Picked up a Scammer Rabbit
捡了一只碰瓷兔
Author: 咯咯咯鸽子精
Latest: Chapter 58
Status: Completed
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Tags: clingy lover cute protagonist first time intercrse handsome male lead heartwarming
When An Xingzhou ran home in the downpour, he was violently scammed* at the street corner by a rabbit that fell from the sky, hitting his chest directly.
*T/N: This refers to a very specific scam—the scammer demands compensation from the victim after creating an “accident”. (In this case, the “accident” is the bunny bumping into An Xingzhou.)
His heart almost stopped beating from the slam, and he hid under the eaves and held up the rabbit in front of himself.
Pinkish white, it was extremely small, soaked, and trembling.
An Xingzhou, in a rare act of kindness, carried the soft, weak, and helpless rabbit back home. He didn’t think that this rabbit could speak human, opening its mouth to call him “wife”.
An Xingzhou: This is absurd.
Afterward, the rabbit became human, handsome, confident, and elegant. But as soon as he opened his mouth, he exposed his true nature: Wife, hurry and rub my little head.
And An Xingzhou was forced to rub it: the rabbit would cry whenever he took back his hand and turn back to its original form to rub against him in his lap.
An Xingzhou rubbed it perfunctorily but perfunctorily was no good either. The rabbit was a rabbit with high demands.
After An Xingzhou rubbed it perfunctorily for several consecutive days, that rabbit sat in his lap and became human with a bang, hugging him and shouting “Wife, do you not love me anymore?!”
An Xingzhou: …
An Xingzhou looked at the live stream chat, which had blown up: F*ck, I’m live streaming!
这只兔子不止碰瓷，还张嘴就喊老婆
文案：
安星洲冒着暴雨跑回家的时候，在转角处被一只兔子从天而降，暴力碰瓷，正正砸到胸口上。
他被砸得差点心脏停跳，躲在屋檐下将兔子拎到自己面前。
粉粉白白，好小一只，湿漉漉地在发抖。
安星洲难得大发善心一回，把软弱无助的兔子拎回家，没想到这只兔子会说人话，张嘴就喊他“老婆”。
安星洲：我真是撞了鬼了。
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后来兔子变成人，英俊潇洒风流倜傥，但一张嘴就暴露本性：老婆，快摸摸我的小脑袋。
安星洲不摸还不行，一收手兔子就要哭，变回原型往人怀里蹭。
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安星洲敷衍地摸，但是敷衍也不行，兔子是只高要求的兔子。
在安星洲连续几天敷衍摸摸之后，那只兔子就坐在他怀里砰地一声变成人，抱着他就大喊：老婆你不爱我了吗！
安星洲：……
安星洲看着爆炸了的直播间：吗的老子在直播！
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兔兔是攻，软萌可爱会撒娇的哭包粘人精。