After being swiped with a wave of gifts and left unclear words by the list that he hadn't seen for a long time, An Xingzhou no longer had the mood to continue the live broadcast. He hurriedly said goodbye and logged off.
Peng Ci beside him was anxious and angry, walking back and forth in circles in the room, took off the windbreaker on his body and threw it to An Xingzhou when he got hot, his waxed curly hair was messed up by him, piled on your head like a bird's nest.
As he walked in circles, he stopped and stomped angrily from time to time, as if he was stepping on the floor as if it were the fan.
"Okay, don't turn around." An Xingzhou grabbed Peng Ci, put the windbreaker on the chair, and took him to the living room, "You turned me so dizzy, haven't I eaten yet? Let's eat first?"
"I can't eat it!" Peng Ci shook An Xingzhou's hand, gritted his teeth, and said, "Who is that person! It can't be the same pervert as last time!"
Peng Ci compared his hand with a knife, "I'm going to chop him off!"
"It's not him..." An Xingzhou was still a little worried at first, but he was amused again when he saw Peng Ci's action. He grabbed Peng Ci's hand knife and put it to his lips for a kiss, and said, "You still want to chop someone up?"
"Hmm! Chop him!" Peng Ci moved his fingers, and quietly rubbed An Xingzhou's lips with his thumb pulp. He was distracted for a while, and his face was rarely shy, "My wife's mouth So soft... How about kissing?"
"Want to kiss again?" An Xingzhou opened his mouth and bit the messy finger on his lips. He gently grabbed Peng Ci's finger with his teeth, and licked his fingertip with his tongue, before Peng Ci wanted to press his tongue. She dodged in time, and before Peng Ci was dissatisfied, she turned her head and kissed Peng Ci's chin, and then remembered to ask: "What's the matter with you today? You suddenly rushed in to kiss me, and you still dressed like that..."
"Handsome, isn't he?" Peng Ci's nostrils turned up with pride, "I want to be handsome on stage, to leave a super deep impression on everyone, to slap them in the face, so that those weird people don't... it's useless ?”
"Overestimate yourself?" An Xingzhou said dumbfounded, "Did you watch anything recently?"
"How does my wife know! My wife understands Cici so well!" Peng Ci began to be beautiful again, thinking that my wife really cares about me, and I can guess this, so he said obediently: "I read this novel! It's called "Little Anchor" The good-for-nothing husband is actually the richest man in the country"! The plot in it is so powerful, I just learned it! Isn't it very successful!"
"..." An Xingzhou could guess how ridiculous the content was when he heard the name. He had calculated thousands of times, but he didn't calculate that Peng Ci actually liked this kind of novel and even imitated it.
He was silent for two seconds, then nodded with difficulty and said, "Li...awesome..."
Seeing An Xingzhou's reaction, Peng Ci thought that An Xingzhou was worried about that strange person on the live broadcast. He hugged An Xingzhou from behind, resting his chin on An Xingzhou's neck, and the two of them were sticking together and shaking Moved into the living room shakily, "I will protect my wife well!"
An Xingzhou smiled and said "Okay", thinking about locking the doors and windows before going to bed tonight.
After the incident last time, An Xingzhou realized that he didn't protect his personal information very well. If he wanted to, he could find his address by following the clues. He was a little worried that the person who gave him a reward today would also dig up his information like the previous person, and came to attack in the middle of the night.
Anyway, no matter it's a mouthful or something, it's always good to take precautions first.
After the meal, Peng Ci helped An Xingzhou wash the dishes and said he wanted to go downstairs to buy something. Like a gust of wind, he grabbed his phone and ran away. Before An Xingzhou even had time to ask what he wanted to buy, he saw the door of the house was blocked by Peng Ci. Open and close.
An Xingzhou looked at Peng Ci's turbulent look, shook his head helplessly, put back his smile at Peng Ci, called the live broadcast platform, and prepared to deal with the refund.
Refunds are not that easy and require three-party negotiation. During the tens of minutes Peng Ci ran out to buy things, the platform contacted the user who paid a large amount of rewards today according to the personal information left during registration, but has not received a response. , I had no choice but to turn around to appease An Xingzhou, saying that if I received a reply, I would contact him as soon as possible.
The refund itself hurt the interests of the platform to some extent, and An Xingzhou couldn't push too hard, so he had to say a few words politely, and then hung up the phone.
When he hung up the phone, Peng Ci just came back with big bags and small bags. Seeing that An Xingzhou hung up the phone after saying a few words very seriously, he threw his things on the ground in a hurry, and ran towards An Xingzhou , stretched out his arms and hugged An Xingzhou in his arms, and asked anxiously: "Honey! Did that pervert call you!"
"No, I called the platform and discussed about the refund." An Xingzhou rubbed Peng Ci's hair to make him relax, and then glanced at the four or five people who were thrown on the ground by Peng Ci. bag, asked: "What did you go to buy? So much?"
"Oh!" Peng Ci gave An Xingzhou a sip, jumped down to get the bag, and took out the contents one by one to show An Xingzhou.
Electric shock baton, anti-wolf spray, climbing rope, kitchen knife, hammer, gardening scissors, hoes, tape, 502 glue, rat poison...
An Xingzhou could understand it at first, but Peng Ci took out more and more, and after the rat poison appeared, An Xingzhou couldn't understand it anymore.
He was very confused, looked at the box of rat poison on the table, and asked blankly, "What is this doing?"
Peng Ci held a bundle of climbing ropes in his hand, untied them and wrapped them around his hands a few times, turned his wrist vigorously, and swung the rope vigorously. The floor tiles were cracked.
"I'm ready!" Peng Ci said solemnly while swinging the rope in a majestic way: "If that person really wants to come tomorrow, I will stun him with an electric shock rod as soon as he enters the door, and then use anti-wolf spray Spray him, tie him up with tape, and whip him with a rope!"
An Xingzhou: "..."
The corner of An Xingzhou's mouth twitched, he pointed to the other things left on the table, and asked bravely, "Then what's the use of these things...?"
"Used to scare him!" Peng Cihan said with a straight face: "The kitchen knife chopped off his hands, the hammer hammered his head, the hoe licked his ass, and the scissors were used to 'click' his chirp!"
"The glue stuck his mouth, so he couldn't talk to his wife, and the rat poison poisoned him!" Peng Ciyue said, the more force he swung the rope, "swish, swish, swish" brought gusts of cold wind.
An Xingzhou was silent for a moment, and asked, "Have you read the underworld novels..."
Otherwise, how could I, a pure, lovely, innocent little white rabbit, come up with such outrageous thoughts!
"Yes!" Peng Ci stood on tiptoe, visibly excited by the naked eye, the rope was swung until only an afterimage remained, and he said as he swung it, "I searched it when I was eating just now! It's amazing! Wife Listen to me tell you-"
An Xingzhou looked at the rope that Peng Ci was swinging back and forth, and suddenly had a bad feeling.
Then the next second, An Xingzhou watched helplessly as the rope raised high... hit Peng Ci's own foot.
"Wow—" Peng Ci hugged his feet and sat on the ground, crying and fell to the side: "It hurts so much!!"
An Xingzhou: "..."
So the next day, Peng Ci's feet were still wrapped in gauze, and he sat pitifully beside An Xingzhou.
Sitting on the other side of the sofa was a bright and gorgeous beauty.
The big beauty pointed to the table with a half-smile. Peng Ci spread all kinds of weapons that he hadn't had time to put away yesterday, and asked softly, "Come on, explain, how are these things going to be used on me?"
Peng Ci shrank his neck and said in a low voice: "No, no need..."
The big beauty asked again: "Who is it for?"
"I... I..." Peng Ci lifted his trotter and said, "Use it on me!"
An Xingzhou: "..."
Looking at the wonderful three-party meeting in front of him, An Xingzhou felt as if a tornado had passed through the territory, and his whole body was in confusion.