A sticky male voice suddenly resounded in the empty room. An Xingzhou was so frightened that he picked up the little rabbit and pressed it in his arms, then turned around and shouted, "Who is it! Where is it!"
The little rabbit was almost suffocated, and struggled to poke its head out, "Honey, I'm here."
An Xingzhou immediately lowered his head and lifted the quilt: "Where are you hiding! I'm going to call the police!"
Little Rabbit was a little anxious, and started kicking his legs again to try to get out. After struggling to get out of his body, An Xingzhou slapped him back, "Don't come out, it's dangerous."
An Xingzhou bent down to look at the bottom of the bed as he spoke, and opened the closet after reading the bottom of the bed: "Pervert! I advise you to come out quickly and kneel down to admit your mistake, or you will be beaten to death by me when I find you." !"
As soon as the little rabbit heard the words "beating to death with random sticks", his body immediately stiffened, his paws trembled twice helplessly, and even his ears stood up straight, not daring to move. It took a long time before he lowered his head and licked An Xingzhou's hand , whispered: "Old, wife... don't hit me... I'm your bunny..."
An Xingzhou was still rummaging around in the room. After hearing this sentence, he was stunned for a while, then lowered his head silently, just in time to meet the little rabbit who looked up at him.
An Xingzhou's lips trembled twice, "I'm hallucinating?"
The little rabbit shook his head, brushing his fluffy hair against An Xingzhou's hand, "Honey!"
"..." An Xingzhou rolled his eyes and almost pouted.
Five minutes later, An Xingzhou came out of the hot shower.
The little rabbit was placed on the table in the living room, with wet eyes open, looking pitifully and innocently at An Xingzhou who was sitting on the sofa.
"Old, wife..." The little rabbit rustled forward, but before he could take two steps, An Xingzhou slapped him in front of him with a ruler.
"Shut up! Shut up!" An Xingzhou still couldn't understand that the little rabbit he picked up could speak human language, so he took a ruler and pushed the little rabbit back, and asked with horror on his face, "Are you a monster?"
The little rabbit stretched out its little feet, trying to kick the ruler farther away, but was stared at by An Xingzhou, and obediently shrank back and placed it under his stomach: "I'm not a monster, I'm a rabbit."
"..." An Xingzhou watched the little rabbit's mouth move and spit out a clear sentence. He suddenly felt that his heart couldn't take it anymore, and subconsciously complained: "Which rabbit can speak human language!"
"Tutu from my wife's house." The little rabbit obediently lay down on the table, "I can become a human in the future! Just like my wife!"
"That's a monster." An Xingzhou managed to maintain his composure and concluded, and then asked, "Why do you call me wife?"
"Because you are my wife." The little rabbit tilted his head, squirmed his buttocks forward a little, and said stickily: "I have been looking for you for a long time, my brothers and sisters have become adults , I am the only one who is still being a bunny.”
The little rabbit looked at An Xingzhou with wet eyes, and said: "Then I finally found you when you passed by, and I fell in love with you right away, so I fell into your arms with a slap, this is courtship."
An Xingzhou couldn't help turning his face to the side, and asked curiously, "You've been looking for me? We... knew each other before?"
An Xingzhou's mind flashed several stories about the fox repaying his favor, thinking that it must be the romantic debt he incurred when he was a child!
The little rabbit stood up and shook his head, raised his little hands and rubbed his face, "I don't know, I've been looking for someone I like, and you are the one I like! You take me home, give me If you touch my hair and touch my chirp, you agree to be my wife! We all look for wives like this!"
An Xingzhou hadn't had time to rejoice that he didn't get into any romantic debts, but the next second he was stunned by this hooligan theory, and then thought of how he had played the little rabbit's chirping back just now, so he scolded himself inwardly, and he said for a long time: " ... Are you some kind of large Porcelain Gang?"
"How does my wife know my name is Peng Ci! Call me again!" The little rabbit immediately got up from the table and rolled, "Wife, wife, call me!"
The little rabbit just stayed obediently like a glutinous rice dumpling, but now it suddenly fell into a state of excitement, twisting its chubby tail and hopped forward two steps, "My wife calls me by my name, it sounds nice, call me again! Call me!" !"
"Fuck, is he really called Pengci..." An Xingzhou was knocked dizzy by the words from his wife on the left, and looked at the little rabbit named Peng Ci in front of him, moving his legs and arms, jumping more and more. , quickly opened the mouth and said: "Okay, okay! Peng Ci! Don't touch porcelain, okay, don't call me wife! Don't jump forward!"
"Call me Cici." Peng Ci obediently stopped jumping forward, raised his paws and fell backwards, turning his stomach towards An Xingzhou. An Xingzhou didn't know why he followed Peng Ci's There was shyness in the voice.
Peng Ci said coyly: "But you are the wife, only the wife can touch my little chirp, you have already touched it!"
"..." An Xingzhou was silent for two seconds, couldn't help covering his face, and sincerely apologized for his meanness: "I'm sorry, I will definitely not be meaner next time, but you still call yourself a little chirp... "
An Xingzhou said earnestly: "You are a monster and don't understand the world. I don't blame you, but human beings don't like small things, especially that one, you know that?"
Peng Ci was very pleasantly surprised and said: "My wife has started to worry about this so soon!"
"Wife, don't worry. Dad said it will grow bigger. Dad used to be like this. Later, he was scolded by his mother for being too big." Peng Ci turned over and scratched his ear with his back foot and said, "wife help me scratch it." Okay, itching behind the ear."
An Xingzhou watched Peng Ci raise his hind foot and scratch his ears at high speed. For a while, he felt that the world was so wonderful, and also felt that his ability to accept was the top one in the world.
When Peng Ci heard this, he immediately retracted his hind legs, shook his head and shook his fluffy hair, squatted up to aim, and exerted force with his hind legs!
With the precision of a small cannonball, he jumped from the table to An Xingzhou's arms.
"..." An Xingzhou was hit again, speechless for a moment: "That's how you touched me from the beginning, right?"
Peng Ci didn't understand the meaning of "Pengci", and thought that An Xingzhou was calling him, so he found a good place to lie down on his own, and stretched out his paw to pat An Xingzhou's hand: "Call me Cici!" , my wife touch me!"
An Xingzhou was lightly patted twice by Peng Ci's paw, he was in a trance for a moment, and subconsciously put his hand on Peng Ci's back.
Peng Ci's hair was so fluffy that it easily covered his hands, and the skin under the hair was warm and tender, very comfortable to the touch.
An Xingzhou was immediately bewitched by his subordinate's Furry, and immediately forgot about the fact that the rabbit took him as his wife. He grabbed Peng Ci for a crazy rua, and even buried his face in Peng Ci's stomach and started sucking the rabbit. .
Peng Ci was fascinated by Rua, his short hands and feet were raised high, his limbs trembled wildly, his ears trembled, his big round eyes were half opened and closed, the whole rabbit had already fallen into a hazy state, and he whispered Grinding his teeth.
An Xingzhou reached out and touched Peng Ci's chin, and clearly felt Peng Ci's molars rubbing against each other.
An Xingzhou: "?"
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Peng Ci gritted his teeth and moaned, "Well~ my wife—touch, touch..."
An Xingzhou's hands trembled when he was called out, and he slapped Peng Ci's slightly opened and closed chin with a slap.
Peng Ci woke up suddenly just now, turned his head to look at An Xingzhou with teary eyes, and spoke with a crying voice: "My wife...is this domestic violence..."
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The clever kid has already discovered that I changed the cover!