Although Qiu Fu never showed any dew in the store, but the first place in Qingqiu catching chicken was definitely not a false name. In fact, he is not particularly fond of chickens, but he just can't control his instinct to hunt, turning into a chicken chaser, sleepwalking like a shadow chasing the light.
But his speed was fast, the speed of the chicken was faster, the multicolored wings swayed in the air, and the bright red cockscomb swayed with the contemptuous smile it looked back at.
Who else can catch up to Lao Tzu
Qiu Fu never imagined that he would be despised by a chicken in this life. Even if Maori Xingjun saw him, he would follow his instincts and take a detour. What right does a free-range chicken in the mountains have to show off its power here.
With a fox cry, his four black legs turned into phantoms.
Pi Xiu followed and didn't fall, that is, Nezha's Hot Wheels didn't dare to use it for fear of causing a mountain fire, so he could only use his legs to run wildly. He suddenly frowned and said, "There is a lot of demon energy ahead."
Pi Xiu had a meal, but Tao Ti, as always, rushed forward with a smile and said, "I feel it, I just finished exercising and I'm hungry, and it's time to add a meal if I want."
Hearing this, Ren Jiao choked, and began to secretly rejoice that this uncle didn't like to eat fish, and spared a fish's life from the Donghai people.
The few people took a few steps slower, and the shadow of Qiu Fu disappeared into the forest.
After taking a few steps forward, a shrill fox cry suddenly ripped apart the silence.
Nezha pricked up his ears and listened to this vague and panicked fox call, and asked Pixiu, "What does the fox say?"
"Okay... a lot of chickens?" Pixiu didn't understand, only the next squawk and the sound of branches rubbing from far and near.
Ren Jiao had already turned around and ran away, staring vigilantly at the mountain pass where the sound came, and whispered: "The chicken that can make Qiu Fu make this kind of sound will definitely be an extraordinary chicken. Fine chicken essence."
Pi Xiu paused: "Totole Chicken Essence?"
Yang Jian:…
Erlang Shen pulled out the first white eye in his life that he used three eyes together, but immediately raised the three-pointed knife in his hand to warn everyone: "Have you heard the sound? The number is very large."
Pi Xiu held his giant twin sticks and waited for the battle. Nezha appeared with three heads and six arms, and even the hot wheel was spinning in the air. Only Tao Ti opened the live broadcast with a calm expression on his face, facing the place where the sound came from.
The sound of footsteps and vibrations came from far to near, Ren Jiao couldn't help swallowing, and saw a black fox rolling, crawling and screaming and running out.
Barrage:…
Barrage: ... Black foxes are too rare, right? Selling furs only now in August? Am I crazy or am I insane
"Qiu Fu!" Ren Jiao shouted and suddenly became dumbfounded.
Chickens, chickens all over the mountains, rushed here from the mountains, like someone's chicken farm pulled the gates, and the chickens released the flood!
Pixiu and the others were stupid, and the barrage was also stupid. Everyone stared at the giant hen that was almost one meter tall.
Tao Ti murmured: "I'm greedy for her body, I'm cheap."
Qiu Fu crawled towards them and shouted wildly: "What are you still doing? Run! I've been pecked bald by these chickens! Run!"
"What are you running! Catch chickens!" Tao Ti's hands have greatly increased the demon power, and his face is full of demonic lines, but he has not forgotten to smile at the live broadcast room: "To buy native chickens, the number of catching and killing chickens is limited, and each person is limited to one purchase. "
Yang Jian floated directly into the sky and opened his eyes. After sweeping the chickens all over the mountains and fields, he said loudly, "A total of five hundred and twenty-eight! But I didn't see that eye!"
Pi Xiu snorted: "It must have been hidden in the ditch. I'll look for them after they've been dealt with."
Putting an elephant in the refrigerator takes only three steps, but putting a chicken in the refrigerator requires one, two, three, four or five steps of bloodletting and plucking. Nezha watched the giant pheasant nearly one meter tall and burst into tears.
He has three heads and six hands. The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. The task of pulling chicken feathers is three times that of others, worthy of his reputation as the third prince.
Ren Jiao looked at the pheasants all over the mountains and fields in front of him and remembered the fear of the chicken droppings in the backyard being five centimeters high, and his hand holding the mallet trembled for a while.
Pixiu also had a headache looking at this group of giant pheasants. That idiot's stuff really doesn't follow the usual path. Each one is fat, strong, and nutritious. He is so capable of becoming rich without being a big farmer. He has to be careful and do bad things. , deserves to be done.
Seeing that Qiu Fu was about to rush in front of him, he cried and cried for Brother Pi to save me, but Pi Xiu was unmoved and stomped into his dantian. His face was immediately covered with scales and turned into a beast face.
I only heard Lu Jian's roar, and before Pi Xiu made a move, the chickens were so frightened that they stopped in their tracks. Incontinence spews a line of Baba.
All the chickens stared at Pixiu, saw him take two steps forward, and immediately retreated in unison, even if he stepped on his companion's shit, it didn't matter.
Seeing this, Pixiu immediately ran towards the chicken, making a strange gurgling sound in his mouth, so that the chicken turned around and fled back to the cage, clucking and clucking.
Chicken: Mom! There are monsters! !
However, there were too many chickens and the road was bumpy. The lucky one was knocked unconscious on the tree, and the unlucky one hit a stone and twisted his neck.
Tao Ti looked at the barrage and looked at the chickens who fainted on the road. He paused and said, "Even if you kill yourself, you won't get a discount. The price is negotiable. If you want to buy it, don't force it. rely."
Pi Xiu chased after the chicken, while Qiu Fuhu and Fake Huwei followed behind the eldest brother and grinned at the chicken running in front, swearing that he must avenge his revenge for being ripped off!
The big rooster, who went home to rescue the soldiers, hadn't been complacent in the cave chicken coop for a long time, when he saw his family members come back with panicked faces.
Before it could react to the reversal of his life, he saw the vicious Pixiu approaching it step by step with the steps of a devil.
Buzhoushan wild big rooster, the year of birth is unknown, died this month today, unmarried.
Pixiu just reached out and took the chicken out of the chicken pile, and when he found that the big rooster let out a roar, he fainted from fright. shit, is that all?"
Yang Jian stood at the entrance of the cave and didn't go in. He watched the surrounding situation with his heavenly eyes, stared at the bright mushrooms on the ground, and reminded aloud, "You made too much noise just now, and Jai Ji must have known that you were here."
"It's okay, just let him know that I'm here." Pi Xiu sneered and threw the big cock to Yang Jian: "Erlang Zhenjun, let's see how to open the eyes and go in."
Yang Jian nodded: "Let's go back first, I'm a little worried about leaving Xiaotian and the monkeys there."
Pi Xiu responded, but when he turned his head, he found that Tao Ti was nowhere to be seen. After calling twice, I saw him come out of the cave dressed in chicken feathers. He held his mobile phone and said to the live broadcast: "If you see it, I will bring a hundred of them, and leave fifty of them to eat by myself. Fifty, and it will be fate to grab the link later."
Pixiu: …
To be honest, Tao Ti's professionalism really surprised him. The spirit of doing a line and loving a line is worth learning from everyone in the restaurant, especially Su An, an abacus master who always wants to do a side business.
The group carried the big rooster back to the previous place. As soon as Pi Zhaocai saw the chicken, he jumped up and patted it with his claws. Wen Xi pressed the back of the big fat son's neck and asked Pi Xiu, "I just heard that the big cock is so big. A roar, did you make it out?"
Pixiu coughed: "Well, a few chickens clucked with me just now. I have a better voice than them."
Wen Xi paused and nodded: "That's good, I thought you were in some trouble. If you didn't come back just now, I'm going to find you."
"It's useless for you to find it. Your sister said that you don't dare to kill chickens. At most, you can help pluck the chicken feathers." Tao Ti shook the Qiankun bag, and a hundred giant pheasants appeared in front of him, startling the second-hand monkeys. Big meat buns on the top.
Tao Ti: "I'll go to the link now, please help arrange the delivery."
Nezha: "...do you want to kill chickens and pluck their feathers?"
Tao Ti hasn't spoken yet, and the barrage has already started to brush gifts and fly rockets without a teacher. The three words "killing chicken fee" written on it are particularly dazzling. The third prince felt that he was blind, and he might as well be blind.
Everyone fell silent. Only Pi Zhaocai was the happiest. Taking advantage of no one to pay attention to him, he raised his paw and slapped the rooster who had just woken up. When he saw the chicken fainted again, he kept meowing.
Lucky: I, Niubi!
After killing chickens and plucking feathers to arrange delivery, Duke Tudi and Wen Xi looked at each other, and both of them saw the exhaustion on each other's faces.
Landlord: "Promise me, don't have any more today."
Wenxi: "I try not to have anymore."
When everything was over, Yang Jian grabbed the big rooster and checked it carefully with his heavenly eyes, then plucked one of the most conspicuous feathers from its tail and threw it towards the barrier.
The chicken feathers were inserted into the barrier like darts, the light and shadow flashed, and a big hole slowly appeared. When the car and the people passed smoothly, Yang Jian manipulated the big hole to slowly close again.
The plucked rooster was put on the ground by him, and he was about to say that God has a good life when he heard Qiu Fu suck in his saliva and say that it was time to prepare the yellow braised chicken at three o'clock in the afternoon.
A group of people started to light a fire and boil water again to kill chickens and pluck their feathers. Wen Xi wiped the sweat from his forehead and began to laugh at himself who felt nervous before departure.
When no one was paying attention, Yang Jian walked over to Pi Xiu who was chopping chicken and whispered, "Those mushrooms have dragon energy, they should be the eyes and ears left by Jai Ju."
Pixiu held the knife in his hand, turned his head to look at the brightly colored mushrooms on the ground, raised his chin and asked, "Is this?"
Yang Jian nodded: "It was also at the entrance of the chicken nest cave before."
Pixiu put down the knife and walked towards the mushrooms that were savagely growing and did not know that they were dying. The old monster took it down, cleaned the still confused mushrooms in the bucket, and cut them into a few pieces on the cutting board.
Pixiu: "Exactly, chicken stew with mushrooms."
Yang Jian: "... Bright mushrooms are poisonous."
Pixiu: "Which one of you will die if you eat poisonous mushrooms? At most, it's just diarrhea. It's a small problem."
He didn't think it was enough to cut a few. He got up again and walked to the mushroom by the roadside. He stared at the shivering mushroom and said, "Ji Ji, I know you can hear it. The Mercury retrograde has just passed the Ghost Festival recently, and the Mercury Retrograde is in a bad mood. I came here to trouble you."
The old monster squeezed the mushroom and smiled: "Just stay in your own nest, maybe you can live a few more days."
In Buzhou Mountain, a hundred miles away, looking at Pi Xiu's enlarged face in front of him, Jie Zhen shouted in anger, and completely smashed the water mirror in front of him into pieces.