After Peng Ci scratched his head and posed in front of the mirror, admiring his own beauty, another ten minutes passed.
An Xingzhou couldn't stand Peng Ci's whining and pleading, and finally raised his mobile phone to take a picture of Peng Ci, but Peng Ci was not happy again.
Peng Ci poked his head to look at An Xingzhou's phone, his long ears pricked directly on An Xingzhou's face, but Peng Ci didn't realize it, and was still pointing: "Honey, download a beauty camera ah!"
An Xingzhou raised his hand and swept Peng Ci's ears aside, but the rabbit ears were very stubborn, and bounced back automatically after being swept away.
An Xingzhou: "..."
You may not believe it, but I was slapped by the ears of the rabbit.
An Xingzhou was not willing to download these unusable software, but Peng Ci insisted that he wanted to beautify his face, and tried his best to persuade An Xingzhou: "My wife, you are so stupid, everyone is using a beauty camera to take pictures now. !"
"..." An Xingzhou glanced at the rose scarf and cloak on Peng Ci's body, wondering who was on the ground.
But Peng Ci was too persistent, and An Xingzhou was a bit impatient, and the most annoying thing was to engage in tug-of-war with others. In the end, he downloaded the most popular beauty camera in legend under Peng Ci's guidance.
But just downloading the software is not enough, this only requires a lot of rabbits and said: "Download this filter, my wife, this filter is very beautiful, but the parameters need to be adjusted!"
An Xingzhou was numb.
He simply put the phone on the shelf where Peng Ci was squatting, put his hands on his hips and said, "You do it yourself!"
Peng Ci didn't realize that he was disgusted and troublesome at all. He carefully tapped the screen of the phone with his paw, and while doing the filter, he felt pretty: Oh, my wife gave me the phone! I heard that this is the greatest trust in the human world! My wife loves me so much!
Peng Ci turned on the photo mode of the front camera, put half of his rabbit face in front of the camera, downloaded several filters in a row, turned the beauty level to the maximum, and pushed it with his little paws. phone, turned to An Xingzhou who was leaning on the side in a daze, and said, "Honey, I've finished it! Come and take a picture for me!"
An Xingzhou walked over to pick up the phone with a speechless face, but unexpectedly, Peng Ci turned on the front. When he looked up, he found himself unexpectedly appearing in the phone, with a colorful rainbow beside him, and his face became a The alien who can scare the kid next door to cry.
The eyes are huge, the nose and mouth are huge, and the jaw is so sharp that it can pierce the earth.
An Xingzhou subconsciously frowned and shrunk his chin away from the phone. He switched to the rear camera with the expression of an old man in the subway looking at his phone, pointed at Peng Ci and said, "This is the... hot beauty camera you mentioned?"
"Yes! Isn't it beautiful!" Peng Ci jumped twice on the spot, stretched out his claws and pulled down one of his long ears, covering half of his face while hesitating: "I'm ready! Wife Quick!"
An Xingzhou saw that the rabbit was surrounded by a rainbow, and silently clicked on the next filter. The rainbow turned into a green butterfly, which just landed on the red rose on the silk scarf.
The picture was so beautiful that An Xingzhou didn't want to take it anymore.
He couldn't understand the aesthetics of this rabbit who was posing coquettishly at all. Maybe this was the aesthetic difference between humans and rabbits, or between humans and monsters.
An Xingzhou sighed faintly, saw Peng Ci holding his face with two small paws, and finally pressed the camera button in humiliation.
Forget it, let it be soil, but there is still one thing he doesn't understand.
An Xingzhou watched Peng Ci change poses at the speed of a Taobao model, and while pressing the camera button with a blank expression, he asked, "This beauty function can't recognize rabbit faces. Great, is it useful?"
"It's useful!" Peng Ci licked his tired paw, and said, "This will make me feel very professional! I'm a trendy bunny!"
"Oh." An Xingzhou took the last picture with no expression on his face, and finished the work smoothly. Afraid that Peng Ci would make something wrong in front of the mirror, he quickly put his phone in his trouser pocket and scooped up Peng Ci Put it on your shoulders and leave this place of right and wrong quickly.
Peng Ci squatted obediently on An Xingzhou's shoulder, followed An Xingzhou to the living room, and quietly watched An Xingzhou put on his shoes. When An Xingzhou opened the door, he suddenly asked: "We are going to What are you doing? Are you going outside to continue taking pictures?"
An Xingzhou: "..."
Well, after tossing around for so long, I even forgot what I was going to do when I first went out.
"No, I'm going to find a trash can outside to throw you away—" An Xingzhou suddenly remembered Peng Ci's frightening howls, and immediately changed the subject, gritted his teeth and said, "Find a trash can and throw away the garbage at home. , and then go buy you rabbit food!"
"Ah, I remembered! I'm going to buy food! Buy the most expensive one!" Peng Ci picked up the clothes on An Xingzhou's shoulders, rubbed An Xingzhou's ears, and said, "My wife is stupid, you You didn’t take your trash out with you!”
An Xingzhou said coldly: "Forget it, shut up, don't lose it."
"Okay." Peng Ci wanted to lick An Xingzhou's face, but squatting on his shoulders couldn't reach it, so he licked An Xingzhou's earlobe, and before he was quiet for two seconds, he said, "Why did you tell me to shut up? Are you angry because your wife forgot to bring trash?"
"Yes, okay? You've learned idioms pretty well!" An Xingzhou grabbed the little rabbit that was wriggling on his shoulder and stuffed it into the big chest pocket of his sweater, "Stay honest !"
"Ugh—" Peng Ci flopped in his pocket twice, squeezed out his ears first, then his little head, obediently pawed the edge of the pocket with his paws, sat in the pocket and watched the scenery... of course I have to see my wife.
"My wife is so pretty." Peng Ci raised his head, following An Xingzhou's movements, his ears trembled against An Xingzhou's chin from time to time.
An Xingzhou originally wanted to say thank you, but when he lowered his head to meet Peng Ci's big shining eyes, his heart skipped a beat.
Colorful filters, green butterflies and red roses, beauty like aliens flashed through An Xingzhou's mind one by one, and he couldn't help but stop, took a photo in the reflective window on the side of the road, and He reached out and touched his face.
I should look... not weird, right
Peng Ci looked at the window with An Xingzhou, his ears shaking, and said, "We are really a match made in heaven!"
An Xingzhou: "..."
An Xingzhou immediately turned his head away from the reflective window, for fear that Peng Ci would start admiring his handsomeness again.
Hurry up and go home... An Xingzhou sighed secretly, and pushed back Peng Ci, who had stretched his head out.
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It's a trendy rabbit