After the long journey and finally arrived home, An Xingzhou breathed a sigh of relief, first put Peng Ci on the ground, then put the things he bought aside and began to change his shoes.
As soon as Peng Ci landed on the ground, he took a few steps forward with his little paws, wagged his tail at An Xingzhou, jumped into the living room and turned on the air conditioner with his paws, and lay down on his belly. Snoring on the couch.
While tidying up his things, An Xingzhou silently glanced at the air conditioner that was starting up, thinking that Peng Ci is really familiar with the way, and he is not out of touch at all!
He folded the red, white and blue plastic bags that Peng Ci sold for his hue and body and stuffed them into the cabinet, and washed all the dishes he just bought. After hesitating for a while, he took a bottle of Coke out of the refrigerator, Pour it into a small bowl with a shallow bottom, and put it on the table in the living room.
Peng Ci's snoring made his belly rise and fall. When he saw An Xingzhou approaching, he immediately turned over. After An Xingzhou sat down, he climbed up An Xingzhou's thigh with all his hands and feet, and waited for An Xingzhou like a small hairball. After lying on his lap, he shook his short, round tail.
An Xingzhou took out from his trouser pocket the rose silk scarf that he took off shortly after he went out because of the heat, put it aside, touched Peng Ci's back, looked at the gray white hair on his body, and felt heartbroken. He wanted to help Peng Ci take a bath before taking a bath by himself later, and then put Peng Ci on the table.
"Didn't you say you want to drink Coke on the road? I'll pour it for you." After An Xingzhou finished speaking, he continued to ask uneasy: "You rabbits can really drink Coke? You won't die after drinking it." Bar?"
Peng Ci let out a "woohoo" and jumped on the spot a few times, "No way! Cici is not an ordinary bunny!"
After Peng Ci finished speaking, he jumped up to the bowl and put his little head over.
The Coke was just opened, the carbonation was very strong, and it was crackling in the bowl.
As soon as Peng Ci put his head closer, a bubble exploded in front of him, and Peng Ci, who was half standing in fright, fell backwards.
"..." An Xingzhou poked Peng Ci's fat butt with his hand, and said amusedly, "Isn't it, you can be scared?"
"Are the bubbles hot just now?" Peng Ci shook his buttocks, handed his soft meat to An Xingzhou, patted his paw on the table, leaned forward again, and stuck out his tongue to lick it After taking a sip of the Coke, he retracted his tongue in a "hee-hop-hee-hop" manner, and then stretched out his tongue again to lick.
Peng Ci licked the Coke very drunk, the carbonic acid was on his head, his tail and ears were erected high, and his paws were opened: "Hiss... Coke is delicious... a little bit..."
An Xingzhou: "?"
Peng Ci's entire face was almost buried in the bowl, leaving only his small body and buttocks exposed. He licked the coke while making sucking noises. After a long time, he retracted his head and gave a long spank. Hiccup wobbled from side to side and wanted to jump back into An Xingzhou's arms, but his feet slipped and he almost fell under the table.
An Xingzhou quickly caught Peng Ci and brought him back, and found that Peng Ci's whole rabbit was staring in a daze, as if drunk, with long ears standing up and down, trembling. The paws are still vacating unconsciously to step on the milk.
An Xingzhou put Peng Ci on his lap, reached out to pick up the bowl of Coke that Peng Ci had just drank, and smelled it, making sure he picked it up correctly, it was pure Coke! The non-alcoholic kind!
Or do rabbits get drunk when they drink Coke
An Xingzhou is not a rabbit, so he can't figure it out.
He had no choice but to lower his head and scratch Peng Ci's belly, "Are you okay? Why did you drink Coke like this?"
"Huhu..." Peng Ci squinted his eyes halfway, and said in a daze, "wife... hurry up and talk to me..."
An Xingzhou's hand trembled, and he almost threw the rabbit flying out of his lap.
"What did you say?!" An Xingzhou poked Peng Ci's head, "Don't play dumb, what did you ask me to do?!"
"Woooo..." Peng Ci kicked his legs and said, "Gulu Gulu... I..."
"You are so small! You are just a little rabbit! Peng Ci!" An Xingzhou held Peng Ci and lifted his whole rabbit. The tenderness just now disappeared, and he said fiercely: "How dare you think, you How dare you tell me to talk about you?! Is it because I indulged you too much today? Ah?? What strange things do you usually watch!"
Peng Ci was terrified by An Xingzhou's roaring storm. All the carbonic acid on his head just ran away. He didn't know what he said wrong and suddenly made An Xingzhou lose his temper. He scratched his paws helplessly.
"Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh, Peng Ci's throat was full of carbonic acid bubbles, and after several times of hiccups in a row, he said aggrievedly: "I just want my wife to touch me·r. Why are you angry... Gulu Gulu—so angry..."
An Xingzhou heard Peng Ci bubbling wildly like a fish, thought for a while, then silently pushed Peng Ci back on his lap, pretending to be a good wife and mother, with a stiff smile on his lips. With a smile, he gently gave Peng Ci Shun Mao, "Okay, touch you, touch you..."
"Gulu Gulu..." Peng Ci didn't know how to accept it as soon as he saw it, and asked, "Then why did my wife scold me just now?"
An Xingzhou's hand, which was smoothing Mao's hair, suddenly became stiff. He ruaed Peng Ci quickly and chaotically, and said, "Don't ask so many questions, kid!"
After An Xingzhou finished speaking, he secretly covered his face in his heart: The adulterer sees the adulterer, it turns out that the yellow one is not Peng Ci, but himself! He is not clean anymore!
Peng Ci had no idea that An Xingzhou was blaming himself in his heart, and he opened his mouth and said, "Gulu Gulu..."
An Xingzhou immediately pinched Peng Ci's mouth and forced him to close it.
"Huh?" Peng Ci looked at An Xingzhou in confusion, and the anger in his stomach surged up one after another, but his mouth was pinched and he couldn't get it out, so the anger had to flow back again.
Seeing that Peng Ci seemed a little uncomfortable, An Xingzhou let go of his hand, but the second he let go, Peng Ci opened his mouth and let out an earth-shattering sound: "Gulu Gulu!"
An Xingzhou: "..."
An Xingzhou silently covered his face, "Cici, kids, don't mutter... stop mumbling, I beg you..."
"Huh?" Peng Ci tilted his head, "Why, Gulu Gulu—I'm so angry..."
"Don't ask, don't ask..." An Xingzhou thought, from the moment he opened the Coke for Peng Ci, everything was irreversible.
How was he going to tell a little rabbit that the word purr had other meanings in the dirty human world!
The author has something to say:
The word Gulu Gulu was popularized by Mrs. Jiang Lou... I immediately used it to pollute everyone (not
Let me explain, Gulu Gulu has a mouth, which comes from the fact that the throat and mouth contain liquid and cannot speak clearly, Gulu Gulu...
It’s time to test everyone’s purity, please hit 1 if you understand it directly, 2 if you understand it after reading popular science, and 3 if you still don’t understand after reading popular science (there won’t be 3!