Rao was drinking with so many generations next to him, and Ling Qingyu also knew that he had drunk too much, and Ding Dong, Shen Zhan, and Ram had already collapsed after halfway through the village, then Huanglian Xinyi Su Hexiang, then Song Yuchucheng Cangzhu Zeqi, and finally Even Fang Nianyuan was killed, and Ying Jiu stepped forward.
After walking through a village, Ling Qingyu couldn't see clearly. The important generals around him, the captains, boat masters, and village chiefs were all killed by their own subordinates. In the end, only Yan Qi and Ying Jiu were left.
"Qi! I'm afraid I'm going to die of drunkenness!" Fell into Yan Qi's arms, Ling Qingyu completely lost his will.
"I told you not to drink." Yan Qi sighed, picked her up by the waist, and swept her to the backyard.
Looking at the figures passing by like the wind, Cheng Jia's mouth twitched slightly, and when he saw those people walking down and being carried up, he smiled again, being her subordinate is really not something ordinary people can do.
"What's wrong?" Seeing Yan Qi coming in with Ling Qingyu in his arms, Ying Shisan, who was guarding the courtyard, stood up.
"I'm drunk, boil the water." Yan Qi closed the door and said.
"Hi, handsome guy!" Ling Qingyu, who was already drunk in his arms, suddenly opened his eyes, looking at him with bright eyes, Yan Qi's heart skipped a beat.
Ling Qingyu turned his head to look, then nodded and said: "Yeah, I didn't make a mistake in choosing the scene this time. This scene looks like that!"
Yan Qi was a little dazed, but Ling Qingyu patted his face and said with a smile, "Handsome guy, I'm sorry to trouble you, let me down."
"Qiye, she who is in charge..." Ying Jiu pushed the door and hurried in, calling, but when she saw Ling Qingyu's bright eyes staring at her, she made a hoarse voice, and then subconsciously closed the door.
"The roles chosen this time are not bad! Come, come, young man, come here." Beckoning to Ying Jiu, Ling Qingyu put on the smile of an auntie thief.
Ying Jiu glanced at Yan Qi and Ying Shisan, and obediently walked up to her.
"Let's see! Well, the background is good, with potential! Figure, appearance, show me," Pulling Ying Shisan over, the three of them stood together, Ling Qingyu raised Ying Shisan's jaw with his fingers, and said : "The face shape is good, very photogenic, remember to be cool later, that is, the face should be more beautiful, your eyes are very beautiful, don't be dazed, you should be able to move your eyes, look, that's it, Turn your eyes around, keep your eyes focused, the little girl is like this now!"
Turning around and looking Yan Qi up and down, Ling Qingyu nodded in satisfaction and said: "This time, Yingzi is a good girl, and I finally picked a good one. Being handsome is inherently superior, so the rest It depends on how good your acting skills are! Come on, handsome man, give me a wink, it’s not right, you are dead fish eyes, come on, learn from my sister, wink, hey, give me a wink, try it! By the way, that's it! Whether this drama will be popular or not depends on you! Don't worry, as long as you work hard, my sister will definitely make you a superstar!"
Sideways squeezed Ying Jiu's arm, then hugged his waist, Ling Qingyu nodded and said: "Yes, this figure is great! These muscles, these lines, and this is obviously beautiful but simple and easy to bully." face! Absolutely loyal!"
After clapping his hands, Ling Qingyu smiled and said: "Not bad, not bad, there are three of you this time, and our movie about the sadomasochism of the leader of the Demon Cult will definitely sell well. Come on, come on, everyone, get ready! Hey, where is the screenwriter going?" The stage manager! That Xiaoyou died again? Hell, do you still want me to do the show? I am the director, not a handyman!"
"Forget it," Ling Qingyu looked around, turned around, and said to the three of them, "I have to tell you. Our drama is currently the most popular genre, and the plot is like this. You (pointing to Yan Qi) ) is the leader of the Demon Cult! Who gave you the costumes! The leader of the Demon Cult must wear red clothes, costumes, quickly find clothes and change them! You (pointing to Ying Thirteen) are martial arts young heroes, this martial arts The young hero wears black? Forget it, he is a young hero in black! You (pointing to Ying Jiu) you are the guardian of the leader of the Demon Cult, do you know your role now? Now, let’s talk about the plot, in a certain ****A splendid and windy autumn with catkins floating in the wind! (Ying Jiu muttered: Is there such a sky?), the leader of the Demon Cult and the young hero in black met by the lake full of ****, the sky thunder hooked The fire broke out, and the two fell in love at first sight! (Ying Shisan said: I am a man and he is also a man) You are so wordy, don’t you know that love has no boundaries? Sincere love exists between any species! Don't interrupt me! Only after they fell in love did they find out that the leader of the Demon Cult is the young hero's enemy. What kind of hatred? Anyway, it is a great hatred, so the young hero in black is entangled between revenge and not revenge! (Photo Thirteen glanced at Yan Qi) Love and hate! They are so entangled! The young man in black decided to take revenge! So he found the leader of the Demon Cult on a dark and stormy night, and the leader of the Demon Cult knew that the young man in black After the hero became the son of his enemy, he said to the young hero in black: I love you, so I entrust my life to you, come on! Kill me! (Yan Qi laughed) Don't laugh! At this time, The loyal dog appeared, and it was you. You have been secretly in love with your master, the leader of the Demon Cult. Although your master was killed voluntarily, how could you, as a loyal dog, refuse to save him? So you went up to help him with your body Blocked the sword of the young hero in black! Although he was willing to die for love, the one who died was his loyal dog who had always loved him. The leader of the demon cult was very sad, so he ran away with his loyal dog. Xia found out that he really loved the leader of the Demon Cult, so he decided to let go of his hatred and pursue true love, so he caught up with the Demon Cult main altar, but the followers in the Demon Cult thought he was here for revenge, so they surrounded him. Killing him, when the young hero in black was about to die, the leader of the Demon Cult appeared. At this time, you have to say: We love each other sincerely, but we are not tolerated by the world, so let us go to another world to love each other! Then hug The young hero in black jumped off a cliff! Ah! What a tragic, bloody, and thunderous plot! Do you understand?"
The three shook their heads at the same time!
"I didn't go into detail enough? Screenwriter! Damn Xiaoyou, you didn't even show them the book!" Ling Qingyu started looking for someone again, then pointed to the tree in the yard and said, "Don't pretend to be dead for me, If I don't move, I don't know who you are!"
"There's no one there." Ying Jiu said honestly.
"Young man, are you new to the industry?" Ling Qingyu sneered at Ying Jiu and hooked his fingers, "I'm telling you, it's useless to please the screenwriter, the most important thing is to please the director! It's Master Ling who is following me! No call Don't talk if you talk! Do you hear me!"
"Okay, you guys, don't waste time, lights," Ling Qingyu pointed at the trees, tables, and stone benches in the yard, raised his head, and said, "Now let's shoot the first scene! Teach the leader, the scene where he was discovered by a loyal dog!"
"Why was the leader of the Demon Cult raped by the young man in black?" Yan Qi asked. Both Ying Shisan and Ying Jiu glared at him, Qi Ye, this is not the point, okay, the point is, what the hell is the head of the family doing! ! ! ! !
"Don't you understand? In all the popular books, the leader of the Demon Cult is the one! Okay, stop talking! Take off your clothes, you, the young hero in black, take off your clothes too! And you, loyal dog, Take it off! Take it off quickly!" Ling Qingyu said, clapping his hands.
Both Ying Shisan and Ying Jiu looked at Yan Qi, Yan Qi raised his eyebrows, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, then he untied his belt and took off his clothes.
Ying Shisan suddenly became dumb, and seeing Ying Jiu undressed honestly, he grabbed him and said, "Are you messing around too?"
"You dare to compete with the director before you are popular?" Ling Qingyu slapped Ying Shisan's hand, and said, "Believe it or not, sister will hide you tomorrow!"
Seeing that Ying Shisan still didn't move, Ling Qingyu simply stepped forward and pulled his belt, saying: "If you want to be popular, you have to take it off! You still don't understand this truth? Hurry up, I don't have time to waste time with you, sister After filming, we have to rush to the next scene!"
The Ling family village is located in the tropics, so they don't have much clothes to wear. She stripped them off like this, and Ying Shisan took off only a pair of obscene trousers.
"Okay, now, you, the leader of the Demon Cult, you lie down there (pointing to the stone table) Yes, that's it, spread your legs, or you won't be able to shoot, the camera, follow along! Wow, leader , your legs are pretty enough, as long as you show up on the screen, you will definitely have big fans! Come on, you young man, you put him on top of him, put him on top, by the way, there is also a loyal dog, come here, you have to look shocked , Yes, ran over from there, and shouted in shock: Master! How could you do this!" Ling Qingyu dragged the three of them to give detailed instructions.
Seeing Yan Qi's smiling face blooming, and the really open legs, Ying Shisan's face turned green, and then said to Ling Qingyu: "I'm sorry, master, you can punish me whatever you want tomorrow, today I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first!" She tore off her clothes, and ran over the wall.
"Damn! It's so unprofessional! You actually skipped work!" Ling Qingyu yelled angrily at the wall where the figure disappeared.
"Then, we have to change the scene!" Ling Qingyu turned his head, looked at Ying Jiu with a gloomy look (the feeling in Ying Jiu's eyes), and said: "Change to the scene where the leader discovers the love of the loyal dog and gives it back!"
Looking at Yan Qi, who was leaning sideways on the stone table with her head leaning on her eyebrows, Ling Qingyu couldn't help but said: "This posture is good! This will definitely make those rotten girls have nosebleeds! Well, let's just do this, loyal dog, sit down Go up, that superior, sit on him, this picture will definitely win me an Oscar!"
Rao Yingjiu has always been absolutely obedient to her, now she saw her pointing to Yan Qi's middle part to ask him to sit on it, her face was not only green but also white, and finally said: "Boss, you can punish me however you want, today, I'll watch the door for you outside." Pulling his clothes, he jumped over the wall and ran.
"Ouch! This one and two! Are people of this age so unprofessional? Yingzi, where did you find this guy!" Ling Qingyu shouted towards the wall where the figure disappeared.