Probably because Song Qingluo gave Ji Leshui hope that this matter could be resolved, Ji Leshui's mental state suddenly improved a lot, and he was also in good spirits. He stared at Song Qingluo, wishing to stare at him. Come out of a hole.
In the face of Ji Leshui's fiery eyes, Song Qingluo still behaved indifferently. He said that Ji Leshui could live in it, but only Ji Leshui could live alone in this house, so when Ji Leshui's spirit recovered, he to live next door.
Ji Leshui said: "So you mean that the two of us should change each other, I'm here, you go next door?"
Song Qingluo: "Yes."
Ji Leshui said: "But why should I live with you?" He asked cautiously, "If you don't want to say it, I won't force it..."
Song Qingluo glanced at him and spit out four words: "Fighting poison with poison."
Ji Leshui: "..." Although I don't understand it, it seems to be very powerful.
Lin Banxia tasted the taste next to him. He looked around at the neat boxes placed in the living room, and said cautiously: "Mr. Song... If Le Shui accidentally opened the box...?"
Song Qingluo said, "Either he goes home for dinner, or the whole village comes to his house for dinner."
Ji Leshui: "… "
Lin Banxia: "..." You really have a little sense of humor.
Ji Leshui encountered such a thing beyond common sense. Although he didn't know whether Song Qingluo's method was useful, he could only use a dead horse as a living horse doctor. He didn't want to see those terrifying pictures, nor did he want to be himself Lock yourself in a dark closet.
Having said that, if he really wanted him to live in this house alone, it was still a bit infiltrating. So Ji Leshui turned his eyes to Lin Banxia for help. Lin Banxia wanted to ask Song Qingluo if he could accompany him, but he heard Song Qingluo say, "It won't work if there are other people living here."
"That's it." Lin Banxia expressed regret.
Ji Leshui wanted to struggle, but seeing that Song Qingluo didn't seem to be a good negotiator, he had no choice but to agree.
Song Qingluo is a straightforward person. After confirming that Ji Leshui was going to move over, he explained the rules in the house. The rules were actually very simple, that is, don't touch all the movable things in the house, sleep obediently every day, and go to get off work obediently. , you'll be fine. But he still emphatically told Ji Leshui not to open the kitchen door, nor to open the wardrobe in the living room.
Ji Leshui asked weakly what would happen if he accidentally opened it.
Song Qingluo replied with five words expressionlessly: Is it bad to live
Ji Leshui shut his mouth instantly.
Lin Banxia knew that Ji Leshui was afraid of her own house, so she thoughtfully helped Ji Leshui to pack her luggage. Ji Leshui sat in the living room at a loss, and asked Song Qingluo in a low voice if she had anything to pack. Song Qingluo said lightly that he wasn't afraid to go home, just come and get it if he needed anything, and let Ji Leshui not worry.
In fact, Ji Leshui didn't sleep much yesterday, but now he's a little sleepy, sitting on the sofa and yawning. Seeing this, Song Qingluo told him to go directly to the guest room to sleep, and said to experience it in advance. Ji Leshui thought about it too. There is still a chance to regret it during the day. If something happens at night, he can't run away. He went to the guest room, simply laid the bedding, and fell asleep.
After he slept, Lin Banxia took the initiative to invite Song Qingluo to his house in order to fulfill the friendship of the landlord, and enthusiastically replaced the sheets he had slept in before, for fear that Song Qingluo would dislike it.
Fortunately, although Song Qingluo looked cold, he was actually very easy to get along with.
Lin Banxia went to make a cup of coffee and handed it to him. Song Qingluo raised her half-drooping eyes, saw what Lin Banxia was holding, shook her head, and said, "I don't drink this."
"Oh, what to drink then? I have milk and tea at home." Lin Banxia hesitated for a while, "and Coke."
Song Qingluo didn't hesitate: "Coke."
Lin Banxia was stunned for a moment, thinking big boss, Happy Fat House Water doesn't match your mysterious temperament. But he still obediently poured a glass of Coke and handed it to Song Qingluo.
Song Qingluo took the cup and took a sip, but frowned slightly.
Lin Banxia hurriedly asked, "What's wrong? Don't you like it?"
Song Qingluo put down the cup and said in disgust, "Coke Zero."
Lin Banxia: "..." Oh, it turns out that you don't think it's sweet enough, he said helplessly, "Well... I don't like too sweet, there is only zero degrees at home."
"Forget it." Song Qingluo stared at the cup with disgust, as if it wasn't containing coke, but the juice of some monster.
Lin Banxia took a rest last week, went to work yesterday, and rested today, but after a night of tossing around last night, he didn't sleep well, and he was already sleepy now. After saying hello to Song Qingluo, Lin Banxia went to sleep in the bedroom. When she woke up, it was already the sun.
Lin Banxia walked out slowly and saw Song Qingluo sitting on the sofa in the living room watching TV. From Lin Banxia's angle, she could see Song Qingluo's profile completely.
I have to say that Song Qingluo's appearance is really not to mention. His facial features are very three-dimensional, the bridge of his nose is straight, and his lips are also angular, because his skin is too white, his lips are extraordinarily red. There are also those long and curled eyelashes, which are half-drooping lazily at this time, and it seems that the owner of the eyelashes is taking a nap.
Lin Banxia deliberately slowed down, but still woke up Song Qingluo, who was resting. He turned to look at Lin Banxia, and slowly moved his body to the end of the sofa. Seeing this, Lin Banxia walked over and sat on the other side of the sofa, casually chatting with Song Qingluo about something, and Song Qingluo occasionally answering. The atmosphere between the two was fairly harmonious, until Lin Banxia asked what was in the box he wanted Ji Leshui to open.
"You don't put anything dangerous in those boxes, right? I'm afraid that Leshui will be cheap..." Lin Banxia said. Human curiosity is a deadly thing. The more you tell a person not to do anything, the more he may not be able to bear it.
"It's alright, he can't open it." Song Qingluo said, "What can be opened can be opened." He rested his chin in his hand, with a lazy attitude, and said softly, "I haven't been reckless enough to hurt me casually. dead man."
"By the way, what about the model I saw before?" Lin Banxia suddenly remembered this. The model recalled it later, and it was quite scary. Ji Leshui was already frightened this time, and if he was frightened a few times, he was really afraid that Ji Leshui would go directly to a mental hospital.
Song Qingluo obviously hesitated for a moment, and then whispered, "Is it alright."
Lin Banxia looked at him suspiciously.
Song Qingluo was a little guilty by Lin Banxia's eyes, and her voice was even lower, almost inaudible, but Lin Banxia still caught the erratic words, and Song Qingluo whispered: "I can't die. "
Lin Banxia: "..." Is it just that he can't die? ? ! !
In the eyes of Lin Banxia's condemnation, Song Qingluo finally found out with her conscience, and said, "Forget it, let's go and have a look."
He got up and walked next door.
Lin Banxia hurriedly followed behind him and asked him where he hid the plastic female model. Song Qingluo was reluctant to say at first, until Lin Banxia asked a few words before he said, "Under the bed."
Lin Banxia: "...under the bed where you sleep?"
Song Qingluo looked innocent: "What are you kidding me, I'm not a pervert, why would I put it under the bed where I sleep, of course it's the guest room."
Oh, it turned out to be a guest room, and that's great - no wonder! ! ! Isn't Ji Leshui's unfortunate guest room the sleeping room? ! ! When he woke up, he saw that the female model's head rolled to the side of the bed, and the frightened soul left her body on the spot! !
The more Lin Banxia thought about it, the more terrified she felt, so she quickly stepped up.
"Dong dong dong." After knocking on the door a few times, Ji Leshui didn't respond. Lin Banxia hurriedly asked Song Qingluo to take out the key.
Song Qingluo opened the door and said to Lin Banxia, "He's not so unlucky, right?"
Lin Banxia said in despair, "If he wasn't unlucky, he wouldn't live here."
Song Qingluo: "... Also."
As soon as the door opened, Lin Banxia pushed the door open and entered the house in a hurry. He originally wanted to go straight to the bedroom, but as soon as he arrived in the living room, he saw a person sitting on the sofa in the living room with his back to them. She was wearing the wedding dress that Lin Banxia had seen that day, and her long hair was spread out on the sofa. It should be the plastic female model that Lin Banxia had seen that day.
Sure enough, Ji Leshui, the unfortunate one, saw the plastic model! Lin Banxia's heart tightened, and she rushed to the bedroom immediately, calling out Ji Leshui's name.
But when he entered the bedroom, he didn't see anyone from Ji Leshui, only the messy bed. Lin Banxia was shocked and shouted, "Not good!! Ji Leshui is gone!!!"
Song Qingluo was standing outside and just met Lin Banxia's eyes. His eyes were very complicated. Lin Banxia hadn't understood it too well, so she heard him whisper, "No, no."
Lin Banxia: "Ah? Where is he?"
Song Qingluo said, "Isn't this right in front of you."
Lin Banxia looked around, but saw no one, except the plastic mannequin on the sofa wearing a woman's wedding dress with her back to them—wait, a plastic mannequin? Lin Banxia suddenly had an epiphany. A man walked up to the female model and looked down! Sure enough, the face of the plastic female model became Ji Leshui's face.
At this time, Ji Leshui, like a plastic model, stared straight ahead with no expression on his face. His body was upright and straight, as if he had lost the unique softness of human limbs and turned into hard plastic.
Lin Banxia was shocked when she saw this scene, and even called Ji Leshui's name a few times, but Ji Leshui didn't respond. He reached out and grabbed Ji Leshui's neck, shaking heavily, trying to wake him up from this stiff state. But Ji Leshui still didn't move, his eyes were open blankly, and he didn't even blink. Lin Banxia stretched out her hand and pinched his face fiercely. Ji Leshui's face had no temperature at all, it was frighteningly cold, but it was still human skin, not plastic.
"Mr. Song, what's wrong with him?" Seeing that he couldn't wake Ji Leshui, Lin Banxia hurriedly looked up to Song Qingluo for help.
"Don't worry." Song Qingluo said calmly, "First look for where that plastic model is, she can't get out of this room."
So the two searched the house.
Lin Banxia was anxious in her heart, so she went to the bedroom to search first, and searched through the wardrobe, but couldn't find the shadow of the plastic model. His neck was cold, and something cold fell on his shoulders and neck.
Lin Banxia stretched out her hand and touched a few strands of black hair. He suddenly realized something and slowly started to see the plastic female model lying on the ceiling in a weird shape with her body facing away. Lin Banxia twisted her head abruptly 180 degrees in a posture that no human could do, staring coldly at Lin Banxia with dark eyes.
Lin Banxia stood up and quietly left the bedroom.
Seeing his action, the plastic female model seemed to think he was scared, and her red lips with heavy makeup drew a strange arc. However, before the arc lasted ten seconds, she saw Lin Banxia come back again. This time, he had a thick clothes drying stick in his hand.
Song Qingluo followed Lin Banxia and asked him what he was doing with the clothes drying stick.
Lin Banxia held up the clothes drying stick, pointed to the top of her head, and said, "The plastic female model is on the top of her head. I'll poke her down."
Song Qingluo: "..." He slowly raised his head, and saw his plastic model sticking to the ceiling like a spider. If ordinary people saw this, they would probably freak out on the spot, but Lin Banxia quickly ignored it. The irrational part of the matter, and figured out a solution, I really found a treasure.
So Song Qingluo didn't say anything, and made a gesture of invitation to Lin Banxia.
Lin Banxia rolled up her sleeves and started to dry, holding the clothes pole and poking around for a while. After all, the female model was just plastic, without the stickiness of spiders, and was quickly stabbed by Lin Banxia. Her body fell to the ground and made a loud noise. Lin Banxia wanted to carry her into the living room, but he stretched out his hand, but he couldn't lift it up at all. He unexpectedly found the plastic that was supposed to be very light in front of him. The model was actually heavier than a stone. He used all his strength, but she remained motionless.
"I'll come." Song Qingluo said softly.
You can? Lin Banxia originally wanted to ask, this Song Qingluo was taller than him, but he was not strong, but at first glance a little thin, rolled up the sleeves of his shirt, revealing the color of white porcelain, slender and straight forearms, curved Lowering his waist, he picked up the female model effortlessly. It's just that he obviously disliked the things in his arms. Instead of holding the princess, he grabbed the female model by the shoulders and dragged her to the sofa in the living room like a sandbag.
Lin Banxia obediently followed behind and asked what to do next.
"Go to the wardrobe in my guest room and find her a skirt." Song Qingluo said lightly.
At this time, the female model was only wearing simple underwear, Lin Banxia didn't think much, went to the guest room as Song Qingluo said, and found a nightdress.
"Put it on for her." Song Qingluo continued.
Lin Banxia said: "This... what's the point of this?"
Song Qingluo said, "You'll know if you put it on for her."
Lin Banxia had no choice but to do so.
After changing the skirt, Song Qingluo placed the plastic female model opposite Ji Leshui, letting the female model enter Ji Leshui's sight.
Ji Leshui didn't move at all, but after seeing the female model, he started to blink slowly, and then his facial features returned to life, but the movements in his hands made Lin Banxia stunned. . Seeing that he had regained his vitality, a happy smile appeared on his face, he stretched out his hand, grabbed the skirt of the female model, carefully twisted the fabric of the skirt with his hand, and sighed: "Silk, I really want to. Try it."
Lin Banxia: "..."
Song Qingluo: "..."
The atmosphere was quiet for a moment, and Song Qingluo said to Lin Banxia as if nothing had happened: "Are you here or me?"
Lin Banxia stammered: "Come on, what are you here for?"
Song Qingluo said, "Slap him twice."
Lin Banxia said, "I'm coming! I'm coming!"
Song Qingluo: "..."
Before Lin Banxia started, she suddenly found out with a little conscience, and asked, "Can you wake up after the fight?"
Song Qingluo said ruthlessly: "Fight, if you don't wake up with two slaps, then two more slaps."
Lin Banxia looked at Ji Leshui's obsessed expression, and said to her heart, brother, I'm doing this for your own good. It's better for me to fight than to let an unfamiliar neighbor stain your body, don't blame me! After thinking about it, he snapped twice, but who knew that Ji Leshui didn't even look at him, and still stared at the clothes on the female model and refused to look away. Seeing this, Lin Banxia hurriedly came again several times. It was not until the seventh time that the obsession in Ji Leshui's eyes gradually receded, and his reason gradually recovered.
Ji Leshui glanced blankly at the female model in front of him, then looked at Lin Banxia, and cried, "Lin Banxia, why are you hitting me?" Wearing a wedding dress with a huge phoenix crown on top of his head, he was suddenly shocked, "Damn, you not only beat me but also played with me?? You are perverted."
Lin Banxia: "You're shameless, don't you have any doubts about what you look like?"
Ji Leshui: "Then what's going on??"
The two looked at Song Qingluo at the same time.
Song Qingluo spread her hands, indicating that she was innocent too, then pointed to the female model and said, "She did it."
Ji Leshui said, "Oh, don't lie to me, she's just a plastic lump, can she help me change clothes?"
Song Qingluo said, "How do you feel when you see the dress she is wearing now?"
Ji Leshui turned to look at the model after hearing this, and after staring for a while, he hesitated: "I want to take off her clothes."
When Lin Banxia heard this, she thought that Ji Leshui, you are a single dog, even a female model, and you lied to me for having a girlfriend. Just as he was about to scold me, he heard his good friend shyly add: " It seems to fit me well."
Lin Banxia: "..."
Song Qingluo said, "Look."
"Huh? What do you mean? It means that when I see the clothes on this female model, I want to wear them?" Ji Leshui finally understood.
Song Qingluo said, "That's pretty much what it means."
Ji Leshui was stunned for a while, then clapped his hands, and said in surprise, "Wouldn't it be very profitable to put this model in the mall."
Lin Banxia: "..." You are really a business genius.
Song Qingluo said: "Yes, they think so too." He patted the female model's head and said lightly, "I just picked her up from the mall."
He sat down on the sofa and casually talked about the origin of this female model.
The female model first appeared in a newly opened shopping mall, a relatively remote clothing store, and bought the model. The clothing store didn't take it seriously at first, but after a long time, they found that as long as customers came, they would definitely like the clothes on the female model, and if several customers came to the store at the same time, they would all want to buy this set Clothes are noisy.
After a few troubles like this, the store owner also found a business opportunity and began to put some particularly expensive clothes on the female model. If you want to say that the clothes are expensive, of course it must be a wedding dress. There are hundreds of thousands of dollars in one set. Selling such a set, the store earns a lot of money.
The cravings are hard to fill, and the money-loving shopkeepers are not satisfied. He began to consciously search for all kinds of old wedding dresses, no matter what style, as long as it arrives on this female model, it will definitely be bought quickly, without exception .
If the story just continues along this line, it may not be too much trouble.
However, on a cold afternoon, the owner came across a beautiful set of Chinese embroidered wedding dresses in a second-hand clothing store.
Although that wedding dress appeared in a second-hand store, it looked brand new, and the gorgeous embroidery on it was extremely eye-catching. Even if the store owner was a man, the first time he saw it, he couldn't help but be moved. He immediately decided to buy it, and by the way, he also asked the owner of the second-hand store about the origin of this wedding dress.
The owner of the second-hand shop said: "I got this wedding dress from the countryside. It is very well preserved. It is said that it was worn by the daughter-in-law of a landlord's family. Look at the material and the embroidery technique. The top one."
The shopkeeper said, "Oh, how did you end up in the countryside?"
The boss said: "How do I know, I heard that the landlord's family declined later, and the bride sold the wedding dress."
The shop owner said, "I see." He carefully checked the wedding dress, but found some black marks on the inside of the cuff. He touched it with his hand, and sniffed it with his nose, and immediately frowned. , "Boss, you're not being kind. You said this wedding dress was sold by the bride?"
The boss said, "Yes."
The shop owner said, "Why is there blood in the cuffs?"
The boss was stunned and panicked: "Don't talk nonsense, how can there be blood! If you don't want to buy it, don't buy it! People want more!"
"A lot of people want it?" the shopkeeper said. "Who else wants it?"
The owner stammered and was speechless. The owner pressed him step by step, and even threatened to call the police. In the end, the owner couldn't take it anymore. He honestly told the owner the truth, saying that the clothes had actually been sold a few times. Every time people who buy it will come back and return it, either because the wedding is canceled, or the store goes out of business, which is very evil.
Hearing this story, the shop owner instantly became energized, grabbed the sleeve of the wedding dress and shook it, and said with a smile: "In that case, boss, you have to give me a good price."
"You still want to buy it?" The boss was also a little surprised.
"Why don't you buy it, it's not for me to wear it." The owner said indifferently, thinking in his heart that there is a way to sell it anyway, and this wedding dress is so exquisite, it can definitely be sold for a beautiful price.
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Song Qingluo: What if you see something scary
Ji Leshui: Screaming, crying, running.
Lin Banxia: Take... a clothes pole... poke
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