An Xingzhou was left speechless by Peng Ci's brain power.
You say he is smart, but he is stupid. No smart rabbit can get his head stuck in a shelf.
But you say his brain is not good, and his ability to make up stories is first-class. He creates something out of nothing, and he thinks very well. He can sing a true love just by brain supplementation.
An Xingzhou sometimes thinks Peng Ci is cute, but at other times he finds Peng Ci annoying. Before one person and one rabbit have known each other for more than 24 hours, An Xingzhou has already jumped back and forth between love and hate fingertips countless times.
An Xingzhou thought: Is this the mood of a pet owner
While poking Peng Ci's head and trying to push Peng Ci back completely, he took out the identical set of tableware and prepared to change to another set, taking off the "wife's love" that was forcibly attached to him by Peng Ci's brain supplement .
Seeing that An Xingzhou was about to change the tableware, Peng Ci immediately began to struggle, his front paws stretched out wildly, trying to crawl out and hold An Xingzhou's hand, "Wife! What kind of wife are you, wife! Wife, don't be shy!"
"Don't yell, I'm not shy!" An Xingzhou pressed Peng Ci to keep him from moving, trying to reason with him, but before he even opened his mouth, a question came from not far away: "Sir, what are you talking about?" What are you doing? Pets are not allowed here!"
An Xingzhou and Peng Ci froze at the same time, one person and one rabbit looked at each other quietly, Peng Ci immediately closed his eyes and began to pretend to be dead.
An Xingzhou glanced at the motionless Peng Ci, turned around stiffly, took care of himself in a panic, smiled at the staff who were walking quickly, raised the rabbit in his hand and said: "You Misunderstood, this is my doll."
"A doll?" The staff member was a middle-aged man in his forties or fifties. After hearing An Xingzhou's words, he glanced at him suspiciously, then looked at the completely silent rabbit in his hand, and asked, "Is this a real doll? "
"Yes, yes, the bionic rabbit doll is very popular abroad." An Xingzhou held Peng Ci in his hands, and showed Peng Ci to the staff over and over again: "Even the fur on his body is from a real rabbit. The collected ones are amazing!"
"Really?" The staff still didn't believe it, but the little rabbit didn't wake up after being tossed and turned like this, as if it really wasn't a real rabbit, so he asked again: "You brought the doll to the supermarket?"
An Xingzhou patted Peng Ci's back one after another, smiled and said, "Hi! The courier has just arrived. I just happened to pick it up and stop by the supermarket to buy something! I'm looking forward to the real thing on the way. Just take it out!"
"Oh, that's it!" The staff finally believed it, nodded to An Xingzhou and said, "I'm sorry to misunderstand you, I wish you a happy shopping—"
Peng Ci: "Huhu—"
staff member:"?"
An Xingzhou and Peng Ci: "..."
The staff member silently lowered his head and pointed to the little rabbit with his eyes closed: "Just now... it was snoring?"
Peng Ci: "..."
Peng Ci didn't dare to move, and firmly pretended to be dead, with tears streaming down his face: it's all because my wife feels so comfortable! Ci Ci was not intentional! I really couldn't hold back woo woo woo! I'm just an innocent little bunny!
An Xingzhou didn't know Peng Ci's mental activities, he cursed in his heart, looked at the staff for a long time without expression, and a trace of cold sweat slipped quietly down his back.
"Haha." An Xingzhou laughed dryly, "That's right, the bionic rabbit, that's why it makes noise..."
do not talk. An Xingzhou said while complaining in his heart: Stop talking, it's so embarrassing, I don't even believe what I said.
The staff obviously didn't believe it either, and said, "Then sir, does your rabbit still eat and drink?"
"That's not going to happen, haha..." An Xingzhou's whole body was full of embarrassment, and he said in a frenzy: At first, it was better not to lie, and it was fine to be scolded and fined, but now it is really embarrassing to be exposed ah!
An Xingzhou felt that he was already a dead person. The curse king in the game field was sweating profusely under the watchful eyes of the staff, unable to utter a single sophistry.
He glared fiercely at Peng Ci who was still lying on his hand and pretended to be dead, and cursed inwardly: It's all because this rabbit insisted on crawling out to chat with me!
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An Xingzhou's eyes lit up, and he immediately revived on the spot, giving full play to his talkative qualities, and said enthusiastically to the staff: "This rabbit is really powerful. I heard that the original design concept was companionship, so implanted It has an artificial chip, and when you touch it, it can not only make a rabbit cry, but also speak human language and talk to humans!"
The staff glanced at An Xingzhou subtly, already believing that he was lying, but he still said perfunctorily, "Oh? So powerful?"
"Yes! Wait a minute, I'll show you a demonstration!" An Xingzhou pretended to lift off Peng Ci's fluffy hair, poked Peng Ci's body, and pretended to turn on the switch.
Peng Ci was shaken by the poke: "Squeak!"
staff member:"… "
The staff said speechlessly: "Sir, please don't sprinkle—"
"Wait!" An Xingzhou quickly interrupted the staff, held the little rabbit in front of him and said, "I just turned on the switch, and it will open its eyes soon."
Peng Ci's ears moved quietly, and following An Xingzhou's voice, he obediently opened his eyes.
Staff: "?" Really
An Xingzhou hugged the little rabbit back, "Wait a minute, I'll show you the conversation now!"
The staff looked forward a bit: "Okay."
An Xingzhou said: "Cici, good morning!"
Peng Ci blinked, exchanged glances with An Xingzhou, and replied childishly, "Good morning, wife."
staff member:"!"
"It turns out that it can really speak human language! It's so cute!" The staff member's girlish heart was aroused for a while, and she asked curiously, "Why does it call you wife?"
An Xingzhou said: "Oh, the name can be changed. I just picked one at random on the road, and I will change the name after I finish shopping."
"It can't be changed!" Peng Ci said, "You are my wife!"
An Xingzhou: "..."
The staff laughed loudly: "It's really smart! It's as if it can understand our speech, it's amazing! It costs a lot of money to buy it?"
An Xingzhou wiped his sweat: "It's quite, quite expensive..."
Feed should be the most expensive, snacks should be the most expensive, and dishes and cups should be crystal, really expensive!
The staff sighed with An Xingzhou about the current technological development, and finally said goodbye to An Xingzhou, and went to patrol elsewhere.
An Xingzhou was immediately discouraged and let out a long breath.
Peng Ci also vented his anger, and the hair on his body fell down a lot: "Honey, I was really scared to death just now..."
An Xingzhou: "..."
An Xingzhou immediately cursed: "Who is to blame for this!!"
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