Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out
貔貅饭馆，只进不出
Author: Hai Jingluo
Latest: Chapter 106
Status: Completed
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Genres: Romance, Supernatural, Yaoi, Comedy
Tags: adapted to manhua ghosts handsome male lead mythical beasts seme protagonist
When the old beast Pixiu went out to throw away the garbage, a male ghost fell into his arms just after he finished categorizing the garbage.
This male ghost was named Wen Xi, and he was as beautiful as a flower. Not only that, but he was also soft and cool to the touch, which meant he was perfect for Pixiu to use as an ice pillow. After all, Pixiu had been punished by the Heavens, and was doomed to endure insufferable hotness surging inside his body.
Although Pixiu swore to the Heavens that he was only using the ghost as an ice pillow, no one believed him.
Pixiu: “Even if the red thread of fate holds my body, my heart is that of a bachelor!”
Wen Xi, who was sealed in a fermentation jar for hundreds of years, was finally released to the world…..only to find himself turned into a child-bride to pay off his debts.
However, this “Husband” of his was also a self-employed beast, who had to pay taxes and repay loans every month.
Wen Xi: “Is the other Pixiu as miserable as you are?”
Although those two were a mess, they turned out to be a good match in the end. Even Yue Lao gave them a marriage interview.
The only thing Pixiu knew to say was that finding a beautiful wife was fairly easy. You just have to be good at sorting through garbage.
In other words: I picked up my wife in the garbage can.
我们仍未知道那天貔貅做一的理由
沙雕] [乱搞] [垃圾分类真是好]
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老妖怪貔貅出门扔垃圾，垃圾扔桶里，男鬼掉怀里。
男鬼文熙貌美如花身凉体软，正好能让被天谴体热难耐的貔貅拿来当抱枕。
貔貅对天发誓他只是把这鬼当抱枕，但是大家都不信。
貔貅：“红线虽然牵在身，我心依然是单身心。”
文熙被人封在坛子里发酵几百年，终于被放出来见个光，却发现自己成了抵债的童养媳。
服务对象还是个每个月都要定时交税还贷.款的个体户。
文熙：“貔貅还有第二只混得像你这么惨的吗？”
两个人鸡飞狗跳终成正果，月老带人来采访。
貔貅全说都是垃圾分类搞得好，漂亮老婆特好找。
又名：我在垃圾桶里捡老婆（不是）
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外表凶恶内心狂热匪气二逼貔貅攻（皮修）x狐假虎威能屈能伸美人鬼受（文熙）
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我只能想到这么多了，反正就两个都不是人的爱情故事。
【醒目】关于设定，这篇文的设定里，貔貅不是龙的儿子，饕餮是，睚眦也是，别的真龙儿子里可能会出场的音乐家囚牛还有扛大包的赑屃，文艺青年负屃。