Pixiu, the old monster, is always doing wicked things because he has no buttholes, and Ren Jiao is used to it, but Qiufu, a stupid person who fully reflects the defect of animals' brains and insufficient brain capacity, still does not recover from the nausea of sucking farts.
The ugly fox had only one idea in his head.
How come the old monster's fart is fragrant
It didn't take into account the fact that the old monster's physical defects couldn't fart at all.
He asked the merman beside him doubtfully: "Are you big monsters all fragrant when they fart?"
Ren Jiao fell into silence, thinking that Qiu Fu might have smelled too much stinky farts and his brain was smoked.
That Xiang Wenxi grabbed the clothes on his body and hesitated to say anything to Pi Xiu who came over, wondering if he should mention what happened just now. Now calm down and think about it, everything just now seems to be frightening yourself by thinking about it.
This wicked old monster would definitely laugh at himself when he heard it. Wen Xi swallowed the words and asked, "What are you doing? You can hear the voice upstairs."
"Digging the vegetable cellar." Boss Pi lied about his face without changing his face, and walked into the building with Wen Xi in his arms, "When winter comes, I can put more cabbage in it, so I don't have to drive out to buy vegetables and save fuel."
Wen Xi: …
He didn't know what to say, so he just said Gong Xi Fa Cai.
"Why did you come down all of a sudden? Your face is so bad. Did the noise wake you up? How about I go up and help you to go to the next barrier and you continue to sleep?" Pixiu asked.
Wen Xi thought about it for a while, but was still a little afraid to stay upstairs alone, so he lowered his voice and said, "No, it's noon, it's time to eat."
When he saw that there were no guests in the hall, he asked in confusion, "Why didn't the door open today?"
Pixiu pointed to the yard: "The chefs have all gone to the vegetable cellar, and no one is cooking. I will serve you some porridge in the pot. If you are bored, watch TV, or I will ask a small broom to accompany you."
Wen Xi nodded: "Can I just sit below?"
"Okay." Pixiu called the broom over, and one person filled a large bowl of fish porridge. After making arrangements, he returned to the yard to continue digging the vegetable cellar.
In order to secure the array eye, the three brothers dug a big hole in the backyard before burying the array eye. The sweat that I shed when I dug the pit is the tears I shed today.
Qiu Fu dug into a frenzy, and directly changed his original shape. A fierce tiger came to dig his heart, and used his limbs to dig the ground frantically, like a dog that was anxious to bury shit.
Pi Xiu frowned and stood aside, couldn't help lowering his voice and asked Ren Jiao, "How likely is it that you say he is the son of a black dog."
Ren Jiao coughed lightly: "I think there are nine out of ten."
With the help of Qiu Fu's prototype, he finally found the array eye. Ren Jiao stretched his head and looked into the pit. The huge tooth that served as the array eye was the same as when it was buried in the past, and it glowed with pearly light in the sunlight.
"The things on the real dragon are different." Ren Jiao sighed: "Baby is a baby."
Pi Xiu snorted a little proudly, this was given to him by gluttonous people back then, how could it not be a good thing.
Qiu Fu recovered his body and carefully swept the soil next to his teeth, revealing the surrounding rune engravings. Because it was close, the strands of dragon energy emanating from the dragon teeth made Qiu Fu feel a little fluttering.
Pixiu pulled him away: "Stay away, you fox has been smoked by the dragon's energy twice, be careful to run around while urinating."
"Where did this dragon tooth come from?" Qiu Fu stared at the keel and murmured, "Are you going to be a dentist for this tooth?"
Pixiu put down the spell bit by bit: "I'm tired of living and running to pull the teeth of the real dragon? Although I'm not afraid of that old thing, but if I really have a tail, I have to go to a half-life."
Qiu Fu disapproved: "Wealth and wealth are in danger, and there is a reward only if you pay."
Ren Jiao was also surprised: "Where did this tooth come from? You never told me."
Pixiu: "Gaotie gave it to me. He said it was his old man's wisdom tooth. It was useless to pull it out and gave it to me."
Ren Jiao: …
Qiu Fu: …
Well, since people can have wisdom teeth, it is not impossible for real dragons to have them.
The three of them had been busy in the backyard all day, and they finally strengthened the formation circle after circle. As long as the gluttonous food came, Pixiu would be able to close the door and release the dog, catch the turtle in the urn, and then capture the old boy on the spot.
He clapped the dust on his hands, and before he could straighten up, he heard a scream coming from the building, like Wen Xi's voice.
The old monster didn't put the hoe in his hand, and ran to the hall.
Fuck your mother, is the smell of this old monster faded or what? In broad daylight, someone dares to come to the door to make trouble? Do you really want to repeat the ancient customs and draw a circle around your own restaurant
Boss Pi rushed into the hall with a hoe. Wenxi saw him coming and immediately pushed away the small broom in front of him. One of them hugged him and said tremblingly, "Dog! Black dog! Wu Zu!"
Pixiu looked up, good guy, there is Erlang Shen on the left side of the door, and a four-eyed boy on the right side of the door, adding up to seven eyes, he lost his two eyes.
Yang Jian was dressed in a suit and leather shoes, and the roaring dog beside him was dressed in black sportswear, with a black dog on his hand.
Pixiu squinted at the black dog, patted Wenxi on the back and said, "Pets can't come in, why, didn't you see the sign on the wall?"
Yang Jian looked at him coldly: "Check the household registration, don't say these are useless."
The roaring dog giggled, staring at the little ghost in Pixiu's arms and repeating Yang Jian's words: "Check the household registration, those who do not have household registration will be taken away."
The black dog in his hand also barked, and Pixiu felt that the little guy in his arms shrank back in fright, and his face turned completely cold.
This is not misleading by human ghost movies. Ghosts are indeed afraid of things like black dogs, not to mention pure black dogs like Roaring Dogs. To put it aside for now, Roaring Dogs must be pure-blooded black dogs of competition level. In addition, Wenxi's soul body is still not stable, if it hits twice, it might be gone.
Pi Xiu sneered twice while holding the hoe in his hand, stared at Yang Jian and said, "The neighborhood committee just checks the household registration.
Hearing the word "complaint", Erlang Shen's complexion suddenly turned gloomy, and even the laughing Roaring Heavenly Dog restrained his expression and did not dare to show his teeth and claws.
The two sides confronted each other, and the three students stood against the wall, not daring to make a sound.
Wu Zu stared at the hoe on Pixiu's shoulder, wondering if he should roar when he saw the injustice, and exercise his due civil rights as a citizen to stop violent law enforcement.
But the big brothers on both sides are all fierce and vicious, and there are people with vicious dogs, and I don't know if they have been vaccinated against rabies. What if I rush in and die rashly
He visually inspected the hoe and Pixiu's figure. He estimated that the small hoe was hemiplegia and the big hoe had cerebral palsy, and the two hoes directly closed their eyes and said good night.
Forget it, I'll just act according to the opportunity later. If the situation is not right, I will rush in and pull Sister Suzhen to run out.
Before being a hero for a minute or a coward for a lifetime, Wu Zu chose to live. But the classmate who was reincarnated by a starving ghost behind him couldn't understand the tension in the air, and asked with a grin, "Boss, are you still open today?"
Grass! A starving ghost reincarnated? Are you about to fight and still want to eat? When you die, you must eat to death! big eater!
Wu Zu was mad in his heart, and his feet were already in the starting position. Just waiting for the sound of fighting, he immediately took Sister Suzhen to flee the scene.
The shop was quiet for a moment, Pixiu thought about Wen Xi, and felt that the business that should be done should still be done, and it is a fool to have money and not make money. He looked at Erlang Shen: "Wait a minute."
Yang Jian had no opinion, raised his eyebrows to signal him to continue.
The little broom took the menu and came to order. Jia Suzhen was afraid of the black dog and only dared to stand in the corridor and stretched her head to look here. She accidentally met Wu Zu's eyes and couldn't help but smile.
Yang Jian glanced at Jia Suzhen in the corridor, stretched out two fingers and said lightly, "Two, fine."
"What's the hurry, you know they don't have a registered permanent residence?" Pixiu glanced at him, thinking that these three-eyed eyes are sharper than three-handed, what kind of community work are they doing, why don't they go to investigate
After the little broom finished ordering food for Wu Zu, a few monsters and regular customers came in. When they saw Erlang, they were all shocked. They thought that it was really good luck.
Pi Xiu greeted them, thinking that they are all open for business anyway, one or two, three or four, so let's just open the door for an evening show.
The shop became lively, but Pi Xiu hugged Wen Xi but did not let go. He glanced at the roaring dog, and his yellow pupils flashed, warning the dog to keep his eyes away and not to stare at what he should not be looking at. something to see.
Yang Jian took a step forward to block Pi Xiu's eyes, turned his head to let the roaring dog stay there, and walked to Pi Xiu's side by himself.
"Tell me, why do you keep ghosts?" Yang Jian said lightly.
Pi Xiu raised his eyebrows: "I don't know that raising a kid can make money? The kid is not good enough. I can make a lot of money by raising an old ghost."
Yang Jian laughed angrily: "You are Pixiu and do you need someone else to gather money for you?"
He stared at Pi Xiu's arm tightly around Wen Xi and squinted: "I heard them say this is your heart and soul? Or is it a three-month-old child?"
Pixiu sneered: "Fuck you."
"Then why are you so nervous? You came over as soon as you heard the voice, and people rushed into your arms, and I think you were willing to embrace them." Yang Jian pointed at Pi Xiu's arm around Wen Xi, "Chang Wei, you said you didn't. Can you do martial arts?"
Pixiu: …
Will your mother's head.
"But I don't want to know at all about your love life. As long as you can show your hukou, I'll leave right away. But if you can't show your hukou or temporary residence permit, both of them have to come with me."
Pixiu clicked angrily, "What if he was mine?"
Yang Jian said indifferently: "The big demon's partner can give a month to re-apply for the household registration, but the other one is not always right?"
The humans in the store couldn't hear them, but the monsters could hear them clearly. All the monsters pricked up their ears and waited for Pixiu's answer. The mobile phone was already in his hand, ready to send first-hand fresh news.
The topics are all figured out-
The thousand-year-old demon finally committed bigamy, and Bai Yueguang is still a red rose, and the restaurant owner has been struggling these days.