Picked up a Scammer Rabbit

Chapter 3: Kiss my wife!

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It turned out that the rabbit cried like this.

An Xingzhou thought expressionlessly.

Peng Ci cried very badly. Tears rolled down from his round eyes one by one, and all fell on the fluffy chest hair. They were stuck together, and they raised their paws to rub their faces from time to time, and sneakily raised their eyes to knock on An Xingzhou.

An Xingzhou was unmoved at all, let him cry, he is such a cold and heartless domestic violence machine.

The more indifferent he was, the harder Peng Ci cried. While crying, he moved forward in small steps, his ears and tail were all erected, and he cried in a childlike voice while crying: "Zhizhi—wife—zhizhi—"

Oh, it turns out that the rabbit is called like this, like a little mouse.

An Xingzhou continued to maintain his immobile expression until Peng Ci rubbed against his hand with his warm little head.

"Wife..." Peng Ci coquettishly said softly, "It hurts so much, rub it for me!"

An Xingzhou: "..."

An Xingzhou was furious at being rubbed by Furry. The little rabbit's fur was so soft and abundant that it kept rubbing against the back of his hand, which made him twirl his fingers, grabbed Peng Ci and pressed it on his thigh, "Rub Knead! Knead where!"

Peng Ci's face was crooked by An Xingzhou's pressure, half of his face was buried in his thigh, and the other chubby half of his face was pinched by An Xingzhou.

Excitedly, he buried his nose on An Xingzhou's thigh and sniffed An Xingzhou's scent. His mouth was vague, but he said very generously: "You can rub it anywhere! Because I am my wife's bunny!"

An Xingzhou: "..."

An Xingzhou watched Peng Ci smell his thigh intoxicatedly, his round tail kept wagging, and he couldn't get it off as long as the hand was stroking his hair.

This rabbit... An Xingzhou thought: This monster rabbit is lustful! !

Throw him away, An Xingzhou thought while lowering his head, just in time to see the little rabbit picking up his clothes and climbing up on tiptoes.

"Wife!" Peng Ci wagged his tail, said "Puff" twice, and said to An Xingzhou, "I like my wife so much!"

This kind of taste of being picked up by a little pet and saying that you like it is really whoever tries it will know.

Spring flooded in An Xingzhou's heart, he silently stretched out his fingers to point the little rabbit's head, and pushed him back at once.

Forget it, the monster probably can't be neutered, let's raise him for a few more days and find him a female rabbit.

With Peng Ci's stubborn attitude of holding on to him, it seems that he can't be driven away. Since he can't be driven away, let's keep him first.

An Xingzhou planned to find a beautiful female rabbit in a few days, and Peng Ci would change his wife immediately.

After all, only the same species can fall in love. I just don’t know if monster rabbits and real rabbits are reproductively isolated. If a little rabbit is really born, is the little rabbit half-rabbit and half-demon blood

Does such a thing really exist

An Xingzhou's thoughts began to wander, and he managed to get his thoughts back. While rubbing the little rabbit's fleshy butt, he clicked on the shopping software, and thoughtfully asked the rabbit Bentu for his opinion: "You usually eat What kind of feed? Do you remember the brand?"

"Puff." Peng Ci spat twice more, then wagged his tail and said, "I don't know, Dad said it's the most expensive kind on the whole network, and snacks are also the most expensive kind on the whole network!"

"The most expensive on the Internet?" An Xingzhou stopped rubbing his buttocks immediately, and asked incredulously, "How many rabbits does your family have?"

Peng Ci lifted his butt, swayed it from side to side, and stuffed it into An Xingzhou's hand, "I don't know, at first there were more than 20, then it became a dozen, and then it became more than 20, I can't count... "

An Xingzhou pinched Peng Ci's buttocks and rubbed them twice, looked at the shopping software in descending order of prices, and immediately took a breath of air: "No wonder you want to come out to touch porcelain... Maybe the family can't afford it..."

Peng Ci's ears moved sensitively, his whole body rolled back, and he sat down on An Xingzhou's hand: "My wife is calling my name again! Next time, how about calling Ci Ci?"

"You heard me wrong, I didn't call your name, I was scolding you." An Xingzhou pulled his hand from under Peng Ci's butt indifferently, clicked on the feed picture and put it in front of Peng Ci and asked, "Is this it? ,Dear."

"Yeah!" Peng Ci shook his tail, "It's so nice to hear my wife swear! Doesn't my wife touch me?"

An Xingzhou said speechlessly, "Don't touch it anymore."

Peng Ci stood up and jumped a few times on the spot, jumped onto the pillow with a "hey", then jumped onto An Xingzhou's shoulder and squatted down, rubbing his head against An Xingzhou's neck, "My wife will give me another Buy some snacks!"

"..." It's really shameless, eating and drinking and making demands.

An Xingzhou wanted to swear, but his shoulders were hot and his neck was itchy again, and the swear words disappeared inexplicably.

"You are such an expensive rabbit." An Xingzhou complained, but his body was very honest. In front of Peng Ci, he entered rabbit snacks in the search box, and then clicked the price descending order as before to confirm the search.

In the next second, the picture and text were loaded together, and the whole world was quiet.

Shredded roasted rabbit, spicy rabbit head, smoked whole rabbit, spiced spicy rabbit leg, spicy diced rabbit...

"Cuckoo!!" Peng Ci made a cooing sound in his throat, and suddenly bent up and sat on An Xingzhou's shoulders, his ears pressed back against his body, and screamed: "Tutu is so Cute! How can you eat rabbits!"

"It's a meme from a hundred years ago. Is it because there are too many rabbits in your family and the Internet speed is not very good?" An Xingzhou complained, while sliding his fingers quickly, until he reached the place where the normal rabbit snacks stopped, " Well, you choose yourself?"

Peng Ci is not elected, Peng Ci is uncomfortable.

Peng Ci rolled down from An Xingzhou's shoulders and rolled into An Xingzhou's arms, curled up into a big fur ball and shivered: "Wuuu, wife... I'm afraid..."

Peng Ci crazily arched into An Xingzhou's arms. After arching for a long time, he stretched out a small paw to grab An Xingzhou's clothes, and kept puffing: "Wife hug me... I don't want to be eaten Woooo... I'm a good bunny..."

"Okay, okay, Cici is a good rabbit." An Xingzhou felt that Peng Ci was trembling in his arms, and finally realized that this little rabbit was not looking for a reason to act like a baby with him, but was really scared. Then he quickly reached out and hugged Peng Ci into his arms, regretting his recklessness in his heart.

An Xingzhou hugged Peng Ci to smooth his hair, pinched the tips of his ears, poked his little face, and comforted him in a good voice: "No one will eat you, okay? Don't Scared."

Peng Ci was still gasping in fright, but when he heard An Xingzhou's words, he slowly flattened his body to let An Xingzhou touch him, and asked childishly, "Will my wife protect me?"

"Yes, yes." An Xingzhou pinched Peng Ci's little paw that was holding on to his clothes, it was soft and warm, and couldn't help but said, "I will protect you well."

Peng Ci finally stopped shaking and puffing, and lay on An Xingzhou's arms with his legs up in the air and belly up, and said to An Xingzhou, "My wife, lower your head!"

"Huh? What's wrong?" An Xingzhou thought that Peng Ci was going to whisper something to him, so he bent down, but Peng Ci immediately jumped up on the spot, stood up with his front paws in front of his chest, and quickly licked An Xingzhou lips.

An Xingzhou: "..."

Peng Ci groaned and lay back down again, and said happily: "I kissed my wife!"

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