An Xingzhou walked home with a big bag in his hand, and a little rabbit in his breast pocket.
Peng Ci sat very leisurely and comfortably in An Xingzhou's pocket, with a small head moving around outside. After sitting for a long time, he felt a little hot, so he stood up abruptly, and while there was no one around, he whispered to An Xingzhou. Xingzhou said: "Honey, I want to drink Coke, it's hot."
An Xingzhou, an otaku who was sweating profusely as he walked forward facing the scorching sun with his hands full of things: "..."
Peng Ci didn't know how to read people's eyes at all. Seeing that An Xingzhou ignored him, he changed the subject again: "Honey, how long will it take to get home? Go home and turn on the air conditioner!"
Just now I said I want to buy a warm blanket, but now I say I need to turn on the air conditioner when I get home, what a troublemaker!
An Xingzhou was thinking about whether there was a casserole at home, and he went back to stew the rabbit and forget it, while panting heavily, he said, "Hurry up! Don't rush!"
He glanced at the leisurely Peng Ci, his fingers hurt from being strangled by the handle of the plastic bag, and then he thought about the money he swiped out with his card today, and thought that almost all of these things that weighed half his life It's not his, and I feel even more angry.
An Xingzhou was almost unable to walk. The August sun was hitting his body hotly. He felt that his back was sweating so much that his clothes were sticking to his skin. He was so uncomfortable that he quickly found a shady corner to put his things Lay down and rest.
Peng Ci was completely unaware of An Xingzhou's efforts and hardships. Seeing that An Xingzhou had stopped, he poked his head and asked, "My wife? Why don't you keep going?"
Because I can't fucking walk anymore!
An Xingzhou held his breath in his heart, and felt that the way home was like a long march. He continued to be a helper who could be a coolie, so he lowered his head and asked, "Peng Ci, can you become a human? Can monsters change? Is it an adult?"
"Huh?" Peng Ci wagged his tail, stood up excitedly and licked An Xingzhou's chin, "Honey! Are you trying to make me a human so soon! How embarrassing! The progress is too fast Come on!"
An Xingzhou: "?"
What the hell is this rabbit thinking? What's going on too fast
An Xingzhou took a breath, and said indifferently: "I can't carry your things anymore, I'll give you two options, become a human to help me carry them, or use your rabbit teeth to help me carry a bag back home I see that there are also dogs on the Internet who help their owners sell vegetables, and they can also receive express delivery, which is very useful.”
Peng Ci's tail, which was wagging like a spinning top, froze immediately, and then drooped down bit by bit, and his prickly ears suddenly drooped down against his back.
"So my wife just wanted a coolie... I thought my wife wanted to stick with me..." Peng Ci groaned twice, crawled out of his pocket, and slid down An Xingzhou's clothes It slipped and fell directly into the plastic bag that An Xingzhou placed at his feet with the top opening wide open.
Peng Ci hesitated a few times inside, stepped on the plastic bag until it creaked, and crawled out of the bag after a few seconds, holding the bag handle that An Xingzhou carried like a thin rope with his teeth. He said vaguely: "I can't become a human yet, but I can help my wife carry the bag! I can do it better than a dog! Woof!"
An Xingzhou: "...?"
An Xingzhou was dumbfounded. After hearing the little rabbit speak human words, he watched the little rabbit's mouth move and barked a few times.
He was startled by the baby-sounding dog barking, looked at Peng Ci desperately grabbing the bag, and asked very confused: "As a rabbit, why do you want to bark like a dog?"
"Don't you humans just like dogs!" Peng Ci spit out the handle of the bag from his mouth, glanced at An Xingzhou dissatisfied, and puffed out his nostrils: "Just now my wife used dogs as an example! Said dogs Dogs can do it! It’s obvious that our rabbits are better! Our rabbits don’t drip saliva, and we don’t make a lot of noise!”
"Ah?" An Xingzhou said subconsciously: "But you are not very quiet... I don't know who is more restless..."
"I don't! I'm very obedient!" Peng Ci's tone was a little aggrieved, his ears drooped listlessly, and the tips of his pink and tender ears trembled and said: "My wife still talks for the dog... woo woo woof! If My wife likes it, so I can still bark like them... because I am a good bunny who dotes on my wife! It is what you humans call a good man! A good husband!"
After Peng Ci finished speaking, before An Xingzhou could express his opinion, he suddenly narrowed his eyes and said to An Xingzhou, "Meow! Meow! Meow—"
An Xingzhou: "?"
After Peng Ci shouted, he gave a heavy "hum", turned his head unwillingly, and flicked his two long ears to the other side, "There are also cats! I can also meow like cats! You humans like cats too! Even if cats are mischievous and don’t know how to do anything, you would like to break cups, bowls and plates at home! Why don’t you come and like our obedient bunny!”
After listening to Peng Ci's words, An Xingzhou fell into deep thought.
He couldn't tell for a while whether Peng Ci was scolding the cat or himself. After all, they bought so many things this trip. The biggest reason was that Peng Ci broke things at home...
An Xingzhou opened his mouth, thinking that Peng Ci's brain capacity is not big enough, and he forgot all the things he did. He wondered if he should remind him, but finally swallowed the words back.
Forget it, don't add extra problems, it's scary.
Peng Ci didn't know An Xingzhou's kindness, and was still thinking about it. He talked about the common pets of human beings one by one, saying between the lines: We rabbits are the most dicks! But you all discriminate against us rabbits!
In fact, An Xingzhou has never raised any small animals, but in the same way, he likes all small animals equally. At this time, Peng Ci suddenly labeled him animal discrimination, which is really innocent.
And this rabbit... is really a master of pulling and stepping! He didn't say anything, and Peng Ci trampled all the pets in a few words! But the cats, cats and dogs didn't do anything! Do you also have this kind of chain of contempt among small animals
Peng Ci didn't care about An Xingzhou's fluctuations in his heart at all, and stopped talking after complaining. In order to prove his ability and love for his wife, he turned his head and opened his small mouth. Drag forward.
A drag, did not move.
The second dragged harder, but it still didn't move.
San Tengha exerted strength, but remained motionless.
Peng Ci: "!!!"
An Xingzhou came back to his senses, seeing that Peng Ci, a little rabbit not much bigger than his palm, actually planned to help him carry this bag that he thought was too heavy, he felt a little amused, and was about to bend down to hug Peng Ci back.
Peng Ci didn't know that An Xingzhou was going to hug him, he was filled with disbelief, he couldn't believe that he couldn't drag this bag.
Peng Ci thought to himself: I really can't do anything for my wife! Will I still be a good husband like this!
With all his strength, he held the handle firmly in his mouth, gritted his teeth, and ground the small sharp rabbit teeth—
The white clouds that blocked the sun in the sky drifted away at this time, and the bright sun shone down.
At this radiant moment, An Xingzhou watched helplessly as the handle of the plastic bag broke into two pieces in Peng Ci's mouth and fell lightly to the ground.
An Xingzhou: "..."
Peng Ci: "?"
Huh? Why is there something missing from the mouth
An Xingzhou's fists were hardened.
Looking at the wreckage of the handle on the ground, he said coldly, "Are you asking me to carry this bag back? Peng, Ci?"
The author has something to say:
Does my wife want to post with me in human form so soon