat him up a hundred times again.
It's not that Wang Chao really didn't understand, he just couldn't believe it.
Xiao Xie would like him, which surprised him even more than him liking Xiao Xie.
How could anyone like him? He is so annoying, he is pretty good-looking, useless, stupid, doesn't work hard, has a cheap mouth, is lazy and stupid, only his parents and two brothers in the whole world have no choice but to throw him away for the sake of blood relationship. lose likes.
He asked in disbelief: "Do you like me?"
The curvature of Xie Zhuxing's lips showed a bit of embarrassment that couldn't be controlled, and he said softly, "I like it."
Wang Chao's eyes widened: "Are you blind? What do I like?"
Xie Zhuxing: "...then just treat me as blind."
Wang Chao was dissatisfied again, grabbed his collar and asked, "Do you really like me?"
Xie Zhuxing nodded, his brows and eyes were full of tenderness.
Wang Chao licked his lips and swallowed his saliva. It was like a big pie fell from the sky. He picked up 10 million yuan while walking well. How could it be his turn to do such a good thing
He asked again: "What do you like about me?"
This kind of question can't be answered clearly at all, Xie Zhuxing asked back: "Then what do you like about me?"
Wang Chao took it for granted, "You are such a nice person, who wouldn't like you?"
Xie Zhuxing said: "Then why don't other people seduce me? You come to me every day and have a good time."
Wang Chao frowned and said, "Fuck you bastard, when did Dad seduce you? Dad is a straight man."
Xie Zhuxing laughed at him: "I've never seen a straight guy who has more water than a snowman."
Wang Chao: "...do you like me because you hate me so much?"
Xie Zhuxing was convinced, and said: "You idiot, I am a good straight man, if I don't like you, will I want to hate you?"
Wang Chao finally understood a little bit, grinned, and mocked back: "The straight man hates Snowman when he's too drunk. What the hell are you called a straight man? Shame on you?"
The two shameless straight men kissed as a matter of course.
The real straight man next door, Mr. Zhao Zhengyi, was very worried that his roommate and the captain of the roommate would fight. He also knew that Wang Chao had a bad temper. Scolding for a while, crying for a while, and crackling? What's the situation