Picked up a Scammer Rabbit

Chapter 5: Is this a red hijab for weddings?

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An Xingzhou called the fire brigade and briefly described the matter.

There was an eerie silence on the phone for two seconds, and he reconfirmed: "You mean... a rabbit, right?"

"Yes." An Xingzhou glanced at Peng Ci who was still whimpering, kicking his legs firmly on the ground, twisting his big buttocks and trying to pull his head out, and said without blushing, "Yes Rabbits, real rabbits."

Hearing An Xingzhou's words, Peng Ci squeaked twice, and chimed in: "It's really a rabbit!"

As soon as An Xingzhou stretched out his hand, he ruthlessly covered Peng Ci's modest Tutu's head with his palm, and calmly reported his address and mobile phone number before hanging up the phone.

"Woooo—" Peng Ci frantically shook his little head, and said in a muffled voice, "Honey! Let go! Puff! I can't breathe!"

An Xingzhou then withdrew his hand, pointed at Peng Ci's head, and asked him, "What did I tell you just now? Do you remember?"

Peng Ci twisted his buttocks and bowed his waist, wanting An Xingzhou to give his head more.

How good it is to point your head!

Mom would always tap Dad on the head, and say "you, you" helplessly and dotingly, and then Dad would go up to kiss Mom.

Ci Ci also wants to be hit on the head by his wife! I want to kiss too!

However, Peng Ci's neck was stuck tightly, and his little paws fluttered twice to no avail, so he had to watch An Xingzhou's fingers go away, sat down on his buttocks, sighed faintly, and answered An Xingzhou's question: "Remember."

It was the first time An Xingzhou heard the rabbit sigh, and thought it was a bit amusing, and couldn't help poking it twice, "Remember? Then what did I tell you just now?"

Wife poked me! When my wife pokes me, my wife loves me, when my wife loves me, my wife wants to kiss me!

The little logic expert Peng Ci straightened up straight, his big round eyes sparkled, he opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue like a puppy, and said, "My wife said she wants to kiss me!"

An Xingzhou: "?"

An Xingzhou couldn't figure out what was going on in the mind of this monster bunny besides kissing, hugging and holding high.

He looked at Peng Ci's head lovingly, and thought: With such a small head, it's no wonder that the brain capacity is also small, and the mental retardation is not because I want to be mentally retarded, but because I was born mentally retarded, so I can't blame him.

An Xingzhou was very magnanimous, he picked up the wiping cloth that had just been covered on Peng Ci's body, and put it back on Peng Ci's head.

The dishcloth was a bit big, and it covered Peng Ci's head and those ears lightly and delicately.

Peng Ci's eyes darkened, and he shook his ears against the dishcloth, feeling even more excited.

Peng Ci held the dishcloth and said, "Honey, is this the red hijab that humans use when they get married?"

"..." An Xingzhou originally thought that rabbits were noisy and wanted to keep out of sight, but when the red hijab words came out, An Xingzhou's expression became more subtle.

He was silent for a few seconds, looked at the dishcloth and asked silently, "Are all your rabbits color blind?"

The words "You rabbits" made Peng Ci's heart tremble.

"Cici is not colorblind." Peng Ci immediately clarified, and then he stepped on the other rabbit's foot: "But other rabbits must be colorblind, and they are not easy to raise, and their papa still stinks!"

"Okay, you're the best." An Xingzhou didn't mean to get Peng Ci, he was still staring at the dishcloth, and said casually, "You're not colorblind, so why do you still say it's red?" Hijab?"

"Isn't it the red hijab?" Peng Ci flexibly moved his ears, held up the dishcloth and took a serious look, proving that he was a powerful rabbit who was not color blind, and immediately puffed out his chest. He said very proudly: "It's white! Do you want to change it to a white hijab? Can you also wear a white hijab when you get married?"

"No..." An Xingzhou lifted a corner of the cloth, glanced at the delighted Peng Ci, and then covered it back silently.

An Xingzhou said, "If you can't get the iron ring off, this is the white hijab that will send you on your way."

Peng Ci was frightened by An Xingzhou and made a fuss for a long time. At this time, he was finally tired and lay down on the table to rest obediently, kicking the back of An Xingzhou's hand with his foot from time to time.

An Xingzhou was leaning on the cooking table, supporting the cooking table with one hand, and pressing the phone with the other. The little paw squeezed twice.

He was asking for leave for tonight's live broadcast. After thinking about it, he turned his phone around and decided to embarrass this little rabbit who didn't know what to do. He took a photo of Peng Ci's neck being stuck with a "click" and put it on the leave note. It was sent out later.

But Silly Rabbit has no sense of shame.

Peng Ci was pinched twice by his wife, and he didn't realize that it was too annoying to kick him from time to time. He also thought that his wife apologized for scaring him just now, and when he found out that his wife was taking pictures of him, he immediately swayed his feet. pose, "Is my wife going to reveal it to me! Then take a few more pictures! Make me look handsome! People who see it will definitely praise me!"

An Xingzhou clicked on the comment in silence, "hahahahahahaha" and "this rabbit is so stupid", nodded coldly to Peng Ci: "Well, they are all praising you."

They are all praising you for being mentally retarded.

Peng Cixin thought it was true, and started to twitch again. After turning his head, he began to twist his buttocks, and after twisting his buttocks, he began to wag his tail. He kicked and tapped his two hind paws on the table. It was completely impossible to tell that it was a dog with a neck stuck waiting for rescue rabbit.

When the firefighters arrived, they saw such a scene.

The firefighter and An Xingzhou looked at each other for a long time. The former smiled awkwardly and said, "This rabbit is quite lively, no wonder it got stuck."

Peng Ci: "Squeak!"

Not for snappy being stuck! It's because my jumping ability is so good! Nampowan!

The fireman put the bag on the cooking table, took things out little by little, carefully confirmed the distance between the rabbit's neck and the iron ring, and stuffed a protective cloth between them.

Peng Ci was squeezed by the protective cloth, and began to feel that his neck was too tight to die again, but An Xingzhou had warned him not to speak human words, so he could only squawk aggrievedly.

An Xingzhou stepped forward and touched Peng Ci's back and tail, and comforted him: "Stop shouting, it will be fine soon, be good."

"Puff!" Peng Ci uttered two breaths and then obediently fell silent.

The fireman was amazed when he saw it, "Your rabbit is so obedient... We have seen a lot of cats like Katikana, but this is the first time we have seen a rabbit. So obedient, why is it so obedient?"

Peng Ci said, "Squeak!"

Because I want to go out with my wife!

An Xingzhou said: "Because I wanted to go out with me, I wanted to jump on my shoulder, but I ended up jumping over my head."

Peng Ci: "Squeak!"

My wife and I have a tacit understanding!

The firefighters took out their tools and connected them to the electricity to start cutting the rims. While cutting, they listened to the singing and laughing of Rabbit and An Xingzhou.

Professionals shot, the speed is not ordinary.

Peng Ci was soon released. The fireman wanted to reach out to pet the good rabbit, but the rabbit bent down deftly, slipped under the fireman's hand, and climbed onto An Xingzhou's shoulder three or five times. Rubbed An Xingzhou's face with his fleshy cheek, then stuck out his tongue and licked it.

Peng Ci: "Squeak!"

Wife, I'm coming out!

"Yeah." An Xingzhou took Peng Ci off his shoulders, thanked the firefighters, poked Peng Ci's butt and said, "They saved you, why are you licking me?"

The firefighter laughed: "Master!"

Peng Ci squeaked twice to the fireman, explaining that this was not the owner but my wife, then half stood up, and bowed to the fireman with his front paws on his furry chest.

The firefighters were stunned when they suddenly received such a grand thank you: "This rabbit has become a sperm!"

"Squeak!!" Peng Ci frowned all of a sudden, the hairs on the tips of his ears stood up, and he turned around to look at An Xingzhou.

What about my wife! Am I exposed!