Fifteen children of the Ling family: Ling Yi (Yan San), Ling Er (Yang Zhao), Ling San (Cheng Jia), Ling Si (He Li), Ling Wu (Yan Qi), Ling Liu (Meng Su), Ling Seven (Shadow Thirteen), Ling Ba (Zhao Yinfeng), Ling Jiu (Sum), Ling Ten (Shadow Nine), Ling Eleven (Ye Eleven), Ling Twelve (Night Soul), Ling Thirteen (Lu Yao), Ling Shishi (Su Hexiang), Ling Shiwu (Yan San)
The order of the father of the Ling family: 1: Yan San 2: Yang Zhao 3: Cheng Jia 4: Ying Nine 5: Yan Qi 6: Sum 7: Meng Su 8: Ying Thirteen 9: He Li 10: Zhao Yinfeng 11: Ye Shiyi 12: Night Soul 13: Lu Yao 14: Su Hexiang
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My name is Ling Yi, and I am seven years old. The teacher asked us to write essays, and the name is my happy family. Although I don’t know why we have to write essays when we are only in the second grade, but if I don’t write, the teacher will sue me. Mother would frown, and my father would beat me.
The above is nonsense, I have already crossed it out, I bit my pencil and looked at the bright sun outside the window, and the stupid Ling San and Ling Wu Ling Qi who were happily playing skateboards, I was very sad.
Xueba or something, I hate it the most!
Well, except for the three of them who finished writing ahead of time and were released by the teacher, the other brothers and I were all kept by the teacher to make up the composition.
You ask me why I don't escape? I escaped! Regardless of my young age, ordinary adults are no match for me! So what if the three Chinese teachers (the eight of us belong to three classes) watch over us? Didn't let us flip out the window on the second floor! snort!
Oh... Of course, we are honest children, we listen to what the teacher says, even though we turned over the window, we came back honestly...
If you don't come back, you can't do it. Father Twelve is smiling so sinisterly at the school gate!
But teacher, what is the title of your question? My happy family! Also describe in detail! Of course others can write fast, but can we write fast? Other people's family is a family of four at most, our family...
There are thirty people in our family! Oh, thirty one mouthful, I forgot grandma...
Well, seeing Dadie's face also appearing outside the window, I decided to give up resistance. Since the struggle is not good, the man can bend and stretch! Isn't it just a composition!
My family! After writing the title, I raised my sharp eyes even though I was young (this is what the teacher said) and asked the teacher innocently: "Excuse me, teacher, can you write anything?"
Teacher... The teacher blushed, hey, I said you are an old woman in her twenties, I just asked you a word, why are you blushing? To blush is when the eleventh brother or the twelfth brother blush when they ask you! Oh, I forgot, the two of them haven't been to elementary school yet...
"Of course you can write anything. You can write whatever you want, but it must be more than two hundred characters!" The teacher's voice was blushing and dragged on purposely.
I turned around and looked out of the window, and sure enough, the head of Liu Dae popped out of the window again.
Father Six, is it useful for you to shrink so fast? Your blond hair makes the windows look golden! Didn't you see the teacher's face turned redder
Well, I'd better write the composition quickly, if I'm detained again and won't let us go back, it will be troublesome if the second father and the ninth father come, if my father is dragged...
We are dead!
I have a happy family, our family is very big, every family is very big, each family has at least 20 bedrooms, eight study rooms, five living rooms and five playrooms, outside the castles in England, France and the manors in the United States There are also vast forests and grasslands for us to play wild (mother said), why is it so big? It can’t be so big, because our family has a very large population.
There are thirty-one people in our family. I have a grandma and a mother, thirteen younger brothers, one younger sister, and fourteen fathers.
Although our family has many fathers and brothers, our family has always been harmonious, stable and happy. If there is any disharmony and instability, it must not be in our family, it must be in someone else's family!
Dads will never fight at home, and they will never beat people at home. They will definitely beat our brothers (crossed out). Most of the dads beat others outside. Our brother is tantamount to tickling.
My mother is very good at giving birth. The first three times she gave birth to four in one birth, and the fourth time she gave birth to three, and except for my younger sister and I who have the same biological father, the rest were born by different fathers. According to Aunt Hua, just This frequency and probability can be included in the Disney World Encyclopedia.
I am also very puzzled, how can my mother give birth to different father's sons in one birth
I was very curious to ask my father, and then I was beaten up by my father. Oh, even though we were beaten, we are still a happy family.
After this incident, I encouraged my younger brothers to ask their fathers, and then, none of them got beaten! Ling Er was only taken out by his second father to practice guns for an hour (that is, two hours), saying that he must have not trained enough when he had time to think about it. He has his own answer, and he will know it when he finishes writing (this writing has something to do with giving birth!), Ling Si was taken by Father Jiu to the stream outside the castle, let him see from the upstream to the downstream, and then asked him to understand The characteristic of water flow that is absolutely not head-to-head can learn to be side-by-side or look at the source from the details. Ling Wu was taken to the woods by Wu's father to practice light kung fu. Liu Bai didn’t know what this had to do with giving birth for an hour), Ling Liu was taken to the top of the mountain by Father Qi and gave him a fifty-stone bow and asked him to shoot five hundred arrows at the trees at the foot of the mountain below. Said that when he was able to shoot the top of the big tree at the foot of the mountain with one arrow, he told Ling Liu the answer. Ling Liu practiced drawing the bow hard, and I left silently, practicing eyesight? Voyeur tube to have a baby? After accepting the lessons of the previous brothers, when Ling Qi went to ask Ba Dae, he first helped Ba Dae to calculate the account for an hour, and then asked Ba Dae when Ba Dae was in a good mood, and then Ba Dae squatted us in the corner. The brothers all slipped in, pointing to the abacus and a bunch of bamboo sticks and asking us to practice counting... Counting! Ba Dae also vowed that all affairs are under calculation, as long as you master the laws of heaven and earth, anything is possible...
We were all in despair. When Ling Ba offered to ask Father Ten, I felt that I was not interested (Teacher, I used an idiom!) It doesn't matter! Ten father, ten father, he has never been reliable!
But out of brotherhood, considering that Ling Ba is the one who is most likely to end up with me, I still followed him secretly.
Ling Ba is a straightforward person. After asking the question, he asked Dad how you succeeded. I thought that if Ling Ba directly suspected Dad Shi, Dad Shi would definitely beat him up. At that time, I really considered whether to go out and help him. Bear it, and then I saw Father Ten stepping on the big rock with his hands on his waist and laughing triumphantly: "Of course it's because of my baby, it's because your mother likes me! Are you asking why your mother can give birth to four different fathers at a time?" Of course it is because of the hard work of your father and other fathers! Let’s do things together to make your mother happy, and your mother will give birth to you as soon as she is happy!” Then, he talked for an hour as usual How did he and his mother love each other, how did they get to know each other...
I left without listening.
I thought, the sixth father loves us the most, the fourth father is the best at cheating, the eleventh father can use it in exchange (he often uses Ling Shiyi to take over his mother), the twelfth father... let's forget it..., so I thought about it. Ling Jiuling Ten Ling Eleven went to ask, but those three little brats, after eating a bag of candy from me (I hid it for a month!), couldn't even repeat a sentence, and when they got to their father, they would only know Said that I want to eat candy, big brother's kind, big brother's kind is delicious! And that bastard Ling Twelve actually hugged my leg and cried loudly, saying that I would not give it to others, which caused my mother to come out and blame me, and I was beaten up again by my father...
I rely on! (cross out)
So, we are a happy family, but I can't answer why my mother can have quadruplets with different fathers every time...
I racked my brains to write so many words, I thought I could pass the test, but in the end, after the teacher read it, the red face turned into a black face, and told me that children should not make up random words. I argued that I did not make up random words. , I was just about to give evidence, but Dad Ba rushed in and snatched my composition, and tore it into pieces, and then echoed the teacher saying that I was too naughty, and asked me to write it again...
I'm about to cry! Mother has always wanted me to be an honest person, but my honesty has been treated so maliciously! I am angry! Very wronged! Very innocent! I think the world is full of malice!
"Write it well, and I will give you my dagger after I finish writing it." Ba Dad's words instantly restored the brightness of the world, the sun was still shining, the people were still friendly, and my motivation came again.
But how do I write it? I looked at Ba Dae with innocent eyes, and from the corner of my eyes, I found that my younger brothers looked at Ba Dae just like me.
There are three auspicious treasures in everyone's house, and our family has thirty auspicious treasures, uh, thirty-one treasures, and I forgot about grandma again.
"Happy family... You can write about the things that make you feel very happy, for example, you get lucky money during the Chinese New Year." Ba Dad turned and blinked at us and winked at the back, and then Ling Ba let out an oh to express his understanding.
He knows I don't know! A happy thing... Is it a happy Chinese New Year
Well, since Ba Dae said that you can pass the test by writing Chinese New Year, then I will write Chinese New Year.
I have a happy family, and our happiness is reflected in the Chinese New Year.
Chinese New Year! Chinese New Year! Chinese New Year!
I'm really not trying to make up words, I'm seriously thinking about it, because Chinese New Year has two meanings, one is to celebrate the Gregorian New Year, and we usually spend it in Europe or the United States at this time, and the other is to celebrate the Lunar New Year, which must be returned to Ningcheng I live in my hometown, I think, what the teacher wants to see must be the Lunar New Year! (Yeah! One hundred words)
We will go back to our hometown in Ningcheng before the new year. Our family has a large yard in Ningcheng, which is antique. It was designed by the third father, and the second father, the ninth father, and the ten fathers supervised the construction. There are many places to hide and seek in the yard. It is one of my favorite houses, and the other favorite English castle, because that idiot Ling Er was really unable to hide and let the parents search for a day and a night. Finally, after the mother found it, she was not allowed. We are playing hide-and-seek again, what a pity... (Strike out the last paragraph)
Our family's Chinese New Year is very lively, very lively, so lively that it can be described as chicken flying and dog jumping!
Everyone is on holiday during the Chinese New Year, so we can only clean such a big yard by ourselves. There are only three people in the whole yard who don't need to move. Those are women of three generations, old, middle-aged and young. As for men...
Even the little thirteen and the little fourteen were dragged by the way when the thirteenth father and the fourteenth father took them to crawl on the ground with rags tied to their hands and knees.
Others' family is patriarchal, but our family is seriously patriarchal. It is a bitter tear to say it! (cross out)
We are men! Men are born to defend women! A man's shoulders should carry the whole world for his beloved woman! This beloved woman is of course my beloved mother, my beloved younger sister, and my beloved grandma!
Little Thirteen and Little Fourteen are being forced to crawl all over the ground, what is it? I think Ling Er and I were thrown into the water by my father when we were more than one year old and said it was to practice holding our breath. I just took Ling Er to climb to the biggest tree in the forest to touch the bird eggs, and it turned out that I was pregnant with my younger brothers. Mom was just a little frightened!
When I was two and a half years old, I was very envious of the way my dads flew around. No matter what interesting things I was doing, they would appear behind me quietly and scare me half to death. Once I was frightened and threw bugs It fell into Ling Ba's mouth and Ling Ba's idiot swallowed it. Mother let go and let Dad teach us how to practice martial arts! Practice martial arts! yeah! (Cross out the word Ye after)
Father Nine often tells us with a smile that dreams are always beautiful, and dreams are mostly used to be broken. I think, after starting to practice martial arts with my father, I deeply understand the meaning of this sentence.
The second father and the others are very busy. At first, of course they are still now. The main ones who teach us are my father and eleven fathers. Seven father will teach us to use bows and arrows.
So, at the age of two and a half, when the children of other people's houses (my dog left in the same seat) were drooling and playing everywhere, the four of us started to stand and squat and... to enter the meditation...
At the age of three, our teachers had three fathers, eight fathers and fourteen fathers. The third father taught us to practice calligraphy, the eighth father taught us arithmetic, and the fourteenth father... fourteenth father taught us everything...
At the age of four, we started to practice making sandbags. We used iron chopsticks to hold beans. When we wrote, we not only had to hang our hands properly, but my father also hung a small weight on it, saying that it was to practice wrist strength and flexibility.
Even when we finally went out to play, a group of fathers wanted to play a game of catch and eat with us, driving us all over the mountain, basically still without food. At this time, father five and father nine would start to give pointers Why are the shortcomings of our little tricks being seen through.
Fortunately, at this time, Ling Wu and the others also started to stand and squat and meditate. In order to show my concern for them, I took a balloon to scare them while they were meditating, and then my father took them out and beat them up. The rabbit was fined to jump 2,000 times...
I jumped from morning to dusk... (Teacher, can you tell my father that domestic violence is not good?) (Strike out the last sentence)
When we were five years old, sandbags were tied to our legs. My father was even more cruel to me. He tied sandbags to my arms and waist, which made me climb trees at the same speed as Ling Er! It's so unfair!
Then, my father began to teach us how to play swords. To be honest, my father’s swordsmanship is not as good as Eleven’s father. Eleven’s father is so beautiful. According to the book, it’s like a fairy descending from the earth. Teacher, don’t you know? Who is my eleven father? You still don't know, you blushed so much when you saw the sixth father, and you couldn't pass out when you saw my eleventh father? (cross out the back)
However, my father's sword play has an additional effect. Every time my father plays the sword, my mother will bring a basin of water and put it next to him. When my father finishes playing, the water will turn into ice!
My mother said that my father is cool and handsome. Every time my father finishes playing, my mother will not dislike the smelly sweat on my father's body and rush to bite him. Therefore, my father plays more and more...
Although it is said that Dad Shishi and my dad are so cool and handsome when they play, but when it is our turn, it is boring to repeat each move thousands of times a day.
However, once we were surrounded by several tall and burly men in the United States, we took off the sandbags and beat those men to the ground as taught by our fathers, so I didn't find it boring.
Dad said, a man must be strong, and only by being strong can he not be bullied by anyone, can protect his beloved, and can rely on his fists to eat!
What Dad said was wrong! I'm the strongest among my brothers, but why am I still writing this damn composition here? I can't beat the teacher yet... (strike out)
I wrote so many words, but after Dad Ba came over, he crossed out all the words I wrote later, and said don't write something that is not, just write Chinese New Year!
But if I don't write these, can the teacher understand
Well, Ba Dae's fist is harder than mine...
The first thing we do when we get home is to clean up. The work assignment during cleaning is like this. My mother holds my little sister under the big tree in the yard and tells her unnutritious fairy tales while basking in the sun. Let me clean the main courtyard, the sixth father took Ling Jiu to clean the kitchen, and the other fathers took the younger brothers to clean the small courtyard.
The main yard is much larger than other yards, and we need to clean more places than other places. I asked my father once, why we have to clean such a large place, and my father answered me very deeply, Because we are the eldest, we have to bear more responsibilities than others. It is rare for him to say to me with a serious look, I am the eldest brother, even if Ling Er was born two minutes later than me, he is still a younger brother. I have to shoulder the responsibility of protecting my younger siblings, I want to be a good leader, don't be mischievous all the time...
Where have I been mischievous? I have always led my younger brothers to be mischievous, okay... (cross out)
However, usually when we are halfway through the cleaning, Father Si and Ling Shi will come to help, and then other people will also come, and the main courtyard will be cleaned in a short time.
I think, Dad was wrong, there is another advantage of being the boss, that is, the younger brothers have to come to help, and after the work is done, Mother will still praise me!
After cleaning, the dads will take us out for shopping. We have a large family and a big appetite, so we have to buy a lot of things. So, teacher, there is absolutely no time for us to go shopping. We are forced to do it child labor! (cross out)
Aunt Hua, Tao Hua, and Brother Fang and Brother Dong said that our family is very rich, but I don’t think so. Gou Sheng said that his father gave him a hundred dollars in pocket money the other day. At that moment, I understood the teacher. I taught the meaning of the word jealousy, I used a lot of willpower to not snatch the money he showed off and the candy he bought with the money. Dad said, I dare to snatch things from people again (I snatched Ling Jiu’s stick lollipop) he beat me till I knew why the flowers were so red...
We don’t have any pocket money, and we generally don’t have candies and pastries. Every time Father Liu avoids us when making candies and pastries, he says it’s too pitiful for us to be drooling on the kitchen window sill. will give us something to eat...
We have to do housework, clean up, pick mushrooms in the forest, and practice hard. Only when we meet the requirements of our parents can we be rewarded with candies and pastries.
After school on the day Gousheng showed off, the four of us went home unhappy. We didn’t understand why other students had pocket money, but we didn’t
After my mother heard what we said, she took us to a construction site. On that construction site, ten daddy and a group of shirtless men carried long steel bars and climbed from the first floor to the third floor. Those men who do this for a day can get a salary of 200 yuan. If you want it too, then, if you do it for a day, I will pay you wages. The pocket money is given by your parents for free. Even if it is given to you, then It was also given by others, but you earned the money for your own work, and that is what you really own.
That day we were too tired to get up when we went home, but I had two hundred dollars! Now I have saved two thousand yuan!
In fact, I don’t really want any pocket money anymore. We have everything at home. We have food, clothing and a house to live in. It’s so much better than what my father told me about his childhood.
Every time I get into trouble, my dad beats me up and remembers the bitterness and sweetness with me, and every time he talks halfway, he throws me out and my mother on the bed, so I only have one point of understanding of my dad's childhood, that That is, you have to be ruthless enough to grab food!
Strength is everything!
If strength is combined with insidiousness, then the world is invincible!
Before the Chinese New Year, the fathers will have a lot of entertainment. There are many other people’s yards next to the yard where we live. Sometimes, people in those yards will run over to celebrate the New Year together. This year, the people next to them will come Full, one day, very rare, all the fathers were called out, and the sixth father also went out to buy things. While my father was out to receive the courier, our brothers protested to my mother together.
After knowing the happy childhood that our classmates had, we also asked not to learn calligraphy, practice martial arts, and not to understand the life of national affairs. We made a bloody and tearful complaint against the fathers for cruelly torturing children!
At the same time, we also ask for lucky money, not to say that we didn’t give it before, we have received a lot of it in the past, like Aunt Hua Xiangshufang, they will give a lot of money at a time, but they are all taken away by the fathers, It is said that it will be saved for us to marry our daughter-in-law later.
The daughter-in-law is too far away, and we now feel that women are not easy to mess with. The matter of the daughter-in-law is really to be discussed. It is better to have something real, at least let us sleep with the money for one night!
What a joy it is to get money for nothing! (This is what my mother said)
Mother asked if we were really in such pain as we said, I was a little guilty and didn't answer right away, Ling San was smarter, Ling San asked Ling Shi in a low voice, do you want to bunny hop or eat candy? Ling Shi burst into tears immediately, because his fourth father had deducted the candy because he didn't jump enough times, Ling Shiyi cried, Ling Jiu and Ling Shiyi and Ling Twelve cried together.
Ling Jiu and Ling Shiyi are the most beautiful, they are so pink that I want to pinch them when I look at them, and when they cry, they are pear blossoms with rain. I feel sorry for them, and my mother's heart softens immediately.
After the fathers came back, the mother and the fathers had a long talk, our ears were not well practiced, and we couldn’t hear the sound inside after a few walls, but when the mother came out, she blinked at us...
That idiot Ling Er actually said we succeeded!
What a success, my mother went out to eat with people, and the fathers beat us up like pigs.
My father and mother went out together, so it was the second father who beat me and Ling Er together. To be honest, although I was beaten into a pig's head, compared with my father, I think Ling Er is really happy...
Mother was furious when she came back from a good meal and saw that her handsome and extraordinary sons had all turned into colorful pig heads!
Niang patted the table and asked, "Say! What's going on!"
The fathers stood by the wall behind mother, and we stood by the wall opposite mother. Originally, we were squatting with iron bricks on our heads, but mother took them off when she came back.
When Mother asked this, Ling Jiu and the others' eye circles turned red. The idiot Ling Er was taught by his second father that one is one and two is two. Stopped him and said aloud that we fought ourselves.
The mother didn't believe it, and said good children can't lie!
My father and second father often teach us this way... I am a little hesitant... I still want to be a good child!
Before I could make a sound, Ling San who was standing next to me said, "It's true, we wanted to practice the New Year's program and there was an argument, and everyone refused to accept it, so we got into a fight!"
Mother still didn't believe it, she looked at the little ones, Ling Wu and Ling Qi said in unison that what the brothers said was right!
Even Xiao Shiyi said, what the brothers said is naturally right! (This is what we said when we were going to complain to my mother, and I will give you sweets if you listen to my brother)
Although mother had doubts, she didn't continue to pursue the matter, as long as father twelve gave us the medicine quickly.
As soon as mother left, the fathers all raised their thumbs up to praise us for our good work, and the sixth father also rewarded us with the snacks and candies that were just prepared for mother and younger sister.
From this, my brothers and I learned a few bloody lessons based on what nine fathers, three fathers, five fathers and eight fathers taught us.
First: Don't sue indiscriminately! Unless the ensuing retaliation can be endured...
Second: have a strong physique and perseverance! Only then can you not beg for mercy when you are being beaten violently, because the more you beg for mercy, the harder you will be beaten. This is what dad calls a man's responsibility!
Third: Be able to bear the truth about the fathers when asked by the mother! Resolutely resist all temptations, absolutely not betray daddy, the fate of betrayal, see the first article.
Fourth: Be flexible at any time. If you accidentally say something, you should be able to turn it back casually. You would rather discredit yourself than drag others (especially the fathers). As the nine fathers said, deception in good faith is not deception. Telling the truth may not end well, such as the first article.
Fifth: After overcoming all temptations, there will be sweets to eat!
But Father Jiu also said one last thing, he said, if it is not clear whether it is better to tell the truth or to tell lies, or if you can’t do it in order to achieve the goal, then it is better to tell the truth, Especially me and Ling Er Ling Liu Ling Ba...
So, what kind of lucky money during the Chinese New Year is just a cloud to us...
As soon as I wrote this, I looked up, wow! Dad Ba stood behind me silently, with the corners of his mouth twitching and gnashing his teeth, so I had no choice but to tear up those two pages of paper that I had written so hard while the teacher was still looking at us. Already...
Although I consciously tore it up, Father Ba still looked at me with a constipated look on his face and said: "You can't write something normal! For example, your mother and your father, don't write about other fathers! And your sister!"
This also works? Don’t you always teach us that we are a family, all fourteen fathers are fathers, and they are all the same relatives, one cannot be missing and the other cannot be missing
Misled me again!
Well, I will write again, about my mother, my father, and my sister!
I have a happy family, there are three auspicious treasures in my family, that is my mother, father and sister!
Although my mother doesn't care much, of course, if you had one child in a year and a half, there would be four or three in your life, and you can't manage things, but my mother is the absolute boss of my family!
My mother said one, but no one in the whole family dared to say two! My mother said she wanted the moon in the sky, and my father and I would definitely build a ladder to pick it up.
But my mother is not that shallow woman!
My mother is gentle and considerate, she is the best mother in the world! I still remember when we were young, when we were just born, she always took us to sleep with her, her body was soft and fragrant, she hummed softly and beautifully, she ate herself like a fat pig and wanted to give it to us Breastfeeding, oh, actually, it’s not me who remembers it, it’s that every time she treats her younger brothers like this, my father will gently hold me in his arms and say that it’s the same when I was born.
My father told me that my mother has suffered a lot and said that my mother is the best woman in the world. In fact, my father did not say that my mother is also the best mother in the world. There is a mother in that family who would give me so much love. The younger brother took such a desperate effort to give birth to a child
Every time my mother is pregnant with multiples, her belly is very big, her legs are swollen as thick as a bucket, and she can't lie flat when she sleeps, but she is so uncomfortable, she will still play with us for an hour every day, and she will also bring us As we travel around the world, my mother said, let us see this vast world from an early age, know the splendor of this world, and know the various life styles in this world, so that we can have a broad mind and become like our father. man.
My mother will tell us stories. After practicing the exercises every day, I am the happiest when I lean on my mother's lap under the big tree in the yard and listen to her telling stories. My mother will gently pat my back or hug me. I sat on her lap and hugged me in her arms. No matter how tired I am, as long as I am hugged by my mother, I feel that no matter how tired I am, it is worth it, because I want to become stronger, and I want to be able to protect me at any time like my father. mother.
There is another person in our family who needs my protection, and that is my sister!
If my mother is the boss of the family, then my younger sister is the boss of the boss! Dads love her as much as they hurt their eyeballs, no, they are more important than eyeballs! More important than your own life! Bi Niang... oh, there is still a little bit inferior to Niang!
But at least it is more important than me and my brothers!
My sister is the only one with my father, and the only girl in the family. When she was born, my father went crazy and turned dozens of hollow somersaults in the corridor of the hospital. The fathers were also very happy. Ten fathers and eleven fathers also turned over with their fathers. (Strike out the next two sentences)
When my sister was born, she was as small as a kitten. The doctor said that my mother was already old, and she was born like this one after another, so the nutrition this time could not keep up. My sister was not as good as Xiao Shisan and Xiao Shi Shi. She can snatch, so she is particularly weak, so the little girl lived in the incubator for a week.
My younger brothers and I all look like our father. Although there are some shadows of our mother on our body, most of them still look like our father, but our younger sister looks exactly like my mother!
Not only do they look alike, grandma said, the younger sister's temperament is exactly the same as her mother's when she was a child!
Little sister's temperament...
Could it be that when I was a child, my gentle, kind, gentle and noble mother was a person who went to the house and went down to the river to fish for fish, and pushed all the responsibilities to my brothers, especially me
Speaking of it is a bitter tear!
Ling Er and I were beaten when we climbed the tree, while the younger sister climbed the tree, Eleven's father followed him all the way and encouraged him saying that "Fifteen is amazing!" Uh, as an honest Ling Yi, I have to admit that the little girl got Shi Shi to accompany her to climb the tree in the yard...
Ling Er and I went to fish in the lake and were beaten up. The younger sister caught the fish, and the fourth father and the twelve fathers went under the water and drove the fish into her fish pocket! Uh, as an honest Ling Yi, I have to admit that we went to the Great Lakes of the United States, and the younger sister was in my own swimming pool.
Although being treated differently like this, I really like my little sister! She is different from her younger brothers, she has a soft and fragrant body like her mother, and her voice is soft and waxy when she speaks, especially when she calls her brother, her voice is sweeter than sugar! Even if what she wanted was the candy that I had worked so hard to earn and was reluctant to eat, I gave it to her without hesitation!
I have such a good mother and such a cute little sister, even if my father oppresses and trains me like a devil, I will accept it! Because daddies will always get old, when they get old! (Strike out and rewrite all the following words) Mother and little sister rely on me to protect them!
This is my family! Our family lives together very happily!
I wrote it so hard, thinking that it should be done this time, right? Seeing that there was no response behind me, I looked back and found that Dad Ba was no longer by my side. He went to Ling Er, and silently passed the letter in front of the teacher who was praising Ling Er's calligraphy so beautifully with a livid face. Ling Er's composition was torn up, and then, Ba Dae looked at the teacher with his eyes that would not give up his life, and said gently: "It's getting late, why don't we let the children go home first, we must urge them to write use up."
The teacher obviously still wanted to read the composition written by Ling Er, but he was still lost in Ba Dae's eyes like the sea of stars (as his mother said), and unconsciously nodded in agreement.
I immediately stuffed the composition into my schoolbag, cheered with my younger brothers, and went out with the sixth father and twelve fathers who had already entered the classroom.
Walking outside the school, I secretly asked Ling Er what he wrote? Why is Ba Dae's face uglier than looking at me
Ling Er silently glanced at me, pursed his lips and held back for a while before saying: "Brother, didn't Daddy and Daddy always tell us to be honest and tell the truth?"
I nodded and said, "Did you tell the truth?" Father Ba tore up my notebook twice for the truth I said...
Ling Er was very wronged and said sadly: "Didn't Ba Dae want us to write about mother and father? I just wrote about mother and father."
Uh... I looked at the sky and asked, "What about your mother and second father?"
Ling Er glanced at me leisurely with eyes that are more innocent than me, more innocent than me, more innocent than me, more innocent than me, and more worthy of beating than me, and said: "That's right, my father likes mother to beat him with a whip and tie him with a rope. They also like to play naked in the office on the fifty-eighth floor, and mother also presses father against the glass window and uses a pencil to help him get the itch on his butt, isn't that the two of us watching together... "
I covered his mouth, but it was too late, Twelve Father's face was no longer black...
After running home, oh, since we went to primary school here two months ago, we have been running home. In order to prevent us from slipping in the middle, every time the twelve fathers or the sixth father or the eighth father came to escort us. Thinking that the three fathers came together today, when I entered the house, I was prepared for the fate of being beaten for a few days.
However, the sun came out from the west, and my father didn't beat me, and the other brothers, including Ling Er, were not beaten. We were just asked to squat in the yard, and then mother and father went to a meeting.
In fact, we never went to elementary school before. It was my mother who sent us to school because she wanted us to live the lives of ordinary people. I think this school is really not fun, not to mention the various requirements in class. We are required to be obedient, what are you listening to? We have been forced to practice calligraphy by our third father since we were three years old. I don’t know how many copybooks we have written. The teacher’s handwriting is not as beautiful as ours, and I suspect that the teacher may not be able to read as many as we do. What about English? , the teacher's pronunciation is not standard, we can't understand the English spoken, Ling San asked back in English, she actually cried and said that Ling San bullied her..., Ling Qi has pointed out several times in class about mathematics The teacher did it wrong, and those stupid classmates who showed off with a runny nose and a hundred dollars from their parents...
Compared to what we do at home, going to school is a waste of time!
"Brother, do you think our next destination is England or New Zealand?" Ling Er, who was squatting beside me, said leisurely.
Uh? Didn't mother say that we have to graduate from elementary school
"I don't think England is good. It's too wet and cold there now. Let's go to Switzerland. I want to go skiing." Ling San pointed out.
Of course skiing is fine, but don't we still have to go to school? Is there still some time before the holiday
"Little sister hasn't gone skiing yet, let's go to work with Seventh Father and Tenth Father to earn some money to buy a better snowboard for little sister." Ling Si also stretched his neck and said.
What do you need to say? I have already started preparing for my little sister! Wait, what do you mean? I glared at all three of them.
"Okay, brother, stop pretending. In fact, you should have told me earlier that I will be detained with you too. That teacher is so easy to fool." Ling Wu gave me a look that we all understand, and said yes I blinked his peach eyes!
Damn! (I learned this word from a lot of dads) Everyone actually understands it, and they all look like me. If you don’t like it, everything will restrict our school.
Ma Bu had just squatted for half an hour, and we were called into the guest room of the conference. How could it be such a short time? I was very apprehensive and apprehensive, don't let us go too far, it really annoyed my mother, right? That's not my father beating me alone... I went in and saw my mother leaning against my father's arms, and I was relieved. Usually, my mother looks like this, and my father won't have the heart to beat me...
And Niang also looked very kind, and she asked us with a smile: "You guys really don't want to study in this school?"
Ah... what tender words...
wait? What's the meaning? Was this discovered
I glanced at my brothers, wow! This group of unscrupulous people actually all stared at me!
As the boss, you have to take responsibility! Isn't it just being beaten? Anyway, dad won't really beat me to death! I puffed up my chest and said: "I don't want to, I think it's a waste of time here, we know everything they teach, they can't answer the questions we ask, and they say we are fooling around, most importantly, those young women are still spying on six Dad! When the sixth dad goes, they will blush!"
I looked straight ahead, pretending that I didn't see Mother's slanted glance towards Liu Dad, and Liu Dad's flushed face that wanted to explain but couldn't.
"Okay then, let's not read it anymore, let the third father and the fourteenth father teach you." Mother smiled like an angel, and her voice sounded like the gospel.
"Yeah!" My brothers and I exclaimed in ecstasy, and that idiot Ling Ba ran out and did somersaults.
"I just want you to be happy. If the school is not happy, we won't go. Anyway, your father doesn't even have a primary school diploma." The mother smiled, and glanced at the fathers, the affectionate look …
We got out very sensibly...
We have the most kind and sensible mother in the world who loves us and thinks about us, we have the most powerful fathers in the world who are strict but everything is for our good parents, and we also have the cutest and most beautiful little girl in the world Sister, by the way, we still have grandma who said everything to us!
How can we not be happy
I am happy every moment, so why write it down to let others know
We were happy in the first place, you see, now the younger brothers have already gone to ask the younger sister what color skis she likes.
A group of idiots, the little girl must say that they want any color!
I am Ling Yi, the son of Ling Qingyu, the chairman of the Ling Group, and the eldest of the fifteen siblings of the Ling family. I will grow up to be an upright man like my father and other fathers. I will protect my mother and my brothers and sisters. Will protect our home!
Because, I am Ling Yi!
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