This was so new, Li Xingqiao kept asking: "Which girl? Which department, is it from University N or graduated in City N? It can't be the beautiful sister from Tianqi Operations Department, right? Wait, are you sure it's a girl?"
Don't blame him, Dashuai Bi, who has been single for a long time, will inevitably be suspected of his sexual orientation.
Shen Du stared at him.
Li Xingqiao apologized and smiled: "Tell me in detail. To coax girls, you need to take the right medicine. Every girl is an angel descended from the sky. You can't generalize!"
Having lived for more than twenty years, Mr. Li has a rich love history.
Shen Du threw the towel into the laundry basket, took a dark blue sweatshirt from the closet, and put it on.
Li Xingqiao glanced at his abdominal muscles and cursed: How to coax a girl? Wherever you go, how many girls can hold on!
"Who is it?" Li Xingqiao scratched his head and was extremely curious. He wanted to know what kind of heavenly beauty can make the gods move the hearts of mortals!
What made him even more worried was that after asking the question, Du became silent and became silent.
Li Xingqiao let Li Xingqiao work hard, and Shen Du didn't say a word. He pushed back his half-dried bangs, sat down in the engineering chair with a casual attitude, and placed his fingers on the mechanical keyboard.
The standard of the double bedroom is not low. Although it is not as spacious as a rented house outside, the configuration is still good. Especially master's students in "practical" majors like them have already earned a lot of money, and they can buy things very grandly.
Shen Du's desk is as big as half a bed. In addition to a few rows of densely packed professional books against the wall, there are three monitors placed on the table, two horizontal and one vertical.
At this time, the horizontal and vertical screens on the right were all densely packed with codes, except for the screen on the left with Tianqi hanging on it.
Although Li Xingqiao is also a computer-related major, Li Xingqiao is playful by nature and prefers playing games to developing games.
Besides, playing games is also a kind of in-depth research!
Li Xingqiao didn't want to read the code at all. He stared at the game screen and blinked: "What are you doing in the ice zone novice area?"
You wouldn't know it, but you would be shocked to see that the number one player in the entire region, Tianqi, was standing alone in the inaccessible novice area of the ice area.
It has been more than two years since Tianqi opened the server, and the influx of newcomers has long passed. This once densely populated novice area is now a bleak and deserted area.
Shen Du glanced at the screen, but still made no sound.
After Li Xingqiao watched for a while, he had an idea: "Fuck! You don't want to... coax that little mage!"
As the chief eunuch of Du Shen, Li Xingqiao searched his mind to make sure that he was 100% sure that there were no creatures of the opposite sex around Du Shen.
The Department of Computer Science is known as a temple of monks, and Tianqi’s project team is even more like Bald Zi Ji|Zhong|ying. Except for him, who is extremely talented, even if he grows up like Shen Du, he is so lonely that it makes people feel that there is something wrong with Feng Shui. .
girl
There is everything in the dream!
If it doesn’t appear in reality, it’s in the game.
Li Xingqiao just said this with his mind wide open. Unexpectedly, Shen Du, who had been silent all this time, actually said a calm "hmm".
Li Xingqiao: "!"
After the dormitory was quiet for three seconds, Li Xingqiao took a breath and looked at Shen Du with a look of disbelief on his face: "You have killed so many people and retired. Why do you care so much about this little girl?"
Shen Du said slowly: "That's different. I never bully children."
Li Xingqiao: "???"
Shen Du thought of the little mage in green clothes who was swallowed by the white lion, and curved his lips and said: "This is not moral."
Li Xingqiao: "...you still fucking talk about morality!"
If a screenshot of this was posted on the Tianqi Forum, people would spray it out of the sky.
The Ice Territory thief who has been killing people all year round and always has bloody eyes (killing too many people) actually talks about morality!
You never bully children. There are not many primary school students in the League of Light who have been accused of killing themselves and becoming autistic!
Oh, what Dushen said at that time was: "Children, play less games and read more."
The contrast between front and back is like this, Mr. Du, are you competing for China's famous double standard!
Li Xingqiao was talking a lot but was not satisfied with the beeping for a long time, so he said again: "Are you sure that is a little girl? What if it is a foot-picking man with a cute ID!"
Shen Du: "..."
Li Xingqiao: "..." I stepped on a thunder!
Shen Du lowered his eyes and said in a cold voice: "Has the frame of your D module been modified?"
Li Xingqiao: "..."
If you don't leave now, wait until later.
Li Xingqiao: "I'm going to take a shower!"
By the time Li Xingqiao came out of the bathroom, he had cooled down from the shock and was in the mood to watch a good show.
No matter if he is a pretty girl or a big guy who picks his feet, if Shen Du can be so attracted to her, she or he is not an ordinary person!
Li Xingqiao enthusiastically offered advice: "It's not easy to coax people in the game. Give them equipment, pets, and upgrades!"
Shen Du didn't even look at him: "It's useless."
Li Xingqiao: "How could it be possible! As for those big treasures in your account, which Tianqi player can control them?"
Shen Du: "She is only level ten."
Li Xingqiao is also an old player: "Oh oh oh, trading is restricted, right?"
"Then give me a pet. I remember you have a white lion? Isn't that a famous tool for picking up girls?"
Shen Du: "...Give it to her."
Li Xingqiao was shocked: "I gave you a rare divine pet and you can't even coax it?"
Shen Duxi's words were like gold: "Being eaten."
Li Xingqiao was stunned for a moment and then realized: "Fuck, God's Pet Devourer?!"
Shen Du: "Well..."
Li Xingqiao realized in hindsight: "So... you gave someone a divine pet, and then the little girl was eaten by the pet you gave?"
Shen Du glanced at him.
Li Xingqiao tried very hard to endure it, but in the end he couldn't hold it back and laughed like a fool.
"It's really, really good... Well, no..." Li Xingqiao had a stomachache, "I mean it's outrageous!"
Damn, this was enough to keep him laughing for half a year!
Shen Du: "Is it funny?"
Li Xingqiao was afraid that he would die on the spot with a smile, so he wiped away his tears: "Oh, don't be discouraged, brother, I will give you some advice."
Shen Du: "Say."
Li Xingqiao rolled his eyes and said seriously: "We... are totally romantic!"
Since I can't give away equipment, and giving away pets will offend the little girl even more, then...
Next strong medicine!
Li Xingqiao: "Go and take a photo of a two-person mount, and then buy the new activity fireworks. Use the stunning two-person mount to take her to see the scenery, set off fireworks, sit in rows, take photos, and pamper her to the sky!"
Shen Du: "..."
Li Xingqiao was full of confidence: "If this doesn't work, I'll chop off your head and drink it for you two!"
Shen Du: "Disgusting."
Li Xingqiao: "???"
Shen Du: "The tricks you used are really disgusting."
Good guy, don't you think it's disgusting to drink wine on his head? Li Xingqiao said angrily: "Then stop coaxing him!"
Lonely Widow Dushen stared at the game screen thoughtfully.
Double mount.
Fireworks scenery.
Is it really possible
Thinking of the human girl who died tragically thirty-four times, Shen Du moved his eyes towards the auction house.
Li Xingqiao glanced at his message board from the corner of his eye and said in surprise: "Who did you kill? Why did you suddenly get a thousand glory points added?" Only killing the enemy camp will increase the glory points. This amazing value, could it be...
Shen Du: "Yushang."
Li Xingqiao took a breath and said excitedly: "The Light Dogs (Ice Territory's nickname for Light League players) invaded Ice Territory? Let's... wait!" Li Xingqiao noticed, "There is no movement."
Yugami is the leader of the Light Alliance. Although he has recently faded out of the game, as long as he comes online, he will definitely cause a bloody storm, and it will inevitably be a wave of light and dark wars.
As a pioneer in the ice field, Li Xingqiao must be excited.
Shen Du: "Only himself."
"Ah?" Li Xingqiao, "He came to the Ice Territory to kill you single-handedly?"
Shen Du: "Yeah."
Li Xingqiao's head was full of questions. After a long while, he could only say: "Wannian Lao Er, has he drunk too much fake wine?"
Ji Pianpian had a good sleep, and classes resumed at school the next day.
Professional training is not easy. After all, you have to face the upcoming professional examination. Only after passing the examination can you take the art college entrance examination, otherwise it will be all nonsense.
In the morning, there was a film criticism class, which was about Kubrick’s A Clockwork Orange.
Ji Pianpian tried to listen, but still couldn't grasp the key points.
After class, I looked at the homework assigned by the teacher. Ji Pianpian was at a loss.
It's easy to write a review, but it's not so easy to analyze a film, especially when telling it within an inherent framework, which is even more shackles.
This film is still famous for being controversial, and it is difficult for Ji Pianpian to sympathize with the characters in it.
In the afternoon, she was the host class. Ji Pianpian had a good voice, but lacked breath, and she was always unsure of certain sounds due to the local language.
Ji Pianpian was exhausted from two consecutive days of classes and staying up late to pull movies. When she finally handed in the review for A Clockwork Orange, Ji Pianpian was so tired that she didn't even want to eat.
Compared to her fatigue, Jiang Muxue was in high spirits and was diligently touching up her makeup in the dormitory.
Ji Pianpian raised her chin and looked at her. Jiang Muxue put on her eyelashes and gave her a wink: "Does she look like a beautiful sophomore sister?"
Ji Pianpian looked at her exquisite makeup and fluffy curly hair, and said helplessly: "You are an adult, why do you still lie to him that you are a sophomore."
Jiang Muxue put away her makeup mirror, licked her lip gloss and said, "Is there anything I can do? He already has a master's degree!"
Ji Pianpian: "It doesn't matter if you say you are a senior in high school, you are only six years behind."
Um…
Six years old…
What a big difference...
Jiang Muxue: "If I graduate, it won't matter if I am six years behind, but we are still studying!"
She explained to Ji Pianpian: "Think about it, would you fall in love with a sixth-grade elementary school student now that you are a senior in high school?"
This metaphor has huge lethality. Ji Pianpian quickly shook his head: "Impossible!"
Jiang Muxue: "That's not it. That's why I pretend to be a sophomore."
Ji Pianpian: "..."
I always felt weird, but I was inexplicably convinced.
Forget it, falling in love is always weird.
Ji Pianpian didn't say anything more, Jiang Muxue picked up her bag and went out: "I'm going out~ Remember to eat well."
Ji Pianpian has no appetite and is used to perfunctory: "Yeah, yeah, let's go on a date!"
She was the only one left in the dormitory, and Ji Pianpian didn't even have the desire to eat bread. She opened her notebook and looked at the game she had put aside for two days.
Um…
Go up and have a look
No!
When I think about the fact that before I went offline, I played a really awesome account and was brutally beaten to the ground by a high-quality imitation...
She, Ji Pianpian, is shameless!
The hot chicken game ruined my life. Isn’t it fun to binge-watch dramas? Why did she come to seek anger
Ji Pianpian, who hadn't played the game for two days, didn't know that the Tianqi forum was already in full swing with gossip.
Report! Dushen took a photo of that rare two-person mount!
Report! Dushen contracted the output of the entire fireworks shop!
Pay again and again! Dushen appears one after another at various photo spots for Tianqi couples!
A series of posts put together can’t help but open up the minds of the majority of players—
For this operation, my account was either hacked or I was planning to pursue a certain player.
The former Tianqi official said - impossible.
Players of the latter said - live, long, see you!